France

[Astray]

All I ever got to do was bang whores in thailand. Mostly women. Mostly.

This is now correct.

Only ever went to Japan for a tiny slice of time before I was switched around.

[Gelston]

This is now correct.

Only ever went to Japan for a tiny slice of time before I was switched around.

I've gone to tons of countries, but most of the time I had to do dumb shit like train or look for taliban and shit. Did spend a month in Dubai, UAE though, got drunk af there most of it.

[Astray]

I've gone to tons of countries, but most of the time I had to do dumb shit like train or look for taliban and shit. Did spend a month in Dubai, UAE though, got drunk af there most of it.

I'm bummed I didn't get to see more of Germany. Which a lot of people are going to interpret as me being a Nazi but whatever.

[Gelston]

I'm bummed I didn't get to see more of Germany. Which a lot of people are going to interpret as me being a Nazi but whatever.

No, the Soviets saw lots of Germany too, they weren't Nazis.

I had a 5 hour layover at Ramstein AFB on my way back from Iraq.

[Gelston]

[RichardCranium]

Gelston has defintely banged lady-boys.

[Gelston]

Gelston has defintely banged lady-boys.

Nope. Always check their state issued health card. You can also just ask.

[Parkbandit]

We just got to look cooler in our blues and I had a sword.

But did you ever get to cut someone with it?

[Gelston]

But did you ever get to cut someone with it?

I saw a dude stab himself in the face with his own sword before when he was doing draw sword before.

[Taernath]

Was he overexcited about slaying dragons?