Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Suppressed Poet]

If I had a magic lamp and only 3 wishes, one of them would be to see a live debate between Trump and Biden moderated by Joe Rogan.

I would like to see that as well, but that is far removed from being 1 of 3 wishes. Joe Rogan would make a great moderator.

[Anebriated]

I would use the wish to make Trump King just to watch the meltdown.

[~Rocktar~]

I would use the wish to make Trump King just to watch the meltdown.

I would bet we could power the grid with the torrents of tears.

[Parkbandit]

There won't be a debate between Trump and Biden. Biden is ill equipped to have such a debate. He can't even take non-canned questions from reporters that he didn't call upon.

[Suppressed Poet]

There won't be a debate between Trump and Biden. Biden is ill equipped to have such a debate. He can't even take non-canned questions from reporters that he didn't call upon.

They have shown in the last SOTU they can pump him up with enough cocaine and steroids to make it through the night reading from a teleprompter & not falling off the stage, but it would be an absolute embarrassment for Biden if he had to come up with his own responses to questions in a debate. That’s why we won’t have them. Or if we do, he will get soft ball questions and be prepped on them well in advance. The moderator will be someone like Whoopi Goldberg.

[ClydeR]

They have shown in the last SOTU they can pump him up with enough cocaine and steroids to make it through the night reading from a teleprompter & not falling off the stage, but it would be an absolute embarrassment for Biden if he had to come up with his own responses to questions in a debate. That’s why we won’t have them. Or if we do, he will get soft ball questions and be prepped on them well in advance. The moderator will be someone like Whoopi Goldberg.

Only one candidate has skipped debates during the 2024 election cycle. Only one candidate skipped a debate during the 2020 election cycle. Only one candidate skipped a debate during the 2016 election cycle -- to raise money for charity but the money disappeared.

[Suppressed Poet]

Only one candidate has skipped debates during the 2024 election cycle. Only one candidate skipped a debate during the 2020 election cycle. Only one candidate skipped a debate during the 2016 election cycle -- to raise money for charity but the money disappeared.

Only one candidate lacks the ability to make coherent sentences and is receiving hospice care:

[Parkbandit]

Only one candidate has skipped debates during the 2024 election cycle. Only one candidate skipped a debate during the 2020 election cycle. Only one candidate skipped a debate during the 2016 election cycle -- to raise money for charity but the money disappeared.

One candidate can go to a Chick fil A in an impromptu fashion and be his authentic self and people love him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQSI4T32ZdE

One candidate doesn't have an original thought in his entire head, wants to play a game of "I can do anything you can do!", but can't go to a Wawa without the entire thing being scripted, right down to the tip.. and no one chants anything except "Let's go Brandon": https://twitter.com/RNCResearch/stat...42962773823651

[Seran]

Only one candidate has skipped debates during the 2024 election cycle. Only one candidate skipped a debate during the 2020 election cycle. Only one candidate skipped a debate during the 2016 election cycle -- to raise money for charity but the money disappeared.

They're too dumb to realize that their own candidate is the one who set all of these precedents.

[Methais]

Only one candidate has skipped debates during the 2024 election cycle. Only one candidate skipped a debate during the 2020 election cycle. Only one candidate skipped a debate during the 2016 election cycle -- to raise money for charity but the money disappeared.