Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

Some people can't help it. You'll probably just make her feel bad.

You could have gotten good conscience bad conscience, but today you've gotten blunt conscience neurotic conscience. Choose wisely.

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Originally Posted by diethx

I share an office with someone who I can normally tune out... but is really getting on my nerves today. She clucks her tongue, taps her desk, chews gum like a cow chews curd, whistles, hums nonsensically, clears her throat a LOT... and none of this for any one reason. Just nonstop all day (at least until she leaves at 1pm).

She's totally nice, but it's like she's oblivious to how annoying she is.

/sigh

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Start doing the exact same things, maybe she'll get the hint and you won't have to say a word.

I totally did. I started cracking and gnashing my gum. And at lunch, I crunched my baked lays EXTRA hard. I couldn't bring myself to whistle or cluck my tongue though, otherwise I might've had to punch myself in the face. Unfortunately she didn't take the hint.

And no, I won't be telling her. She's a nice lady and I don't know how she'll take me, in one way or another, calling her incredibly eye-gouging and hair-pulling annoying. It's ok, I'm sure on Monday I'll again be letting it roll off my back.

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Originally Posted by diethx

I totally did. I started cracking and gnashing my gum. And at lunch, I crunched my baked lays EXTRA hard. I couldn't bring myself to whistle or cluck my tongue though, otherwise I might've had to punch myself in the face. Unfortunately she didn't take the hint.

And no, I won't be telling her. She's a nice lady and I don't know how she'll take me, in one way or another, calling her incredibly eye-gouging and hair-pulling annoying. It's ok, I'm sure on Monday I'll again be letting it roll off my back.

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try farting

eat beans or mexican for maximum affect

Why do I have to stop being mad just because someone knows how to say the words "I'm sorry"? I'm still fucking angry.

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Originally Posted by DCSL

Why do I have to stop being mad just because someone knows how to say the words "I'm sorry"? I'm still fucking angry.

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Staple or weld their lips together.

Then challenge them to say "I'm sorry".

If they succeed, you should forgive them.

If they don't succeed, start welding the rest of their body parts together. Don't worry about symmetry, or balance or if fingers should go together or not. Go crazy and wild! Does that thumb belong attached to the forehead? Sure!

Even better, get revenge. It might make ya feel better, unless that is you were mad at me, then forgive and forget I say.

Also hate going back to work after being on vacation for some time.

Somehow I got a low D on my last paper I turned in for class...I've yet to receive anything below an A on anything since I started this super fun college time action. Emailed the professor to figure out WTF, especially since I gave a presentation on said paper and got 100% of the points possible. Me am English grammar goodly damnit.

Not at home playing Mass Effect. I may have to fix that in the next few minutes.

My alarm clock totally didn't Spring Forward. Luckily, the first thing I do in the morning is check my EMail, and my blackberry totally had the correct time, which sent me into a huge panic.