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crb
06-18-2013, 08:20 PM
In Maryland a guy working on a stimulus project to weatherize school buildings was arrested when he was seen pointing a caulk gun at a window from the outside. The teacher in the classroom panicked and called the principal who then called 9/11.

Of course I just made that up, but how implausible is it considering that so many public school employees seem to have abdicated their natural ability to reason, the litany...



An eighth-grader in West Virginia was suspended and, astonishingly, arrested after he refused to remove a t-shirt supporting the National Rifle Association returned to school on Monday. The courageous 14-year-old then returned to school wearing exactly the same shirt, which depicts a hunting rifle with the statement “protect your right.” (RELATED: Eighth-grader arrested over NRA shirt returns to school in same shirt)

Officials at an elementary school in small-town Michigan impounded a third-grader boy’s batch of 30 homemade birthday cupcakes because they were adorned with green plastic figurines representing World War Two soldiers. The school principal branded the military-themed cupcakes “insensitive” in light of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting. (RELATED: School confiscates third-grader’s cupcakes topped with toy soldiers)

At Genoa-Kingston Middle School in northeast Illinois, a teacher threatened an eighth-grader with suspension if he did not remove his t-shirt emblazoned with the interlocking rifles insignia of the United States Marines. (RELATED: Junior high teacher tells kid to remove Marines t-shirt or get suspended)

At Park Elementary School in Baltimore, Maryland, a student was suspended for two days because his teacher thought he shaped a strawberry, pre-baked toaster pastry into something resembling a gun. (RELATED: Second-grader suspended for having breakfast pastry shaped like a gun)

At Poston Butte High School in Arizona, a high school freshman was suspended for setting a picture of a gun as the desktop background on his school-issued computer. (RELATED: Freshman suspended for picture of gun)

At D. Newlin Fell School in Philadelphia, school officials reportedly yelled at a student and then searched her in front of her class after she was found with a paper gun her grandfather had made for her. (RELATED: Paper gun causes panic)

In rural Pennsylvania, a kindergarten girl was suspended after she told another girl that she planned to shoot her with a pink Hello Kitty toy gun that bombards targets with soapy bubbles. (RELATED: Kindergartener suspended for making ‘terroristic threat’ with Hello Kitty bubble gun)

At Roscoe R. Nix Elementary School in Maryland, a six-year-old boy was suspended for making the universal kid sign for a gun, pointing at another student and saying “pow.” That boy’s suspension was later lifted and his name cleared. (RELATED: Pow! You’re suspended, kid)



Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2013/05/29/kindergartener-gets-detention-forced-to-apologize-for-lego-gun-the-size-of-a-quarter/#ixzz2WcGvo8Ks

Can we collectively give the Darwin Award to American's public educators?

Someone is finally doing something about it:

http://www.examiner.com/article/md-law-would-force-schools-to-stop-overreacting-to-perceived-violence

My favorite part:



The bill also includes a provision that essentially gives school officials a taste of their own medicine by mandating counseling for teachers and administrators who fail to distinguish between guns and things that resemble guns. Counseling was administered to students at Park Elementary School (the scene of the toaster pastry incident) who were “traumatized by the experience.”

What message does this send our kids? Anything in the shape of a gun is bad, all guns are bad, anything with the word gun in the name is bad? Including such things as caulk guns, glue guns, tape guns, large biceps, heat guns, etc?

Kids aren't stupid, no matter how you feel about gun control you should realize grouping a squirt gun in with an actual gun sends the wrong message. The kid KNOWS the squirt gun is just a toy, and you're being a douche bag adult about it, so maybe they think Dad's handgun is equally as safe. This is exactly like DARE. DARE lied to kids for decades telling them lies about marijuana in efforts to scare them away from trying it. Kids would try it, realize it wasn't as bad as Officer Friendly made it out to be, and maybe think "Well if he lied about marijuana, maybe heroine isn't so bad either." When you undermine your own credibility on an issue how can you teach anything of value?

You're telling me no high school girl takes a blow dryer to school? That various "guns" are never used in shop class? That a pop tart eaten into the shape of Oklahoma is dangerous?

Sometimes I think we should take these people and put them on an island and just see what happens, left to their own devices what sort of society would these retards create.

