Sarah Palin's New Book Will Be About War on Christmas

[ClydeR]

Sarah Palin returned to the Fox News Channel on Monday for the first time since parting ways with the network in January, and took advantage of the platform to announce her new book about Christmas.

During an eight-minute chat on "Fox & Friends," Palin said she was "doing great" and busy writing "a book about Christmas and pushing back on the politically correct who would try to take the Christ out of Christmas."

More... (http://tv.yahoo.com/news/sarah-palin-pushes-christmas-book-during-fox-news-012255951.html)

Like Rick Perry (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?82883), Sarah Palin is not afraid to stand up for Christmas. She said her new book will contain "legalese" that will allow Americans to win the war on Christmas.

[Delias]

I'm curious as to why someone who can barely read would want to write a book.

[diethx]

I'm curious as to why someone who can barely read would want to write a book.

I lol'd.

[tyrant-201]

How do you write a book on a war on something the country still celebrates. It's not like Christmas doesn't exist anymore.
I hope she includes how it was originally a pagan holiday for the winter solstice, how Jesus wasn't believed to be born anywhere near the month of December, and how Santa Claus doesn't exist (Spoiler alert).

[Delias]

How do you write a book on a war on something the country still celebrates. It's not like Christmas doesn't exist anymore.
I hope she includes how it was originally a pagan holiday for the winter solstice, how Jesus wasn't believed to be born anywhere near the month of December, and how Santa Claus doesn't exist (Spoiler alert).

Bullshit- Norad spends a lot of money keeping up with that Claus bastard. Not going to let another german get the drop on us ever again.

[Tgo01]

Santa Claus doesn't exist (Spoiler alert).

The fuck man? THE FUCK?

[tyrant-201]

The fuck man? THE FUCK?

Sorry :( I just found out yesterday. Still a little bitter.

[Tgo01]

But I get presents signed "Santa"! Who is leaving me these presents?

[Delias]

But I get presents signed "Santa"! Who is leaving me these presents?

<cough>

[tyrant-201]

But I get presents signed "Santa"! Who is leaving me these presents?

5217

[Androidpk]

I'm curious as to why someone who can barely read would want to write a book.


Most likely the book is being ghost written and her name is only on it to sell more copies.

[diethx]

Way to poop on a great joke, dude.

[Delias]

Most likely the book is being ghost written and her name is only on it to sell more copies.

Tell me more about how the world works!

[Tgo01]

Tell me more about how the world works!

When a fetus loves itself very much...

[diethx]

When a fetus loves itself very much...

hahahahahahah aahhaahahahha

[Androidpk]

Way to poop on a great joke, dude.

I needed to make more room for dinner.

[diethx]

Just stop eating the junk food!!!

[tyrant-201]

I hear Sarah does the same thing to make a book. Just pulls shit out of her ass.