PC Fantasy Football '14

[SHAFT]

Last season was a definite success. We will be doing this again. If you want in, please send me a PM and get your money in. You will not be in the league until you pay.

-$62.50, or if you don't want to contribute to the start up fee, $50. Optional
-12 people
-Head to head
-CBS Sports
-Snake draft
-PPR

Same rules as last year. I think it went well and it was a fun league. Also, the $12.50 is optional. If you wish to contribute to the league starting fund, I don't mind. I don't mind paying for it. It's up to you guys.

1. Shaft (paid)
2. Willington (paid)
3. Daiyon (paid)
4. WRoss (paid. Also known as the MOTHERFUCKING DEFENDING CHAMPION!)
5. Neimanz (paid)
6. Beldin (paid)
7. Ryku (paid)
8. Lady lightning (paid)
9. Gompers (paid)
10. Ardwen (paid)
11. Nichelas (paid)
12. DoctorUnne (paid)

[Keller]

I must be missing something, but you paid $180 to have CBS host a league?

[SHAFT]

I must be missing something, but you paid $180 to have CBS host a league?

Yes. I like CBS the best.

[SHAFT]

Bump. So far WRoss and me have expressed interest.

[Ryku]

I'm totally in.

[nichelas]

<- In.

[SHAFT]

Oh snap. Someone convince drew and Keller to join, stop being bitches and shit

[nichelas]

Where the hell is Drew anyways? Haven't seen him in bloody ever....

[Willington]

In

[Gompers]

Didn't wross give some of his winnings towards the CBS fantasy fee? Not that it matters on this round... Was that to cover last season?

[SHAFT]

Didn't wross give some of his winnings towards the CBS fantasy fee? Not that it matters on this round... Was that to cover last season?

Not that I recall.

I checked my paypal history and I never got anything. Not that I wanted him to pay for it. I might've even told him not to worry about it, I can't remember.

[Wrathbringer]

Yes. I like CBS the best.

Lol so you make everyone else pay for what you like? Yahoo is free.

[Keller]

Lol so you make everyone else pay for what you like? Yahoo is free.

Exactly. There is zero chance I play in this league on principle alone.

[Merll]

I like the cbs app! let me know if you get this league started.

[SHAFT]

Lol so you make everyone else pay for what you like? Yahoo is free.

Fuck it, I'll cover the fee again. Yahoo and espn fantasy football are both awful.

[SHAFT]

Lol so you make everyone else pay for what you like? Yahoo is free.

You and Keller pony up some dough and let's play. I don't care if I finish 2-12 as long as I beat both of you.

[Keller]

You and Keller pony up some dough and let's play. I don't care if I finish 2-12 as long as I beat both of you.

It is the principle of paying for a league. That's fucked up.

I might consider if the league is an auction league. Like your unwavering affinity for CBS, I cannot stand non-auction drafts. They are imprecise. Market factors, free market, yada yada, etc etc.

[SHAFT]

It is the principle of paying for a league. That's fucked up.

I might consider if the league is an auction league. Like your unwavering affinity for CBS, I cannot stand non-auction drafts. They are imprecise. Market factors, free market, yada yada, etc etc.

Do it.

[Keller]

I will do (i) an snake draft on yahoo or (ii) an auction draft on CBS.

[SHAFT]

I'm capable of compromise. I'm ok with a snake draft on yahoo if everyone else is. Saves me some loot.

[Lady Lightning]

As always I'm in with whatever. Some female has to represent.

[WRoss]

Not that I recall.

I checked my paypal history and I never got anything. Not that I wanted him to pay for it. I might've even told him not to worry about it, I can't remember.

I offered to but you said you didn't want to.

[WRoss]

Also, I really hate auction drafts, so I'll do whatever league is a snake draft.

[SHAFT]

These are the people that have expressed interest so far:

1. ryku
2. neimanz
3. wross
4. ladylightning
5. nichelas
6. willington
7. merll
8. beldin?
9. keller?

I don't mind paying the fee to do a CBS snake draft. I'd rather pay the fee and play in the CBS format than not. I'll leave it up to you all to decide.

[neimanz1]

I heard middian was interested but is a little embarrass by how bad he did last season.Might be coming up with another pc name as we speak

[SHAFT]

I understand if middian doesn't want to play this year. Losing can be embarrassing. That's why Keller is making it so difficult to get him into the league. He's scared of looking bad. I understand, I've been in that spot before.

[Keller]

I'd rather contribute to the CBS fee and do an auction draft. Snake drafts leave entirely too much to luck.

[WRoss]

I'd rather contribute to the CBS fee and not do an auction draft.

As for Middian, the season before last I think I got last or second to last. All you need to do is draft way ahead of where your supposed to and fluke out!

[Lady Lightning]

I think I lost every player on my team last year. This is going to be my year!

[Keller]

WRoss - you ever played in an auction draft?

[SHAFT]

I renewed the CBS league for us.

Keller, if you'd like to start a yahoo auction league, I'm sure people will join. I'll play if you do.

[WRoss]

WRoss - you ever played in an auction draft?

Yup. I did the PC one three and two years ago. I did decent in the first one, bad luck in the next one. I've played in a few others and had mixed success. I just feel that a casual league such as ours, that an auction draft makes things more complicated.

