Good job. I needed someone else to blame.
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Good job. I needed someone else to blame.
Huge debate with fucking morons on a website about why girl altar servers aren't bad for the Catholic Church, and how the priesthood isn't ordained for men only, and how the Church can be wrong. Holy shit, people are stupid.
So am I. It's pretty bad, because all I have left are the unspeakable evil that is F***r 1.Quote:
Originally Posted by RojoDisco
And I realized: I can't go to the grocery store to buy granola bars.
Because you don't just go to the grocery store to buy granola bars.
You just don't.
Anyway, I had half of a F***r 1 bar earlier. It was delicious. No health food should taste that delicious. But yeah, it still did a small number on me.
But, if you're a normal person like me and you're hungry as shit and you see a granola bar and it tastes good, don't be fooled into believing that eating five F***r 1 bars is the same as eating 5 Nutri-Grain bars.
I don't deliberately eat fiber. I'm not ready to get that deep into accepting my own mortality by balancing my diet to such an extreme.
Also, it's like 2:30AM and the grocery store is closed.
Also, I wrote down "B in." on my left index finger.
To check my balance before the bank closed.
I could have still checked it online.
But I preferred to check it at a BoA ATM without a surcharge.
My favorite color is orange.
Couldn't you just stand outside til a gay dude walks up and be like, "Psst, yo gay guy, can you grab me a box of granola bars while you're in there?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Stanley Burrell
Kinda like back when you were 14 and hanging outside the store trying to get people to buy you cigarettes. But with granola bars. And gays.
No one directly quote the above. It is of too much win to be dissected in any manner.
I iced 9 guys for booting me off of DJ Hero last night because I was whipping their asses. I got an awesome picture of them all chugging some nasty pomegranate flavor.
Someone deleted the pictures and took a photo of their nipples. This makes Nikki mad.
We need another Pope John Paul II to finish reforming the church. I really am not diggin this Benedict guy and it makes me sad that such a long lived organization with such a rich culture should pass into obscurity for being so rigid against modernism.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheEschaton
I'm going to hold out and stay with the Church in the hopes that within my lifetime I might see some change SUCH AS acknowledgement of the feminist movement. I'm such a dreamer!
Epic win for the 9 person ice! Epic failure on losing the pic :( That'd have been a great one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mighty Nikkisaurus
The nice part is, that means you just need to do it again and make sure you get the pic.