How to talk to a judge.

[AuctionBot2000]

ALL RISE:
Your Honor, I shall stand upon proof of claim of this pending matter.


Are you acting upon your oath of office today?
For the record, this judge is not acting upon their oath of office nor have provided his or her oath of office and this court and any proceedings within are voidable and unlawful.


(If yes)
Good, that means this is a common law court and jurisdiction, and you will be protecting the rights of my person, the flesh and blood body.

(If no)
For the record, this court has not proven jurisdiction.

Notice of motion, to prove jurisdiction.



Judge says, "YOUR NAME."

Your honor, for the record I am making a special appearance today, I do not consent and I waive the benefit. In order to properly introduce myself may I have your name, and the name of the person sitting next to you (court reporter) and the name of the person sitting over there (the pro se cutor).


Judge says, "WHO ARE YOU?"

Your honor, I'm a person as defined by black's law edition. Do you want the legal person or the man?




What does B.A.R. stand for in B.A.R. Association?
I heard is was for British Accreditation Registry. Is that true?

Is that why you ask if they're acting under their Oath of Office?

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Feel free to myth bust as needed.

[Tgo01]

Who knew this saga was a series?

[Gelston]

Well, except that Bar isn't an acronym.

[Tgo01]

I think the best way to talk to a judge is to yell and curse at him/her and threaten him/her with physical injury. I hear judges are easily intimidated and will let you walk free if you do this. Can you try this out AuctionBot and report back to us on your findings?

[AuctionBot2000]

I think the best way to talk to a judge is to yell and curse at him/her and threaten him/her with physical injury. I hear judges are easily intimidated and will let you walk free if you do this. Can you try this out AuctionBot and report back to us on your findings?

I have never been arrested. I got a speeding ticket once but I paid it. :(

I hadn't woken up to the matrix yet.

[EasternBrand]

I think the best way to talk to a judge is to yell and curse at him/her and threaten him/her with physical injury. I hear judges are easily intimidated and will let you walk free if you do this. Can you try this out AuctionBot and report back to us on your findings?

You're not even getting to a judge in a criminal matter unless you first talk to a police officer, right? Can we hear more about how to talk to an officer? I would also like to hear more about aggressively questioning and demanding jurisdictional proof from cops; they're even bigger pushovers than judges, right?

[Gelston]

You don't have to talk to a police officer.

[AuctionBot2000]

If I find legality to these claims it would be interesting to participate in a lawful rebellion and violate a minor statute to test it.

[Latrinsorm]

I once saw with my own eyes a judge take umbrage at Alana de la Garza for offenses real or imagined. I am comfortable in asserting that you, sir or madam, are no Alana de la Garza. Play along to get along.

[AuctionBot2000]

You don't have to talk to a police officer.

100% correct.

Your 5th amendment protects you from Police questioning.

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN A COURT OF LAW

[Latrinsorm]

Although if I may add, I really like the faux etymological beef on prosecutor and pro se... cutor.

[AuctionBot2000]

I once saw with my own eyes a judge take umbrage at Alana de la Garza for offenses real or imagined. I am comfortable in asserting that you, sir or madam, are no Alana de la Garza. Play along to get along.

I don't watch law and order. :(

[Latrinsorm]

Your win for the Elisabeth Röhm seasons (still loved her on Angel), but your loss for Mlle. de la Garza.

[AuctionBot2000]

You're not even getting to a judge in a criminal matter unless you first talk to a police officer, right? Can we hear more about how to talk to an officer? I would also like to hear more about aggressively questioning and demanding jurisdictional proof from cops; they're even bigger pushovers than judges, right?

Ask them for their full name, first and last.

Ask them if they're acting upon their oath of office.

State your claim that you were traveling from point A to point B and that you were not conducting commerce.

[AuctionBot2000]

Your win for the Elisabeth Röhm seasons (still loved her on Angel), but your loss for Mlle. de la Garza.

Are you one of the many lawyers that grace these forums?

[Latrinsorm]

I consider myself a bowyer, a loveyer, that-one-Japanimation-that-ended-in-yer-or-similar...? You know the one I mean. Elbow blades? Beetle car and motorcycle? Masked Rider. I guess that doesn't have anything to do with the -yer suffix, I must be confused.

