I did a really good job on my eyeshadow.
New underpants.
Haircut.
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I did a really good job on my eyeshadow.
New underpants.
Haircut.
Finally got a hott new coworker today :).
Latrin, can we get a picture of you please? Not just socks, an actual whole picture. From various things you've posted, I have GOT to see this.
2x.
:offtopic:
I will have a picture of myself this weekend.
Yay! That will make me smile! <-- back on topic?Quote:
Originally Posted by Latrinsorm
Got to see some lovely new nip!
The handsome drug rep who catered in lunch..
muh panis
whenever it gets touched
i smile
I saw the movie from your sig recently, it was different. Kinda surprised you have it in your sig.Quote:
Originally Posted by Croda
chillin on the pc via phone while waiting on a haircut.
not today, but my 85-year-old great aunt just getting her first push-button phone this past weekend.
Secret of Nimh is a good movieQuote:
Originally Posted by Drew
i smiled when i decided to work from home
Supercuts is open past 6?Quote:
Originally Posted by AnticorRifling
New girl moved into the office across the hall from mine.
It's been so stagnant here recently - hopefully she livens it up.
Office romance! Don't tell the wife.Quote:
Originally Posted by Keller
She (new co-worker) is like 40 and from eastern Europe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drew
Do not want.
But at least she is someone new to talk to. She is also blissfully ignorant about how much her life is about to suck.
Your job is worse than life in Eastern Europe 40 years ago? Good god.Quote:
Originally Posted by Keller
Emotionally - I bet it's close.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barundar
It's never too late to start working retail. Or move to Eastern Europe. It's a toss up I guess.Quote:
Originally Posted by Keller
I'll just go work for the federal government. 40 hr work weeks ftw.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barundar
Talking shoes with my mother. <3
Found some green, argyle patterned, postits with the letter R at office depot. This is monumental. If you knew how much I love argyle you would understand.
argyle knee-highs and a darth vader mask.Quote:
Originally Posted by RojoDisco
do et nao
Cotton candy!
Meteor Shower by Owl City
I found out that the house I grew up in from age 2-17 is an open house, and my family plans on getting together and walking through it this weekend
Edit: aaaaand I died in game reading this thread and responding so now I'm frowning
thats pretty cool
THREE YEARS? Holy crap.Quote:
Originally Posted by Showal
And yeah, good quality ones have a lifetime warranty.
Eh, crampons really have about a 5 year serviceable life, depending on usage.
REI doesn't make crampons though, this is just something I bought in their store.
What a marketing fail. You'd think they could have come up with something better for attachable ice-cleats. Like I don't know clitorices or something.
I went to Albertsons and this girl had some really tight shorts on. Made me happy.
Was she homeless and/or blind?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sean of the Thread
This comment made me smile today.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nachos DLC
Having a Woot Off on my day off, finally, made me smile.
Indulged myself with a creme egg, showed some cleavage in the boob thread and my son learned to say kitty (tee tee).
Olympic butt cam makes me smile:
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w.../buttcam-1.jpg
edit: technically from yesterday but whatthefuckever.
helped make my day too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sweets
Along with getting a Starcraft 2 Beta key, 2 new books in the mail, and making someone cry in a webgame I play.
Life's little joy's
Salsa!
I got to terminate a few slackers today. That always makes me smile.
Oh, and got some big boobs rubbed all over me on purpose by one of our HR chicks who has the hots for me. Hah
I've said it before I'm a total leg and ass man. Women speed skaters yes please! Allison Baver om nom nom nom.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
http://www.muscleandfitness.com/imag...09856/5465.jpg
Also I think I need to get my legs to speed skater size.
god damn look at them thighs'
and yeah secret of nimh is a classsic
"You can open any door if you only have the key"Quote:
Originally Posted by Croda
Why is it when a guy sleeps with a lot of girls he's the man but if a chick sleeps with a lot of guys she's a slut?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jarvan
Well you see a key that can open many locks, that's a master key. A lock that's opened by many keys, well that's just a shitty lock.
LOL, ok, I like that one.Quote:
Originally Posted by AnticorRifling
Not to call anyone out or anything.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Latrinsorm
Lrn2PictureThread. It's up there.Quote:
Originally Posted by AnticorRifling
the ridiculously awesome penis that I see when I check my rep.
THANKS TISKET!!
