Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Parkbandit]

Thanks man. Been experiencing that too, definitely not fun. Just keeping stuff down and working it through the system is pretty bad. Not a fan of pain meds either and have a high pain tolerance too, but I was dying and in pain for 4 days before the surgery, so I'm enjoying them for now (my tolerance was definitely rolled over), It's just nice not to be in agony for a bit.

WTF 4 days?

I was bent over throwing up and thinking it was food poisoning of some sort from lunch.. tried to "sleep it off" and woke up at 11pm in even worse pain so went to the hospital. They said it was already ruptured and if I had waited until morning, I would be in serious trouble.

[Parkbandit]

This is one of the best things I have seen.

If you have 15 seconds you should watch this video.

https://twitter.com/KarluskaP/status...562589185?s=20

LOL...

[Blazar]

WTF 4 days?

I was bent over throwing up and thinking it was food poisoning of some sort from lunch.. tried to "sleep it off" and woke up at 11pm in even worse pain so went to the hospital. They said it was already ruptured and if I had waited until morning, I would be in serious trouble.

Yeah man, so last Tuesday I had sever ab pain and a migraine, not unusual so I slept most of the day. by Wednesday, the pain was worse, so I went to Caprock ER. They did a CT scan, thought it was some IBS stuff or gallstones and sent me home with IBS meds and stuff. No indication of appendicitis. I'd already thrown up a few times at this point but thought it was bloating.

So later that day I'm just trying to sleep it off and I wake up out of nowhere and vomit like I've never vomited in my life. Pretty sure that was the rupture, because after that, I couldn't vomit even if I tried to force myself. But since the doc said it would pass, I waited. By Friday morning, it wasn't feeling better, so I went to a BSW ER with a full hospital. They did an ultrasound and thought it was gall bladder too, so I went in for gall bladder and woke up with my appendix removed. Doc said it had ruptured.

It's been a pretty brutal experience. I'd say worse than my spontaneous pneumo-thorax a few years ago, and these are the only two major things I've had go wrong that weren't accidents like being a dumb kid and running into cars and such.

It's getting better now but the bloating and gas can go fuck itself right to hell. Over it.

[ClydeR]

Lone Star US Sen. Ted Cruz landed in a Twitter war with Hollywood “Hellboy” actor Ron Perlman on Monday — with Perlman finally challenging the pol to a wrestling match for charity.

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This means that Ted Cruz will have a cameo in the next Hellboy movie.

[Methais]

[Parkbandit]

This means that Ted Cruz will have a cameo in the next Hellboy movie.

Pearlman hasn't starred in a Hellboy movie in over a decade. The last Hellboy movie stared David Harbour as Hellboy.

Granted, you've never been one to deal in facts.. but I would think your other tiny frail voice in your head (Fallen) would have known this.

You should let that pussy post more.

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Boston Mayor Marty Walsh (D) has come out in favor of removing a statue of Abraham Lincoln that has stood in the city for more than a century — but is opposed to renaming Faneuil Hall, which is named for a slave owner and is on the site of a slave market.

As Breitbart News has reported, left-wing activists are trying to have a statue of Abraham Lincoln removed from Park Square after nearly 150 years because they find the depiction of an emancipated slave in the sculpture to be offensive.

The statue has stood there since 1879 and is a replica of an original statue built with funds contributed by freed slaves.

Mayor Walsh’s office told the Boston Globe last week that he favors removing the Lincoln statue and replacing it with “one that recognizes equality.”

However, Mayor Walsh has has opposed renaming Faneuil Hall, a major tourist attraction in downtown Boston, declaring last week: “The Mayor is always open to having a conversation, but he remains opposed to changing the name of Faneuil Hall.”

The Left has totally lost whatever tiny bits of their minds that were still functioning. Yes, lets tear down a statue of Abraham fucking Lincoln because of racism.

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Boston Mayor Marty Walsh (D) has come out in favor of removing a statue of Abraham Lincoln that has stood in the city for more than a century — but is opposed to renaming Faneuil Hall, which is named for a slave owner and is on the site of a slave market.

As Breitbart News has reported, left-wing activists are trying to have a statue of Abraham Lincoln removed from Park Square after nearly 150 years because they find the depiction of an emancipated slave in the sculpture to be offensive.

The statue has stood there since 1879 and is a replica of an original statue built with funds contributed by freed slaves.

Mayor Walsh’s office told the Boston Globe last week that he favors removing the Lincoln statue and replacing it with “one that recognizes equality.”

However, Mayor Walsh has has opposed renaming Faneuil Hall, a major tourist attraction in downtown Boston, declaring last week: “The Mayor is always open to having a conversation, but he remains opposed to changing the name of Faneuil Hall.”

The Left has totally lost whatever tiny bits of their minds that were still functioning. Yes, lets tear down a statue of Abraham fucking Lincoln because of racism.

Remember when Trump was ridiculed by Democrats and the media when he suggested George Washington and Lincoln would be next on the chopping block if these rioters and protesters kept getting their way? Those same people are probably now cheering this decision.

[Seizer]

I swear this one is about one of our resident politics folder posters. I'll let you decide on who.
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-prog...n-their-behalf

Too many good ones today at the Bee.
https://babylonbee.com/news/paw-patr...-antifa-rioter

https://babylonbee.com/news/acknowle...-from-congress

https://babylonbee.com/news/proteste...-racist-statue

[Tgo01]

I swear this one is about one of our resident politics folder posters. I'll let you decide on who.
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-prog...n-their-behalf

That's a work of art.