Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Methais]

Looks like Seran made a new alt in GS:

[Focused] Werk thinks, "I heard you are the person to ask for spells."
[Focused to Werk] Dreaven thinks, "Gonna be doing spellups in about 20 minutes at Wayside table."
[Focused] Werk thinks, "I don't think I can survive the walk down there."
[Focused] Werk thinks, "Maybe next time."
[Focused] Werk asks, "Do you not do spellups in Icemule Trace?"
[Focused to Werk] Dreaven thinks, "I just do them in the Landing."
[Focused] Werk asks, "What if I'm a racist MAGA supporter like you, though?"

To be fair, it could also be any number of the anti-Semitic psychopaths who hang out on the GS Discord server all day long.

If it's a F2P account, then possibly. Extra irony if so from the name being Werk.

I'm gonna guess it isn't Seran though, just based on the grammar being correct.

Dude is max butthurt either way.

[Arqueto]

If it's a F2P account, then possibly. Extra irony if so from the name being Werk.

I'm gonna guess it isn't Seran though, just based on the grammar being correct.

Dude is max butthurt either way.

Yeah, this guy can apostrophe.

[Parkbandit]

LOL.. no way that's sErAn.

He hates work and wouldn't name himself after something he hates so much.

[~Rocktar~]

[Methais]

That room made me think of this, and now my day is ruined:

[ClydeR]

An old article, but still funny.

I used to have this coach who told us, “How you do one thing is how you do everything. You loaf in practice, you’re gonna loaf in the game. You cheat on your tests, you’re gonna cheat on your wife.”

I’ve found that to be true with golf. The guy who plays slowly on the course is going to be molasses in meetings. The guy who’s generous with compliments on the course is going to do the same at dinner. And the guy who cheats on the course is going to cheat in business, or on his taxes or, say, in politics.

More...

Trump doesn’t just cheat at golf. He cheats like a three-card Monte dealer. He throws it, boots it, and moves it. He lies about his lies. He fudges and foozles and fluffs. At Winged Foot, where Trump is a member, the caddies got so used to seeing him kick his ball back onto the fairway they came up with a nickname for him: “Pele.”

“I played with him once,” says Bryan Marsal, longtime Winged Foot member and chair of the coming 2020 Men’s U.S. Open. “It was a Saturday morning game. We go to the first tee and he couldn’t have been nicer. But then he said, ‘You see those two guys? They cheat. See me? I cheat. And I expect you to cheat because we’re going to beat those two guys today.’… So, yes, it’s true, he’s going to cheat you. But I think Donald, in his heart of hearts, believes that you’re gonna cheat him, too. So if it’s the same, if everybody’s cheating, he doesn’t see it as really cheating.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCvgMNnM3OA

[ClydeR]

Here's a short animated video for those who are attention span challenged..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWLj2-a6FLI

[Anebriated]

is cheating at golf a federal or civil matter? Just wondering how you got him this time.

[Parkbandit]

is cheating at golf a federal or civil matter? Just wondering how you got him this time.

This is what the US media is reduced to.

"ZOMG TRUMP CHEATED IN GOLF! HE SHOULD BE PREVENTED FROM RUNNING AS PRESIDENT!"

I REALLY hope Trump wins in November.. not just to right the US ship, but to watch the clown show meltdown.

It's going to normalize the resulting meltdown in 2016.

[Methais]

Here's a short animated video for those who are attention span challenged..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWLj2-a6FLI

I'm not sure which is greater...your cringe levels or your chronic butthurt levels.