Allergic to alcohol?
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Allergic to alcohol?
Just suck it up and go. You don't have to have a good time, but it'll make your family happy. And, free food.
No, I used to drink. A lot. About four and a half years ago I was drunk and got into a fight with my best friend, came to the conclusion that I didn't even enjoy drinking any more and was just doing it to not be sober, and haven't touched it since that night.
I probably will, but I'll be frowning about it the whole time!
Or I could go in the next room and start masturbating loudly during the ceremony.
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You tease, but since when is a woman being vocal during orgasm a bad thing? Never. I rule. Boom.
Fender bender right in front of my car on a busy road during rush hour today. Why do people have to argue in the middle of the road while traffic backs up behind them? Morons.