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Me: Hello?
User: Hi. I'm in Mr. (XXXX's) office and I am trying to get into his email because I have to send something for him, but nothing is working. The screen is black and the mouse isn't working.
Me: Is the monitor turned on?
User: There is a little button on the monitor and it's lit. Does that mean it's on?
Me: Is the light orange or green?
User: It's orange.
Me: That means the monitor is powered on, but the laptop is most likely turned off or in hibernation mode. Press the power button on the docking station.
User: What is the docking station?
Me: It's what the laptop snaps into. What the keyboard and mouse and monitor are plugged into.
User: Ok. I pressed it and nothing happened.
Me: Ok, let's try opening up the laptop and turning the power on from there.
User: Um, I can't.
Me: Why not?
User: He took his laptop with him today.
Me: <silence>
User: Hello?
Me: So... you are trying to get onto his laptop, but the laptop isn't there because he took it with him.
User: Yes. Does that mean I can't use the keyboard and mouse to get into his email?
Me: Well, if the laptop isn't there, you can't get onto the laptop.
User: Uh, oh. Ok.
Ahahahahaha.
You know you've been in the business too long when you can anticipate the stupidity about to come out of a caller's mouth.
Would love to know which brain dead idiot at fox/ap thought it would be a good idea to do this.
Fox News, AP Reveal Identity Of Navy SEAL Writing Bin Laden Tell-All
For the grey repper, get some mental health help ASAP, you truly do need it.
Don't know if this is a troll or even from Tisket - but I was responding to the post two above mine, #742.Quote:
Thread: Thread for things that blew your mind today.
You have been in the call center business too long? Am confused by your post. I thought you were an attorney. Tisket
Although I have been called a troll, that was from me. And I know what post you were referencing in your post but it still sounds like you have experience in a call center, just from the phrasing you used. Not that there is anything wrong with call center work...
I don't know what I just saw, but I know I cannot unsee it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=6QFwo57WKwg
It is NSFW, but it is allowed up on Youtube, so it isn't TOO racy.