A thread for Ashliana

[Ashliana]

How to post like Methais:

1. Be completely unable to argue, and so forced to pick something at totally random, like "You smell!"

2. Post something abjectly retarded, with classic lack of self-awareness.

3. When your demonstrated inability to argue is pointed out and you get put in your place, try to soothe your bruised ego with nonstop mental gymnastics about how you're just much too busy to lay out a coherent argument, despite having the free time to post dozens upon dozens of times.

4. Simp, endlessly, for Parkbandit.

5. Return to step 2.

[Parkbandit]

You're also leaving your children behind in a world that will, rightly, remember you as a racist piece of human garbage no one will talk about as soon as your corpse is unceremoniously dumped in the ground to rot.

The old fallback of a retard: "YER A RACIST!"

That doesn't address anything that I said. How unfortunate! And your months-long meltdown in this thread definitely doesn't highlight your ongoing obsession with me or your spectacular butthurt over Trump's loss. Best of luck coming to terms with that.

This post is a response to your post.

[Parkbandit]

This post is not a response to anyone.

This post is a public service announcement: Ashliana, this is the thread I command you to post in, just as I have commanded and you have complied like my ugly little sock puppet.

Do not disappoint.

[Ashliana]

The old fallback of a retard: "YER A RACIST!"

This post is a response to your post.

"Gee. People seem to call me a racist a lot. Is it because they're retarded? Or am I racist?"
-Parkbandit, unironically, 2021

[Ashliana]

This post is not a response to anyone.

This post is a public service announcement: Parkbandit, this is the thread I command you to post in, just as I have commanded and you have complied like my ugly little sock puppet.

Do not disappoint. And by posting, you're confirming yet again that you're 1) retarded, 2) have Alzheimer's.

[Neveragain]

"Gee. People seem to call me a racist a lot. Is it because they're retarded? Or am I racist?"
-Parkbandit, unironically, 2021

By people you mean you.

But seriously, do you need more than 10 fingers to count the number of men your mom moved in and out of your life during your childhood?

[Ashliana]

By people you mean you.

But seriously, do you need more than 10 fingers to count the number of men your mom moved in and out of your life during your childhood?

Gee, I wonder who else would have a vested interest in pretending their prolific racist statements somehow aren't racist? Could it be you? Surely not.

[Neveragain]

Gee, I wonder who else would have a vested interest in pretending their prolific racist statements somehow aren't racist? Could it be you? Surely not.

I don't think you know what "vested interest" means.

[Ashliana]

I don't think you know what "vested interest" means.

Nonsensical response acknowledged.

[Neveragain]

Nonsensical response acknowledged.

Yes, please do explain what I gain to lose?