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I built this prison for one inmate only.
As the Warden, I'm free to come and go as I please.
As the inmate, Ashliana must respond to each and every post directed towards him.
June goal was 14%... we're already at 15.7%
Damn.
And they said private prisons don't work.
This one has worked exactly as I said it would.
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Originally Posted by Parkbandit, Hilariously Trapped In A Retarded Prison Of His Own Making, Admitting The Only Reason He Didn't Post Was That He Couldn't
I honestly didn't expect it would take you 40 days to criticize PB for this. (In before: buT i wAs cRiTiCiZiNg yOu! objection with no self-awareness)Quote:
Originally Posted by Methais' Daily Dose Of Simping For Parkbandit
Except you literally just admitted the only reason you didn't post was that you were out of town. Yikes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
And we know why you created the thread -- because you were hysterically butthurt (and emotionally devastated) at Trump's loss, tired of your delusional circlejerk being disrupted, and driven by spite (and stupidity). You thought you could do what you've managed to do with most of the other progressives: Expel the heretic who criticized my Sacred Cow!
Except you made two hilarious mistakes. Not considering the impact your choice would have on the folder as a whole -- mostly made up of your buddies, and underestimating my willingness to out-shitpost you, no matter how long you deluded yourself into thinking you can keep it up. But you can't do anything, which you've spent the last 18 years proving. You can't reason, you can't argue, you can't out-shitpost.
This thread ends in one of three ways:
1) Your ignominious surrender, dressed up in your very best mental gymnastics
2) Your death -- and given that you're a fat, sixty year old slob, we know that isn't far off
3) The death of the forum itself. Since you're the most obsessed person with this forum, despite not playing the game in years, one can only imagine your tears.
Swing and a miss.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
That's why you should work on those goals. Not that you have much time left, as a 60 year old who cleans ducts for a living, but try to come up with something a little more ambitious for your twilight years. College courses are often free for people your age -- you should take advantage of one, particularly math.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit's Long-running Issues With Math
Tell us more about how PB makes "daily reminder" posts 12-24 hours in advance like you do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashliana
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EDIT: Wait, I get it now. You stopped showering and started shitting your pants again, and grandma took away your special late night bedtime privileges.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pr...NQ22tc-iEd4632
:rofl: So the crucial difference is the number of hours before the person's anticipated post which makes one retarded, and not the other? Completely consistent, oh, and you definitely got those numbers right, to boot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Methais' Gold-Medal Winning Mental Gymnastics
You're starting this week off awfully angry. Did you have a bad weekend?Quote:
Originally Posted by Methais' Fervent Belief That His Wishes Will Transform Reality
Not at all, I think grandma taking away your special bedtime privileges is kinda hilarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashliana
I wouldn't have been able to come up with a real response to the substantive point, either, so I don't blame you for not trying. :) Best of luck with the fantasies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Methais
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Originally Posted by Ashliana
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Originally Posted by Methais
People who aren't in prison are allowed to do this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kierphe Alt
You haven't had such a time period where you haven't posted almost every.single.day... because this is the prison I created for you.. but you were the one that said "lock me up because I'm too retarded to be with normal people in society"
Quote:
And we know why you created the thread -- because you were hysterically butthurt (and emotionally devastated) at Trump's loss, tired of your delusional circlejerk being disrupted, and driven by spite (and stupidity). You thought you could do what you've managed to do with most of the other progressives: Expel the heretic who criticized my Sacred Cow!
I've already stated why I created this thread. And it had nothing to do with an election.. because unlike you, I don't get upset to the point where I quit posting and quit playing a game for months because my candidate didn't win.
That's you.
Except you made multiple mistakes.Quote:
Except you made two hilarious mistakes. Not considering the impact your choice would have on the folder as a whole -- mostly made up of your buddies, and underestimating my willingness to out-shitpost you, no matter how long you deluded yourself into thinking you can keep it up. But you can't do anything, which you've spent the last 18 years proving. You can't reason, you can't argue, you can't out-shitpost.
This thread ends in one of three ways:
1) Your ignominious surrender, dressed up in your very best mental gymnastics
2) Your death -- and given that you're a fat, sixty year old slob, we know that isn't far off
3) The death of the forum itself. Since you're the most obsessed person with this forum, despite not playing the game in years, one can only imagine your tears.
1) You posted in this thread within 4 minutes of it being created by me... because you aren't as smart as Backlash.
2) You continue to jump through the hoops I lay out in front of you.. telling you what they are.. and being unable to not jump through them.
3) You can't take a single day off without responding to someone... because you are that invested in this prison I created for you.
And what you are not understanding is that I NEVER WANT THIS THREAD TO EVER END as this is my greatest creation on this forum. By continuing this thread going, it proves:
1) You are dumber than Backlash because he didn't fall for it years ago
2) I do not want to lose another Retard Champion. Each of the previous champions left after they were crowned and by keeping you in this specific thread, it ensures that you are still here. The longest reigning Retard Champion of all time.
3) By focusing your tiny brain on this specific thread, I am keeping the ooze contained. 15.7% of all your threads over the past 13 years are in this thread in the past 4 months.
Really? Did you not respond to a single one of my posts that you didn't delete later on? I couldn't find a single example of it.Quote:
Swing and a miss.
Looks like a home run to me.
I make goals each month because one thing that is important to the longevity of this thread is keeping you busy trying to not jump through said hoops. But no matter how hard you try, you fail.... a common theme in your life.Quote:
That's why you should work on those goals. Not that you have much time left, as a 60 year old who cleans ducts for a living, but try to come up with something a little more ambitious for your twilight years. College courses are often free for people your age -- you should take advantage of one, particularly math.
Jesus... if you had a tiny morsel of self awareness.. you would refrain from using that word. Your entire online persona is based upon a fantasy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kierphe's Alt