PC Fantasy Football '14

[WRoss]

We'll see. I'm happy with my team and think I should be able to sneak into the playoffs. It just depends on which of my team shows up.

[Keller]

I decline an offer of Brandon Marshall + Cody Parkey for TY Hilton, right?

[SHAFT]

Yes. Hilton is in a better situation with a better QB than Marshall right now. If you can get a quality RB or second wr instead of the kicker, it's worth considering however. Ask for more if you want to push it.

[Parkbandit]

Fuck fantasy football this year.

Marshall can go suck a dick.

Cutler can go suck a dick.

Graham can go suck a dick.

Welker can go suck a dick.

Edelman can go suck a dick.

Garcon can go suck a dick.

[SHAFT]

How many teams did you have this year PB?

[Latrinsorm]

More importantly, how many dicks? That's a lot of sucking.

[Androidpk]

More importantly, how many dicks? That's a lot of sucking.

It could be one dick or it could be 6. Depends on if they each get their own or if they share one and pass it around.

[WRoss]

That might be the highest scoring week ever in the PC leagues

[Parkbandit]

How many teams did you have this year PB?

Just the one. We had 3 people drop out of the in person league at the last minute...

My team is absolutely terrible.

[SHAFT]

Just the one. We had 3 people drop out of the in person league at the last minute...

My team is absolutely terrible.

That's why I usually do a few. I went a bit overboard and did 10 this year.

You could still do the daily leagues. Fanduel is pretty popular.

[WRoss]

I picked up Moreno by mistake and immediately went after another RB and the transaction never wennt through. Its still sitting there and the player is available

[Gompers]

I know it's too late to do this year, but what would everyone think about doing a Toilet Bowl playoff schedule next year? Assuming this league continues.

Toilet Bowl playoff would be the bottom four teams playing each other, and the winner gets his/her buy-in back. It helps with non-playoff teams having something to fight for.

[WRoss]

Something is seriously pissing me off about the waiver wire. On Wednesday, first thing in the morning, I put in a request for Moreno for Sproles. After that, two waivers went through with mine still in the queue. Then he gets picked up, so I figure I'll grab drop Moreno to get McFaden and drop Moreno to get Bilal Powell as a backup trade. Well, the waiver for Powell goes through instantly while my McFaden waiver is still sitting in the queue. This is twice this week the waiver has fucked me over and something needs to be done about it

[SHAFT]

Players who are dropped are subject to a 2 day waiting period. If they were not dropped recently, they can be picked up immediately.

[Parkbandit]

Normally here.. I play Wes Welker for a revenge game against his former team... but man... 6 fucking targets over the past 3 games makes this tough. My other option is Pierre "I only do well on your bench" Garcon...

[SHAFT]

I hope you don't think your lead is safe dr unne!

I'm coming, and hell is coming with me you hear?!? Hell is coming with me!

[Warriorbird]

I never really got into fantasy football. But then something changed when I realized, that much like GS, I didn't have to actually play myself!

Have you guys heard of this up and coming team? I hear they drafted a rock solid lineup.

http://i.imgur.com/v1MzMwg.jpg

[SHAFT]

I will be rooting for stat changes that go my way this week. Maybe take a sack away from the Miami dst, give someone a catch...... Le sigh to losing by less than one point. Especially after I talked trash being down by 50+.

[Gompers]

I will be rooting for stat changes that go my way this week. Maybe take a sack away from the Miami dst, give someone a catch...... Le sigh to losing by less than one point. Especially after I talked trash being down by 50+.

What loss were you referring to?

I don't recall you saying something to the tune of:


I hope you don't think your lead is safe dr unne!

I'm coming, and hell is coming with me you hear?!? Hell is coming with me!

It's a God damned shame, Shaft.

http://i.imgur.com/IxKA01P.jpg

[Gompers]

Hell is coming with me!

http://i.imgur.com/UGFmqt9.jpg

[Lady Lightning]

Wow Ross, you kicked my ass. My team looked like the Bad News Bears this week. Congrats.

