Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

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I just watched Catfish, man, what a downer.

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Originally Posted by TheEschaton

I just watched Catfish, man, what a downer.

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That movie creeped me right the fuck out. I did think it was well done though.

And delias, I say this coming from your exact situation--cry me a fucking river.

On a totally separate note--Racer 5 is a great IPA.

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Originally Posted by NocturnalRob

That movie creeped me right the fuck out. I did think it was well done though.

And delias, I say this coming from your exact situation--cry me a fucking river.

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As you wish- tell me where you wish this new river to be, and I shall unleash the flood of tears. Salty, masculine tears.

Up your butt and around the corner? Maybe?

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Originally Posted by NocturnalRob

Up your butt and around the corner? Maybe?

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Can I find that on googlemaps?

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Originally Posted by Delias

Can I find that on googlemaps?

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If you can't, I think you have a lawsuit on your hands.

I ended up having to get not 1..not 2...but 3 separate catheters over the weekend post surgery.... I might as well have had a pet scorpion living in my dick for the last day.

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Originally Posted by NocturnalRob

If you can't, I think you have a lawsuit on your hands.

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I wonder if I can get directions from your mom's vagina, since that's where I'm currently staying.

Sorry delias. Two of my grandparents (Irish) died from dranking before I was even born. My other two aren't much better (Italian). Believe me though. You would NEVER want to have the father I had. He's the biggest peice of trash that has ever existed. I'm done posting for the night. The bar is right across the street from me. Time to get go get some dranks!!!!!!!