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I went back in time and gave the warning to Condoleezza Rice and she was like bitch please...

Also, I'm older than Rojo? I don't know if that makes me happy, sad, or indifferent.

You should feel extreme panic, punctuated by frantic face slapping. Maybe some interludes of delusional but calm rambling and then bees. Bees everywhere, not seen but heard.

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Originally Posted by Androidpk

I went back in time and gave the warning to Condoleezza Rice and she was like bitch please...

Also, I'm older than Rojo? I don't know if that makes me happy, sad, or indifferent.

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Hm, well, you should probably feel a sense of extreme panic, then a few slaps to the face. Probably some bees flying around you. That kind of thing.

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Originally Posted by RojoDisco

I met a really sweet man. Very serious, grounded, interesting. Able to hold long conversations on a variety of issues.

First date: he wears a polo shirt with broad horizontal stripes of alternating orange and royal blue.

Bright ass shirt alert! What did you say? Sorry, I missed it because PRIMARY COLORS.

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His AshleyMadison profile didn't say anything about primary colors?

I have been gradually training my cat to use the toilet this week. Guess who took his first piss in the toilet. Like a sir.

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Originally Posted by Showal

I have been gradually training my cat to use the toilet this week. Guess who took his first piss in the toilet. Like a sir.

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Can he flush too?

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Originally Posted by diethx

Can he flush too?

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I can see the ginormous water bill now, once the cat figures out how to entertain itself...

AHAHAHA. That's what you get for teaching your cat to use the toilet.

How old was he when you started teaching him?

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Originally Posted by Rinualdo

His AshleyMadison profile didn't say anything about primary colors?

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I don't like what you're implying!!!!!! (read: I'm going to pretend this is a recommendation for a website based on your own experience! Thanks Rinualdo!)