[Gompers]

Luck played his heart out for your team.

[WRoss]

Just so everyone knows, it looks like I'm going to be unable to access my computer for a while. Any objections to a friend running my team for me?

[WRoss]

Luck played his heart out for your team.

Throwing to my guys. I was a bit worried when he was avoiding them and throwing to others. Good game Kim

[DoctorUnne]

How many teams make the playoffs?

[SHAFT]

How many teams make the playoffs?

6

[DoctorUnne]

nice

[SHAFT]

At this moment the playoff picture is:

1. The Mayhem (Lady Lightning)
2. Infernal Spawn of Evil (Shaft)
3. EZ Sweets (Ryku)
4. Naperville Narwhals (Wross)
5. Settlers of Catanzaro (Gompers)
6. Hearthstone Merchants (Ardwen)

5 teams are currently 4-5 and locked in battle for the 6th spot. Ardwen currently has the lead in points.

[Gompers]

I noticed that the top 2 teams have bye weeks in the playoff bracket? How does that work for scoring? Would points made that week still count towards PF?

[SHAFT]

I noticed that the top 2 teams have bye weeks in the playoff bracket? How does that work for scoring? Would points made that week still count towards PF?

I don't know. At that point it really doesn't mean much. I wouldn't sweat it homes.

[Gompers]

Not sweatin it, cause I won't be top two - just curious. Did you do byes last year?

[SHAFT]

Not sweatin it, cause I won't be top two - just curious. Did you do byes last year?

Good question. However, I can't remember what I had for dinner 3 days ago. Asking me to remember something from last year is an exercise in futility.

[Gompers]

Sounds like our commish is juggling too many leagues this year!

[SHAFT]

Good luck today kim. You're going to need it.... ;)

[SHAFT]

That's what I get for talking shit. Lynch has his best day ever and Palmer gets hurt. Fml

[Gompers]

At least you've got Kyle Orton on your bench!

[SHAFT]

I've won championships with Kyle orton. I'll roll with Kyle orton any day. I picked him up planning on playing him weeks 12 and 16. It appears I might be playing him a bit sooner.

Ryku is up by 13 and ardwen still has Maclin and the Eagles dst rolling against Carolina. As long as he loses I'm ok.

[SHAFT]

Also, someone mentioned they'd take it in the ass if Odell beckham jr turned out to be a wr1. He's a wr1. I wish I had him on more teams.

[Gompers]

I traded him so that I wouldn't have to take it in the ass! He's good talent, but I don't trust Eli Manning anymore. He's too fluky for fantasy - and has the tendency to bring the team down with him. He was a lottery ticket for me, and it paid off with an RB2 and a wide receiver who plays well at home games.

[Lady Lightning]

That's what I get for talking shit. Lynch has his best day ever and Palmer gets hurt. Fml

You never know, maybe I won't score 15 points?

[SHAFT]

I agree. Beckham for cooks and t-rich was a good trade.

[SHAFT]

You never know, maybe I won't score 15 points?

Alshon Jeffrey will probably get you very close. I'm chalking this week up to a loss at this point.

You have a good team. I thought I had the better matchups this week however, especially with luck being on a bye.

[Tisket]

http://i.imgur.com/E63h097.jpg

[Gompers]

Holy shit, what a nail biter between shaft and mayhem

[SHAFT]

Nope, it's over. Nothing like putting up 500 points in 3 weeks and being 1-2. Shades of last year.

[Lady Lightning]

Sorry, buddy!

(sorry, not sorry)

[DoctorUnne]

I noticed that the top 2 teams have bye weeks in the playoff bracket? How does that work for scoring? Would points made that week still count towards PF?

