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Originally Posted by Androidpk
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Originally Posted by Androidpk
You should be castrated for that comment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
I could do this all day, son.Quote:
Originally Posted by subzero
I thought Chrono Trigger was boring.
You are human garbage.Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
I've known that since me and your mom made scat videos.Quote:
Originally Posted by Astray
In the DSM IV "dislikes Super Mario 64, Goldeneye, and Chrono Trigger" is actually a characteristic symptom of schizophrenia.
Me and you got something in common then!Quote:
Originally Posted by Latrinsorm
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
Months Later, Players Finally Solve GTA V's Bigfoot Mystery
http://kotaku.com/the-incredible-sag...ium=Socialflow
Really cool read even if you're not into GTA, just because of the way Rockstar went about it all.
I thought it sucked.Quote:
Originally Posted by Methais
Adnan Syed's conviction vacated
http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/...ained-20160701
Just found out Daniel Craig had a cameo as a stormtrooper in The Force Awakens.
Yep, he was the one that was force persuaded by Rey to let her go.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viekn
Yep. I had to go back and watch the scene to realize it was actually him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelston
Haha, yeah. He really just wanted to be in Star Wars I guess.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viekn
God I hope this is real
http://i.imgur.com/6ZZjvsU.gif
Wtf is happening here?Quote:
Originally Posted by drauz
Looks like Shkreli's at it again.Quote:
Originally Posted by drauz
Also, it's an ad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYX5fFxcXWU
The cup is pretty amazing, even if the standard Youtube overexcited douche isn't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CTxbQ6cdUw
UFC sold for $4 billion.
The absolute sickest flying knee i've seen to date. The guy is now undergoing surgery for a fractured skull.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMG6TxIuCIw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtzaegHI-aMQuote:
Originally Posted by Fallen
This is probably the one that pops into my mind first. Start of the 2nd round, how ya doin, wham.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSdNcWJIbpI
http://www.csnchicago.com/chicago-wh...house-incident
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Not a joke: Source says Sale blowup was because he didn't want to wear throwbacks, so he cut the jerseys up so no one could wear them.
Early Aldo is pretty close to this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fallen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvXVVQbDk50
Pic of the damage.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fallen
https://67.media.tumblr.com/3143dec2...z95o1_1280.png
Pretty sure that blew his mind way more than anyone else's.
IT'S A MATTER OF DEGREES, METHAIS.Quote:
Originally Posted by Methais
Jumping out of a plane with no parachute.. this guy truly does have massive balls of steel.
https://streamable.com/h6bd
Wonder how many g's that pulled.
Only a couple, 2 or 3.Quote:
Originally Posted by Taernath
Probably the same as when someone pulls a chute
Yeah that's what I'm thinking, maybe a tiny bit more. It's telling though that the dude didn't pass out or anything and was immediately walking around fine afterwards.Quote:
Originally Posted by rolfard
Just noticed the ChromeCast button in YT while checking on the latest Richard Lewis update on the CS GO gambling shit. Figured I'd have to set it up but it threw the video right to my TV!
Mind=blown.
Haha, yeah, I have a RokuStick and noticed that the other day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Velfi
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Originally Posted by Fallen
Hahaha wtfQuote:
Update (11:52 p.m.): According to Folha, the man who was assaulted was not an employee of the Russian consulate, but was apparently impersonating one.
I know, right?
Hilarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Taernath
On the way to work this morning, a car in front of me seemed to have problems and didn't move when the light turned green in a left turn lane.
When I got out of my car to offer to help, a woman got out and yelled at me "It's not my fault that this damm thing ran out of gas!"
I gave her the number of AAA, got back into my car, and finished my commute.
There should be an intelligence test to get a driver's license.
At 630am this morning the phone rang, and being tired I answered it without checking the caller ID.
A recorded voice came on and stated "This is an emergency call". So I started waking up pretty quick, fearing what was wrong.
"Your Windows license has expired and your computer will no longer work". blah blah blah call this number blah blah blah.
...mutter...
A M2 .50 Machine Gun that had been in service for over 90 years, still good as new...
http://www.wearethemighty.com/articl...needing-repair
Not gonna lie, this made me really jealous when I first heard about it. I still have a timing gauge I "secured".Quote:
The M2A1, has a fixed headspace, or distance between the face of the bolt and the base of the cartridge case, and timing, the weapon’s adjustment which allows firing when the recoil is in the correct positon.
Haha, yeah. Actually, I didn't feel like dealing with that bullshit, so my truck had a Mk19, which I then got replaced with a M240. M240 #1!Quote:
Originally Posted by Taernath
They're working on a completely new weapon design that combines the Mk19 and M2.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelston
Yes, it is moving. Watch till the end!
http://i.imgur.com/OJPWUWh.gif
http://www.latinlife.com/article/299...k-their-coffee
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You’ve heard of happy endings at seedy underground massage parlors—now get ready for blowjobs at coffee shops. Yeah, it's a real thing.