Back
06-18-2013, 08:25 PM
Given the horrific slaughters our schools have had to endure can you blame teachers for being somewhat cautious?

Androidpk
06-18-2013, 08:35 PM
Big difference between being cautious and being stupid.

crb
06-18-2013, 08:37 PM
Given the horrific slaughters our schools have had to endure can you blame teachers for being somewhat cautious?

I'm sorry, on what earth do you live in where a lego gun the size of a nickle or a pop tart is a deadly weapon?

If the teacher was worried about the child "escalating" ignoring the fact that would be something only a retard would worry about in the case of a 6 year old girl with a hello kitty bubble gun, you wouldn't provoke the kid by suspending him, now would you? You would bring the parents in for some group counseling and see if the kid is okay, wouldn't you? I mean, if you were a responsible educator anyways.

Back
06-18-2013, 08:42 PM
When guns and kids are involved, considering the recent multiple shootings, better stupid than dead.

Warriorbird
06-18-2013, 08:46 PM
The moral to this story is caulk can get you into all sorts of trouble on school grounds.

Androidpk
06-18-2013, 08:48 PM
When guns and kids are involved, considering the recent multiple shootings, better stupid than dead.

And this includes pastries and t-shirts?

Tenlaar
06-18-2013, 08:49 PM
When guns and kids are involved, considering the recent multiple shootings, better stupid than dead.

Apply your "logic" to the kid threatened with suspension for wearing a shirt with a US military branch logo. It's ok to enlist in the marines before you get out of school but not wear a shirt with their logo?

Back
06-18-2013, 08:57 PM
The moral to this story is caulk can get you into all sorts of trouble on school grounds.

Waving your caulk around can get you into all sorts of trouble on school grounds.

Catts
06-18-2013, 09:04 PM
http://www.prettyhandygirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/caulk_gun.jpg


Terrifying!

Latrinsorm
06-18-2013, 09:13 PM
What message does this send our kids?The world is (and humans are) generally screwed up and dangerous. The only thing that gives you a fighting chance is eternal vigilance. You could say it is the tax on freedom, or the cost, or the fee... I know there's a better synonym here, it's on the tip of my tongue... nope, I've lost it.

Back
06-18-2013, 09:15 PM
You chose a fairly innocuous example. What if you saw someone waving one of these around a schoolyard?

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT3smBDjGhgT2t2LaPSqV0fDYJdrY94U zcAbOUikZoYYpoBfa0owg https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT5C_OLZG_5ECNY1qvzPFgr-rRp2b_renkxx3iP9puY-pADXDn8 https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSfELyhi0YJMVuoVK4ZRuOpPkw9GsFDu 8fe9aPLLmqTjmtVc53uuA https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRUL11SRtJqW2SOElvxbt35uToVIg4W6 jljpcP4JMEgA-Wu1wCU

Androidpk
06-18-2013, 09:18 PM
They aren't innocuous examples, they are real ones.

Drew
06-18-2013, 09:26 PM
Kids would try it, realize it wasn't as bad as Officer Friendly made it out to be, and maybe think "Well if he lied about marijuana, maybe heroine isn't so bad either."



I get so much mileage out of this image:

https://imageshack.us/a/img401/5636/officek.jpg

Warriorbird
06-18-2013, 09:28 PM
It's funny. Teaching in the South we've only ever had actual guns.

Back
06-18-2013, 09:29 PM
So let me see if I understand the point of this thread.

School staff are very sensitive to gun violence given the recent shootings and have been reacting negatively to anything even remotely gun related on their school grounds and you guys think they are idiots?

Does that sum it up? If so thats really fucked up, man. Really fucked up to denigrate the people who educate and watch over our children every day in the face of the dangers that are out there. Instead of trying to come up with ways to deal with the gun violence in this country you guys are laughing at a bunch of scared shitless wardens of our children.

Merala
06-18-2013, 09:39 PM
I never thought this day would come. I actually agree with CRB on something. Especially the part where instead of panic, they should have sat down with the child and parents to have a dialogue.

Wow.

Catts
06-18-2013, 09:42 PM
Most caulk guns I see are like the ones I posted, and if I saw a guy with the type Back posted, I'd still recognize a caulk gun...although I don't often see your average contractor carrying around a pneumatic lol.