[SHAFT]

Yup. I did the PC one three and two years ago. I did decent in the first one, bad luck in the next one. I've played in a few others and had mixed success. I just feel that a casual league such as ours, that an auction draft makes things more complicated.

I'd like to keep the league from last year alive and intact. I thought it was a complete success. I have no issue if someone else wants to start another league that uses an auction format. I will join and urge everyone else to join.

Also, I'd like to go on record that if it isn't me that wins the PC league, I hope it is LadyLightning. She had horrible luck with injuries last year. Oh, and I hope Neimanz goes 1-13.

[Androidpk]

Can one of you recommend a particularly good website that explains how to play fantasy football?

[SHAFT]

yes. fantasyfootballcalculator.com

Join a draft and read the rules of the draft. You'll figure it out. Or just join our league and we'll teach ya. 4 months of fun for $50.

[Ryku]

I can't wait!

[Daiyon]

sign me up

[SHAFT]

Spots are first come first serve. Send me a PM for the email address for PayPal. Once I have your entry fee, you're in.

Willington is the only one that has paid so far. 10 spots left.

[Lady Lightning]

Also, I'd like to go on record that if it isn't me that wins the PC league, I hope it is LadyLightning. She had horrible luck with injuries last year. Oh, and I hope Neimanz goes 1-13.

Yeah, I thought I had a great shot before that. Thanks! <3

[SHAFT]

Updated the first page. The $12.50 for the league start up is optional. I know Willington paid it, thank you. If you don't wish to contribute the $12.50 then just send $50.

[kookiegod]

Updated the first page. The $12.50 for the league start up is optional. I know Willington paid it, thank you. If you don't wish to contribute the $12.50 then just send $50.

If there is still room, I'm in for it. :)

~Paul

[SHAFT]

Updated the front page. Half way there people! Let's get 12 and I'll generate the draft spots! Finding out your draft spot is like Christmas in July.

[WRoss]

Updated the front page. Half way there people! Let's get 12 and I'll generate the draft spots! Finding out your draft spot is like Christmas in July.

Funny you mention that, my store just put out Christmas stuff.

[SHAFT]

Funny you mention that, my store just put out Christmas stuff.

You see your trophy? Go to the league info page.

[WRoss]

You see your trophy? Go to the league info page.

I don't. Link?

[SHAFT]

Spots are filling up fast. As of Wednesday, we should have 3 left.

[Gompers]

I would like to be here-by known as the 2nd to last place CHAMPION.

[Gompers]

Also, SHAFT...I speak for everyone here...let's try and keep your avatar as tits, or blank - this not being tits thing is confusing us.

[Androidpk]

I would like to be here-by known as the 2nd to last place CHAMPION.

Also known as 1st place behind the worst place.

[Gompers]

1st place before worst place?

[SHAFT]

Also, SHAFT...I speak for everyone here...let's try and keep your avatar as tits, or blank - this not being tits thing is confusing us.

Sorry. I like to switch it up every now and then.

[Gompers]

Sorry. I like to switch it up every now and then.

We are okay with you switching it up - so long as you switch from one set of great tits to another. Anything else is unacceptable. You have a reputation to uphold.

[Androidpk]

1st place before worst place?

Even better.

[WRoss]

Hurry up and pay so I can get first pick and take Arian Foster just to confuse the fuck out of everyone like I did last year with Alshon.

[Gompers]

If I get first pick, i'm grabbing Manziel before anyone else - that guy is going to be better than Peyton was for me last year! 11!!

[SHAFT]

2 spots left! Not only do you get to beat up on Hoy, but ardwen has thrown is hat into the ring!

[Willington]

Just as long as he keeps the 10x QB in his locker.

[Androidpk]

Knowing Hoy he has an entire 10x team stored away in an earring.

[SHAFT]

Just as long as he keeps his 10x QB in his locker.

That's the beauty of this! Draft a better team and kick his ass. He didn't even make the playoffs last year.

[SHAFT]

Pending ladylightnings payment today, we are full. I'll be sending out league invites to all new members and once we're full on the CBS site I'll generate the draft order.

[SHAFT]

We are full. Welcome to the new owners, Ardwen, DoctorUnne, and Daiyon. Once I get their emails, I'll be sending out invites, and once we get them into the league, we'll have our draft positions. Then we decide on a draft date.

[SHAFT]

Sent emails to everyone. Forgot I had a few peoples emails from paypal. If you have any trouble getting into the league please let me know.

I had some trouble with the new site and I ended up deleting everyone and starting over. So even if you were in last year, please click the link and get set up.

[SHAFT]

Okee doke. Draft order is set. Congrats to Daiyon with the #1 pick! So everyone knows this isn't rigged, I got 12.

[Gompers]

Okee doke. Draft order is set. Congrats to Daiyon with the #1 pick! So everyone knows this isn't rigged, I got 12.

At least you get some back to back action. Middle of the draft just like last season.

[SHAFT]

Ohhh yeeeaaahhh, I like that back to back action!

How does everyone feel about Aug 31st 3PM EST for the draft date? That's 4 days before the season starts.

[WRoss]

I won't be available until around 7pm EST on the weekends.

[Willington]

5924:17:14...dam and I thought the season was here!

[Gompers]

How are you guys feeling about the layout of the website? I've already been frustrated multiple times by searching for a player and their data comes up in a pop up window, but the bar with the 'X' button is hidden to where i can't scroll back up to it.

