Thread for things that blew your mind today.

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Originally Posted by Bhaalizmo

Woah.

I saw a member of the Outlaws motorcycle club come stumbling all bloody-faced out of the bathroom at my favorite bar tonite. He hit the floor, got up and hit the floor again, got up and ran out the door. According to the bartender, some rival gang member assaulted him in the bathroom and kicked him in the face. Wow. I knew they had their HQ in town but in 6 or 7 years of going to that the bar that's the first time I've seen one of em wearing the insignia. I think I need a new bar.

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I saw Alton Brown at Publix today.

BOOM

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Originally Posted by diethx

I saw Alton Brown at Publix today.

BOOM

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I'm very much jelly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBfEHF_7vxg

In the Harry Potter series, soul eating dementors never go after Ron.

My wife got a letter from a parent (she is student teaching) because she marked her son's answer wrong on a test. It was worth one (1) point. A letter over 1 point... and, the answer was wrong.

What the fuck, parents? How ridiculous.

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Originally Posted by Delias

My wife got a letter from a parent (she is student teaching) because she marked her son's answer wrong on a test. It was worth one (1) point. A letter over 1 point... and, the answer was wrong.

What the fuck, parents? How ridiculous.

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She should correct any grammar errors in the letter with a red pen and send it back.

I just finished writing an SQL statement so big that I'm pretty sure it's going to end up being the jump off point for SkyNet.

THANKS A LOT WAYNE.

As long as you didn't program it to target brown people first, I welcome our robot overlords.

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Originally Posted by TheEschaton

THANKS A LOT WAYNE.

As long as you didn't program it to target brown people first, I welcome our robot overlords.

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It goes by shade of brown (starting in the lighter shades), since you're a cinnamon bear you're safe for awhile as long as you don't yell VAMANOS!!

Coding a shader took many lines, you should thank me.

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Originally Posted by AnticorRifling

I just finished writing an SQL statement so big that I'm pretty sure it's going to end up being the jump off point for SkyNet.

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Man overstates the size of something belonging to him. We'll have more on this groundbreaking story later.