Things that made you Facepalm today (Political Version)

[Tgo01]

I'm waiting for a football team to start crying because they didn't score enough points to win but had the most yards run. "But..but we ran the ball more! We should have won!"

Or a baseball team that loses via score but had the most bases stolen. "But...but stealing bases is harder! We should have won!"

Or a basketball team that can't score enough but sucks China's dick more. "Bmph...bumph we shulda wan!"

Or a hockey team that didn't score as much as the other team but started more fights. "But...but we started more fights! We should have won!"

Actually that last one is a pretty apt analogy for modern day Democrats.

[Tgo01]

Democrats when they thought Trump was literally going to round up 10+ million illegal aliens and deport them all: That's an impossible undertaking! We don't have those kind of resources! Plus it's dangerous and inhumane!
Democrats when it comes scary looking guns: We are gonna send police officers to every home which owns an AR15 and confiscate them!

If I didn't know any better I would say Democrats care more for law breaking illegal aliens than they do for law abiding Americans. Why does anyone still vote Democrat? What do Democrats do for you anymore other than virtue signal about how woke they are because they state what their pronouns are?

[Methais]

Democrats when they thought Trump was literally going to round up 10+ million illegal aliens and deport them all: That's an impossible undertaking! We don't have those kind of resources! Plus it's dangerous and inhumane!
Democrats when it comes scary looking guns: We are gonna send police officers to every home which owns an AR15 and confiscate them!

If I didn't know any better I would say Democrats care more for law breaking illegal aliens than they do for law abiding Americans. Why does anyone still vote Democrat? What do Democrats do for you anymore other than virtue signal about how woke they are because they state what their pronouns are?

You keep forgetting that they don't actually think about how to execute the things they come up with or anything involving logic and reason. All that matters is if saying it makes them feel good.

Exhibit A:

[Tgo01]

It's pretty fascinating. Hillary calls Tulsi Gabbard a Russian asset and the left and the media immediately fall in line and start talking about all sorts of "proof" that Gabbard is indeed a Russian asset.

[Methais]

‘Whiteness Studies’ Professor Says White People Who Treat All Races Equally Are ‘Dangerous’

[Tgo01]

‘Whiteness Studies’ Professor Says White People Who Treat All Races Equally Are ‘Dangerous’

I can’t even keep up with this dumb shit anymore.

[RichardCranium]

It's pretty fascinating. Hillary calls Tulsi Gabbard a Russian asset and the left and the media immediately fall in line and start talking about all sorts of "proof" that Gabbard is indeed a Russian asset.

Gabbard has been decimating Hillary every time she gives an interview. I fear she may not be with us much longer.

[Tgo01]

Gabbard has been decimating Hillary every time she gives an interview. I fear she may not be with us much longer.

Hillary Clinton is sad to hear about Gabbard's impending suicide.

[Parkbandit]

It's pretty fascinating. Hillary calls Tulsi Gabbard a Russian asset and the left and the media immediately fall in line and start talking about all sorts of "proof" that Gabbard is indeed a Russian asset.

Tulsi Gabbard is the hottest woman in politics and Hillary never was.

[Methais]

Hillary Clinton is sad to hear about Gabbard's impending suicide.

She should put out a tweet saying "If I turn up dead I promise you it wasn't suicide."