It's like they tried to go all "simple UI" but didn't test it out thoroughly.

[SHAFT]

I'm not happy with it either. I didn't really explore the site until last night. It was fairly painful setting everything up. I did like the old layout better, but I'm sure I'll get the hang of the new setup.

[SHAFT]

Seems like September 2nd at 8pm est is a good day for the draft. I'll set that date up.

[neimanz1]

hmm if we do weekday could we do 9pm instead. I am not sure i could make it at 8pm

[SHAFT]

hmm if we do weekday could we do 9pm instead. I am not sure i could make it at 8pm

We didn't have any objections to 8, I don't see why 9 would be an issue.

[WRoss]

9pm is even better for me. Gives me time to do stuff after work.

[DoctorUnne]

9pm better for me too, but can make 8pm work

[WRoss]

So who is who in this league? I am the Naperville Narwhals. Also, I'm pretty sure this will be the 4th year in a row that George and I are in the same division.

[SHAFT]

Any interest in a brand new dynasty league? Was thinking 10-12 teams, PPR, no IDP.

If anyone is unfamiliar with dynasty leagues, you keep players forever. So if you draft Peyton manning, you can keep him for the rest of his career. Peyton manning is a 1st-3rd rounder in regular leagues, in dynasty he might not go until round 10.

Next year we'd only draft rookies.

[Willington]

Yep and we play the first game of the season again.

[SHAFT]

Anyone interested in a $175 buy in, 12 teamer, CBS, 1 PPR? League has been around for 7 years. Really good people involved.

[WRoss]

Any interest in a brand new dynasty league? Was thinking 10-12 teams, PPR, no IDP.

If anyone is unfamiliar with dynasty leagues, you keep players forever. So if you draft Peyton manning, you can keep him for the rest of his career. Peyton manning is a 1st-3rd rounder in regular leagues, in dynasty he might not go until round 10.

Next year we'd only draft rookies.

I've never done dynasty, only keepers, where in order to keep someone, you have to give up a draft spot to spots up from where you drafted them. For example, I took Jeffrey in the 11th last year, so I could give up 9 this year, 7 next year, 5th the year after, so on and so forth.

[SHAFT]

I've never done dynasty, only keepers, where in order to keep someone, you have to give up a draft spot to spots up from where you drafted them. For example, I took Jeffrey in the 11th last year, so I could give up 9 this year, 7 next year, 5th the year after, so on and so forth.

I ended up joining one. 16 team dynasty w/IDP's. 40 man rosters. Pretty crazy.

[SHAFT]

I took over commissioner duties in another league I play in and we have some spots open. Really great scoring system that allows for some crazy point totals. For instance, I had Josh Gordon and Calvin Johnson last year. Gordon had multiple 80 point games and Calvin went off for over a 100 one week.

If anyone wants in please let me know. First come first serve. I think we have 6 spots open.

-CBS, snake draft
-1 PPR, 12 Teams, 3 Divisions of 4, top 2 from each division make playoffs
-Large bonuses for big plays, 200+ yards, 10+ catches, etc
-$100 buy in

1st seed: $100 plus $50 for the bye in playoffs
2nd seed: $65 plus $50 for the bye in playoffs
3rd seed: $50
4th seed: $40
High score for the week (period): $15 X 13 Weeks $195
1st round playoff win: $50 (two teams $100 total)
2nd round playoff win: $50 (two teams $100 total)
championship win: $300

Purse=$1050 (after league fees)

[SHAFT]

So far hoy is the only person to join the new league. Much disappoint.

[Latrinsorm]

I was going to join but LeBron said we should take our talents to the 234.

[neimanz1]

WTF? how the hell did daiyon get the first overall pick in both leagues???

[SHAFT]

WTF? how the hell did daiyon get the first overall pick in both leagues???

Magic apparently. He's a real life wizard it seems.

[SHAFT]

Who wants to draft today??? I say we draft right fucking now!

[Gompers]

Who wants to draft today??? I say we draft right fucking now!

Speaking of draft times, when we doin this again - just so I can clear my schedule with my wife and two kids....

[Lady Lightning]

Next Tuesday at 8 EST.

[neimanz1]

wait i thought it was 9 est?

[SHAFT]

If you go to the league homepage it tells you everything you need to know.

Looks like it is 9pm next week. If I told anyone another time I apologize.

[Lady Lightning]

Looks like it is 9pm next week. If I told anyone another time I apologize.
Forgiven!

[WRoss]

So, if the actual draft is going like my mock drafts, I might have an issue. Half of the time, the draft room doesn't load and I have to restart my computer to get it to load. Any idea how early I can load the room so that if I need to do this, I have time to do it?

[SHAFT]

So, if the actual draft is going like my mock drafts, I might have an issue. Half of the time, the draft room doesn't load and I have to restart my computer to get it to load. Any idea how early I can load the room so that if I need to do this, I have time to do it?

I don't. I'm sure if you left it open it would be fine. Also, adjust your rankings if you think you can't make it or if you think you'll have draft room issues.

Wross, the cbssports app for apple products has a really nice draft room. If you'll be mobile during our draft I recommend it.

[Ryku]

We just did an online draft last night using the CBS website. It was great, half the league was at my place and the other half was remote and logged in to the "draft room". You can log in as early as you want and just leave it.

