Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

we should audit the DoD too... thanks for the reminder.

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Originally Posted by Seran

Except the things your ilk commonly complain about, taxes in this instance, aren't flawed. You only think they are because you're stupid, and somehow think a country with our funded advancements, military might, and infrastructure can be maintained without the taxes that made them possible. There hasn't been a balanced budget in the United States since a Democrat, namely Bill Clinton, put it into law. Republicans since then have done everything in their power to destroy the financial stability of our nation. What is worse, under Dump the Republican party has added the destruction of our Democracy to number two on their path to destroying the United States.

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The only kind of people that I know talk the way that you do is somebody that doesn’t work hard for the money they earn, and receives more in handouts from big government than they pay in taxes. A simpler word for that would be a bum. I don’t value the opinions of bums.

Nevermind the fact that Clinton raped and pillaged(not kids this time) social security to balance that budget.

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Originally Posted by Seran

Except the things your ilk commonly complain about, taxes in this instance, aren't flawed. You only think they are because you're stupid, and somehow think a country with our funded advancements, military might, and infrastructure can be maintained without the taxes that made them possible. There hasn't been a balanced budget in the United States since a Democrat, namely Bill Clinton, put it into law. Republicans since then have done everything in their power to destroy the financial stability of our nation. What is worse, under Dump the Republican party has added the destruction of our Democracy to number two on their path to destroying the United States.

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If Trump gets re-elected, are you going to leave the country?

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Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet

The only kind of people that I know talk the way that you do is somebody that doesn’t work hard for the money they earn, and receives more in handouts from big government than they pay in taxes. A simpler word for that would be a bum. I don’t value the opinions of bums.

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So everyday of your life you don't enjoy the security of having the most powerful military on the planet protecting the shores your live in, you don't drive on highways funded by federal grants, use electricity or water funded through federal allocations, or enjoy technologies made possible by federal research grants? Because if none of those things are true, that is the only way you'll ever have credibility paying taxes that make all that possible. Until then, shut the fuck up and stop being a spoiled brat.

can do all of that for a lot less than we are currently spending. In fact if we wanted to the US could operate at a surplus while still taking care of the basic needs of the US Citizens and protecting our borders.

I think most of us would be ok with lets say a flat 10% sales tax on new items. Its really all thats needed. We just need to stop mismanaging the money coming in and start using the natural resources we have. The current system is set up to keep everyone poor and dependent on the government.

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Originally Posted by Seran

So everyday of your life you don't enjoy the security of having the most powerful military on the planet protecting the shores your live in, you don't drive on highways funded by federal grants, use electricity or water funded through federal allocations, or enjoy technologies made possible by federal research grants? Because if none of those things are true, that is the only way you'll ever have credibility paying taxes that make all that possible. Until then, shut the fuck up and stop being a spoiled brat.

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So several years ago I upgraded from H&R Block to legit short little Jew man CPA tax specialist that’s qualified to handle the complexity of my real estate investments (dealing with stuff like property depreciation, naming my stay at home wife as a “real estate professional”, and a bunch of other real boring shit). He’s not cheap but he finds some pretty amazing & creative deductions. I pay the very bare minimum in federal income tax possible, but even after all that I still have to write the IRS a check. Every year I consider including a little note with that check telling them to go fuck their mother, but the little Jew man talks me out of it.

This is not intended to be a flex. The point of me saying that is I’d rather do just about anything with that money other than handing it to the federal government. They waste it on stupid shit that I don’t really have a say in. I imagine you come out ahead with benefits received vs taxes paid, and to you I say I hope you choke on that big government dick that you swallow the gravy from on a daily basis, bum. Also, on behalf of all the people that work for a living & pay for your meaningless existence while you humorously try to lecture anyone about paying taxes, you are not welcome.

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Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet

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So several years ago I upgraded from H&R Block to legit short little Jew man CPA tax specialist that’s qualified to handle the complexity of my real estate investments (dealing with stuff like property depreciation, naming my stay at home wife as a “real estate professional”, and a bunch of other real boring shit). He’s not cheap but he finds some pretty amazing & creative deductions. I pay the very bare minimum in federal income tax possible, but even after all that I still have to write the IRS a check. Every year I consider including a little note with that check telling them to go fuck their mother, but the little Jew man talks me out of it.

This is not intended to be a flex. The point of me saying that is I’d rather do just about anything with that money other than handing it to the federal government. They waste it on stupid shit that I don’t really have a say in. I imagine you come out ahead with benefits received vs taxes paid, and to you I say I hope you choke on that big government dick that you swallow the gravy from on a daily basis, bum. Also, on behalf of all the people that work for a living & pay for your meaningless existence while you humorously try to lecture anyone about paying taxes, you are not welcome.

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A good CPA will pay for themselves.

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Originally Posted by Anebriated

A good CPA will pay for themselves.

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Absolutely.

The best part is I just drop off what I appropriately call my box of shit (receipts, invoices, statements, etc.) that is in no way organized. I come back in a week or two when he calls me, he has everything perfectly organized, and then we go over in detail how to soften the raping of the IRS as much as possible.

Worth every penny.

Thinking about it now…I really need to call my little Jew CPA. Faux Nudes told me we’re doing it all the wrong. I should have 20 different shell companies constantly shuffling around the money & some kind of tax avoidance trick about loansharking money to my own family.

Unfortunately the money I’ve earned is honest, legal, and way too small to join the ranks of the Democrat elites.