Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

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Originally Posted by Latrinsorm

Or Tantric sex?

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Does tantric sex involve lots of buzzing?

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Originally Posted by Androidpk

Does tantric sex involve lots of buzzing?

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There is another device that can vibrate and is associated with sex (and for that matter in some cases being taped to a wall). I leave it as a challenge to the reader.

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Originally Posted by Fallen

It sounds like my neighbor put their phone on vibrate and taped it to their wall.

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Oh, their dildo fell behind their dresser.

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Originally Posted by Taernath

Oh, their dildo fell behind their dresser.

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Here's hoping it isn't plugged into the wall, or i'm in for a long night.

http://image.dhgate.com/albu_5875512...utomatical.jpg

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Originally Posted by Taernath

Oh, their dildo fell behind their dresser.

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It's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

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Originally Posted by Androidpk

It's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

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I play by my own rules.

My windshield was replaced through my insurance, but they used OEE parts and now the rear view mirror is so low I can't use my old high quality sun shade, plus I have to rewire my dashcam the hard way because it's so flush against the A pillars.

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Originally Posted by Taernath

My windshield was replaced through my insurance, but they used OEE parts and now the rear view mirror is so low I can't use my old high quality sun shade, plus I have to rewire my dashcam the hard way because it's so flush against the A pillars.

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Should have paid your dues after 112 months. Now you see what happens.

Falling asleep in my chair waiting for Shahnho to lighten/deepen room order. Dammit!

Going to work on Pope day.

Yogi Berra died.