Assuming it's like my other CBS league where six teams make the playoffs, yes the winner of each division will have a first round bye. Points scored during the bye week for those teams would have no impact. Once the playoffs begin, PF becomes irrelevant. It's only used as a regular season tiebreaker.

[SHAFT]

id like to thank ryku and wross for continuing to lose, just as I do.

[Lady Lightning]

What a crap week. Sorry (real sorry)

[Gompers]

Mike Evans carried my team this week. Overall, this week sucked though - lots of injuries and upsets.

[SHAFT]

Mike Evans is incredible. I was worried McCown would drag him down, but he hasn't yet.

This rookie WR class might be the best ever, in terms of first year production. I can't remember a year where the rookie WR's have been this good. Usually you avoid rookie WR's.

[Gompers]

I knew he was good, but I was figuring he'd bloom next season. I mean, he basically made Johnny manziel famous by catching 80% of his "holy shit I better chuck this football in the air" passes.

[Gompers]

http://i.imgur.com/rdhvmqN.jpg

[Gompers]

How does everyone feel about their playoff odds? Feel free to talk shit about it here!

[SHAFT]

Way to go hoy! Great odb trade! Sorry ryku, I'm rooting for yor demise.

[SHAFT]

How does everyone feel about their playoff odds? Feel free to talk shit about it here!

Coming into tonight, given I'm #1 in points, I felt if I got a victory from this week or next, I was in the playoffs. I feel pretty good about Ingram and tucker combining for 4.5+ to seal a win for me.

A win next week will get me a bye in the first round. Ryku is tough however.

Wross is out on a medical leave so I'm setting his lineup and doing waivers. I felt really good not having to put Arian foster in today. I'm sure he'd have outscored steven Jackson.

[Gompers]

I was feeling great before this weekend. Now I'm not so sure. Was thinking the points from Gordon/Evans/Megatron would make up for my shitty RB situation - but it's not looking so hot!

Either way, I enjoyed my 5 win streak while it lasted! GG, Merchants!

[Lady Lightning]

I feel concerned, but honestly proud to have at least clinched a playoff berth. About time!

[Gompers]

You did awesome this season, regardless of the outcome, Mayhem

[SHAFT]

Ryku, you're a nice guy, but im sorry for what is going to happen to you this week. I expect I'll be acoring a lot of points. Maybe you'll still get in if you lose, I'm not sure.

[Gompers]

Mayhem... You're missing out on all them tasty golden tate points!

[SHAFT]

I'm showing her lineup as illegal. Might want to fix that.

[Lady Lightning]

Thanks, I totally panicked when I saw that. I picked up a kicker I didn't want just to satisfy that as the one I wanted was on waivers til Friday. It's a weird mechanic, but I guess since I had him in place they gave it to me.

[WRoss]

Take a month off and my asshat fill in drops Fleener and keeps Cam Newton? Booo. I demand a rematch of the last three or four weeks or whatever it was.

[Ryku]

I have failed.

/cut self

[SHAFT]

Take a month off and my asshat fill in drops Fleener and keeps Cam Newton? Booo. I demand a rematch of the last three or four weeks or whatever it was.

I dropped fleener when the other TE was healthy!

I did choose Witten over fleener though. In my mind at the time, fleener was splitting time and he was a bum. I'm still stunned at his production since Allen got hurt.

The one person you should be angry with is Arian foster. I think you might've beaten me if he had played last week.

[Gompers]

And i tried to trade him blue like 3 separate times through the season. Kind of a good thing to handcuff one of the most injury prone running backs especially with his usage in the beginning of the season!

[SHAFT]

Here is the playoff bracket:

#1 The Mayhem (Bye)
#2 Infernal Spawn of Evil (Bye)

#3 Hearthstone Merchants VS #6 Hoy
#4 Settlers of Catanzaro VS #5 Premium Point Per Reception

[SHAFT]

Hunter curb stomped me in the sunday league. I need a miracle.

