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01-19-2021, 02:32 PM
Methais

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Originally Posted by Gelston

I'd imagine when marijuana becomes completely legal and edibles start getting sold in stores and stuff, that percentage will go way up. Smoking in general is on a heavy decline as it is.

My sister never got into weed because she hates smoking in general.

Now that weed is recreational in MA, she's having a blast with edibles.
01-19-2021, 02:34 PM
Methais

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Originally Posted by Gelston

It isn't legal here, but the majority of my friends that still use marijuana usually make it into edibles. None of my friends are exactly stoners anymore either though, kinda grew out of it. Well, or went to meth. Those aren't really friends anymore. They'll try to steal your hot water heater.

Protip: Swap it out with a cold water heater and watch their reaction
01-19-2021, 02:36 PM
Methais

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Originally Posted by Blazar

Edibles don't really affect me unfortunately. I don't know if it is my metabolism or what, but I've eaten 1000 mg before at once (2 500mg nerd ropes) and even after 3-4 hours I barely felt anything. Most people I know are good or past good with 100-200 mg. Anytime I made cannabutter growing up, even with kief, others would get high and I would not. That said, I can smoke a single bowl and be great. I usually have some carts on hand as well, but those are more of a convenience thing, as they're rougher on the lungs from a feeling perspective than smoking is.

My entire persona doesn't revolve around weed. It is one component of it. Old people will never get it, so sure. Not only do I love weed, but I'm a bit of a pyromaniac hence why my casters in game tend to take the fire path every time. Hence, Blazar is a well suited handle. Glad I could give you something to talk about though. I know you'll miss me PB. Hopefully others will continue to remind you how old you really are.

And everyone does some shit that's bad for them. I'm not obese, in good shape, and am willing to accept the consequences of my smoking for the enjoyment I get out of it. Thanks for your concern though.

Do you still have your gall bladder? If not, that's why edibles aren't doing shit for you.
01-19-2021, 02:38 PM
diethx

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Originally Posted by Methais

Vaporizing is pretty great though, second only to edibles.

My lungs have felt 945823740923470234023x better since I bought a Volcano vaporizer 4 years ago. Which has also paid for itself 847239043x over already just from getting so much extra mileage out of your bud.

I wonder if Latrin would still remember how to buy cold cuts if he went grocery shopping while high, since his mom just showed him how earlier this year.

The Pax is really nice for flower and is also super discreet - my friends with asthma love it because it really is better on your lungs. Few friends got a PuffCo and they are in love. I just love rolling a joint so much, man. Bong hits are fun too. I need a new bong. I have a dope ass dab rig I don't even use anymore, but no bong lol.
01-19-2021, 02:39 PM
diethx

Quote:

Originally Posted by Methais

Do you still have your gall bladder? If not, that's why edibles aren't doing shit for you.

This isn't true. I haven't had a gallbladder since 2010 and edibles fuck me up.
01-19-2021, 02:40 PM
Blazar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Methais

Do you still have your gall bladder? If not, that's why edibles aren't doing shit for you.

I do... they thought my gall bladder needed to be removed when I was in the hospital earlier this year for severe abdominal pain, but it turned out it was an appendix that had been ruptured for a few days. So they took the appendix and left the gall bladder.

I'd never heard heard anything about the gall bladder being related to edible effectiveness though, interesting. I just stopped trying a while back after several trips to CO and hundreds of dollars on edibles that didn't get me high.

On another note, I once tried synthetic mescaline and it didn't do shit to me. Whereas acid/mushrooms never had any issues rocking my world. Dunno man, body/brain chemistry is weird.
01-19-2021, 02:41 PM
diethx

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Originally Posted by Blazar

I do... they thought my gall bladder needed to be removed when I was in the hospital earlier this year for severe abdominal pain, but it turned out it was an appendix that had been ruptured for a few days. So they took the appendix and left the gall bladder.

I'd never heard heard anything about the gall bladder being related to edible effectiveness though, interesting. I just stopped trying a while back after several trips to CO and hundreds of dollars on edibles that didn't get me high.

On another note, I once tried synthetic mescaline and it didn't do shit to me. Whereas acid/mushrooms never had any issues rocking my world. Dunno man, body/brain chemistry is weird.

I feel ya. My body has a similar resistance to cocaine (and novocaine, but that's only a problem at the dentist lol). All my friends will be flying and I'm just like okay... this is fun...
01-19-2021, 02:43 PM
Blazar

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

How did this become about race?

Oh wait.. you're a liberal.. it's A-L-W-A-Y-S about race with you.

Like everything else.. you are wrong. I paid my own way through college, got my own job and started my own business. But if that is what you need to help you get through the day, I can't stop you from believing what you want to believe to help ease your own pain.

Sounds more like your life story.. you're on your what.. 4th wife by now?

That must be it. Or.. I didn't have to play a game to make ends meet to take them on a vacation.... mostly because I've always had a job.

Only 35 and have been through how many marriages already?

You're a walking stereotype of loser.

Sounds like white privilege amirite?

$5 x 3 = $15. Grats!

Yes, yes.. you're quite the factual knowledge bank there.

There there, old man, it's going to be okay as soon as you accept the fact that you're an idiot and a bigot.
01-19-2021, 02:45 PM
Methais

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Originally Posted by diethx

The Pax is really nice for flower and is also super discreet - my friends with asthma love it because it really is better on your lungs. Few friends got a PuffCo and they are in love. I just love rolling a joint so much, man. Bong hits are fun too. I need a new bong. I have a dope ass dab rig I don't even use anymore, but no bong lol.

Pax was my first vape. It was decent and convenient, but only good for a couple hits before you had to refill it.

The 30 second shutoff timer was the worst thing about it though. Volcano is the fucking shit though. And you can use the balloon after too....cut it into strips, simmer it in milk, add chocolate sauce or whatever....first time I made that drink I was destroyed for 13+ hours and I didn't do anything else that day, just the drink.

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Originally Posted by diethx

This isn't true. I haven't had a gallbladder since 2010 and edibles fuck me up.

Weird. I used to hear that everywhere, but I just looked it up again and now I'm seeing mixed results.

Oh well, I still have mine so I'm all good either way.

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Originally Posted by diethx

I feel ya. My body has a similar resistance to cocaine (and novocaine, but that's only a problem at the dentist lol). All my friends will be flying and I'm just like okay... this is fun...

This was me but with ecstasy. Apparently I'm immune to it or something while everyone else on the same shit was rolling dick.

Cocaine though....coming home are a fun coke night and jumping into an old school Alterac Valley stalemate on my mage was a blast.
01-19-2021, 02:59 PM
Parkbandit

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Originally Posted by Blazar

There there, old man, it's going to be okay as soon as you accept the fact that you're an idiot and a bigot.

It's ok, Retard. I didn't expect an intelligent thought from you anyway.

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