Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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Originally Posted by Seran

Is this one of those times you claim record low turnout was simply because Republicans saw Dump being a forgone conclusion? That spin would be pretty hilarious if so.

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No one cares about your sandy vagina.

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Originally Posted by Seran

Is this one of those times you claim record low turnout was simply because Republicans saw Dump being a forgone conclusion? That spin would be pretty hilarious if so.

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Record low turnout and still received 10,000 more votes than the previous caucus.

Make the math make sense.

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Originally Posted by Seran

Is this one of those times you claim record low turnout was simply because Republicans saw Dump being a forgone conclusion? That spin would be pretty hilarious if so.

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See all that white stuff and a dude walking around in a full parka coat? That might have something to do with the overall low voter turnout.

https://newsbasics.com/wp-content/up...-iowa-0113.jpg

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Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet

See all that white stuff and a dude walking around in a full parka coat? That might have something to do with the overall low voter turnout.

https://newsbasics.com/wp-content/up...-iowa-0113.jpg

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Oh yeah, that little bit of snow is a true apocalypse. Whatever will a state of people who live in a snowy climate do. Oh wait, all wheel drive and snow tires are a thing. Those people walking around in jackets really ought to be lectured by a southerner on the risk they're taking being adequately bundled up for the cold.

Wall Street Journal is reporting on the miserable turnout. A whole 14% turnout for a primary caucus starring Don Cheeto!

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The Iowa Republican caucuses were a low-turnout affair, drawing just over 108,000 voters, or about 14.4% of the state’s approximately 752,000 registered Republicans, nearly complete vote tallies showed.

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Originally Posted by Seran

Oh yeah, that little bit of snow is a true apocalypse. Whatever will a state of people who live in a snowy climate do. Oh wait, all wheel drive and snow tires are a thing. Those people walking around in jackets really ought to be lectured by a southerner on the risk they're taking being adequately bundled up for the cold.

Wall Street Journal is reporting on the miserable turnout. A whole 14% turnout for a primary caucus starring Don Cheeto!

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https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0a/ed...d01c744387.gif


Can't wait to see how you cope and project your chronic butthurt when Trump dominates the fuck out of every other state too.

Loser.

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Originally Posted by Seran

Largest margin.. Lol. Dude barely received half of the Republican vote with record low turnout. I'm sure he's sweating chicken grease realizing the implications for his electability.

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In 2016, Trump received 24% and lost to Cruz by 2 points.
In 2024, Trump received 51% and beat DeSantis by 30 points... breaking the all time record that Bob Dole had when his margin of victory was 13 points.

Trump has turned Iowa from a toss up state to a solid Republican state.

Keep on crying though, Retard.

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Originally Posted by Seran

Oh yeah, that little bit of snow is a true apocalypse. Whatever will a state of people who live in a snowy climate do. Oh wait, all wheel drive and snow tires are a thing. Those people walking around in jackets really ought to be lectured by a southerner on the risk they're taking being adequately bundled up for the cold.

Wall Street Journal is reporting on the miserable turnout. A whole 14% turnout for a primary caucus starring Don Cheeto!

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Trump won. It’s not even close. Everyone including MSNBC recognizes he dominated the primary. Cope harder.

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Originally Posted by Seran

Oh yeah, that little bit of snow is a true apocalypse. Whatever will a state of people who live in a snowy climate do. Oh wait, all wheel drive and snow tires are a thing. Those people walking around in jackets really ought to be lectured by a southerner on the risk they're taking being adequately bundled up for the cold.

Wall Street Journal is reporting on the miserable turnout. A whole 14% turnout for a primary caucus starring Don Cheeto!

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You are super upset.

Go ask mommy for a cookie.

Don't cut yourself again.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

You are super upset.

Go ask mommy for a cookie.

Don't cut yourself again.

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His mommy left him at a fire station roughly 34 years ago after she realized it was too late to abort.

Actual footage of Seran coping with the Iowa results:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

Except for the remote control part. That's something he does regularly.