Parkbandit
06-18-2013, 09:48 PM
You chose a fairly innocuous example. What if you saw someone waving one of these around a schoolyard?

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT3smBDjGhgT2t2LaPSqV0fDYJdrY94U zcAbOUikZoYYpoBfa0owg https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT5C_OLZG_5ECNY1qvzPFgr-rRp2b_renkxx3iP9puY-pADXDn8 https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSfELyhi0YJMVuoVK4ZRuOpPkw9GsFDu 8fe9aPLLmqTjmtVc53uuA https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRUL11SRtJqW2SOElvxbt35uToVIg4W6 jljpcP4JMEgA-Wu1wCU

LOL... you've never actually used a caulk gun before.. have you?

Latrinsorm
06-18-2013, 09:49 PM
They aren't innocuous examples, they are real ones.Are we arguing what counts as a real example of a facetious hypothetical?

Tgo01
06-18-2013, 09:50 PM
LOL... you've never actually used a caulk gun before.. have you?

Are you questioning Back's experience with handling caulk?

Back
06-18-2013, 09:52 PM
I think it is a perfectly valid response if a teacher saw someone they did not know with a loaded caulking gun at a distance like from a second story window to a parking lot considering the recent tragedies.

Tenlaar
06-18-2013, 10:05 PM
Well if the caulk gun is loaded it's entirely different!

Bobmuhthol
06-18-2013, 10:14 PM
I think it is a perfectly valid response if a teacher saw someone they did not know with a loaded caulking gun at a distance like from a second story window to a parking lot considering the recent tragedies.Yeah...

You'd get along fabulously with the girl who came out of her room when I was working in a building, asked me what I was doing (I was installing an emergency phone), and then went back into her room and called the police. Like, what the fuck?

Tgo01
06-18-2013, 10:15 PM
Yeah...

You'd get along fabulously with the girl who came out of her room when I was working in a building, asked me what I was doing (I was installing an emergency phone), and then went back into her room and called the police. Like, what the fuck?

Were you holding a caulk gun?

Catts
06-18-2013, 10:15 PM
I think it is a perfectly valid response if a teacher saw someone they did not know with a loaded caulking gun at a distance like from a second story window to a parking lot considering the recent tragedies.

I mean yeah, i get why it was done, and I'm sure it wasn't a big deal....crb's just tying it into his own larger rant

Archigeek
06-18-2013, 10:34 PM
They make as much as doctors, you'd think they'd be smarter.

crb
06-18-2013, 10:41 PM
So let me see if I understand the point of this thread.

School staff are very sensitive to gun violence given the recent shootings and have been reacting negatively to anything even remotely gun related on their school grounds and you guys think they are idiots?

Does that sum it up? If so thats really fucked up, man. Really fucked up to denigrate the people who educate and watch over our children every day in the face of the dangers that are out there. Instead of trying to come up with ways to deal with the gun violence in this country you guys are laughing at a bunch of scared shitless wardens of our children.

In one of these cases a 5 year old (or there abouts) was taken to the principal's office and interrogated for 2 hours without parental notification until the kid peed his pants.

In that example who should be arrested, who was traumatized?

Any "warden of our children" who is scared shitless of a lego gun that can sit on your thumbnail should be dragged out of the school and straight into a mental institution for the criminally hysterical.

You are incorrect, I'm not laughing at these people. I think they should be fired, be banned from every working with kids again, and in the case where their likely politically motivated faux hysteria caused mental trauma to any of the children they should be held to account civilly and if at all possible criminally. These people have lost all perspective on reality and have no business anywhere near a school.

crb
06-18-2013, 10:43 PM
I think it is a perfectly valid response if a teacher saw someone they did not know with a loaded caulking gun at a distance like from a second story window to a parking lot considering the recent tragedies.


http://img4-1.realsimple.timeinc.net/images/beauty-fashion/hair/0504/blow-dry-hair_300.jpg

CALL THE POLICE. THAT GIRL IS SUICIDAL!

