No. He just broke up with his gf a couple of weeks ago, and I refuse to be a rebound. I'm a working professional now okay, and I'm too old for those shenanigans.
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No. He just broke up with his gf a couple of weeks ago, and I refuse to be a rebound. I'm a working professional now okay, and I'm too old for those shenanigans.
But give me 5 jager bombs and some rope, and perhaps a slurpee and we can talk then.
As if you REALLY need rope to give a guy a slurpee.Quote:
Originally Posted by iJin
You'd think these chicks would be familiar enough with dick to notice that the flag is covered with dildo drawings.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
They are terrorist dildos.Quote:
Originally Posted by Methais
Candor thinking gay men are biochemists.
If you have an iPhone, ask Siri "What is 0 divided by 0"
Damn, Siri is mean :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelston