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Got drunk last night and jokingly asked a former friend to get her boobs out for boob day. She declined and I pressed the matter until I demanded she did it.
I can't remember what happened after that, I'm surprised I even remember that much but I am pretty sure I eventually threatened her.
I'm chewing on this bottle cap and just bit the inside of my lip.
Can't find your ball gag?Quote:
Originally Posted by AnticorRifling
Don't be silly, balls don't make him gag.Quote:
Originally Posted by NocturnalRob
I just ordered Chicken Souvlaki and onion rings for delivery. I sit down to eat it, and they gave me a cheeseburger and fries. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
Problem is?
I had a cheese burger for lunch already!!! God damnit. No one understands my pain!!!!!!!
My wife and ex-wife going to the bars together tonight.
Tra Annie's.
Those things are Satan.Quote:
Originally Posted by NocturnalRob
That screams NO WIN SITUATION.Quote:
Originally Posted by RichardCranium