Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

He sunk back into his hole under his thrift store air mattress after that.

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Fixed.

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Originally Posted by Tgo01

Which was just 100% a flat out lie, showing you don't know the difference between revenue and profit.

I know your whole schtick is to cherry pick data and take things out of context to make the enemies of Democrats look bad, but come on. Try a little harder than just flat out lying like a sack of shit.

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Cherry pick? Hardly. Twitter was profitable in two of the four years before Musk bought it. That's a ratio of 0.5, which rounds to 1, and 1 is greater than 50%. So there.

In finance, it all depends on how you look at it.
https://i.imgur.com/fXFPajs.png

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Originally Posted by ClydeR

Cherry pick? Hardly. Twitter was profitable in two of the four years before Musk bought it. That's a ratio of 0.5, which rounds to 1, and 1 is greater than 50%. So there.

In finance, it all depends on how you look at it.

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I never, ever get tired of you doubling down on your own stupidity.

Your retardation is only eclipsed by your cowardice.

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Originally Posted by ClydeR

Cherry pick? Hardly. Twitter was profitable in two of the four years before Musk bought it. That's a ratio of 0.5, which rounds to 1, and 1 is greater than 50%. So there.

In finance, it all depends on how you look at it.
https://i.imgur.com/fXFPajs.png

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If a waiter is working a 10 hour shift and only clearing like $10 in tips per hour, except he made $200 in tips between 6-8pm during the evening rush, using your logic, that waiter earns $100/hr as long as you ignore literally everything else outside of those 2 hours.

The sad part is you're probably really this stupid and not trolling anymore, since you abandoned your Walmart Colbert gimmick in favor of going full blown TDS 24/7 now.

Retard.

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Originally Posted by ClydeR

Cherry pick? Hardly. Twitter was profitable in two of the four years before Musk bought it. That's a ratio of 0.5, which rounds to 1, and 1 is greater than 50%. So there.

In finance, it all depends on how you look at it.
https://i.imgur.com/fXFPajs.png

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https://i.pinimg.com/originals/35/81...022b7ca87b.jpg

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Originally Posted by Methais

If a waiter is working a 10 hour shift and only clearing like $10 in tips per hour, except he made $200 in tips between 6-8pm during the evening rush, using your logic, that waiter earns $100/hr as long as you ignore literally everything else outside of those 2 hours.

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$107.25 per hour. It's important get the arithmetic right in your own hypothetical.

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Originally Posted by ClydeR

$107.25 per hour. It's important get the arithmetic right in your own hypothetical.

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Feel free to show your math on this.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

Feel free to show your math on this.

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He thinks that wait staff gets paid minimum wage.

Fun fact: They don't.

gg failing it up again LatrinR.

But here's his math for everything else in life:

https://i.imgur.com/fcKWm4b.gif

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Originally Posted by Methais

He thinks that wait staff gets paid minimum wage.

Fun fact: They don't.

But here's his math for everything else in life:

https://i.imgur.com/fcKWm4b.gif

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Exactly. He was like "LUL U FERGOT FEDERAL MINIMAL WAGE I PWND U!"

Except it was for a tipped position.. not an untipped position.

And we don't even know what state the server was from... there are many states that have their own minimum wage.

This is what happens when you don't have a job, your mommy doesn't trust you to go to the store for coldcuts and you triple down on your stupidity.

You make yourself look three times dumber than usual.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

Exactly. He was like "LUL U FERGOT FEDERAL MINIMAL WAGE I PWND U!"

Except it was for a tipped position.. not an untipped position.

And we don't even know what state the server was from... there are many states that have their own minimum wage.

This is what happens when you don't have a job, your mommy doesn't trust you to go to the store for coldcuts and you triple down on your stupidity.

You make yourself look three times dumber than usual.

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I expect him to fuck off entirely until tomorrow after this.