well I got married to Mr. Right :)

[Luftstreitkräfte]

Love the peen, twink threesomes and power topping but it's nothing without love, common interests , comfort and completeness we share.

this is kinda sig worthy

[Parkbandit]

And stupid.

Genitals matter, regardless of the person attached. I'm heterosexual and I will always choose peen over pussy, even if the pussy owner is a fantastic person. I'm fairly certain it's the same for a gay person.

Jesus Christ.. I thought Gelston wrote this at first.

[Gelston]

Jesus Christ.. I thought Gelston wrote this at first.

Sigs and limes, man, sigs and limes.

[Methais]

I feel like putting it that way is belittling. I don't think peen is the driver. These are two beings sharing their short time on earth. Yes they can't procreate together. But our programmed understanding of what a couple is largely comes from biblical history. Fuck religion.

And really, with any realistic couple, how often does sex happen? .05% of the relationship total time? There has to be other things attracting people together. Shared interests. Compatibility. Strong working relationship with accomplishments. Sex is just a way to reproduce. It's only the end-all be-all for a consumerist, selfish society obsessed with pleasure.

I'm assuming you're straight or at least pretend to be. Would you want to marry a dude? Would a gay dude want to marry a woman? Would a lesbian want to marry a dude?

Stop being a dumbass.

how often does sex happen? .05% of the relationship total time?

It's not our fault that your wife is repulsed by you and/or you have a tiny peen.

What about a pussy with balls?

Checkmate.

No, no one here wants you either.

[Methais]

Jesus Christ.. I thought Gelston wrote this at first.

Were you more or less surprised at the "I will always choose peen over pussy" part before you realized it was Tisket?

[SonoftheNorth]

Nice work man. Happiness and togetherness is the purpose of life. This is great news. Congratulations.

I thought you wanted to throw gays off buildings.

[Parkbandit]

Were you more or less surprised at the "I will always choose peen over pussy" part before you realized it was Tisket?

I was more like "FINALLY! HE CAME OUT!"

[Methais]

I thought you wanted to throw gays off buildings.

He woke up one day and realized that being a muslim wasn't as trendy as he thought.

[Luftstreitkräfte]

He woke up one day and realized that being a muslim wasn't as trendy as he thought.

Converting to Islam in 2005 wasn't trendy. It changed me forever, and I tap into my learnings from it daily. Doesn't mean I have to be suckered into religious exclusivity though.

[Parkbandit]

Converting to Islam in 2005 wasn't trendy. It changed me forever, and I tap into my learnings from it daily. Doesn't mean I have to be suckered into religious exclusivity though.

Seriously: No one gives 2 shits.