At the end of this year, a new coffee shop, Fellatio Café, will open up in Geneva, Switzerland, where you can get a hot cup of joe, with a side of blowjob. Seriously.
What about female customers?Quote:
Originally Posted by drauz
This is terrifying.
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media...6ay3gpkfld.jpg
Mob Psycho 100 is so fucking good.
Is it the same guy that did One Punch Man? The character faces are very similar.Quote:
Originally Posted by Astray
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsNyc_tUMAAvhOT.jpg
That is blood. They sacrificed a bunch of animals that day.
Its a flood, its colored red because they sacrificed animals for a holiday.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelston
Its mud, its colored red because they sacrificed people for a festival.Quote:
Originally Posted by drauz
Clearly the best way to honor a guy who was about to sacrifice his own son is by killing a bunch of animals you never gave a shit about in the first place because religion.Quote:
Originally Posted by Article
I know they had a flood, the red is all from tons of blood though, otherwise it would be insanely diluted over that big an area. There are other pictures where it is almost just pure blood.Quote:
Originally Posted by drauz
http://images.indianexpress.com/2016...roads1-759.jpg
They share the meat with the poor and unfortunate, so I'd say it is pretty good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Methais
Why must you ruin everything?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Roblar
That was ruined 20 years ago pal.Quote:
Originally Posted by drauz
Your face was ruined 20 years ago!Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelston
No, that was like 10 years ago. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by drauz
Your face has been ruined since birth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelston
There we have it folks, another person who creates opinions on low information.Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
So I'm just like everyone else? Hooray!Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelston
No, no, you're far more gay.Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
Says the dude that livestreams on facebook in a kilt while talking with a fake scottish accent.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelston
lol ftwQuote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
What are you doing scouring the internet for dudes livestreaming with fake scottish accents wearing kilts?Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
That's still more manly than even the manliest of hipsters could ever hope (or more likely dread) to be.Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
No, it popped up on my FB timeline.Quote:
Originally Posted by subzero
Riiiight, right, right.Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
Unrelated pop-quiz time!
What do the following numbers represent: 1-1
do you even facebook, bro?Quote:
Originally Posted by subzero
http://i.imgur.com/Pu4hmU8.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
http://i.imgur.com/2BX3Exk.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Allereli
myspace till I die, nigga.Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
edit: Oh yeah. The answer to your pop quiz that you failed: The Patriots record after Miami poops all over their timeline this Sunday.
quoted cause you're wrongQuote:
Originally Posted by subzero
I didn't use a fake scottish accent, wtf.
Do you always speak with a scottish accent?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelston
The only accent that would be in there is a drunk accent.Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
okay well drunk gelston sounds like a scot.
Hey, SubZ, what do the numbers 0-2 represent?
Let it be said that I'm not always wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by subzero
Can't believe they couldn't stop a single thing the Pats did for like a quarter and a half. That was awful. I felt the Garoppolopolous mauling coming, but it was too late by the time they started getting to him. I kinda did want to see them have to put the water boy in at QB, though, if BBQ Brisket went down.Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
So far, 2 for 2 on QBs this year and not a single stomp by Donkey Kong. We got the Browns next week and they're already on their third QB... another rookie; will Cody Kessler make it out alive?
I believe Edelman is the backup to BBQ Brisket.Quote:
Originally Posted by subzero
Yeah, that's what the talking heads said. It's never good when you're on numbah four.Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
https://i.redd.it/mxim7osaqqkx.jpg
Mine say "I'm high as fuck bring me a taquito"
The Smithsonian Museum of African American History and Culture
Well worth the visit, the lines, and the crowds
Good. Gonna try to take my students.Quote:
Originally Posted by Allereli
Sounds boring. Why do we need an entire museum to say Africa jungle folk, then slaves in america, then professional sports stars? It's not that much.Quote:
Originally Posted by Warriorbird
4man boost in CS GO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_74un1Pxnk
http://i.imgur.com/J6eNKid.gif
I can't even
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PP1AK1Aqis
Yer a spider, Harry!
Fresh off shredding the best Go players in the world, Google's DeepMind is now going to try and tackle StarCraft 2.
This little dude deserves a full length action movie.
https://streamable.com/0z8g
Thats a big one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScELODSs6T0
https://twitter.com/FurysFightPicks/...99139753652224
Probably the best belly to back suplex i've seen in MMA.
