Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Tgo01]

Police arrest 'Sexy Vegan' following reports that he sexually assaulted his dog and posted a video of the incident on the internet

So this dude is a fucked up asshole, apparently sexually assaulted his dog and uploaded the video on the internet. But that's not why I posted in the laugh thread, it's because of this line:

"According to the outlet, Vegan told law enforcement during his arrest that he is a 2020 presidential candidate."

"You can't investigate me! I'm a 2020 presidential candidate!"

This shall henceforth be known as the "Biden defense."

[Methais]

Police arrest 'Sexy Vegan' following reports that he sexually assaulted his dog and posted a video of the incident on the internet

So this dude is a fucked up asshole, apparently sexually assaulted his dog and uploaded the video on the internet. But that's not why I posted in the laugh thread, it's because of this line:

"According to the outlet, Vegan told law enforcement during his arrest that he is a 2020 presidential candidate."

"You can't investigate me! I'm a 2020 presidential candidate!"

This shall henceforth be known as the "Biden defense."

He’ll be polling at 30% by the weekend.

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​https://thehill.com/homenews/adminis...-has-asked-for

Reporter asks Finnish president what 'favors' Trump has asked for

A reporter on Wednesday asked the Finnish president what favors President Trump had asked of him as the two leaders stood side-by-side for a White House press conference.

“Because this is the biggest issue here at the moment, I have to ask: What kind of favors has Mr. Trump asked from you?” the reporter asked of President Sauli Niinistö, drawing audible gasps and some nervous laughter from other reporters and officials in the room.

Trump is a fucking embarrassment.

[Gelston]

​https://thehill.com/homenews/adminis...-has-asked-for

Reporter asks Finnish president what 'favors' Trump has asked for



Trump is a fucking embarrassment.

OH WOW REPORTERS GASPED AT A QUESTION ASKED BY ANOTHER REPORTER AMAZING

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OH WOW REPORTERS GASPED AT A QUESTION ASKED BY ANOTHER REPORTER AMAZING

I don't understand why you want to defend Trump and not America, the constitution, and the office of the president of the United States. Patriots don't usually throw their compatriots under the bus for personal gain.

[Gelston]

I don't understand why you want to defend Trump and not America, the constitution, and the office of the president of the United States. Patriots don't usually throw their compatriots under the bus for personal gain.

Trump is defending American, the Constitution, and the office of the President of the United States, that is why I defend Trump.

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Trump is defending American, the Constitution, and the office of the President of the United States, that is why I defend Trump.

Trump is corrupt to the bone. Even you can see that. Theres no big conspiracy. He's corrupt, got caught, and will throw anyone and everyone under the bus to avoid responsibility.

[Neveragain]

I don't understand why you want to defend Trump and not America, the constitution, and the office of the president of the United States. Patriots don't usually throw their compatriots under the bus for personal gain.

Well, that's one way to convince people to never vote for your candidate of choice. Question a vets honor towards their country.

[Methais]

I don't understand why you want to defend Trump and not America, the constitution, and the office of the president of the United States. Patriots don't usually throw their compatriots under the bus for personal gain.

We already know that democrats and their army of useful idiots like you aren't patriots. No need to keep reminding us.

​https://thehill.com/homenews/adminis...-has-asked-for

Reporter asks Finnish president what 'favors' Trump has asked for



Trump is a fucking embarrassment.

Any reason why you left out the Finnish president's response?

You know, like the part where the Finnish president was like "You mean what favors I asked of him" which tubgirls all over whatever narrative your gullible retarded ass is trying to push.

Did you even watch the video? Or do you just think some left wing soy reporters jerking each other off is actual news? You realize this video made Trump look good and not what you were hoping for don't you? Or did you just grab the headline and go with it because you're the most retarded type of gullible retard on the retard spectrum?

Nice hair btw, but what's with the cable lock? Are you starting a new fashion trend?

[Parkbandit]

​https://thehill.com/homenews/adminis...-has-asked-for

Reporter asks Finnish president what 'favors' Trump has asked for

Trump is a fucking embarrassment.

I'd say you are purposely being intellectually dishonest.. but you lack the intellect to do this.

So it's far more likely you are just being retarded.