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NinjasLeadTheWay
05-01-2014, 11:49 AM
If there were a zombie apocalypse in Florida, gun owners would be able to take their weapons with them as they ran screaming from the walking dead, even without a concealed weapons permit, if new legislation is passed.

Senate Bill 296 reportedly would give Florida gun owners the right to carry concealed weapons -- without the proper permit -- during a state of emergency. A hurricane, for instance.

Democratic Sen. Dwight Bullard, an opponent of the bill, imagined other dire straits when he filed this amendment to the bill late Tuesday: "An act relating to the zombie apocalypse."

It was Bullard's way of calling out this bill as "laughable." A crisis, he told the Huffington Post, is "the last instance in which you want someone who is not a concealed permit holder to carry a weapon."

Florida requires that applicants for the license "provide proof of proficiency with a firearm," meaning there's training involved, and a background check to boot.

Bullard isn't the first government official to use zombies to make a point.

The Centers for Disease Control in 2011 came up with the "Zombie Pandemic" survival guide. Turns out the advice for surviving zombies resembles that for living through most disasters: Water, flashlight, extra batteries and cash, first aid kit. A gun, with or without concealed weapon permit, is not on this particular list.


http://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-zombie-apocalypse-florida-bill-20140430,0,2194806.htmlstory#axzz30TnrJzJz

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Tgo01
05-01-2014, 11:57 AM
If non zombies aren't permitted to carry a gun then only zombies will have guns.

Taernath
05-01-2014, 12:05 PM
If non zombies aren't permitted to carry a gun then only zombies will have guns.

Unless they're Romero zombies they won't be shooting back.

Tgo01
05-01-2014, 12:12 PM
Unless they're Romero zombies they won't be shooting back.

Stop judging them and teach them how to operate a gun.

Taernath
05-01-2014, 12:16 PM
Stop judging them and teach them how to operate a gun.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fsmXKbzQ6k

Tgo01
05-01-2014, 12:22 PM
It's kind of hard to root for humanity when humans are so stupid.

Also who wouldn't want to see a cat playing a keyboard every time a human is eaten?

NinjasLeadTheWay
05-01-2014, 12:28 PM
It's a moot point since I doubt that during the zombie apocalypse any laws will be really enforced. But it's still funny.

Whirlin
05-01-2014, 12:30 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAepgZ5iM5k&list=RDMo1BorkW9Do

One of the under appreciated memes of our times.

Taernath
05-01-2014, 12:43 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keyboard_Cat

Wow, 35 references! More than some links posted in the political threads.

*edit* oh, we're in a political thread. :/

Tgo01
05-01-2014, 12:48 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keyboard_Cat

Wow, 35 references! More than some links posted in the political threads.

*edit* oh, we're in a political thread. :/

Great. Thanks, Taernath! There goes our lack of references in political threads streak!

Taernath
05-01-2014, 12:57 PM
Great. Thanks, Taernath! There goes our lack of references in political threads streak!

It's cool, we can still salvage this.

Rhodes would have survived if he was allowed to carry 30 round magazines instead of the 20s he has in the film. Thanks, Reagan.

Latrinsorm
05-01-2014, 03:18 PM
It's cool, we can still salvage this.

Rhodes would have survived if he was allowed to carry 30 round magazines instead of the 20s he has in the film. Thanks, Reagan.Logically a fine for carrying a 30 round magazine means that only the rich will do so, and their extra magazine capacity will trickle down to everyone else. What are you, an ammunition Keynesian?