Tgo01
06-18-2013, 10:51 PM
http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/10c/5/AAAAAsMNBvIAAAAAAQxeHQ.jpg?v=1213042870000

Androidpk
06-18-2013, 10:55 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/ostz5y.jpg

Warriorbird
06-18-2013, 11:11 PM
They make as much as doctors, you'd think they'd be smarter.

Hilarious.

Methais
06-18-2013, 11:30 PM
Well if the caulk gun is loaded it's entirely different!

People are killed every day by unloaded caulk guns.

Backlash, wtf dude, this is too far even for you.


School staff are very sensitive to gun violence given the recent shootings and have been reacting negatively to anything even remotely gun related on their school grounds and you guys think they are idiots?

http://www.sott.net/image/image/s6/133475/full/pastry_gun.jpg

I'd like to hear you explain away that idiocy.

Androidpk
06-18-2013, 11:33 PM
Don't forget what this malicious little 6 year old did

http://www.thecommentator.com/article/2373/boy_suspended_for_making_gun_sign_with_hand_no_rea lly

Back
06-18-2013, 11:35 PM
In one of these cases a 5 year old (or there abouts) was taken to the principal's office and interrogated for 2 hours without parental notification until the kid peed his pants.

In that example who should be arrested, who was traumatized?

Any "warden of our children" who is scared shitless of a lego gun that can sit on your thumbnail should be dragged out of the school and straight into a mental institution for the criminally hysterical.

You are incorrect, I'm not laughing at these people. I think they should be fired, be banned from every working with kids again, and in the case where their likely politically motivated faux hysteria caused mental trauma to any of the children they should be held to account civilly and if at all possible criminally. These people have lost all perspective on reality and have no business anywhere near a school.

Likely politically motived faux hysteria? Dude, 20 kids were gunned down in cold blood just recently. Schools seem to be targets for the sociopaths in our society. Lost perspective on reality? I think you have.

Look, I'll dial it back a little bit. While I sympathize with our teachers I can see how some of those responses were a little over board. But in our current climate I think being overly cautious is better than ignoring the issue of gun violence.

What strikes me as unusual is your approval of government involvement in the issue. When it comes to gun laws you don't want the government encroaching on your rights but you are fully willing to create legislation to throw the book at teachers who may be overly cautious?

Back
06-18-2013, 11:41 PM
http://www.sott.net/image/image/s6/133475/full/pastry_gun.jpg

I'd like to hear you explain away that idiocy.

Well, first of all this is a major fail because it looks like a brown sugar cinnamon Pop-Tart. For realism he should have used a chocolate marshmallow to resemble the shiny black steel of a weapon. Second it was poorly executed. I mean, where is the trigger? The hammer? A sight? Come on. So, yes, this was a poor facsimile.

Plus everyone knows blueberry is best, lightly toasted, with a light coat of butter.

AnticorRifling
06-19-2013, 08:42 AM
Can we collectively give the Darwin Award to American's public educators?



American's public educators?

Not America's, not American, but American's....perfect.

AnticorRifling
06-19-2013, 08:46 AM
Well, first of all this is a major fail because it looks like a brown sugar cinnamon Pop-Tart. For realism he should have used a chocolate marshmallow to resemble the shiny black steel of a weapon. Second it was poorly executed. I mean, where is the trigger? The hammer? A sight? Come on. So, yes, this was a poor facsimile.

Plus everyone knows blueberry is best, lightly toasted, with a light coat of butter.
Things wrong with the quoted post:

Not recognizing that brown sugar cinnamon Pop-Tarts are the best.
Thinking that blueberry is Pop-Tarts are a valid flavor and not just some abomination.
Thinking that blueberry Pop-Tarts are best.
Putting butter on a Pop-Tart; the only thing a Pop-Tart needs on top of it is another Pop-Tart.

Sylvan Dreams
06-19-2013, 09:19 AM
Things wrong with the quoted post:

Not recognizing that brown sugar cinnamon Pop-Tarts are the best.
Thinking that blueberry is Pop-Tarts are a valid flavor and not just some abomination.
Thinking that blueberry Pop-Tarts are best.
Putting butter on a Pop-Tart; the only thing a Pop-Tart needs on top of it is another Pop-Tart.