[Latrinsorm]

Guyver. Guyver was that of whatch I was thinking. I submit myself to shaming.

[AuctionBot2000]

I dislike when people do everything they can to avoid the actual question asked.

It makes it seem like the right questions are being asked if nobody is willing to answer them.

[Warriorbird]

I dislike when people do everything they can to avoid the actual question asked.

It makes it seem like the right questions are being asked if nobody is willing to answer them.

Why are you so lonely?

[Latrinsorm]

As someone who similarly prompts disinterest, I feel honour-bond to inform you that disinterest is not the same as in(dis-?)ability. We are just not that interesting, you and I.

eta: Well, directed at the cyberneticized rabbi (rabbot) (2000), not Warriorbird. Warriorbird is at least slightly interesting.

[Gelston]

Why are you so lonely?

His cat ran away.

[Warriorbird]

As someone who similarly prompts disinterest, I feel honour-bond to inform you that disinterest is not the same as in(dis-?)ability. We are just not that interesting, you and I.

eta: Well, directed at the cyberneticized rabbi (rabbot) (2000), not Warriorbird. Warriorbird is at least slightly interesting.

I want that I was slightly interesting on my tombstone now.

[AuctionBot2000]

Why are you so lonely?

Why does nobody care about liberty and freedom?

[Warriorbird]

Why does nobody care about liberty and freedom?

You just avoided answering a question.

[Latrinsorm]

I want that I was slightly interesting on my tombstone now.At least! Embrace that lack of upper bound!

[AuctionBot2000]

You just avoided answering a question.

I'm not obligated to answer your questions. For the record, my questions are completely voluntary and any co-operative response to any questions asked is appreciated.

[EasternBrand]

I'm not obligated to answer your questions. For the record, my questions are completely voluntary and any co-operative response to any questions asked is appreciated.

WB has not proven his jurisdiction here.

[AuctionBot2000]

WB has not proven his jurisdiction here.

+1

[Latrinsorm]

WB has not proven his jurisdiction here.A white guy from the South? He's at least a county comptroller, come on now.

[Gelston]

Virginia is hardly the south.

[EasternBrand]

A white guy from the South? He's at least a county comptroller, come on now.

There are both comptrollers and incomp. trollers in this thread.

[Warriorbird]

Virginia is hardly the south.

I always love it when people from Louisiana say that stuff. Army of Northern Virginia what now?

[EasternBrand]

There are both comptrollers and incomp. trollers in this thread.


That was kinda stupid.

I disagree, but I guess you'll have to take that up with the pro se cutor. Cf. "Woosh".

[Danzjewla]

Okay yall are kinda funny. But if you do exercise your 5th amendment rights and dont talk with that Police Officer....They will still lock you up for 24 hours and try to prove you did what they think you did even if you didnt do it....and no i have never been arrested and know nothing about procedures or practices of the court. Just had to add my two cents in.

[Tgo01]

Okay yall are kinda funny. But if you do exercise your 5th amendment rights and dont talk with that Police Officer....They will still lock you up for 24 hours and try to prove you did what they think you did even if you didnt do it....and no i have never been arrested and know nothing about procedures or practices of the court. Just had to add my two cents in.

Whoa, your first post in over 5 years. You lurk a lot?

[Danzjewla]

Not really.. Just been gone a long time

[Gelston]

I always love it when people from Louisiana say that stuff. Army of Northern Virginia what now?

Army of Northern Virginia huh?

http://southernpartisan.com/files/2013/04/surrender.jpg

[Warriorbird]

Army of Northern Virginia huh?

http://southernpartisan.com/files/2013/04/surrender.jpg

Kind of lacks a bit of punch when you realize Lee commanded the whole thing.

[Gelston]

Well, sorta. He surrendered the Army of Northern Virginia there, it wasn't a surrender of the entire Confederacy. Infact, Jefferson Davis was on his way to Shreveport, Louisiana when he was captured, which was the new Capital after Richmond fell.

[Warriorbird]

Well, sorta. He surrendered the Army of Northern Virginia there, it wasn't a surrender of the entire Confederacy. Infact, Jefferson Davis was on his way to Shreveport, Louisiana when he was captured, which was the new Capital after Richmond fell.

It's unfortunate y'all don't seem to grasp why suggesting Virginia isn't the South is kind of hilarious to at least half of the state.