Son of a....Quote:
Originally Posted by Liagala
Wait a minute, Tisket is sending out pictures of her penis?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hips
Sort the member list by reputation, see just what kind of size you're dealing with. You're a manly man, but I don't think you can handle what Tisket has to offer.Quote:
Originally Posted by AnticorRifling
I bleed after she reps me. True story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nachos DLC
That's just because your girlfriend finds out you were within cyber-touching distance of another woman and renews the 'castration wounds' to keep you in line.Quote:
Originally Posted by ElvenFury
My t-shirt:
http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/004...48_medium.jpeg
Who has two thumbs, a super cute t-shirt, and a day off from work today?
<---- THIS GUY
are your thumbs opposable?
soo, one of my pre-k kids brings in two ladybugs today in one of those little bug carriers. After mom leaves he sets them on the cubbies, and goes off to do his thing. Every now and then, I notice him STOP what he is doing, and walk back to the cubbies to look in on his ladybugs. Later, he comes up to me and says, "ladybugs are hard work."
Kids kick ass.
I agree.
I get the boy every other weekend, and always get excited about what we're gonna learn.
We've been learning about vampire bats, and bats in general, and diseases that go along with it (rabies)... and we always do about 30 minutes of online video watching while he's here.. various music videos, or national geographic or whatnot, and we watched MJ's Heal the World video and we discussed parts of it as it played, and what it was about.. and I asked him what he thought he could do to help heal the world, and he thought about it for a minute and said Get rid of rabies and diseases.. and then later I asked again and he said plant trees and get rid of diseases.. haha
Kids are awesome indeed. Photosynthesis is coming up next week, along with more learning about the origin of the united states (colonies/louisiana purchase/etc). Kids eat this shit up when it's interesting to them.
Enjoyed some sushi today with a good friend of mine that I hadn't seen for a bit :)
Hearing Creed - One Last Breath and distinctly remembering being excited when it first came out. Also remembering a Pop-Up Video episode featuring it.
There is nothing good about Creed.
Checking these forums (and my rep) in class and forgetting about aforementioned huge penis picture.
lol, whoops. good thing I sit in the back row.
Lexapro.
I'm totally sending it to you, Nachos, and EF the next time I can rep you guys.Quote:
Originally Posted by AnticorRifling
Please don't ban me.
Girls from the DR
This post ^Quote:
Originally Posted by Stanley Burrell
Unless the penis is inside you, I'm reporting it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
I'd be a better sport about it if I had some way of removing it myself.
It isn't golden and attached to a guy dressed like a unicorn with his whole body painted white, is it? That made me smile, but it was that weird thin-lipped, eyebrows-raised, somebody just showed you a weird birthmark or small hidden deformity because they think you're better friends than you actually are smile. I think there's a substance coming out of the thing in this picture.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
Sheryl Crow.
I think causing you eye trauma might be worth the temporary ban. Ya big baby!Quote:
Originally Posted by ElvenFury
I received that picture too. It is hard not to stare in wonder.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xanator
Edit: did you also notice that the unicorn is carrying a cell phone in his left hand? With everything wrong going on in that picture, I don't know why that detail leapt out at me.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
Yesem, I did. What does it all mean, Basil?Quote:
Originally Posted by Xanator
Just for the whiners:Quote:
Originally Posted by ElvenFury
http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=50516
Very good. Check.Quote:
Originally Posted by Latrinsorm
That's about it, but check.Quote:
Originally Posted by Latrinsorm
Does look nice, and with a huge horn protruding from it. Check.Quote:
Originally Posted by Latrinsorm
The Mystery of The Horny Hung Unicorn is solved.
A friend saw this at his college today:
http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs512...._5731607_n.jpg
February close week (major part of my job to direct this) went so well that the CFO is buying pizza for the whole department.
Next month - steak. (Yea, right)
Talking to my kid on the phone made me smile today. He got on the phone and was all excited and said "I was waiting for you!!!"
Watching my jackass of a boss trip on his own shoe lace and fall flat on his face just made my day. Of course he'd given me some pretty bad news just before this; I'm pretty sure it was karma.
Opening a new can of Pringles.
Being cheered up by a friend of mine after getting rejected by grad school.
Also... tacos.
Anxiety in a social situation. Nothing smiles brighter than congeniality when a certain group of people make you nervous and you want to appear soft.
Being told through the drive thru of McDonalds that they liked my speech and I was awesome earlier that day when I had no idea who he was, and Salim. :heart:
So I Married an Axe Murderer was on this morning.
