Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

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Originally Posted by Tgo01

It's at least 9% beef! I think?

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If you say so, buddy! Rest assured that whatever percentage it is, it is indeed 100% beef.

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Originally Posted by subzero

If you say so, buddy! Rest assured that whatever percentage it is, it is indeed 100% beef.

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You think McDonald's would lie and deceive us for money? :O

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Originally Posted by diethx

Some recruiters are such idiots. It's fine if you email me out of the blue, and it's fine if you tell me about this position that I'm overqualified for and for which I would never consider leaving my company. Just respect it when I tell you so, and if you have a more suitable position, let me know all of the details when I ask for them (including compensation, culture, work-life balance, etc.). Don't then expect me to spend my time coming to your office to meet with you to find a job that I'm not even looking for in the first place, before you're willing to give up the details like compensation, culture, work-life balance, etc. You don't need to meet with me to find out what I would consider making a move for. I fucking told you what I would be willing to consider 5 fucking emails ago, you daft cunt. I'm always open to new possibilities, but when you seek me out because I'm a great candidate and you see dollar signs in my resume, you'd better fucking cater to me and not expect me to cater to you like those who are unemployed should and would do.

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Classy. I can see why you're in such high demand: These people haven't actually interacted with you yet.

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Originally Posted by Wrathbringer

Classy. I can see why you're in such high demand: These people haven't actually interacted with you yet.

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I'm sorry... I'm supposed to take a lesson in what's classy from the moron who obsessively leaves "shart" rep? That's laughable.

worked until 8:30, ruined my zig zag stockings. still have to do laundry.

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Originally Posted by Tgo01

You think McDonald's would lie and deceive us for money? :O

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That's the fun part; why do you think Ronald McDonald is a clown? It's probably 90-95% soy bean and 5-10% beef (100% beef, not some mystery meat conglomerate... even though that McRib is kinda tasty). See, now they can legitimately say they're slinging burgers made with 100% beef.

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Originally Posted by Allereli

worked until 8:30, ruined my zig zag stockings. still have to do laundry.

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?!?

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Originally Posted by Androidpk

?!?

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Ahh, thought you meant the other kind.

Stupid IT departments that make retarded password rules.

Must be at least 8 characters long, but not more than 9 (come to find out, 9 doesn't work.. so it has to be exactly 8)
Must have 1 capital letter, but no more.
Must have 1 number, but no more.
Must be changed every 14 days.
Can't be repeated for 25 cycles.