[Gelston]

It isn't the South anymore! 150 years ago, it was.

[Warriorbird]

It isn't the South anymore! 150 years ago, it was.

This is ludicrous and usually delivered by people who don't have much of a clue about geography, much less history. It is south of the Mason Dixon line.

[Gelston]

This is ludicrous and usually delivered by people who don't have much of a clue about geography, much less history. It is south of the Mason Dixon line.

It has nothing to do with history, and I know geography pretty well. It is about culture in the US right now. It isn't the South. Hell, you don't even have an SEC team!

To be fair, Texas isn't the South either.

[Tgo01]

Texas is Mexico, right?

[cwolff]

It has nothing to do with history, and I know geography pretty well. It is about culture in the US right now. It isn't the South.

To be fair, Texas isn't the South either.

How do we define US southern culture today if geography not a measure? What are some characteristics that we should look for?

[Gelston]

Texas is Mexico, right?

Texas is just Texas. They are unto themselves.

[Gelston]

How do we define US southern culture today if geography not a measure? What are some characteristics that we should look for?

Ancient values, foods, religion, etc. You can sorta get a feel about a place, well, if you are from the South that is. You can't go off Geography, and you never really could, take Florida for example, I'd only consider the Florida panhandle to be in the South. When I was there we call it LA (Lower Alabama.)

[Warriorbird]

Ancient values, foods, religion, etc. You can sorta get a feel about a place, well, if you are from the South that is. You can't go off Geography, and you never really could, take Florida for example, I'd only consider the Florida panhandle to be in the South. When I was there we call it LA (Lower Alabama.)

While I usually hear it from sorority girls this sure seems funny given as you're from Louisiana. "Oh, we're the real South, nobody else is." You've probably only been to the DC suburbs.

[Gelston]

You've probably only been to the DC suburbs.

Try again!

Also, why so defensive?

[Warriorbird]

Try again!

Also, why so defensive?

So you've been to Fairfax, too! I'm not offended. I just find it deeply entertaining, given where I've grown up. It's like people who claim to be from the state of their county and the country of their state. I guess y'all need something to feel good about.

[Gelston]

I lived in Virginia for about 6 months. I went all over that state.

[Warriorbird]

I lived in Virginia for about 6 months. I went all over that state.

An easy claim. What exactly did your all over consist of?

[tyrant-201]

I've been to Virginia. I'd say the Southern culture there is spotty. I definitely went to a few cities where I was like, damn, if this isn't the South then what is? Lynchburg comes to mind.

[Tgo01]

I lived in Virginia for about 6 months. I went all over that state.

Well you obviously did it wrong. You think WB just argues for no reason?

[Warriorbird]

I've been to Virginia. I'd say the Southern culture there is spotty. I definitely went to a few cities where I was like, damn, if this isn't the South then what is? Lynchburg comes to mind.

Ha ha ha. Yeah. I live about 20 minutes away. I'll admit that you'd have a hard time considering the DC suburb slice "The South." It's only a portion of the state though.


Well you obviously did it wrong. You think WB just argues for no reason?

Not that you'd ever do that. You're above such chicanery.

[Tgo01]

Not that you'd ever do that. You're above such chicanery.

Who you calling a chic?

[Warriorbird]

Who you calling a chic?

All right all right. You're totally a cannery. Are you happy now?

[Gelston]

An easy claim. What exactly did your all over consist of?

To be fair, I live in Quantico, which as you agree atleast, is very Notsouthern. However, I'd regular drive as far as North Carolina and yes, I've been to Lynchburg. There may be vestiges of Southerness in the state, but it is not long for this world. I give the overall state a Minus in the ThisistheSouth category.

[Back]

ALL RISE:
Your Honor, I shall stand upon proof of claim of this pending matter.


Are you acting upon your oath of office today?
For the record, this judge is not acting upon their oath of office nor have provided his or her oath of office and this court and any proceedings within are voidable and unlawful.


(If yes)
Good, that means this is a common law court and jurisdiction, and you will be protecting the rights of my person, the flesh and blood body.

(If no)
For the record, this court has not proven jurisdiction.

Notice of motion, to prove jurisdiction.



Judge says, "YOUR NAME."