Your company makes me cry.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jorddyn
This comment belongs in the "Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today" thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stretch
/forum police
Because it is pathetic that I'm excited about pizza, or because you aren't awesome enough to get pizza?Quote:
Originally Posted by Stretch
Someone else's girlfriend made me smile today. That's a regular.
Jags signed Kampman to upgrade the pass-rush.
Red bones + margaritas + wandering around Davis Square with some friends made me smile tonight.
My best friend sent me a text message on his new little Iphone. But not before autocomplete turned it into a fun little noun party. I have no idea what he was trying to say...
Hot showers and strawberry cheesecake!
Mint tea.
Writing a paper on some femenist junk.
Listening to XM radio Zen.
Found headphones in my car, rockin out instead of listening to people at work w00t.
Jin's boobs made me smile today.
That made me smile too... though mostly from irony that resulted as Rada kinda made the neg-reppers point for him!Quote:
Originally Posted by Liagala
Took a date to G-Love and Special Sauce concert last night. Making me smile today.
Is that porn?
You are so old.Quote:
Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
Asking a hot model out on a date and having her say yes.
Sunroof-opening weather.
Belting out Joni Mitchell tunes in a car with an open sunroof.
Realizing I only know about 40% of the words to certain Joni Mitchell songs.
Cute girls!!
Yes!Quote:
Originally Posted by Latrinsorm
This thread is about reality.Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
Which is why i have a date with a model and you don't! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
Hand models don't count. But if you're looking to seal the deal, don't let him pay.Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
I would have gone with the classic, "what's his name?"Quote:
Originally Posted by EasternBrand
EB's response was far superior.
I figured someone would say that, that's why I saidQuote:
Originally Posted by Keller
Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
I know men who identify themselves as women. Gender specific pronouns are not proof! You know what's proof? Pictures.
I have pictures of her but I don't have pictures of her with me yet, so they wouldn't be of much proof.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tisket
Well, male or female, proof or no proof, I hope she/he leaves you with a smile on your face at the end of the date too.
My dog this morning laying on his back and doing a weird shuffle while he snorted and otherwise emitted sounds of happiness.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y21...Dogs/Rocky.jpg
You need a lint roller. (cute dog)
Hahaha. You find the greatest things.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mighty Nikkisaurus
New Kina Grannis video!!
Finally completing New Super Mario Bros Wii last night (i.e. early this morning). I'm still amazed at how addicting that game is.
Cleaning my makeup brushes. It's obnoxious how effective it is.
Did you follow my advice? Also, did you look up any of those tutorials I sent you?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Latrinsorm
YES, hello! And you didn't send me any tutorials, you told me to youtube it, lol. I read what you linked me to, I especially liked the scarf that costs more than I have spent on clothes in my entire life put together.
lmao
link scarf plz
Mmm Burberry. Those were the days.
Weird clunky noises coming from upstairs. Turns out - first thunderstorm of the season snuck up on me. WOO! Go lightning!
Working in the newborn nursery today. Could also be a thing that made me frown because it was a 14 hr workday, but those babies are just too damn cute.
I linked a few youtube tuts, jeeez.Quote:
Originally Posted by Latrinsorm
And yeah, I tried to cover a broad spectrum, lol.
Are these the tips from the asian chick that does her makeup all the time on youtube?
Ha. I bet a lot of students would nail their teachers.
No, there are a lot of people who do makeup on youtube. I think I recommended Tiffany D.Quote:
Originally Posted by AnticorRifling
Oh well. Latrin:
http://makeupbytiffanyd.blogspot.com/
She posts her videos here too.
Aw that made me smile too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Some Rogue
You won't be smiling when a rhino charges your ass.
Takeout for dinner.
It doesn't get any more serious than a rhino about to charge your ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by Some Rogue
Quote:
Originally Posted by Clove
Exactly. :wink:
I don't remember that, and I keep dictations of everything I read on the internet. Michelle Phan is someone I looked up once for some reason, but I don't really like either of their styles.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mighty Nikkisaurus
I saw a deer today at work! It ran away, but commended me on my wardrobe before it fled.
My mom driving down from Connecticut to visit today <3
That is AWESOME!
I agree... I think it would be more awesome on a smartcar.
Using clean makeup brushes. This must be what an orgasm feels like.
I thought I had on just an old standard pair of doubles on my baby cleric... got knocked down by some random wind witch bs...
A wind witch swings a razor-sharp wavy dagger at you!