[nichelas]

I drafted last night as well - we had 4/5 people together and the rest of us remotely. Using the CBS app on my phone I was able to draft the first 5 rounds while putting the kids to bed.

And no, my wife does not understand that the fact that a football draft is an actual event that I need to attend timely.

And amazingly my only true screw up was drafting Roddy White in the 8th round (picked Julio Jones in the second round which I completely forgot about). The last thing I ever thought I would become is a Falcons fan, but that's where I am.

[WRoss]

I'll be using a PC. I'll try my android tablet to see if this can help. Worst comes to worst, I'll take home an Ipad from work. I'm getting excited, this is my latest draft this year.

[SHAFT]

I drafted last night as well - we had 4/5 people together and the rest of us remotely. Using the CBS app on my phone I was able to draft the first 5 rounds while putting the kids to bed.

And no, my wife does not understand that the fact that a football draft is an actual event that I need to attend timely.

And amazingly my only true screw up was drafting Roddy White in the 8th round (picked Julio Jones in the second round which I completely forgot about). The last thing I ever thought I would become is a Falcons fan, but that's where I am.

Wow, roddy in the 8th? That's not a screw up if it's ppr. If it is, play em both.

[nichelas]

Wow, roddy in the 8th? That's not a screw up if it's ppr. If it is, play em both.

Sadly, no PPR. If it was I would have considered drafting him in the 2/3 rounds. Man is a reception machine. I'll likely end up playing them both any week they are playing even an average defense and just rolling the dice that Ryan doesn't get his ass handed to him.

[Wrathbringer]

Sadly, no PPR. If it was I would have considered drafting him in the 2/3 rounds. Man is a reception machine. I'll likely end up playing them both any week they are playing even an average defense and just rolling the dice that Ryan doesn't get his ass handed to him.

4th RD. Value imo. Nice pick. Gotta be a 10 team league, right? Roddy is good trade bait/Julio insurance for you.

[Gompers]

when the fuck did tuesday get decided on? last time i heard it was the 31st? why cant we do it on a weekend?? i've got class tuesday night until 9:20 pm CST

[SHAFT]

Check the message board on the league site.

Gompers, you agreed to Tuesday night on the league message board 2 months ago. I'm not changing the draft date this soon to the draft.

Again, if you have a smart phone, you can likely draft from your phone.

[SHAFT]

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x176/shaft4783/Mobile%20Uploads/image-12.jpg (http://s184.photobucket.com/user/shaft4783/media/Mobile%20Uploads/image-12.jpg.html)

[Gompers]

Shit! i need to read things before i agree to them. Looks like i'll be in the back of the class on tuesday!

[SHAFT]

Skip that shit yo. Chill at home with some beer and your draft. Sounds a lot better than class.

[Gompers]

I would, but it's a once a week class that is going to be my hardest class of the semester - theory of automata. I'll be there, though - just probably no trash talking

[Willington]

Nothing to see here..No idea why this box popped up.

[Willington]

Looking over the Draft...Julio Jones at 28th..AJ green at 32.Please, let one of them fall to me in the second round...The Order is to RB happy,Vereen at 15? even in other PPR leagues he's 3rd round.

The deeper into the draft I look... Its..its nothing like the order of other Leagues. Gawd this is gonna be a blast.




Edit to add: Just want to thank everyone for the Donation to my "After Fantasy Season Party."

[SHAFT]

What draft are you referring to George? One from last year?

[Willington]

Board's screwy..Mock Drafts don't help b/c no else has a draft Board anywhere near ours.

[Maviur]

Willington was sold.I don't want to use that name anymore.Besides that name came in second last year.


Yes..I will be drafting all homer picks.The first all Steeler team in Fantasy.

[WRoss]

Am I missing something because the countdown says 1 hour 30 to go....

[Ryku]

Sounds right to me

[WRoss]

Check out my new sig

[SHAFT]

Well there you have it folks!

[Ryku]

Good stuff, love how fast it is with you guys!

[nichelas]

nice draft everyone - good luck.

[Maviur]

PC Fantasy League

- 2013 Champion, Naperville Narwhals - WRoss


First Game is always with this guy.

[WRoss]

PC Fantasy League

- 2013 Champion, Naperville Narwhals - WRoss


First Game is always with this guy.

You and I have quite the history in the PC league.

[Keller]

Rumors the NFL and NFLPA may amend drug poilcy, resulting in immediate reinstatement of Josh Gordon and Wes Welker.

I snagged Gordon in all of my leagues for the time being.

[SHAFT]

Im thinking Gordon's will be reduced and welker will be reinstated immediately. Gordon was a multiple offender.

Nm, the new rules would say he didn't fail at all.

[Ryku]

Shit nice move Keller.

[Keller]

In other news, Andre Ellington may be out.

I am playing his owner in my big money league. Just dropped Kenny Britt and picked up Dwyer. I may regret that is Britt has a good week and I can't get him after this week - but for now, I'm all :smug: that this dude has to start Devonta Freeman or Darren McFadden.

[SHAFT]

Dwyer is just so uninspiring. I'm so glad I have no Ellington stock.

[Ryku]

Well that blows. Not the way to start the year. =/

[Gompers]

Rumors the NFL and NFLPA may amend drug poilcy, resulting in immediate reinstatement of Josh Gordon and Wes Welker.

