Moron of the day

[Miss X]

Nevella smiles softly as she spreads her angel wings. You find yourself bathed in bright golden light, surrounded by feelings of peace and serenity.

Im sorry, but the last thing my rogue was feeling was peace and serenity......

[EmpressBtch]

Not to get up on a soap box or interfere with how someone RPs their body. But, how are someone else's wings going to affect ME...well other than going up and plucking them like a damn chicken. Next time she should do that and rapidfire calm.

[Miss X]

Thats what got me...... My charecter wasnt feeling peacefull and serene at that time and I didnt like the fact that her use of smile forced those feelings upon me.

[Edited on 5-11-03 by Miss X]

[GuildRat]

Never let another person smiling affect how you feel. Be as god damned mean and irrate as you damn well please!!!!

oh, and never smile....it's work for me for years. The only time I smile is when I touch my sparte and think of someone's leg/head/ (insert body part coming off)

[EmpressBtch]

Skin something with feathers...alot of them....fill a large sack, get to plucking them hand her the sack. Come on its peer pressure...you know you want to....everybody's doing it!

[Rowi]

Hey its ZIMzum! sorry zim! looking his best i bet! heh

>l at zimzum
Created from scraps of mithril, vultite, and mein, the golem is a massive construction. Its movements are jerky and puppet-like. The occasional spark from its hollow eyes suggest at most a feeble, rudimentary intelligence.

[Kitsun]

Off the Landing net. He thought he won a bid on an item...

[Devishal] "w00t its mine!"

[Vesi]

Originally posted by HarmNone
Heh. Klaive is single yet again and looking for a mate, as I hear it. If you are female, this might be a good time to run for the hills. ;)

HarmNone with advice for the gals

I was hungry. Now I am not.

Vesi

[Vesi]

Originally posted by Miss X
Nevella smiles softly as she spreads her angel wings. You find yourself bathed in bright golden light, surrounded by feelings of peace and serenity.

Im sorry, but the last thing my rogue was feeling was peace and serenity......

Pluck her!

I absolutely hate this kind of thing. I'll give someone a point for trying to roleplay but stop abusing the smile verb.<--- pet peeve

Vesi

[Drew2]

Lord Mohrgan just arrived.
>
Kainata takes a bite of her chocolate teeth.
>
Mohrgan asks, "Any healers healin tonite?"
Zandactyl makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Zandactyl gestures at Fanga.
>
Zandactyl just left.
>
With a sharp cry of fear, a nervous halfling nurse runs south.
>
Qwak just arrived.
>
Fanga says, "oh dear"
>
Qwak meditates over Mohrgan.
Qwak takes Mohrgan's head damage.

(He must be friggin' psychic. He KNEW he needed healing.)

>
Kraggi's group just arrived.
>
Kraggi's group just went east.
>
Qwak meditates over Mohrgan.
Qwak takes Mohrgan's chest damage.
>
* Christophorous just bit the dust!
>
Qwak meditates over Mohrgan.
Qwak takes Mohrgan's abdomen damage.
>
Mohrgan smiles at Qwak.
>
Qwak meditates over Mohrgan.
Qwak takes Mohrgan's right eye damage.
>
Qwak meditates over Mohrgan.
Qwak takes Mohrgan's left leg damage.
>
Qwak meditates over Mohrgan.
Nothing happens.
>
Mohrgan just handed Qwak some coins.
>
Mohrgan says, "Thank yas"
>
Kainata leaves Vernak's group.
>
Swordfyre removes a sturdy mithril strongbox from on a carved ice bench.
>
Swordfyre carefully examines his mithril strongbox.
>
Qwak murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>
Qwak gestures.
Qwak's chest looks better.
>
Meos recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
Kainata clasps Vernak's hand tenderly.
>
Qwak beams!
>
Meos gestures.
Meos appears somewhat quicker.
>
Kainata reaches out and holds Fanga's hand.
>
Swordfyre put a sturdy mithril strongbox in his membranous dark cloak.
>
Qwak murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Qwak gestures.
Qwak's abdomen looks better.
>
Kainata tries to eat her pumpkin-headed kobold doll.

>l qw
You see Lord Qwak Qwikpatch the Healer.
He appears to be a Giantman.
He appears to be in the prime of life and very tall. He has bright golden eyes and olive skin. He has very long, copper red hair worn in a ponytail. He has an angular face, a prominent nose and a pronounced jawline.
He has some minor cuts and bruises on his left leg, some minor cuts and bruises on his right hand, minor cuts and bruises on his chest, minor cuts and bruises on his abdominal area, a bruised right eye, and minor bruises about the head.
He has several painful-looking scars across his abdominal area, and terrible, permanent mutilation of his chest muscles.
He is holding a backpack in his left hand.
He is wearing a butterfly charm, a faceted obsidian earring, a magnificent salmon rose, an ankle sheath, a fiery scarlet thigh-sheath, a large green sack, a grey wolf-hide cloak, a pair of marvelous white puma hide boots, a purple oilcloth sack, a faded leather shoulder pack, a crocodile skin satchel, a wrist sheath, a heavy backpack, a large sack, a veniom-plated Ilyan Cloud charm, and a crystal amulet.
>
Mohrgan faces Qwak, closes his eyes and begins chanting. Suddenly, a small bolt of energy arcs between them!