AS: +161 vs DS: +106 with AvD: +20 + d100 roll: +100 = +175
... and hits for 20 points of damage!
Slash to your right leg hits high!
Kinda makes your knees weak, huh?
** Your double leather releases a blast of vibrating energy at the wind witch! **
... 23 points of damage!
Hard blow to neck loosens head on shoulders.
Quite fatal!
The wind witch crumples to the ground motionless.
Going to the science museum and showing a little boy how the lightning tube works.
Getting my merit increase and bonus! Last year, they didn't toss out raises due to the econonmy. It's only 2.5%, but that's better than nothing!
Oh, and my e-cig came in the mail today. Always a plus.
Kicking so much ass selling alot in front of my new boss, and starting training for my assistant manager position. :D
Thinking about coming back to GemStone just to make an anonymous character who wears the maximum limit of 30 pin-worns; all identical store-bought, and then hopefully being ID'd in the Bad Outfits thread.
Can you still order camoflauge as a color from the general store?
Only if you bring back those amazingly hideous crocodile and ruby shoes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stanley Burrell
Hah, Nilandia made those for my flamboyant Dwarf (I wanted to go against the grain. I think I had movement set to skip, too.)Quote:
Originally Posted by Hips
That is a drop in the bucket compared to some other stuff I've made with deliberate alliteration, or things that only a pimp would wear. And this would have to be the pimp, not just the regular type.
During one of my last alter sessions while I played, I tried to get the merchant to make something with pink text reading, "Worst alter ever." But it was a no-go :'(
Stanley we should start an in game circus. Just sayin. Could be fun.
I'll become a moderately attractive female so I can join the GM staff and then implement clowns.Quote:
Originally Posted by RojoDisco
I'll become a moderately attractive female so that I can join the GM staff and then implement clowns.
Wait quit copying me.
Jihna, we should start an in-game circus. Just sayin'. Could be fun.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stanley Burrell
Aren't you already a moderately attractive female?
Only when I work in Vegas and need to score crack/cocaine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
JKz, I don't work only out of Vegas. Call me.
Didn't Stanley join and get banned from a juggling forum recently?Quote:
Originally Posted by RojoDisco
No, he's a Brazilian pool boy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
This thread.
Also, retroactive from yesterday: I haven't worn jeans in a long time. My Brett Favre jeans have two belt loops that are very close together in the back - that made me smile.
My BFF from HS sending me this youtube link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5bYDhZBFLA
In memory of us dressing up as slutty construction workers for Halloween, like six years ago.
I found a kitten, made me frown.
I learned the kitten didn't have a home. I now have a kitten, made me smile.
Going dancing with my gay friend even if it means ditching flaky straight dudes.
I have in my hands a signed offer for my condo. After 6 months of paying two mortgages, I'm ready to be done!
Worse. It was a clown forum. All I was trying to do was extrapolate how to WTRICK JUGGLE 6+ and I got clownbanned. Getting clownbanned is like the ultimate e-pimpslap. I'm still recovering.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nachos DLC
I got a call from my brother telling me he passed battle stations. Now all he has to do is pass in review on Friday.
He's gone from dropping out of high school and basically becoming a bum when my dad kicked him out, to getting his GED, to getting his associates degree just so he could get into the military. I'm really proud of him for turning shit around and getting his life on track.
Pass and review is just dog and pony walking. If he fails at this please kick him in the balls.
I know :P Basically he's done except for some PT, a few classes, and then the ceremony on Friday.
I asked him if Battle Stations was hellish and he said no, but that having to sing Anchors Aweigh in a chamber full of tear gas was definitely the shittiest point. Apparently if you threw up you had to do it down inside your shirt or into your hands.
Navy huh. Call him semen at every opportunity. Also compliment his cracker jack uniform, ask him to sing YMCA, call him denim dave when he's in his "work" uniform, etc.
Of course it wasn't hellish, it's Navy boot camp. :)
Gas chamber is some fun shit, I loved watching people freak out. Everytime our unit had a class going for qual I'd go with. It's a blasty.
I was born at Guantanamo Bay. My dad is retired Navy. My mother was Navy. My other brother has been in for quite a few years. In short: my family is Navy.Quote:
Originally Posted by AnticorRifling
The only way I'd make fun of him was if he did something stupid like join the Marines.