Your honor, for the record I am making a special appearance today, I do not consent and I waive the benefit. In order to properly introduce myself may I have your name, and the name of the person sitting next to you (court reporter) and the name of the person sitting over there (the pro se cutor).


Judge says, "WHO ARE YOU?"

Your honor, I'm a person as defined by black's law edition. Do you want the legal person or the man?




What does B.A.R. stand for in B.A.R. Association?
I heard is was for British Accreditation Registry. Is that true?

Is that why you ask if they're acting under their Oath of Office?

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Feel free to myth bust as needed.

Good luck with that.

[Gelston]

Good luck with that.

We have changed to subject of this thread. Stop trying to derail it.

[Warriorbird]

To be fair, I live in Quantico, which as you agree atleast, is very Notsouthern. However, I'd regular drive as far as North Carolina and yes, I've been to Lynchburg. There may be vestiges of Southerness in the state, but it is not long for this world. I give the overall state a Minus in the ThisistheSouth category.

If you just skimmed 95/the coast you wouldn't see too much. It's the equivalent of running down the Texas side of Louisiana from Shreveport and thinking you've seen the state. I blame you living in a decidely NoVA section of the state.


We have changed to subject of this thread. Stop trying to derail it.

Much more entertaining than fake sovereign citizens.

[Gelston]

If you just skimmed 95/the coast you wouldn't see too much. It's the equivalent of running down the Texas side of Louisiana from Shreveport and thinking you've seen the state. I blame you living in a decidely NoVA section of the state.



Much more entertaining than fake sovereign citizens.

Heh, you sorta can see most of Louisiana running down the Texas Border straight to the gulf. Hit a east at the gulf and go to Mississippi you'll get New Orleans too. This state has about three different areas of culture and you'd pretty much hit all of them like that.

[Warriorbird]

Heh, you sorta can see most of Louisiana running down the Texas Border straight to the gulf. Hit a east at the gulf and go to Mississippi you'll get New Orleans too. This state has about three different areas of culture and you'd pretty much hit all of them like that.

I mean more minus Lafayette/Baton Rouge/New Orleans. It'd be like not ever catching the Coast.

[4a6c1]

Lake Charles is where it's at.

[Gelston]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/aa/Shreveport%2C_la.jpg

Shreveport is better!

[Stanley Burrell]

Lake Charles is where it's at.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/aa/Shreveport%2C_la.jpg

Shreveport is better!

Shit just got real.

[Gelston]

Real just got shit.

[RichardCranium]

Lake Charles is where it's at.

No.



http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/aa/Shreveport%2C_la.jpg

Shreveport is better!

Yes.

[AuctionBot2000]

Okay yall are kinda funny. But if you do exercise your 5th amendment rights and dont talk with that Police Officer....They will still lock you up for 24 hours and try to prove you did what they think you did even if you didnt do it....and no i have never been arrested and know nothing about procedures or practices of the court. Just had to add my two cents in.

Write under duress on anything you sign.

[Taernath]

I prefer animated .gifs

[AuctionBot2000]

Good luck with that.

What part is not applicable? Are courts run under Admiralty/Maritime law or common law?

[Latrinsorm]

It isn't the South anymore! 150 years ago, it was.Man, I should have gone this way when we were discussing whether Turkey was part of the Middle East.

[Gelston]

Man, I should have gone this way when we were discussing whether Turkey was part of the Middle East.

It still would be! Most of Turkey has the same culture (not to mention the majority is the same ethnic group) it has had for the last six hundred years.

[Latrinsorm]

Look, I've driven through Turkey (on the information superhighway), and there just isn't the same Middle-Easterness there. I am not afraid to link jpegs of Ataturk if you disagree.

[Warriorbird]

Look, I've driven through Turkey (on the information superhighway), and there just isn't the same Middle-Easterness there. I am not afraid to link jpegs of Ataturk if you disagree.

Okay Lawrence.

http://cman.cx/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/te_lawrence_of_arabia.jpg

[Gelston]

Look, I've driven through Turkey (on the information superhighway), and there just isn't the same Middle-Easterness there. I am not afraid to link jpegs of Ataturk if you disagree.

Heh, most of Turkey is very into the whole Sharia law thing. Constantinople (fuck Istanbul) and the areas very close to it, not so much, but go out east, especially towards the borders of Syria and Iraq and yeah....