Mohrgan opens his eyes, looking slightly drained.
>
Swordfyre slings a midnight blue vultite shield off from over his shoulder.
>
Swordfyre stands up.
>
Swordfyre removes a serpentine dark emerald longsword from in his membranous dark cloak.
>
Mohrgan gazes up into the heavens.
>
Swordfyre gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Swordfyre gestures.
The air thickens and begins to swirl around Swordfyre.
>
Swordfyre makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Swordfyre gestures.
A brilliant luminescence surrounds Swordfyre.
>
Lord Swordfyre just went south.
>
A nervous halfling nurse scurries in, flinching away from imagined dangers.
>
Lord Swordfyre just arrived.
>
Swordfyre makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Swordfyre gestures.
A bright luminescence surrounds Swordfyre.
>
Lord Mohrgan just went north.
>
Swordfyre makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Swordfyre gestures.
A silvery luminescence surrounds Swordfyre.
>
Fanga faces Swordfyre, closes her eyes and begins chanting. Suddenly, a small bolt of energy arcs between them!

Fanga opens her eyes, looking slightly drained.
>
Qwak just left.
>
Swordfyre beams happily at Fanga!
>
Swordfyre hugs Fanga.
>
Fanga says, "hehe"
>
A nervous halfling nurse chews on her fingernails as she surveys the area.
>
Swordfyre grins.
>
Zandactyl just arrived.
>
Kainata clasps Zandactyl's hand tenderly.
>
Kainata's group just went east.


:thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::t humbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thu mbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumb sdown::thumbsdown:

[Edited on 11-6-2003 by Tayre]

[Drew2]

Nakitta: "can I get some clerical help out at the north dock please? I have a body here that's a bit to heavy for me to drag"

(I locate and see a dead Gracy)

You: "Let that one rot."

Nakitta: "you best shut your mouth child or you will be a corpse"

You: "Let me try and care for a minute and I'll get back to you."

(1 minute)

You: "Nope. Still don't care. And I'd still like the body to rot."

Nakitta: "now that is a good one, you care? about anything but your selfish little mind? ha ha ha man that was a good laugh, thanks"

Rorac: "I think he thought that he doesn't care."

You: "That was weak. Very."
Rorac: "Yeah."

Nakitta: "so are you child, so are you"

Rorac: "Tayre, are you being mean by trying to compensate for a very small something?!"

Nakitta: "and no one asked you Rorac, go back to Teras"

You: "Wow. You could at LEAST try."

Rorac: "But then I'd miss you Nakitta!"

You: "How can you miss her fat arse. She's everywhere."

Nakitta: "you best go back to Icemule you pompass jerk Tayre, that's where cold folks like you belong"

Nakitta: "I would miss you too Rorac...by the way, nice to hear you again man"

(About here I get a SEND from Ysbail asking me to stop the personal arguments or something)

Rorac: "Huh?"

Femereff: "get a tavle kids."

Rorac: "Don't lie to yourself Nakitta."

Nakitta: "He's been causing me problems for ages now and he still gets away with it, his comments were uncalled for, I am just trying to get help for my other character"

Nakitta: "oops"

You: "I don't even need to touch that one."

Nakitta: "you'll get yours you jerk"
Rorac: "Tayre. We need to get violins to play for these folk."

You: "Hey. Don't talk publicly. This Amulet has a lot going on and we must free it up."

You: "Listen to all the important conversations going on. Be considerate."

Rorac: "I hear rumors like that to. I just ignore them. The voices in my head are always silly and wrong."

You: "Oooh I even felt the sarcasm dripping off of that one. It makes me tingle."

Rorac: "Hahaha."

(And here Ysbail takes my thought ability away. I then report to her "Was that really necessary?" And she replies "Since you didn't seem to understand, yes" then I reply "I had stopped the personal quarrel and was making general banter, but alright". My thoughts were returned after a few minutes.)

Rorac: "Hey Tayre."

[Warriorbird]

Vif and Warclaidhm identifying snerts on the Landing net has to take the cake for yesterday. Daaaaym.

[Miss X]

How come when my cleric reported her three times for using obscene language to me they did sweet fuck all about it yet someone only has to make one comment (which wasnt obscene in the slightest) and the GM's are getting involved?

[Vesi]

Originally posted by Tayre


Nakitta: "He's been causing me problems for ages now and he still gets away with it, his comments were uncalled for, I am just trying to get help for my other character"

Nakitta: "oops"


Did she really say that?:rolleyes:

Vesi

[GemstoneFan]

Yes, she's an OOC "ho" that can't distinguish between her characters.