With ice cream in the middle.
http://m.herald-review.com/blogs/decaturade/eating-badly-hardee-s-pop-tart-ice-cream-sandwich/article_29cb16b2-b3a5-11e2-a1df-001a4bcf887a.html?mobile_touch=true

crb
06-19-2013, 10:39 AM
Likely politically motived faux hysteria? Dude, 20 kids were gunned down in cold blood just recently. Schools seem to be targets for the sociopaths in our society. Lost perspective on reality? I think you have.

Look, I'll dial it back a little bit. While I sympathize with our teachers I can see how some of those responses were a little over board. But in our current climate I think being overly cautious is better than ignoring the issue of gun violence.

What strikes me as unusual is your approval of government involvement in the issue. When it comes to gun laws you don't want the government encroaching on your rights but you are fully willing to create legislation to throw the book at teachers who may be overly cautious?

You know these teachers are government employees in a government institution? Punishing a kid for a pop tart is an example of government overreach, passing a law stopping that is a solution, not additional government overreach.

Then again, why do I bother trying to engage you with logic, you're afraid of a loaded caulk gun.

crb
06-19-2013, 10:41 AM
American's public educators?

Not America's, not American, but American's....perfect.

Okay thank you internet forum typo nazi. Correcting typos on a casual internet forum is the second lowest form of human communication, losing out only to correcting typos on twitter.

AnticorRifling
06-19-2013, 10:58 AM
Okay thank you internet forum typo nazi. Correcting typos on a casual internet forum is the second lowest form of human communication, losing out only to correcting typos on twitter.

Awww someone is all a butt hurt.

AnticorRifling
06-19-2013, 11:02 AM
A gun tshirt is the same thing as a grown man outside the window with something that, at a glance, could, potentially, look like a firearm (unless we're assuming the only type of caulk guns ever used are manual and blue) especially to someone working in an environment similar to the one that just got shot up. These are very much the same thing.


Parents are going to bitch regardless of what is or is not done as long as they aren't the one's being looked to as responsible for their children. Expressing your opinion is not an excuse to be an insensitive douche (IE wearing a firearm shirt to school). I am a huge supporter of firearms but I don't wear a one shot one kill shirt into an elementary school.

crb
06-19-2013, 11:38 AM
Awww someone is all a butt hurt.

You're not very good at interpreting the feelings of others. If someone stoops to correcting typos I don't feel butthurt, I feel glorious, I feel as if I've vanquished them with my irrefutable logic because all they've managed to come back with is a typo. I also sometimes feel a little guilty, like as if I suddenly realized I was picking on a child or a small animal, there is no sport in such arguments.

Tgo01
06-19-2013, 11:44 AM
You're not very good at interpreting the feelings of others. If someone stoops to correcting typos I don't feel butthurt, I feel glorious, I feel as if I've vanquished them with my irrefutable logic because all they've managed to come back with is a typo. I also sometimes feel a little guilty, like as if I suddenly realized I was picking on a child or a small animal, there is no sport in such arguments.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3631567104/hFB74E8F8/

Candor
06-19-2013, 12:04 PM
So let me see if I understand the point of this thread.

School staff are very sensitive to gun violence given the recent shootings and have been reacting negatively to anything even remotely gun related on their school grounds and you guys think they are idiots?

Does that sum it up? If so thats really fucked up, man. Really fucked up to denigrate the people who educate and watch over our children every day in the face of the dangers that are out there. Instead of trying to come up with ways to deal with the gun violence in this country you guys are laughing at a bunch of scared shitless wardens of our children.

Yes. I think suspending a child because he wears a shirt with the insignia of the US Marines is completely, totally, absolutely, STUPID. I don't think such a teacher should even be a teacher.

Is that clear enough, Back?

Back
06-19-2013, 12:51 PM
Yes. I think suspending a child because he wears a shirt with the insignia of the US Marines is completely, totally, absolutely, STUPID. I don't think such a teacher should even be a teacher.

Is that clear enough, Back?

I just think we need to have a little more sympathy for our children's first line of defense against AR-15 wielding maniacs. But thats just me.

Latrinsorm
06-19-2013, 02:28 PM
Plus everyone knows blueberry is best, lightly toasted, with a light coat of butter.Like Anticor my first thought is "DIRTY HIPPY" because blueberry, but putting BUTTER on POP-TARTS? That's radically GOP, now I don't even know what's going on.