I snagged Gordon in all of my leagues for the time being.


Im thinking Gordon's will be reduced and welker will be reinstated immediately. Gordon was a multiple offender.

Nm, the new rules would say he didn't fail at all.

It was a knee jerk reaction in our league, and i weighed the pros and cons incredibly fast because i honestly thought one of you freaks would have gotten a whiff on the news that i heard.

I think i'll hold onto him for a week or week(s) to see how this plays out - it's just too good to pick someone from the waiver wire of that caliber.

If daylight sees Gordon (not expecting Week 1 playtime) next week, i'm open to trades - my WR class is definitely stout, B+, A- material now. Running backs on the other hand...

[SHAFT]

I probably would've won if I had left the bengals in as my dst instead of the bucs. The bucs vs Derek anderson seemed like a good deal.

[Lady Lightning]

How about this girl?! :blndwhip:

[SHAFT]

Yeah you did well. Ugh, what a bad first week.

[Maviur]

Jeezus..AP is out..Looking to trade AP and Rice.Any offers?

[Gompers]

Jeezus..AP is out..Looking to trade AP and Rice.Any offers?

Round 1 Pick 2...ouch.

[Maviur]

I have the wife beater and now the child abuser on my team.Whats next? Stafford gets drunk and beats up a Lesbian?!?

[SHAFT]

George, if you don't drop Adrian Peterson you're supporting child abuse!

[Gompers]

I don't know what to do with my pot head Gordon 8-10 weeks is a long time on a roster spot

[Maviur]

Guess I support wife beating too. B/c i'm keeping Rice,he will be back.Players Union will make sure he gets the 6 games the Dictator put into law last week.


Edit to add: Fuck..G/f just reminded me Rice isn't even on a team.

[Stabbyrogue]

I have the wife beater and now the child abuser on my team.Whats next? Stafford gets drunk and beats up a Lesbian?!?

There is absolutely no way that Stafford would stand a chance against an actual lesbian in a physical altercation.

[Androidpk]

I don't know what to do with my pot head Gordon 8-10 weeks is a long time on a roster spot

He could get an appeal with the new drug rulings.

[Ardwen]

that is his new ruling

[SHAFT]

I don't know what to do with my pot head Gordon 8-10 weeks is a long time on a roster spot

I dropped him on teams where I had a short bench. Trying to keep him on the bigger benches. Even after the 10 games, who knows how good he'll be or what shape he'll be in. The browns might tell him to stay home too if they're out of contention, and they likely will be.

[Androidpk]

that is his new ruling

Eesh. Still far too harsh of a penalty.

[Gompers]

Anyone care to take a gamble on him via trades? I could use a running back or 4... like you bastards

[Gompers]

Voting to Ban Original Sin...

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/827/226/b98.jpg

[Jace Solo]

Marking new terriotry in Fantasy Football! Drafting for Felonies! From now on all leagues will be given three extra picks to use mid season in the event that one of their current players are suspended or imprisoned for situations outside of the Fantasy Players control.

Boom! Done.

[Maviur]

If this comes to be true..Ill use the AP pick to grab Calvin from Gompers and Rice to grab her best RB.

[SHAFT]

I've been playing fantasy football for 13 years and I've never seen a start to the season quite like this. With the injuries and suspensions for legal troubles. So many high-end players in bad situations.

[Gompers]

If this comes to be true..Ill use the AP pick to grab Calvin from Gompers and Rice to grab her best RB.

Did you just assume that I'm a woman? Better watch out, or Daddy Gompers is going to grab his switch.

[Maviur]

lol,yes I did..Just get ready to trade AP for Calvin.

[SHAFT]

George, if I don't win this game between you and I, I'm done with fantasy football. Done!

[Gompers]

There are some close games today in the pc league

[WRoss]

Damn, I'm liking all 4 of my RBs right now.

[Gompers]

You know you've had a bad day in fantasy when your kicker has the 2nd most points on your team! GG Unne

[Parkbandit]

Fuck fantasy football. 2 weeks in a row I've had top 3 score... and now I'm 0-2. Great job Garcon and Denver D. Also, a big FUCK YOU Chicago Bears for saying Marshall only has a 25% chance of playing, so I put him on my bench.

A big "FUCK YOU" goes out to Patriot's D, Murray, Rivers and Gates for buring me.

Add on top of that I lost the Last Man Standing league... fuck you Chicago x 200

[Gompers]

Preach it Brother!


http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/fb6/e6a/b9a/resized/clayton-bigsby-meme-generator-if-you-have-hate-in-your-heart-let-it-out-170190.jpg

[Maviur]

AP is back for week 3! Rice with Oakland or Dallas in week 7.Time fades the memory..Did'nt something happen in Ferguson, Missouri a few weeks ago?

[Gompers]

I bet you would have drafted the cop that shot Micheal Brown to your team if you could have!

[Androidpk]

I bet you would have drafted the cop that shot Micheal Brown to your team if you could have!

Shooters are for basketball.

[WRoss]

Darren fucking Sproles. He's this years Alshon.

[SHAFT]

AP is back for week 3! Rice with Oakland or Dallas in week 7.Time fades the memory..Did'nt something happen in Ferguson, Missouri a few weeks ago?

