A thread for Ashliana

[Parkbandit]

I fear we may have pushed him too far... he's been having quite the meltdown over the course of a month.

This thread is for only positive messages for Ashliana and wishing him a speedy recovery.

[Ashliana]

"Look how not obsessed with Ashliana I am!"

Aww. Did someone hurt your fee-fees just a tad too much? I know you've been upset since the Mango Mussolini's unceremonious exit from office, but you'll come to terms with it eventually.

[Methais]

Aww. Did someone hurt your fee-fees just a tad too much? I know you've been upset since the Mango Mussolini's unceremonious exit from office, but you'll come to terms with it eventually.

See, look how quickly you took an uplifting positive thread and turned it into toxic waste.

I am very disappointed in you. You need to be more positive. This is a thread for positivity, after all.

Let's try again. You can do it!

[Ashliana]

See, look how quickly you took an uplifting positive thread and turned it into toxic waste.

I am very disappointed in you. You need to be more positive. This is a thread for positivity, after all.

Let's try again. You can do it!

Aww. What happened to your feigned concern about the "peacefulness" and "toxic-free" nature of the forum? You were almost a tenth of the way to convincing someone who, somehow, hasn't met you despite your tens of thousands of posts!

[Methais]

Aww. What happened to your feigned concern about the "peacefulness" and "toxic-free" nature of the forum? You were almost a tenth of the way to convincing someone who, somehow, hasn't met you despite your tens of thousands of posts!

See, all you want to do is be toxic and negative and prove me right.

It's time for some more positivity in your life. Stop proving me correct.

Perhaps you just need to learn more about positivity. Here is a scientific explanation of the power of positivity:



Pay attention. You can do it buddy!

[Ashliana]

No fair! Pointing out my hypocrisy on toxicity is toxic! HELP ME, PARKBANDIT!

It's okay, Methais. You'll figure out a way to shitpost that doesn't contradict itself someday.

[Parkbandit]

Aww. What happened to your feigned concern about the "peacefulness" and "toxic-free" nature of the forum? You were almost a tenth of the way to convincing someone who, somehow, hasn't met you despite your tens of thousands of posts!

Normally, I would point out your obvious jealousy over post counts.. given you bring it up very often... but this is a thread to help you through this obviously very difficult time in your life.. so I won't.

This is a thread to get you the encouragement you really need. Positivity is the answer to all your negativity!

[Ashliana]

Normally, I would point out your obvious jealousy over post counts.. given you bring it up very often... but this is a thread to help you through this obviously very difficult time in your life.. so I won't.

This is a thread to get you the encouragement you really need. Positivity is the answer to all your negativity!

That's right, PB, everyone's jealous of how you've obsessively stuck around a forum dedicated to an ancient game you no longer play, so you could send deranged, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage to strangers - mostly men - on the Internet.

Option B "A call to arms for the PC PB sycophants. Do as he does. Say what he says"

That's the one.

[Wrathbringer]

Aww. Did someone hurt your fee-fees just a tad too much? I know you've been upset since the Mango Mussolini's unceremonious exit from office, but you'll come to terms with it eventually.

So...PB makes an "lol@Ashliana's retardationality" thread for you, and you not only use and perpetuate it, but you're post #2.

Game, set, match: PB.

I'd point out that you're being trolled, but after 13 years I think PB is closing in on a World Record and I wouldn't want to ruin that, so...carry on, I guess?

[Ashliana]

So...PB makes an "lol@Ashliana's retardationality" thread for you, and you not only use and perpetuate it, but you're post #2.

Game, set, match: PB.

I'd point out that you're being trolled, but after 13 years I think PB is closing in on a World Record and I wouldn't want to ruin that, so...carry on, I guess?

You're right! Parkbandit definitely hasn't demonstrated his long-running obsession with me by making and continuing to post in a thread about me 25 pages.