I was literally stationed at camp lejuene.
Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam
I was talking to someone on Lnet one night, and Vishra chimed in saying that two of the people I'd mentioned, Noam Chomsky and Theodor Mommsen, had nothing to do with Anthropology. It sounds like that's what your degree is in, or somewhere's around that, so I'll forego further explanation because you already know. Then she said that Archaeology was not a field of Anthropology. Then she claimed that she had a doctorate in Feminist Anthropology. Now, I don't have a degree in Feminist Anthropology, but you do not get a degree with "Anthropology" in the name without understanding the things you learn in the 100 level courses, such as the four major fields of Anthropology. She went on for about half an hour after that, and not once did she make any sort of sense. Since then I've been counting her fields of expertise. So far they include:
Education
Information Technology
"Anthropology"
Feminism
Juris Doctorate
And I've only been counting for like a month. There's something very wrong with her. I can understand maybe faking one degree, but she's faking many, and she literally cannot be bothered to even search wikipedia to check if the things she's saying about them are true or not. That's how she ends up with comments like a single WoW server costing 5 million dollars per month to run. Based on her expert IT knowledge. Or that the US sent soldiers to California to intimidate and harass immigrants into turning back. Based on her legal expertise.
Last edited by Stumplicker; 12-01-2018 at 08:24 PM.
I'm like 99.99% positive she either claimed to be a lawyer one time or said she worked in a law office. This was on LNet and before she started making up all of these degrees and claiming she worked at the UN and evacuated a building on 9/11 and shit like that. And one time she said something about her job and I said something like "I thought you were a lawyer?" and she went on this bitch fest saying "I never claimed I was a lawyer! That's you making shit up again!"
Then like a week later she had to showcase how she's an expert in law but she couldn't go back to claiming she was a lawyer after the bitch fest she went through, so now suddenly her BOYFRIEND works at a law office and apparently his dick must shoot lawyer knowledge or something because by sleeping with someone who works at a law office this means she too is an expert on the law.
Last edited by Tgo01; 12-01-2018 at 08:21 PM.
My favorite is that no matter what the subject, she's the authority on it.
Illegal immigration? "Shut the fuck up, I have an illegal brother."
LGBTQRSTUV? You don't know what you're talking about. My illegal brother is also gay.
Poverty? "I was so poor, I ate cereal with a fork to save milk!"
Wealth? "I make more in a year than all of you"
Racism? "I have black friends"
Healthcare? "Did I mention my gay illegal brother also has diabetes?"
Transgender? "My gay illegal brother with diabetes used to be my sister.."
Heroism? "On 9-11, I evacuated a building"
Logic? "I used to teach logic"
Reading Comprehension? "It was logic class, focusing on reading comprehension"