Hah, I just had to delete my second video I linked as it was this one. That shark is as big as Jaws.Quote:
Originally Posted by drauz
Be responsible. Don't Drink and drive this holiday season. Please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2mf8DtWWd8
Warning: Graphic Video
It's no clock boy clock, but it's alright.Quote:
Originally Posted by Velfi
I don't even care about the watch tbh, the operations in the video to make the parts to those kinds of tolerances, at that scale.... just incredible.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tgo01
This gnarly little dude is only 6.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh6QCFV_pw8
And that ollie of the 11-stair at 3:50.
http://i.imgur.com/j0mtPrJ.gif
Remember when Trix were round before they were fruit shapes?Quote:
Originally Posted by Methais
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34....7d&oe=585D802BQuote:
Originally Posted by Taernath
Yeah, I thought they were always round? Guess I missed the fruit shaped era and they went back to being round again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Taernath
Get a load of this millennial.Quote:
Originally Posted by Methais
When they went fruit-shaped they were so hard they cut my mouth a little and I never had them again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelston
The cereal originally used spherical cereal pieces, but in 1991, were changed to puffed fruit-shaped pieces. In 2007, they reverted to their original shape in the United States. However, they maintained the fruit-shaped pieces in Mexico.
Trix was 46% sugar when it was first released in 1955, goddamn.
Crow ears.
http://i.imgur.com/4y3igas.gifv
Linking the .gifv version since it loads a lot faster and is more clear.
https://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/SQ6...51_0026.0.jpeg
LG's new 4k OLED is the thickness of a little more than a credit card.
http://www.theverge.com/ces/2017/1/4...s-release-date
That is pretty amazing. I'm still using an old plasma screen and I love the picture it produces, but this is impressive.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fallen
You don't think it be like it is, but it do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Methais
stop trying to stop people from stopping to help someone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Taernath
Yeah. They're being charged with hate crimes too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thondalar
I was shocked to discover that they're all black. Not really.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelston
Lock them up and throw away the keys.
But but I thought only white people could be racist and guilty of hate crimes?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelston
I wonder if BLM will riot after they're convicted. Or if Obama will pardon them on his way out while he's already in give zero fucks mode.
Hey look, I wasn't asking for all that.
Politicizing and tribalizing bullshit like this gets us nowhere. Call this what it is...the darkest depths of human depravity. Tying up a mentally disabled person and torturing them for hours...I'm not a huge fan of "Eye for an Eye", but...I might make an exception in this case.
The fact it even happened is bad enough, regardless of context...but add to it...fucking FB Live? Stream your own debauchery, complete and total lack of any sort of moral compass...any shred of anything that makes most of us human...all the rest of us of all nations, races, creeds, and colors who are absolutely appalled by this...
These "people" are fucking sick. Anyone who doesn't call them out immediately needs to have a serious sit-down with their own conscience.
They are saying they held him for 24-48 hrs. These videos are but mere snippets of what was done to this person.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thondalar
AND mentally disabled/disadvantaged person...this guy had jack dick to do with anything anyone would have any reason to be mad about...other than being an easy target.Quote:
Originally Posted by drauz
Sick, sick, sick.
Now they're saying they might not charge it as a hate crime...
Hey, Chicago, I hear that being soft on crime is working out great for you guys. Keep up the good work.
Hate crimes are generally Federal cases right? Give it exactly 2 weeks and see if this changes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thondalar
There is a federal hate crime but every state has their own hate crime laws too.Quote:
Originally Posted by drauz
Do people ever get charged under the Federal laws for it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tgo01
Probably not under an Obama administration.Quote:
Originally Posted by drauz
Sorry...had to.
Reality is, Obama signed the...in true Washington fashion, and I'm not making this up...ADDITION TO A DEFENSE AUTHORIZATION BILL THAT OH BY THE WAY ADDED GAYS AS A CATEGORY FOR FEDERAL HATE CRIMES....BECAUSE THAT HAS SO MUCH TO DO WITH THE DEFENSE BUDGET.
Don't get it twisted, I'm not hating on the fact gays were added to the Federal Hate Crimes statutes...or even touching on the fact that the entire thing was just lip service, and you'll already be charged with multiple felonies regardless...I'm hating on how it was implemented. Defense Authorization Bill? Seriously?
As to your query...I have no idea. I'd guess so, at some point. I'd have to look in to that, and I'm really not in any capacity to look in to anything right now.
Makes about as much sense as the government taking over student loans being part of Obamacare.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thondalar
I don't see it :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Methais
The book pages are the hair of someone's face in her lap?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tgo01
Ohhh now I see it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viekn
Jesus, that must have been a pain in the arse. Shoulda tried to do it on something/some way that it would stick and could be used somehow.Quote:
Originally Posted by Methais
http://deadspin.com/5424415/sitters-...reat-wipe-hope
I don't understand people that stand. Makes no sense, but apparently 50% of people do it. Same with wadding versus folding. Wadding seems like what a child would do.
