Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Methais]

Looks like Elon Musk is joining the ranks of powerful men who believe it entitles them to use their employees as they see fit. No wonder he's such a good friend of Donald Trump.

Space XXX as Drudge put it is right!



https://www.businessinsider.com/spac...conduct-2022-5

Right on schedule, just like everyone with a functional brain expected as soon as he announced he was voting republican.

[Seran]

Does voting Republican make you immune to being accountable for your actions? Because I don't think anybody share that memo with Madison Cawthorn. He was talking about getting the Dark MAGA empowered. Could you talk to your conservative bodies and tell us what Dark MAGA is

[Methais]

Does voting Republican make you immune to being accountable for your actions?

That only applies to democrats.

Because I don't think anybody share that memo with Madison Cawthorn. He was talking about getting the Dark MAGA empowered. Could you talk to your conservative bodies and tell us what Dark MAGA is

Could you stop ignoring the question and tell us what "abstinence" is, and how republicans are blocking it? Since you know, you said republicans are trying to block abstinence and all that.

Any reason why you keep ignoring this question?

[Gelston]

Remember, he was a Democrat back when he did that.

[Suppressed Poet]

Does voting Republican make you immune to being accountable for your actions? Because I don't think anybody share that memo with Madison Cawthorn. He was talking about getting the Dark MAGA empowered. Could you talk to your conservative bodies and tell us what Dark MAGA is

Dark MAGA is what Biden calls African Americans that didn’t vote for him. They ain’t black.

[Methais]

Dark MAGA is what Biden calls African Americans that didn’t vote for him. They ain’t black.

He calls them these when the cameras are off:

[Parkbandit]

Does voting Republican make you immune to being accountable for your actions?

No, being Democrat usually does.

The day Musk claimed he was now going to vote Republican, this story came to light.

Not even you can believe that is a coincidence.

Because no one could be that fucking stupid.

[Seran]

Dark MAGA is what Biden calls African Americans that didn’t vote for him. They ain’t black.

Oh wow. Why would Madison Cawthorn, the BROist of Team MAGA be calling for Matt Gaetz, Marjorie Taylor Green to join him in the Dark MAGA revolution then, because those folks are as white conservative as they come.

And I'm serious, this dude is such a Chad, that even after that video came out of him naked, face fucking his cousin-husband, Trump STILL supported him. Which come to think of it, Trump support probably cost him his job.

Anyway, what were we talking about again? Conservatives pushing white replacement theory into the school curriculum in Florida. That's bad.

[Seran]

I'm tickled that Republicans are so aware of just how wrong and corrupt their actions are that they're able to detail the ramifications of their actions. I mean wow, imagine being so hyper aware of the law, that after asking an employee for a happy ending, while flying on a company jet, that you actually could foretell it would one day be used against him. Elongate!

[Parkbandit]

I'm tickled that Republicans are so aware of just how wrong and corrupt their actions are that they're able to detail the ramifications of their actions. I mean wow, imagine being so hyper aware of the law, that after asking an employee for a happy ending, while flying on a company jet, that you actually could foretell it would one day be used against him. Elongate!

1) Elon Musk was a Democrat when this happened.
2) I hope the woman who was paid 250K signed a NDA and has violated it.
3) I stand corrected: you are literally that fucking stupid.