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Get well soon!
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Originally Posted by Parkbandit
Get well soon!
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I can't have another champion abandon their title... although the new champion is so easily summoned.
Good news! Since you're the undisputed holder of the Retard Champion title, you get to summon the champ every single time you post.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
See? So easy to summon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashliana
Also: Your nou game is in need of major work.
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By posting, you summoned yourself! You connected the dots! Good job!Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
No. Simply by posting, I summon you, Ashliana, our Retard Champion.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashliana
Now respond, for I command you as the Commissioner!
That's right, Parkbandit! You posted, summoning yourself, eternal Retard Champion of the PC. Hold that belt up with satisfaction. You earned it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
Make sure to respond.
As the Commissioner, I DEMAND that the Retard Champion respond to this thread.
GO.
Congratulations! You accomplished your mission, summoning yourself in your own post. Alas, you still aren't "the Commissioner," as you'd need to first demonstrate more than a sixth grade mastery of your native language to even begin meeting the other prerequisites.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
Make sure to write back soon, since you need the practice.
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Originally Posted by Parkbandit
At least you admit to being the Retard Champion. Your NOU game is for shit.. but so are you so I shouldn't expect much.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashliana
So easy.
Now, please confirm your title as Retard Champion by responding with something stupid. Use something like "I'm not the Retard Champion, YOU ARE!" type of stupidity we have grown to accept from you.