A thread for Ashliana

[Ashliana]

Could you do this to anyone else on this forum and get the same results? I doubt it.

(whispered) Yes. Someone named Tardbandit, who's been forced to post in this thread hundreds of times with no self-awareness.

That is why he is the Retard Champion.

(whispered) That would be one of the same reasons that Retard Championship diaper is firmly around your engorged, shit-spackled stomach.

430. I need 70 posts from him in 19 days. I'm already shrinking the per day avg. I'll put forth the effort and get him to 450 today. That is 20 posts... but that puts me below 3 a day for the rest of the month.

I like my odds.

You picked an arbitrary goal, which you plan to transparently use as a pretext for declaring victory, while in reality conceding and leaving the thread. All that's going to be happening is your surrender, having achieved none of your stated goals, but definitely proved:

• Your spectacular butthurt and emotional devastation at Trump having lost
• Your ongoing, decade-plus spanning obsession with me
• You can't outdo me in either legitimate argument or shitposting.

Sorry about your fee-fees. But there, there, Parkbandit. Dry those tears. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer.

[~Rocktar~]

Dance, dance, Leftist puppet!

[Parkbandit]

430

[Ashliana]

430

"Getting to a specific number will give me the mental gymnastics I need to bow out in surrender!"
-Parkbandit

[Methais]

(whispered) Yes. Someone named Tardbandit, who's been forced to post in this thread hundreds of times with no self-awareness.



(whispered) That would be one of the same reasons that Retard Championship diaper is firmly around your engorged, shit-spackled stomach.



You picked an arbitrary goal, which you plan to transparently use as a pretext for declaring victory, while in reality conceding and leaving the thread. All that's going to be happening is your surrender, having achieved none of your stated goals, but definitely proved:

• Your spectacular butthurt and emotional devastation at Trump having lost
• Your ongoing, decade-plus spanning obsession with me
• You can't outdo me in either legitimate argument or shitposting.

Sorry about your fee-fees. But there, there, Parkbandit. Dry those tears. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer.

^ NO U instance #95824

Dance, dance, Leftist puppet!

Dance, dance, Racist puppet!

^ #95825


Try to be less cringe if you can’t at least try to be creative.

[~Rocktar~]

Dance, dance, Racist puppet!

See, it worked. And the only racist here is you. Keep at it, you have a worthy goal, you can do it, we have faith in you to meet your goal.

[Ashliana]

^ NO U instance #95824

"If I insist up is down and the sky is purple, somehow my statements will have the power to warp and twist reality to suit my delusions!"

Sadly, no, you still lack that power.

^ #95825

Try to be less cringe if you can’t at least try to be creative.

Well, we know about your .. erm.. problem .. with the format of someone's response being used against them, so that's no surprise. But speaking of creativity, you might want to try another approach with Parkbandit. Your simping doesn't seem to be paying dividends.

See, it worked. And the only racist here is you. Keep at it, you have a worthy goal, you can do it, we have faith in you to meet your goal.

I'm sorry, the "I'm rubber, you're glue" defense stopped working in second grade. Which is -- not coincidentally -- where your education seems to have stopped. Best of luck dealing with the racism, though.

[Methais]

Pure cringe

[Ashliana]

Hang in there, Methais. Your statements will somehow become able to transform reality to suit your delusions any minute now, if you just wish hard enough.

[Parkbandit]

431