Thread for things that blew your mind today.

[Androidpk]

It's a pretty powerful secret, 6 more wins today, including bozo the clown and a pair of spiky vulvas.

[Stanley Burrell]

That claw dipping pattern is just like slot machines: Punch through the object and steal poker chips, sunglasses and penis pumps.

[Stanley Burrell]

It blew my mind that I said poker chips. Now I want to punch through something that contains poker chips. Maybe a penis pump.

[WRoss]

This didn't really blow my mind, but it had me really confused.

XXXXXXXX 10:06 pm
hey

WRossArtley 11:01 pm
hi

XXXXXXXXX 11:01 pm
I figured out what I was trying to remember

WRossArtley 11:01 pm
ok

XXXXXXXX 11:01 pm
lime hats

WRossArtley 11:01 pm
umm
what?

XXXXXXXX 11:02 pm
remember when every avatar on the PC had lime hats?

WRossArtley 11:02 pm
ok
yeah

XXXXXXXX 11:02 pm
that's what I was trying to figure out
what were they wearing

WRossArtley 11:02 pm
umm
we were talking earlier today?

XXXXXXXX 11:03 pm
nope!
I just IMed you to ask if you remembered

[diethx]

Haha Drew

[WRoss]

I almost forgot about this. Yesterday, someone got me really good. I still have yet to figure out how they did it. I in an area with a ton of people in the 25-40 range. I know most everyone by face, but not by name. Anyways, yesterday as I was walking to the store, I see someone, and he comes up and says, "Hey Ross, nice to see you again. Have a nice day!" I thought it was a little strange but I thought that maybe I had met him before. The rest of the day, 9 people I know that I've never met walked up to me and said something similar to that. I really hope that was someones April Fool's joke or else I did something really fucked up to get everyone to know me.

[Androidpk]

They must have all seen your porno.

[4a6c1]

Guy who won the mega millions must look just like Ross.

[Bhaalizmo]

32 ounce thick glass mug, frozen, filled to the brim with dos equis amber with a slice of lime on the rim. Paired with a torta cubana and the obligatory chips and salsa. Heaven.

If you've never had it and don't care to look it up, the torta cubana consists of ham, chorizo, chicken, steak, refried beans, avacado, jalapenos, queso, lettuce, and a fried egg. As if the cold dos equis wasn't already a joygasm. Omnomnomnom.

[Bhaalizmo]

Woah.

I saw a member of the Outlaws motorcycle club come stumbling all bloody-faced out of the bathroom at my favorite bar tonite. He hit the floor, got up and hit the floor again, got up and ran out the door. According to the bartender, some rival gang member assaulted him in the bathroom and kicked him in the face. Wow. I knew they had their HQ in town but in 6 or 7 years of going to that the bar that's the first time I've seen one of em wearing the insignia. I think I need a new bar.