Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

I'm learning

Icing used to confuse the shit out of me. Thank God for NHLPA.

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Originally Posted by TheEschaton

Hockey is like basketball but with ice, a much smaller object to get into a much bigger net, but with a sixth player whose sole job it is to block the net.

And you're actually allowed to play defense in hockey.

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Not really.

I slept incorrectly and now have a cramp in my neck. Can't turn my head to the right.

Just to clarify, Icing occurs when the puck travels from one teams zone to the other, and a player from the team who's zone it ends up in touches it first. If a player from the team who flung it down the ice touches it first, no icing. This is why you occasionally see them race for the puck.

Also, it is superior to basketball.

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Originally Posted by Delias

Also, it is superior to basketball.

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How does it compare to golf?


(sorry, it was too good an opportunity to pass up)

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Originally Posted by Liagala

How does it compare to golf?


(sorry, it was too good an opportunity to pass up)

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Pretty much everything is superior to golf.

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Originally Posted by Delias

Pretty much everything is superior to golf.

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http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/mu...oy_600937t.jpg

A driver from one of the other Dunkin bakeries nearby got into an accident during his delivery route early this morning when he fell asleep at the wheel. The woman driving the car he hit was killed.

Proof that too many doughnuts will kill you.