View Full Version : The Third Rail . . . with kittens!
ClydeR
08-31-2013, 10:54 AM
Metaphor met reality in New York City this week when two kittens were discovered living near the deadly third rail in New York City's subway system in Brooklyn. The subway shut down for two hours while workers attempted to rescue the cats.
Lots of angry commuters.
Just about every New York City mayoral candidate has weighed in on the subject. Some would have let the kittens die, rather than shut down the system. Others, including Anthony Weiner, would have stopped the trains to save the cats.
Read (http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/lhota-wouldn-stopped-subway-kittens-article-1.1442178) all about it.
I would have let the cats fry. How many stray cats are euthanized in New York every day? Totally not worth it.
Whirlin
08-31-2013, 11:28 AM
Those kittens are adorable.
diethx
08-31-2013, 11:42 AM
Oh sweet raptor jesus, those babies are fucking adorable.
stormcrow
08-31-2013, 11:43 AM
Taking some time for humanity in this crazy world is a good thing. Those two are some cute kittens.
Latrinsorm
08-31-2013, 06:03 PM
It wouldn't even be a question to these people if they were white kittens.
Compassion is a beautiful thing. Saying you would fry kittens makes you an evil ugly monster.
Methais
08-31-2013, 07:04 PM
Compassion is a beautiful thing. Saying you would fry kittens makes you an evil ugly monster.
What's your stance on eating dogs?
What's your stance on eating dogs?
I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
diethx
08-31-2013, 08:57 PM
I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
lol, awesome.
Some Rogue
08-31-2013, 09:09 PM
. Others, including Anthony Weiner, would have stopped the trains to save the cats.
Is anyone surprised that he would do anything for some pussy?
Is anyone surprised that he would do anything for some pussy?
Rep you if I could. I was going to try something along those same lines but saw the kittens and shed a tear.
Methais
08-31-2013, 11:37 PM
I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
http://i.imgur.com/lH5ExZq.gif
diethx
09-01-2013, 12:12 AM
http://i.imgur.com/lH5ExZq.gif
http://i500.listal.com/image/1893917/500full.jpg
Tisket
09-01-2013, 01:05 AM
I killed a cat last night. Ran over the little fucker. Not on purpose, it was dark and it was just huddled on the road. Didn't see it until it was too late.
I felt badly but I'd feel worse if it was a dog.
Methais
09-01-2013, 01:48 AM
http://i500.listal.com/image/1893917/500full.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlsPo11Tya0
tyrant-201
09-01-2013, 01:50 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlsPo11Tya0
HAHAHA that's awesome
FlayedAngel
09-01-2013, 05:14 AM
I killed a cat last night. Ran over the little fucker. Not on purpose, it was dark and it was just huddled on the road. Didn't see it until it was too late.
I felt badly but I'd feel worse if it was a dog.
I'm sorry, that's a terrible tragedy but... am I just an awful person that this is the first thing that popped into my head when reading that?
http://youtu.be/EAJo9pAXqfg
Excellent movie, by the way.
Tisket
09-01-2013, 05:28 AM
lmao
FlayedAngel
09-01-2013, 05:34 AM
Seriously... Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is fucking hilarious.
(Spoilers?)
http://youtu.be/vHkSDJmSgqo
diethx
09-01-2013, 12:24 PM
LOL, I need to see that movie.
Tisket
09-01-2013, 12:41 PM
test
New to the internet?
Oh, it's just you, Inspire.
ClydeR
09-01-2013, 08:44 PM
Compassion is a beautiful thing. Saying you would fry kittens makes you an evil ugly monster.
Taking some time for humanity in this crazy world is a good thing. Those two are some cute kittens.
You're selfish. It's better to leave two stray cats in danger than to shut down a city's commuter system, especially when the city is already euthanizing many cats every day because there are too many of them. Stop thinking about your personal feelings and start thinking about other people. This is why I would never vote for either of you for mayor.
4a6c1
09-01-2013, 08:59 PM
Stop thinking about your personal feelings and start thinking about other people.
Down with individualism and up with the commune? You heard it here first, folks. ClydeR is a communist.
ClydeR
09-01-2013, 09:36 PM
Down with individualism and up with the commune? You heard it here first, folks. ClydeR is a communist.
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. That's just basic logic, which Certain People would know if they watched Star Trek. Furthermore, they're just cats. They're so worthless that you can get them for free at animal shelters.
Back in the good old days, they had "cow catchers" on the front of trains. They didn't even stop trains for cows! And cows are much more useful and valuable animals than cats.
Most of the people here secretly agree with me. They're just too shy to admit it. If you disagree with me, then you need to get your priorities straight.
Gelston
09-01-2013, 09:40 PM
So if they don't get adopted and are then euthanized, was it worth it?
And myself, I would have gotten them out. Even though I don't really care about cats.
4a6c1
09-01-2013, 10:05 PM
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. That's just basic logic, which Certain People would know if they watched Star Trek. Furthermore, they're just cats. They're so worthless that you can get them for free at animal shelters.
Your silly federation logic won't work with me as I'm a Klingon. Cats are honorable warriors and deserve our respect. Petaq!
I'm sorry, that's a terrible tragedy but... am I just an awful person that this is the first thing that popped into my head when reading that?
http://youtu.be/EAJo9pAXqfg
Excellent movie, by the way.
Coincidently... or not, it is on HBO tonight. Good flick!
ClydeR
09-02-2013, 09:32 PM
So if they don't get adopted and are then euthanized, was it worth it?
And myself, I would have gotten them out. Even though I don't really care about cats.
These two kitten will be adopted because of their notoriety. That means two other kittens will be put to death. No net cats were saved by inconveniencing thousands of commuters. Yet many of New York's mayoral candidates, mostly the Democrats, said they would repeat the move if elected.
These two kitten will be adopted because of their notoriety. That means two other kittens will be put to death. No net cats were saved by inconveniencing thousands of commuters. Yet many of New York's mayoral candidates, mostly the Democrats, said they would repeat the move if elected.
And yet Manhatten did not explode when they were saved. You must really hate cats.
~Rocktar~
09-02-2013, 09:55 PM
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. That's just basic logic, which Certain People would know if they watched Star Trek. Furthermore, they're just cats. They're so worthless that you can get them for free at animal shelters.
Actually, the needs of the politician to buy political capitol and bow to the weight of public opinion outweigh the needs of everyone else here. I also don't know about shelters in your area, it cost me 50 bucks to adopt my latest cat, that covered his medical exam, neutering and microchip.
Most of the people here secretly agree with me. They're just too shy to admit it. If you disagree with me, then you need to get your priorities straight.
My priorities are straight, I disagree with you and I am not shy. And, guess what, I am pretty damn conservative.
ClydeR
09-12-2013, 11:31 AM
The deeper you look, the stronger the evidence that de Blasio’s victory is an omen of what may become the defining story of America’s next political era: the challenge, to both parties, from the left. It’s a challenge Hillary Clinton should start worrying about now.
More... (http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/09/12/the-rise-of-the-new-new-left.html)
That could explain it. But isn't it more likely that de Blasio's sudden rise was because he was the only Democrat candidate who refused to say that he would have stopped the trains to save those two stray kittens? He shot up in the polls right at that time. It's true.
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