Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Shaps]

Other than weed and performance enhancers, I don't think professional sports has the substance abuse problems it had 20+ years ago. Sports has changed a great deal since the days of smoking cigs, drinking beer and doing cocaine on the sideline.

Hey man.. greatest player ever was doing lines and banging hookers... LT in today's NFL would scare the living shit out of most people LOL.

I personally don't think he has a problem.. he's a grown man and can drink a glass of wine when he wants to.. it's just the take on it, if an average, everyday person was to say the same thing at their PTA meeting...

[Shaps]

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/expl...110000097.html

"U.S. infectious disease official Anthony Fauci has said Americans can proceed with travel plans provided they are vaccinated and boosted if eligible."

This motherfucker really thinks he has the authority to tell people what they can, and can't, do... fuck those assholes. They really think people don't know by now after two years?

Remember - you can only do what those bitch ass bureaucrats say! ROFL.. fucking jackasses are drunk on power.

[Parkbandit]

What is ridiculous is people look at him as some sort of source of health expert.

He shoots a basketball for a living. Lol.

Or an expert on anything.

He's not.

He shoots a basketball for a living.

[Parkbandit]

"U.S. infectious disease official Anthony Fauci has said Americans can proceed with travel plans provided they are vaccinated and boosted if eligible."

Oh thank you for giving me official permission to do something you had no control over anyway!

I feel relieved now that our Lord and Savior, Fauci said I could do something.

Oh wait... only if we're fully vaccinated and boosted?

What if we're not??? FUCK!

[Shaps]

Laughing stock of the world... /sigh.

[Seran]

Out my god, Biden raised his voice in a speech. END OF THE WORLD

[Seran]

This just in, President Biden used inflection in as many as two speeches n the last two months. More at the top of the hour here on Faux News.

[~Rocktar~]

IN a completely expected and all too common turn of events, Seran misses the point.

[Gelston]

Or an expert on anything.

He's not.

He shoots a basketball for a living.

I'd say he is a basketball expert. If I was wanting to play basketball I'd listen to everything he said on it.

[rolfard]

The Wall Street Journey, MSNBC, Reuters, Bloomberg, etc etc. They're reporting the truth of Biden's accomplishments. Where you and apparently Fox Business would have everyone believe we're in the second Great Depression