Nigel Jones hippie jumping a trampoline. Starts around 13:55, lands it at 15:40.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwOoWZkFV_Q
http://i.imgur.com/t8W6UW6.gif
Pretty rad craftsmanship.
https://i.imgur.com/9Mzmlmp.gif
SpaceX to Fly Passengers On Private Trip Around the Moon in 2018
http://www.space.com/35844-elon-musk...ent-today.html
That's one hell of a sight seeing tour.
K Brad is a straight savage. Just watched this happen live during Final Round XX.
https://clips.twitch.tv/ExcitedCredulousSnoodBuddhaBar
Cape Town Cycle Tour cancelled because of high winds!
http://i.imgur.com/X2UBrS3.gif
Home owner turned sprinklers on before leaving to escape Kansas wildfires. Came home to this.
https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net...1b&oe=593004EA
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/commen...efore_leaving/
So, I read comments.... The sprinklers probably did little if anything. The well groomed and maintained yard (green, short grass rather than tall dry grass), the road acting as a firebreak, and the well maintained trees and such are likely what saved the house.
https://cdna.artstation.com/p/assets...jpg?1486684759
This artist is amazing: https://www.artstation.com/artist/kilpatrick
Is that fucking Rick and Morty? Badass.
Dax Shepard is a beast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFU8E0hSqKU
What movie is that!?Quote:
Originally Posted by Methais
Summer School.
Go home and watch Summer School and learn the ways of Chainsaw and Dave.Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
And that guy from NCIS before he was that guy from NCIS.
Oh I'm familiar with Summer School, seen it a bunch of times, just having a brain fart moment.
Are you sure it wasn't a brain shart?Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
Front flip in a monster truck.
https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/sta...59973473566720
When you realize that Actraiser (SNES) put its soundtrack in the wrong game:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7_9Q05SgJQ
I haven't actually watched this yet, but I'm gonna give it the benefit of the doubt and assume it's mindblowing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJO7bcRVPvI
https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net...33&oe=599990C4
That wedding cake though
This is one rad recruitment video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q5R8cNbYJQ
Any of you see this batshitcrazy stuff?
http://imgur.com/gallery/EQtvA
This is research posted from late last year, but still amazing - they managed to regrow some of the optic nerve in mice and restored some vision. Optic nerves, like the spinal cord, can't regenerate on their own, so this is big news for the research on treatment for paralysis and blindness due to optic nerve trauma or glaucoma. Still several years out from clinical application, but good first steps.
http://www.visionaware.org/blog/visi...e-disorders/12
There is also a brain implant/Geordi from Star Trek type visor thing going to clinical trials sometime this year. The other blindness-curing implants have all been retinal implants, which require an intact optic nerve to function. This new bionic eye bypasses the optic nerve and goes right to the brain.
My vision loss is from damaged optic nerves, so this is all awesome - maybe I'll be able to get some limited vision back at some point.
(Though I am kind of squicked out at the thought of getting a brain implant. We'll see.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNNfYU_019s
You seriously don't see him pushing down on the towel, making himself a pound lighter?
:wtf::break: :confused:
That's nuts. I'm glad he made weight, though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
I hope he loses now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fallen
This 'blew your mind'? Really? Blew your mind....Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
It didn't make me smile. Or laugh. It "blew my mind" on how the announcer could be this dumb.Quote:
Originally Posted by MotleyCrew
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...36/416/556.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
A girl was found living among monkeys in an Indian forest. How she got there is a mystery.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...=.89192bbcb9f5
I hope the monkeys find her and mob up and bring her home.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fallen
Everything in here:
http://imgur.com/gallery/TlACS
Cool photos that aren't photoshopped
https://youtu.be/5HCWBaPjcRQQuote:
Originally Posted by Methais
Trump dropped a MOAB on Afghanistan.
http://www.businessinsider.com/us-mo...anistan-2017-4
http://imgur.com/gallery/vFkuf
Dude's entire house is built out of Legos.
Interior and exterior.
No lego toilet? I want my 5 minutes back.Quote:
Originally Posted by Methais
They never said there wasn't one, and they did say the house was fully functional.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wrathbringer
And there's this as a backup:
http://i.imgur.com/gBJdUrJ.jpg
Yeah, I saw the sink, but I wanted to see the toilet with a little lego turd in it or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Methais
Seems like one big gimmick to me..
Is this real life???
Saudi Arabia elected to UN women's rights commission
http://thehill.com/policy/internatio...iF3BhJ.twitter