I was talking to someone on AIM tonight and remembered some poems my very first girlfriend had written about me during a few years when I was uh..less than good a good boyfriend. Anyway, she's still got them up on her old website so I figured I'd share 'em. Figured somebody might get a kick out of them.
Early in the relationship:
Mid relationship:
...End of relationship:
The relationship lasted five years on and off, usually weekly.
Here's your chance to flame me without me getting pissed off and saying anything back!
Enjoy.