Climate Change Report

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Originally Posted by Atlanteax

A tragic victim of global warming:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aral_Sea

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Originally Posted by Tenlaar

Uh...from the entry you linked that seems to be a tragic victim of poorly planned Soviet irrigation canals.

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A perfect example of man's impact on the environment.

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Originally Posted by Thondalar

Pretty sure that was his point.

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^ gets a cookie

So what exactly was the point of posting that? To point out that things happen on the planet that aren't caused by climate change, as if that was somehow in dispute?

So... because man fucked up the Aral Sea... that means... climate change isn't real? Is that what you're getting at Atlanteax?

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Originally Posted by Taernath

So... because man fucked up the Aral Sea... that means... climate change isn't real? Is that what you're getting at Atlanteax?

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Looks like he's finally seen the light. Man does have an impact on the environment!

Earth itself was responsible for the climate change.

Dinosaurs were responsible for the last climate change.

Earth decided to mess with the climate some more.

Wait that's wrong.

It's all the humans fault that the climate changes. That's right.

Therefore it's only logical that humans were around at the formation of the earth, since the climate has been changing for the past 5+ million years... and since humans are the cause of climate change, then humans must be 5 million years old. It's only logical.

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Originally Posted by Back

Man does have an impact on the environment!

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The incredible dump I took this morning more than proved that.

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Originally Posted by Dwaar

Earth itself was responsible for the climate change.

Dinosaurs were responsible for the last climate change.

Earth decided to mess with the climate some more.

Wait that's wrong.

It's all the humans fault that the climate changes. That's right.

Therefore it's only logical that humans were around at the formation of the earth, since the climate has been changing for the past 5+ million years... and since humans are the cause of climate change, then humans must be 5 million years old. It's only logical.

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You're forgetting that republicans didn't exist back then, therefore making it impossible for humans to affect climate change at that point in time.

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Originally Posted by Dwaar

Earth itself was responsible for the climate change.

Dinosaurs were responsible for the last climate change.

Earth decided to mess with the climate some more.

Wait that's wrong.

It's all the humans fault that the climate changes. That's right.

Therefore it's only logical that humans were around at the formation of the earth, since the climate has been changing for the past 5+ million years... and since humans are the cause of climate change, then humans must be 5 million years old. It's only logical.

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Why can't it be both?

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Originally Posted by Androidpk

Why can't it be both?

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Because dinosaur factories and power plants haven't been found yet.

Unless that's really where volcanoes came from.