[Latrinsorm]

Hunter curb stomped me in the sunday league. I need a miracle.http://i.ytimg.com/vi/FXH69LabyPw/hqdefault.jpg

...or...

http://content6.flixster.com/question/36/58/22/3658228_std.jpg

...?

[SHAFT]

I need 60 from Eddie lacy and roddy white tonight. Really wished I'd have played williams over gore. I might have had a chance then.

[Gompers]

The niners turned south so fast. This year has been crazy.

[Gompers]

Shaft - you really started Manziel on his first career start! You're better than that!

[neimanz1]

Shaft - you really started Manziel on his first career start! You're better than that!

I totally understand why he did it... he wanted to flash the money sign at ardwen

[SHAFT]

I still have a chance to win! Who really thought manziel would be THAT bad? Bennett and Ingram can get 25+.

[Gompers]

Just saying, pretty fucking ballsy to do in the playoffs. My hat's off to you man, I wouldn't have had the lemons for that.

[SHAFT]

The o/u for tonight is 54.5. I feel good about my chances.

[Gompers]

The o/u for tonight is 54.5. I feel good about my chances.

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/18740485/20130106_kkt_aj6_838.0_standard_730.0.jpg

[SHAFT]

Thanks for rubbing it in Gompers, you dick. I started johnny clipboard in another league too. Lost by 7. I'm such a schmuck. I couldn't give a fuck about football from here out. Someone else might have to commission the leagues next year. Fuck me

[Gompers]

You rolled the dice brother, I'm sure he fooled a lot of others. Being a longhorn fan, I've watched him play a lot, and knew without a shadow of a doubt that defensive linemen and linebackers were salivating at the chance to destroy him.

You had a rock solid team all year, but you seemed to have bad luck at qb towards the end.

Personally, I'll be dropping my first 10 picks on running backs next season, because fuck me if I let that shit happen again!

[Ardwen]

I dunno, I have basically had one useful RB all year, its all luck of the draw, got some serious late round steals on WRs and TE

[Gompers]

I was in decent shape with Hillman + one good matchup back, but then Hillman had to be a little bitch and not know how to passblock/get injured. I knew my season was over from there.

[WRoss]

Get Jimmy Clausen while he's hot, Shaft. Cutler is taking up prime bench real estate this weekend.

[Gompers]

Keenum is a sure thing too - he scored like 40 points the first time he started last year!

[Maviur]

Hey,whats the payout for this week game?

[WRoss]

Last year I got 400 for winning

[WRoss]

Actually, I think it was $500

[Maviur]

Think i got 200 for losing.League fee was paid by us all before the season started.Sooo good luck and congrats to both of the first year PC players.

[nichelas]

I say Fuck you AJ. I do it myself.

Grats Daiyon

[Maviur]

Congrats to you Ardwen and your beginner's luck(I mean skill) on winning this year League. 148-128. Next year will be here before we know it. See you guys and gal then.

[Ardwen]

Thanks, I knew running backs were overrated!

[SHAFT]

$450 to winner, $150 to runner up.

PM me your PayPal address and I'll send out the loot. Nice job Ardwen.

[nichelas]

Same go for Sunday Funday Shaft?

We're number 2!! We're number 2!!

[Gompers]

I've been waking up for the last few weeks not completely depressed. For a while I struggled to understand why, and then it hit me - it's nearly that time of the year. When is this season's worth of depression hitting? Have you given up on commishing Shaft, or are you throwing in on 20 teams this season?

[SHAFT]

If I hadn't played Johnny Manziel I would've won the league!!!! You're so lucky I'm an idiot ardwen.

Anyways, I will not be giving up the commish spot. We will be running this again.

10 teams was too much last year. I'll probably do 4 or so this year.

[WRoss]

Count me in, again.

[Gompers]

PC Fantasy Football League - Assemble!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX9reaHLwhk

[Ardwen]

I'll be back to defend my title!

[elcidcannon]

I'll join up if there's an opening.