Nope. Suspended indefinitely.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11541346/minnesota-vikings-reverse-decision-suspend-adrian-peterson

Someone just dropped Asiata too...

[Maviur]

Just saw it..Politics and football...Great combo

Edited the swearing out.

[Ardwen]

Sponsors leaving, Peterson and I hope the others doomed. Money talks after all

[Ryku]

Yeah I dropped Asiata before they announced the new suspension. Oh well, he's kind of terrible. Vikings are screwed.

[Gompers]

Is this Thursday night game an actual football game, or are we watching me play madden?

[WRoss]

Atlanta might cover the over.....

They did cover...

[WRoss]

Shaft, grab a kicker and set your line up.

[SHAFT]

I wouldn't sweat my line up wross. This shit is a wrap son.

[Gompers]

I think this is my last year in a CBS fantasy league. The mobile app's servers have gone down every fucking week so far. I was just stuck at a 6 year old's birthday party for 3 hours and couldn't check shit. Fucking garbage.

[JackWhisper]

Gompers at a kid's party thinking about fantasy football.

Starting at 18 seconds.


http://youtu.be/sE5L3WVIGW8?t=18s

[WRoss]

Forgot to check my line up before leaving for work and thought I'd be there early enough to do it. Only to find out our servers are down and I can't swap Foster out. Though, looks like it wouldn't have mattered.

[Gompers]

Guys - can we tone the shit talking down a bit? THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND

[SHAFT]

Ugh, ryku left bernard in and I'm probably still going to lose. I've likely managed myself to a 2-2 record when I could be 4-0. Brutal.

[Lady Lightning]

Guys - can we tone the shit talking down a bit? THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND

I win. Nyah nyah.

[Jeril]

I win. Nyah nyah.

I bet you cheated too!

[Gompers]

I win. Nyah nyah.

http://i.imgur.com/KEvKibg.gif

[Ryku]

Haha here's to being down a RB (and half my team on a bye) and still pulling out a win. TASTE MY PAIN!

[Gompers]

Shaft should just give up. He's probably better off tossing that loser of a team back to the waiver wire and start focusing on one of his other 7 leagues.

[SHAFT]

Other 9 leagues! Get it straight

[SHAFT]

Haha here's to being down a RB (and half my team on a bye) and still pulling out a win. TASTE MY PAIN!

You lucky fucker... Foles killed me, as well as playing Jennings over forsett. Figured there'd be 3 RB's involved in Baltimore. Nope.

[Androidpk]

Cool avatar, bro. Akira is the shit.

[WRoss]

Enough of being "First to Worst". EZSweets, I'm putting you on notice!

[Gompers]

Best of luck with the remainder of the season fellas - I'm out!

https://i.imgur.com/tqzGqEg.gif

[Parkbandit]

I have yet to go a week without at least one of my players getting hurt and not returning.

Fuck you Graham.

Fuck you Jennings.

[Gompers]

Fuck you Calvin Johnson.
just kidding, get better soon... I need you

[SHAFT]

Beating hoy is worth the price of admission.

[WRoss]

Turning down two trades for Foster. What what!

[Maviur]

Always know when its bad when the pets stay away from me.Not the animals problem that they are owned by a MORON. Congrats Hunter.

[Gompers]

Hey rangers:

http://i.imgur.com/jq4TvAh.gif

Sorry for your loss.

http://i.imgur.com/1rTBw2K.gif

[WRoss]

Dear PC,

I am going to win the trophy again. Just giving up will make taking your twopeat virginity so much sweeter.

[SHAFT]

Dear PC,

I am going to win the trophy again. Just giving up will make taking your twopeat virginity so much sweeter.

Considering you're 12th in the power rankings at week 6, it'd be quite the feat.

[Lady Lightning]

7009

[WRoss]

Considering you're 12th in the power rankings at week 6, it'd be quite the feat.

Dat TY Hilton and Foster combo.

[SHAFT]

Hey rangers:

http://i.imgur.com/jq4TvAh.gif

Sorry for your loss.

http://i.imgur.com/1rTBw2K.gif

Yo hey dawg, I heard you like to bench aaron Rodgers?

[SHAFT]

Dat TY Hilton and Foster combo.

I somehow doubt you'll be #12 in the power rankings after this week...

[WRoss]

Holy shit. I don't even know what to say. 423 points in two weeks.

[nichelas]

Always know when its bad when the pets stay away from me.Not the animals problem that they are owned by a MORON. Congrats Hunter.

Pulled down two wins this week - one I might have actually deserved. No F'ing clue who Holmes from Oakland is but I owe that man a beer.

[WRoss]

Rangers, the good news is that you are still in it. SF DST can score like 150 pts.

[SHAFT]

I hope Gompers learned a valuable lesson this week; you don't bench aaron Rodgers!

[Gompers]

Single worst decision I've ever made in FF. I broke two cardinal rules. Don't bench Rodgers and don't believe in Eli. I'm too ashamed to even do the math on whether or not I would have won.

Fuck my logic of arsenal of weapons vs. shitty 2ndary. Was betting on a shootout. Fuck my life.

[Lady Lightning]

How the might have fallen.

Love/hate Torrey Smith. Yay my Ravens, boo me benching him for inconsistency.
Congrats Hoy.

