Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

Traffic in Northern VA/DC....hate.

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Originally Posted by Rucca

I would never do that to you.

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Even if you did, you have secret alcohol powers that could make the movie slightly more bearable.

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Originally Posted by DCSL

A friend called and offered me her extra ticket to the midnight release of the new Twilight movie this evening. It's like she hates me.

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Tell her no. "Sorry I'm not into that kind of movie, maybe check with one of your 13yr old friends".

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Originally Posted by AnticorRifling

Tell her no. "Sorry I'm not into that kind of movie, maybe check with one of your 13yr old friends".

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But then he won't get to bone her.

eta: and I totally read DCSL in that quote as Drayal and didn't actually bother reading the quote. If you change he to she it may still apply.

There's a secretary who plays the "hit music" station, and every time Kesha sings "I have Jesus on my neck-a-lace" I fill with what I'm sure must be homicidal rage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij1yXyCmO5s

That was uncalled for.

The movers only JUST LEFT. ROOOOOOAR. Feel my rage! Grr.

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Originally Posted by TheEschaton

There's a secretary who plays the "hit music" station, and every time Kesha sings "I have Jesus on my neck-a-lace" I fill with what I'm sure must be pudding

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ftfy

http://btvcdn.zonecontent.com/public...2097699727.jpg

JESUS ON MY NECK-A-LACE.
JESUS ON MY NECK-A-LACE.
JESUS ON MY NECK-A-LACE.
JESUS ON MY NECK-A-LACE.
JESUS ON MY NECK-A-LACE.
JESUS ON MY NECK-A-LACE.