AnticorRifling
06-19-2013, 03:04 PM
Yes. I think suspending a child because he wears a shirt with the insignia of the US Marines is completely, totally, absolutely, STUPID. I don't think such a teacher should even be a teacher.

Is that clear enough, Back?

Where did that happen? Or are you taking the crb train to wild assumptions of what if based on someone getting suspended not wearing what you describe?

AnticorRifling
06-19-2013, 03:06 PM
I just think we need to have a little more sympathy for our children's first line of defense against AR-15 wielding maniacs. But thats just me.

Sympathy is not a free pass to do wildly stupid shit however.

Some of these examples are ok, some are wild and, well, stupid. They need to be evaluated on a case by case basis and either corrected or encouraged accordingly. Poptart gun (with our without your heathen butter) is stupid, finger gun is stupid, tshirt is stupid, a caulk gun outside the window being held by a stranger that's probably not an overreaction as a first reaction.

AnticorRifling
06-19-2013, 03:10 PM
You're not very good at interpreting the feelings of others. If someone stoops to correcting typos I don't feel butthurt, I feel glorious, I feel as if I've vanquished them with my irrefutable logic because all they've managed to come back with is a typo. I also sometimes feel a little guilty, like as if I suddenly realized I was picking on a child or a small animal, there is no sport in such arguments.

Aww someone got shown they weren't God's gift to the internet and it hurt them. I'm sorry. Sweet irrefutable logic with that tshirt to caulk gun leap by the way.

Candor
06-19-2013, 04:12 PM
Where did that happen? Or are you taking the crb train to wild assumptions of what if based on someone getting suspended not wearing what you describe?

It was the threat of a suspension - close enough. Here's a link to a description of the incident:

http://dailycaller.com/2013/02/27/junior-high-teacher-tells-kid-to-remove-marines-t-shirt-or-get-suspended/

Latrinsorm
06-19-2013, 04:19 PM
Threats are identical to the act? Talk about your hysterical liberals.

Candor
06-19-2013, 04:25 PM
If the kid had not turned his shirt inside-out, he would have been suspended. That is beyond ridiculous.

If your child wore a gay pride shirt to school, and he was told remove it or be suspended, I expect your reaction would be different.

AnticorRifling
06-19-2013, 04:25 PM
It was the threat of a suspension - close enough. Here's a link to a description of the incident:

http://dailycaller.com/2013/02/27/junior-high-teacher-tells-kid-to-remove-marines-t-shirt-or-get-suspended/

If I'm reading that correctly the shirt didn't have a Marine Corps logo on it and it was a threat of suspension....still stupid, but not accurate.

Latrinsorm
06-19-2013, 04:27 PM
If the kid had not turned his shirt inside-out, he would have been suspended. That is beyond ridiculous.

If your child wore a gay pride shirt to school, and he was told remove it or be suspended, I expect your reaction would be different.Another page from the libtard playbook: "you would disagree with this if it were the other way around!!!!!!!!11111111"

Liberals gonna lib, I guess.

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AnticorRifling
06-19-2013, 04:29 PM
These are examples of stupidity, I agree. But I don't think that these are close to the majority. Do you?

tyrant-201
06-19-2013, 04:29 PM
Love how liberal is thrown around as an insult. I'm neither liberal or conservative, I don't subscribe to the bullshit of American politics. But it reminds me of children throwing around insignificant insults on the playground.

Doo-doo head!

AnticorRifling
06-19-2013, 04:31 PM
Love how liberal is thrown around as an insult. I'm neither liberal or conservative, I don't subscribe to the bullshit of American politics. But it reminds me of children throwing around insignificant insults on the playground.

Doo-doo head!

Both sides use the others moniker as an insult.... You've been around the boards long enough to know that.

Latrinsorm
06-19-2013, 04:32 PM
Oh I'm so sorry you're a poor defenseless crybaby victim, which is exactly what it means when anyone ever correctly identifies an insult, regardless of the actual emotional content of their posts.

B-B-B--BBLAME BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tyrant-201
06-19-2013, 04:33 PM
Both sides use the others moniker as an insult.... You've been around the boards long enough to know that.

Oh, I know. All of it annoys me. Just ranting.

