Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet

Oh I totally agree he was doing the bidding of his masters and I understand without a doubt this is dead in the Senate, but Mayorkas nevertheless deserves the stain & shame of impeachment on his bureaucratic résumé for his part.

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Yeah, I'm sure he'll be pretty devastated serving his full term and then getting a seven digit book deal on the subject.

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Originally Posted by Seran

Yeah, I'm sure he'll be pretty devastated serving his full term and then getting a seven digit book deal on the subject.

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Mayorkas isn't getting a 7 digit book deal on how to screw up immigration.

That would be like someone paying you to sell them one of your shit-stain finger paintings.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

He's a scapegoat. He was doing exactly what he was told to do. Biden rescinded all of the Trump policies and created some new EOs that helped do exactly what he wanted: Let the southern border be open for 3 years. It was only a crisis when it became a top 2 item for voters and it's an election year.

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He could have just resigned if he had an issue with it. But instead he chose to be a piece of shit, despite the fact that he would have been replaced with another piece of shit.

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Originally Posted by Seran

I mean, Republicans getting schooled the first time on not knowing how to count and losing the vote was pretty epic. Now they've got to sit through a senate who will simply ignore their articles. This back to back with the Republicans failure to support immigration and border security reform. Tsk Tsk.

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That "border security" bill was the equivalent of a bill called "The Seran Gets a Job and Earns a Living Act" with the bill itself being filled with nothing but inflated welfare payments to you.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

Mayorkas isn't getting a 7 digit book deal on how to screw up immigration.

That would be like someone paying you to sell them one of your shit-stain finger paintings.

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Not even Obama the Black Jesus got a 7 figure book deal right out the door. He did get a bunch of cash from Netflix for who knows what. But they have produced some really woke racist crap so there is that.

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Originally Posted by Methais

He could have just resigned if he had an issue with it. But instead he chose to be a piece of shit, despite the fact that he would have been replaced with another piece of shit.

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I'm not saying he disagreed with the policy... he doesn't come across as a smart man or even a man with a spine.

He's just a cog doing what he was told to do.

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Originally Posted by ~Rocktar~

Not even Obama the Black Jesus got a 7 figure book deal right out the door. He did get a bunch of cash from Netflix for who knows what. But they have produced some really woke racist crap so there is that.

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In sErAn's mind, he probably didn't take out the decimal point. So to him, 10K is a "7 figure" number.

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Originally Posted by ~Rocktar~

Not even Obama the Black Jesus got a 7 figure book deal right out the door. He did get a bunch of cash from Netflix for who knows what. But they have produced some really woke racist crap so there is that.

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6 figures under Obama is 7 figures under Biden.

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Originally Posted by Methais

6 figures under Obama is 7 figures under Biden.

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Now with Bidenomics, valued at 5 figures.

Trump claims he intentionally mixed up Haley and Pelosi. Nobody should claim it was a cognitive slip.

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“It’s very hard to be sarcastic when I interpose. I’m not a Nicki fan and I’m not a Pelosi fan. And when I purposely interpose names they said, ‘He didn’t know Pelosi from Nikki from tricky Nikki, tricky Dicky,’” the former president said at a South Carolina rally Wednesday.

“I interpose and they make a big deal out of it. I said, ‘No, no, I think they both stink, they have something in common, they both stink.’ And remember this, when I make a statement like that about Nikki that means she will never be running for vice president.”

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In doing so, he made another error that critics were quick to point out. I didn't even notice the error until I read the above article. I'm sure you recognized it right away. If you didn't, go back and read Trump's statement again.