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    Default Decent Gear

    PM me if you'd like something. Landing pickup. Silvers or cash, as designated, via Paypal gift/faf. Offers welcome.

    1. an oiled light leather courier bag with polished faenor buckles- $10
    Shoulder worn, 6 lbs, holds 60 (large amount), max deep but can still be lightened.

    2. a rolaren-cored silvery glaes knife- 150k
    4x 2 slot fusion dagger. Under a pound.

    3. some tiny battle-scarred matte grey imflass fieldplate- $650
    10x (+47) full plate, heavy damage padding, light crit padding, t3 ensorcelled, 22 lbs. Small races only.
    Examining the fieldplate closely, it looks like it is heavily padded, lessening the damage the wearer takes. It also appears that it is lightly padded against critical blows. [Some tiny battle-scarred matte grey imflass fieldplate has a combat effectiveness rating of 10 points of Damage padding. It has 0 of 30 services towards the next full rank of combat effectiveness. It also has a combat effectiveness rating of 0 points of Critical padding and a 50.0% chance to have a combat effectiveness rating of 1. It has 5 of 10 services towards the next full rank of combat effectiveness. It has been serviced 5 times in this service window.]

    4. a delicate gold pendant- $25
    Neck worn. The gold pendant contains the spell Poison Resistance, from the Minor Spiritual circle.
    The pendant resonates with your voice, indicating that it enhances its owner in the following ways:
    It provides a bonus of 3 to Two-Handed Weapons Bonus.
    This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 6 times.
    The pendant looks to have a huge number of charges remaining.
    You sense that the gold pendant will persist after its last enhancive charge has been expended.
    You sense that the gold pendant will persist after its last magical charge has been expended.

    5. some black steel full plate- $85
    7x, lightly damage padded, 54 lbs.

    6. some shadowy black vultite plate- $75
    7x full plate, max light at 38 lbs.

    7. a set of triple-linked crimson rolaren augmented chain set with rows of spikes- $60
    7x augmented chain, spiked, permanently moderately resistant to fiery attacks, max light at 13 lbs.

    8. a perfect maoral-hafted steel maul- $30
    5x, 8 lbs, blessable, further enchantable.

    9. a rust-colored mithril tube- $100
    Self charging minor water wand. Fully charged it holds 10 charges and it recharges a little every couple hours. Has loresong.
    >l tube
    The mithril tube appears to be a mixture of gnome tinkering and magical science. The tip of the tube resembles nothing more than a wizard's wand except for a small opening at the very end. Moving towards the center, the influence of tinker gnomes can be seen. Small wheels and gears spin about the axis of the tube, sucking in air and forcing it through miniature cylinders and pumps. The final product of this effort, drops of moisture extracted from the air are sent via small hoses to a clear globe at the back of the tube for storage. In the globe, the water levels from all the collected moisture provides a sloshy indication of the amount of water available for use. The globe is so full that water is dripping from the relief valve.

    Loresong: <knocks you down to prone and stuns you>
    As you direct your song at the mithril tube, your surroundings blink out and you find yourself hidden behind a large crate. Peering over the crate, it is possible to make out a group of tinker gnomes huddled around a mage dressed totally in white. Sounds of cackling float back to you from the group of gnomes in response to something the mage has just did or said. Speaking a few last words, the mage passes a small bag to the leader of the group who snatches at it greedily. With a last cackle, the leader passes over three long wand-shaped items to the mage who stuffs them into his bag. The mage nods to the gnomes and then chants an incantation and flashes out of existence. One of the gnomes, gazing at the spot where the mage stood, spots you in your hiding place. Giving a cry of anger, he grabs a club and heads for you. The rest follow suit and quickly begin pummeling you. Thankfully you finally lose consciousness only to awake to realize it hadn't been a dream.

    10. a fine sephwir long bow- $75
    5x, heavily sighted, 3 lbs.

    Old style fusion orbs:
    A. +7 Health Recovery- $30
    B. +17 Max Health- $30
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    He sharted on all of it.
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    I like grammatical errors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warriorbird View Post
    The terrifying truth is that in game he exhibits almost none of the qualities of his forum persona. His characters are cool, he sells good stuff, and he's a reliable/trustworthy merchant.
    He OOCly sharted on it.
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    I like grammatical errors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    He OOCly sharted on it.
    Now you're on the right track!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warriorbird View Post
    The terrifying truth is that in game he exhibits almost none of the qualities of his forum persona. His characters are cool, he sells good stuff, and he's a reliable/trustworthy merchant.
    Thank you, Warriorbird.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    He sharted on all of it.
    Thank you, Gelston.

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    Twin crossbow sold.

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    Shitty gear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haldrik View Post
    I have a shitty rear.
    Gross, but thanks for the bump.

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    Thread: Decent Gear
    your butt stinks like a turd machine gun.

    Your rep... was that like -10 points? I guess you will be red soon. Shitting blood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haldrik View Post
    I eat poop sometimes.
    My rep is worth about 6k and you're a disgusting individual.
    Last edited by Wrathbringer; 03-28-2016 at 04:03 PM.

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