Androidpk
06-19-2013, 04:33 PM
Both sides use the others moniker as an insult.... You've been around the boards long enough to know that.

This. Liberal, teabagger, ect.

Candor
06-19-2013, 04:33 PM
Love how liberal is thrown around as an insult. I'm neither liberal or conservative, I don't subscribe to the bullshit of American politics. But it reminds me of children throwing around insignificant insults on the playground.

Doo-doo head!

Conservative insults get thrown around as well. It just depends where you are/who you are talking to.

AnticorRifling
06-19-2013, 04:34 PM
Work with the individual teachers, remove them if corrective action doesn't work but to say ALL TEACHERS IS TEH STUPID LOOK AT THESE ONE OR TWO EXAMPLES is laughable.

Latrin I need some stats quick. How many kids go to school every day, of those how many don't make the news for shit like this, of those how many wore certain colors, pictures, and or fabrics.

Go.

tyrant-201
06-19-2013, 04:34 PM
This. Liberal, teabagger, ect.

I just find it incredible that after all these years, more people aren't just plain tired of it and don't see that either way they're fucked? I digress.

AnticorRifling
06-19-2013, 04:40 PM
Also I haven't found the handbooks for these examples but are they doing Zero Tolerance? If so the policy fuckered (which is why case by case is so important as opposed to blanket bullshit).

Latrinsorm
06-19-2013, 04:43 PM
Latrin I need some stats quick. How many kids go to school every day, of those how many don't make the news for shit like this, of those how many wore certain colors, pictures, and or fabrics.Hundreds.

Literally hundreds.

LeBron has never worn any fabrics.

Candor
06-19-2013, 04:47 PM
Also I haven't found the handbooks for these examples but are they doing Zero Tolerance? If so the policy fuckered (which is why case by case is so important as opposed to blanket bullshit).

Blanket bullshit means you don't have to think. It's easier.

AnticorRifling
06-19-2013, 04:48 PM
Easy is rarely right.

Tgo01
06-19-2013, 04:52 PM
Love how liberal is thrown around as an insult. I'm neither liberal or conservative, I don't subscribe to the bullshit of American politics. But it reminds me of children throwing around insignificant insults on the playground.

Doo-doo head!

Shut up you tree hugging, flag burning, gay loving liberal! Take your patriotic, gun toting, bible thumping, racist rants out of here you conservative freak show!

Androidpk
06-19-2013, 04:54 PM
Work with the individual teachers, remove them if corrective action doesn't work but to say ALL TEACHERS IS TEH STUPID LOOK AT THESE ONE OR TWO EXAMPLES is laughable.

Latrin I need some stats quick. How many kids go to school every day, of those how many don't make the news for shit like this, of those how many wore certain colors, pictures, and or fabrics.

Go.

More importantly, how many wear hoodies?

tyrant-201
06-19-2013, 04:54 PM
Shut up you tree hugging, flag burning, gay loving liberal! Take your patriotic, gun toting, bible thumping, racist rants out of here you conservative freak show!

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Tgo01 again. :(

AnticorRifling
06-19-2013, 04:56 PM
More importantly, how many wear hoodies?


Skittles and tea need to be noted with *

Methais
06-19-2013, 09:11 PM
Well, first of all this is a major fail because it looks like a brown sugar cinnamon Pop-Tart. For realism he should have used a chocolate marshmallow to resemble the shiny black steel of a weapon. Second it was poorly executed. I mean, where is the trigger? The hammer? A sight? Come on. So, yes, this was a poor facsimile.

Plus everyone knows blueberry is best, lightly toasted, with a light coat of butter.

Translation: I have no logical way to defend my retardedness in this thread, so I'll just try to troll my way out of it and hope nobody notices.

Latrinsorm
06-19-2013, 09:14 PM
Oh laugh, Curtin, old boy. It's a great joke played on us by the Lord, or fate, or nature, whatever you prefer.

subzero
06-19-2013, 09:50 PM
Sometimes I think we should take these people and put them on an island and just see what happens, left to their own devices what sort of society would these retards create.

They would likely be taken as slaves. Resisting would offend their captors and the sight of a real weapon or violence would likely immobilize them, so the best course of action would be to simply put the shackles on.