[SHAFT]

Single worst decision I've ever made in FF. I broke two cardinal rules. Don't bench Rodgers and don't believe in Eli. I'm too ashamed to even do the math on whether or not I would have won.

Fuck my logic of arsenal of weapons vs. shitty 2ndary. Was betting on a shootout. Fuck my life.

You'd still be down about 2 points, but you'd have a chance with beckham.

[Gompers]

I just licked my wounds and did the math, you're right ~2 points down - which makes me feel better.

Pardon my ignorance, but whatdya mean about having a chance with beckham?

[JackWhisper]

Gompers wants to bend it with Beckham. Hawt.

[Gompers]

I'll take it in the ass from ODB if he becomes a WR1 this season.

[SHAFT]

You still had beckham playing at the time I wrote that. He would've needed to catch a pass basically for the win if you had started rodgers. But he didn't, so we move along. Gg sir

[Gompers]

Well gg man - Sorry I couldn't make it more interesting. Gotta take a leap of faith sometime in FF.

[Parkbandit]

I actually clapped that Cruz went down last night, preserving the 2nd win for my lame ass team last night.

And I'm a Giants fan :(

[SHAFT]

I'll take it in the ass from ODB if he becomes a WR1 this season.

Considering cruz is out the rest of the year, you may be grabbing the lube...

[Keller]

So question for you folks.

My week 7 opponent has Demaryius Thomas, whom I've been trying to acquire for weeks.

His RBs are Ridley (out), Ingram (out), Jennings (out), K. Davis, Hyde, Reaves, and CJ Anderson.

Do I trade him Branden Oliver and Joique Bell for Demaryius Thomas? I am guaranteed a win this week if I don't. But my team has a true WR1 going forward if I do.

[SHAFT]

Who are your rb's without those 2? ppr? Who are your wr's now?

[Keller]

My roster, non PPR

Peyton
Andre Johnson, Golden Tate, Kelvin Benjamin, Josh Gordon
DeMarco Murray, Joique Bell, Bishop Sankey, Jerrick McKinnon, Andre Williams, Branden Oliver (drafted Adrian, too)
Kelce, Sefarian-Jenkins (dropping him this week for a player TBD)

[Parkbandit]

Why would you better your opponent right before playing him?

Personally, I'd wait. Take the guarantee win.

Next week, Manning will be targeting Welker anyway.

I'd pick up Beckham if he's available.. or Andre Holmes.

[Keller]

Why would you better your opponent right before playing him?

Personally, I'd wait. Take the guarantee win.

Next week, Manning will be targeting Welker anyway.

I'd pick up Beckham if he's available.. or Andre Holmes.

I hear this entirely and is the only reason I am not pulling the trigger immediately.

I think I beat him even if I pull off the trade, but it would be in contest.

Other reasons to wait a week are potential injuries. Right now, with my RB depth, I could survive injuries to any of my RBs, includign Murray, and still feel good about my team.

I really wish Andre Johnson had a good QB.

[SHAFT]

If you can get thomas for bell and Oliver, I'd do it. Oliver's value will drop when Matthews comes back and bell'so will drop when bush comes back next week. Bell and Oliver are both rb2/flex plays. Thomas is a top 3 wr. I'd do it.

Also, maybe try to sell high on Oliver by packaging him with Andre Johnson. I'd rather do that instead. Either way, acquire thomas.

[WRoss]

Woo Hoo! I don't think I'll ever have another FF game like that.

[WRoss]

Anyone on my team is open for trades. You too can score over 200 pts!

[Gompers]

Anyone on my team is open for trades. You too can score over 200 pts!

http://i.imgur.com/SvLSmav.jpg

[Keller]

So I was offered Eddie Lacy and Percy Harvin for Kelvin Benjamin, Bishop Sankey, and Joique Bell.

My roster would be
Peyton
Murray, Lacy, McKinnon, Andre Williams, Branden Oliver
Andre Johnson, Golden Tate, Percy Havin, Josh Gordon
Kelce

Do I take that?

[DoctorUnne]

I wouldn't. I think it's a fairly even trade without Sankey. You'd maybe have a slight edge, but I think it's close. Adding Sankey tips the scales against you IMO

[WRoss]

I'm gonna call it that I dropped the ball. Didn't expect to have to stay late at work. Wanted to start Brady if he was active and maybe LaFelle. We all get a mulligan, right?

[Gompers]

Do you not own a cell phone? Roster changes can be made on an old Nokia flip phone!

[WRoss]

I do, but I had meetings all afternoon starting at around 12 and had a really annoying client that kept me busy.

[SHAFT]

So I was offered Eddie Lacy and Percy Harvin for Kelvin Benjamin, Bishop Sankey, and Joique Bell.

My roster would be
Peyton
Murray, Lacy, McKinnon, Andre Williams, Branden Oliver
Andre Johnson, Golden Tate, Percy Havin, Josh Gordon
Kelce

Do I take that?

At this moment Benjamin is the best player in the trade. Joique bell and lacy aren't all that different. If you feel like gambling on whether lacy starts playing like a top 7 pick you could pull the trigger, but I wouldnt.

Benjamin is being targeted like crazy every week. Harvin isn't even worth rostering in a standard league. I'd rather own a high upside backup RB thdn harvin.

[SHAFT]

Obviously the Seahawks agree with me on harvin cause they traded him to the jets.