Amen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mighty Nikkisaurus
You don't like the Men's department?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mighty Nikkisaurus
We'll just say I can appreciate the tactical advantages of killing things with fire from afar.Quote:
Originally Posted by AnticorRifling
Back on topic:
Smiled today because a customer called and apologized for something I completely forgot about. Some solution I'd given them like two weeks ago, they said they didn't have time to check it out but didn't figure it would work anyway and I was wasting their time and hung up. Very big of them to call up and say yeah you were right and sorry for being a dick. No worries I knew they were stressing because of a deadline unrelated to me, I get it.
After being flooded out for the last 4 days the weather is being pretty kickass today.
Found my old commanding officer on Linkedin today, got to talk to him. It was pretty cool.
Watching an 65 year old mentally retarded lady walking around wearing a Degeneration X T-Shirt.
Coldstone ice creammmmmmmmmm.
Kwame Brown still playing for an NBA team.
Roleplay in Plat, even in thoughts.
You [General]: "The sound of a bandit's gurgling after crushing the windpipe is almost soothing."
Delcian [General]: "You seem to have an affinity for striking the neck."
You [General]: "Admittedly, I enjoy watching people turn different shades of purple and blue before expiring. We all have faults, I know."
Delcian [General]: "And here I had assumed it was so they could not offer surrender, perhaps you are not as cruel as the whispers say lord elf."
You [General]: "In the Rage, you could scream sweet salvation and I would not hear it. The thickness of the blood on my hands is the only indication I know of."
Tyrillian [General]: "Do you worship V'tull?"
You [General]: "V'tull worships me."
Tyrillian [General]: "Hah."
You [General]: "I wield the star known to have his influence...But surely, the one who manipulates the power is in control."
Delcian [General]: "Can a berserker trully say they have control over anything lord elf?"
Mithogras [General]: "You are saying that Caden's ithzir is the one in control, then?"
You [General]: "Ask me afterwards."
Mirrami [General]: "Can anyone say they ever have control over anything? A hunter can quickly become the prey."
You [General]: "Goodsir, one who uses puppets has no true strength. I fear the Necromancer's wrist may break if he lifts that staff with much more vigor."
Tyrillian [General]: "Some argue there is no greater connection than a warrior to his weapon."
You [General]: "And if one questions control, all you need do is ask my Pet...Or my Mate...Or my Mistress. Ask the fallen who controlled their fate."
Mirrami [General]: "Certainly not them. Nor does the one who bested them control their own. One can struggle for control, but can never reach it fully."
Delcian [General]: "Again my friend Tyrillian it seems they teach differing philosophy in the school of Charl, for it is clear that the only true connection of note is the one a cleric has with the god or goddess they serve."
Jaired [General]: "Oh hey, booze."
You [General]: "Lady, when the time comes, I will accept your apology."
Philnia [General]: "Jaired for I don't care."
Tyrillian [General]: "You take what I say as if I apply it to myself, I'm just repeating what I heard."
My Ticket to Red Bull Crash in Quebec City.
IT IS ST. PATTY'S DAY EVE! WOO!
I :love: St. Patty's. Best Holiday Ever. You get to drink, you don't have to see your family, you don't have to give presents, and you don't have to hand out candy to little hobgoblins (though that is fun, too).
^Yes!
I'm going to look at a new car at lunch.
I get to see my bff today, in only a couple of hours.
AHHHHHHH
Post video.
Nothing to do all day today but just relax! Yay.
Relax and change your AVATAR!!!!!!!I just got back from softball practice and my foggy brain read checkbook as "cheekbone".Quote:
Originally Posted by Archigeek
(Technically this made me go "Jesus!!!" first, but then I smiled when I realized my error.)
Addendum: the sound a new bottle of moisturizer makes as it (the moisturizer) climbs the tube and expels the air.
Nothing.
Today has sucked a giant set of balls.
You obviously need more moisturizer, makeup and products to clean your brushes with.Quote:
Originally Posted by Keller
Remembering Nodyre's fits.
A woman from WoW sent me naked pictures of herself and I didn't even ask :)
My girlfriend moved out.
http://jschumacher.typepad.com/joe/i...picious_02.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
"She" isn't going to post pics of your dong are you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Solkern
LOL, I'm done with internet dating :) But hey, free porn.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nachos DLC
Edit: I just wanted to add that I'm willing to break that rule for any of you hotties (women only, kthx) here.
Something that made me smile today was my dream last night where I wtfpwned Nachos in bed.
Mmmmm, god I love me some Nachos in bed.
Quoted before she can delete it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jin