[Gompers]

Obviously the Seahawks agree with me on harvin cause they traded him to the jets.

The jets are a fantasy football graveyard this year.

They'll probably use him A LOT more than Seattle has been this year, but since the jets already played, he now essentially has 3 bye weeks.

[Ryku]

Well I had hope he was going to start putting up some serious points with the hawks soon but this is fine. He probably has more potential with the jets, I guess. People here in seattle were WTFing all day though it was pretty funny.

[SHAFT]

Harvin sucks. Always has. He's never had more than 1000 yards, he's injury prone, and he's a drama queen. If he couldn't find a way to stick with the Seahawks of all teams, good luck with the jets.

He was basically shipped out of town before his cancerous ways could infect their golden QB Wilson. The jets and the raiders are 2 teams that would take a guy like him.

[WRoss]

Harvin could have been a great player. Yes, he's injury prone, but he missed his peak years because of cluster head aches. He's a Darren Sproles type role that missed out on some good years when AP was in beast mode that would have freed him up.

[Maviur]

New Rule: No talk of AP!

[Gompers]

I feel like AP pre-calculus gave me a leg up in college courses.

[Warriorbird]

I feel like AP pre-calculus gave me a leg up in college courses.

If kids don't wimp out I think it really helps them.

[Gompers]

If kids don't wimp out I think it really helps them.

Nothing a switch won't fix.

[Gompers]

With the acquisition of Chandler, my team has reached it's true form.

http://i.imgur.com/vKyRj4o.png

May God help you all.

[Keller]

At this moment Benjamin is the best player in the trade. Joique bell and lacy aren't all that different. If you feel like gambling on whether lacy starts playing like a top 7 pick you could pull the trigger, but I wouldnt.

Benjamin is being targeted like crazy every week. Harvin isn't even worth rostering in a standard league. I'd rather own a high upside backup RB thdn harvin.

So I wound up getting Lacy + TY for Andre Williams, Sankey, and Kelvin Benjamin.

Just pulled off a trade of Lacy + Shorts (who I picked up with my free roster spot from the prior trade) for Calvin Johnson.

So I essentially traded Ande Williams, Sankey, and KB for Megatron and TY Hilton.

I am trying to trade Golden Tate for Bradshaw or Ben Tate right now. Even without that move, my roster is vastly improved from the team I drafted, which is remarkable considering I drafted Adrian Peterson.

[SHAFT]

I like it Keller. Love getting Hilton and hopefully megatron comes out of the bye playing well. I've been contemplating making some offers for megatron myself.

[Parkbandit]

So I wound up getting Lacy + TY for Andre Williams, Sankey, and Kelvin Benjamin.



That's a steal for you.

[Keller]

That's a steal for you.

Yup. Calvin's owner is 2-5 and wouldn't keep Calvin (we do auction keepers, and he spent 77 out of 200 on Calvin, so it would cost 85 to keep him), and he wasn't going to win with Calvin on the bench. So Lacy + shorts gives him a shot to win a few games, plus Lacy can be kept for 28 (he was kept this year, so still had a rookie keeper value).

[SHAFT]

George! Sent you some trade offers. Let's get a deal done!

[SHAFT]

I am very disappoint George. I did fail to realize before I made the offers you are a steelers homer, so I assume that has clouded your judgement.

[SHAFT]

Not exactly sure how I feel about that deal george. Putting myself in an awful RB situation...

[Maviur]

A Steeler homer yes. But i'm old and these are not the Steelers I know or enjoy.They suck!..As for the grief about the Trade. When both partied feel they got the better deal,people should back off. I got a stable RB,good D, and average WR. I feel Brown's value is on a downward slope. They lost to a winless TB,Fucking Browns and barley beat Jack...That was the easy part of the schedule.

[Maviur]

Who has Shonn Greene? I wanna trade for him. Felony or GTFO!

[SHAFT]

I might be a genius for the theo riddick call. I started him on a few teams.

[WRoss]

WTF, is Vincent Jackson even playing? I hope to god he gets traded out of Lovie's train wreck.

[SHAFT]

Word on the streets is they want to trade him. They might be using him sparingly so he doesn't get hurt.

[WRoss]

Who cares about Vincent Jackson. Woohooo. 2 200 pt games this season.

[Gompers]

Who cares about Vincent Jackson. Woohooo. 2 200 pt games this season.

thank god you skipped a week with that shit

[WRoss]

So, what happens when I can't field a team in two weeks? Do I just forfeit or can I leave one of my players on bye in a spot and not have an illegal lineup?

Edit: 2 weeks, not next week

[SHAFT]

Why wouldn't you be able to field a team? Forte is the only one on bye, and you can find a replacement for him

[WRoss]

I meant week 10, not next week. I literally have half my team on bye and I'm not going to drop a stud to pick up a replacement.

[SHAFT]

Your lineup is illegal when you have too many people in your starting lineup or on your bench. You can leave in people who are on a bye, you'll just take a zero.

[WRoss]

What's even worse is that it looks like vjax will be a Patriot by that week, losing me another player.

[SHAFT]

Yeah, he could be. If you're the pats, why not go after a guy like v jackson? Line him and lafell up on the outside, send Edelman to the slot, gronk coming off the line? For a 3-4th round pick I think it's worth it. You know what you're getting with him. Plus, they'll need weapons to compete with denver in the playoffs.