I'd like to think she's considered a "High Maintenance" account, I don't understand why she never gets in trouble for all the shit she's caused.

[EmpressBtch]

Whats that saying....'Its not who you know, its who you blow'

[Chadj]

Malikyte [subdued]: "whats considered ice age?"
Alahnna [subdued]: "The age before the Melt."
Laccon [subdued]: "'50 years ago or more"
Kodiakc [subdued]: "it was when gs3 came to the web"

Then he repeats his mistake...

Andiago [subdued]: "No Kodiakc... Totally incorrect"
Kodiakc [subdued]: "wasnt ice age before we came to the web?"

Umm.. stupid?

[Snapp]

It's also stupid to log out when your character is near death while hunting. Total mechanics abuse Mr Chadj. :P

[Edited on 11-13-2003 by Snapp]

[StrayRogue]

It is totally against Policy in fact.

[Chadj]

Bah, i will admit, i did a mechanics abuse.. Wow, i think thats my first time ever doing it... I was short on time, and didnt feel like getting my ass killed and dragged/fogged, and then healed, and then rezzed.. didnt have the time. But then again, no excuse :(

[Chadj]

How did i know you would rub that in my face? :P

[Sean]

you coulda just decayed

[Chadj]

Never thought of that.. Im not a good thinker when under stress...

[Caramia]

I'm nominating Vif again. I know she thinks she's clever and funny, but she's disgusting and vulgar.

The other day she came where my friends and I were hanging out. GM Mahegh just appeared out of nowhere and she took some ugly TONGUE out of her leggings and gave it to him! If that wasn't bad enough, we watched as she pulled a red cotton rag out too!

I've written her off as someone who contributes very little to Elanthia.

[Dighn Darkbeam]

Disgusting. Wow. I will second that nomination.

[Caiylania]

UGH. What did the GM do?

[Amaron]

Ewww... ok Vif was kind to me whenI first came to the game several years ago... but that is just ...

umm

Ick

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Caramia
If that wasn't bad enough, we watched as she pulled a red cotton rag out too!


I'm a guy who isn't easily disgusted, but that almost made me gag.

In the silver-edged breeches you see a toy rooster.

[Snapp]

That is just SICK! I hope he said something to her!

[Caiylania]

You hear the subdued thoughts of Warclaidhm echo in your mind:
"Now lets talk about math. Qatherina + Warclaidhm = love"
>

You hear the subdued thoughts of Andrath echo in your mind:
"*chuckles*"
>

You hear the subdued thoughts of Qatherina echo in your mind:
":choke:"



Not saying a thing.

[Caiylania]

You hear the subdued thoughts of Warclaidhm echo in your mind:
"Heres a good action for everything. Will make ya laugh. Try to PULL yourself .. or .. RUB yourself. You can be male or female. (Although I dont know how females can do the first one) "



By the gods.... tact anyone??

[Vesi]

Originally posted by Caiylania
You hear the subdued thoughts of Warclaidhm echo in your mind:
"Heres a good action for everything. Will make ya laugh. Try to PULL yourself .. or .. RUB yourself. You can be male or female. (Although I dont know how females can do the first one) "



By the gods.... tact anyone??

Well... you are talking about Warclaidhm. Tactful Warclaidhm = oxymoron. (emphasis on the moron)

Vesi

[Caiylania]

Did you read the post before that one too? Shesh. He's....... nevermind. Not as bad though.

[Vesi]

Originally posted by Caiylania
Did you read the post before that one too? Shesh. He's....... nevermind. Not as bad though.

Yeah, I did. I think it would be safe to file him in your 'lost causes' file and move on. ;)

Vesi

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Caiylania
You hear the subdued thoughts of Warclaidhm echo in your mind:
"Now lets talk about math. Qatherina + Warclaidhm = love"

Sounds like a perfect match to me, lets just hope Warclaidhm doesn't piss her off:

* Qatherina has disconnected.
* Jasreal Sol'Grail joins the adventure.

[Caramia]

The GM just asked for her to hand over the stuff, and took the things from her. I'm betting strong words were said in whispers. Those of us around just mostly traded snickers on AIM and were secretly applauding Mahegh for taking that disgusting rag and gross tongue.

[Caiylania]

Good! :thumbsup:

I can't believe she is so disgusting. :thumbsdown:

[Edited on 11-14-2003 by Caiylania]

[Artha]

Yay for Mahegh!

[Karlah of Torre]

"The other day she came where my friends and I were hanging out. GM Mahegh just appeared out of nowhere and she took some ugly TONGUE out of her leggings and gave it to him! If that wasn't bad enough, we watched as she pulled a red cotton rag out too!"

I can take a good joke once in a while and I have a pretty twisted sense of humor but that is by far the most retched thing I have even heard of anyone do. Ugh….

[theotherjohn]

Tsin for killing over 10 people with major ewave at the castle during tonights invasion.

You would hope that as long as the idiot has MAed that he would know how spells work.

Hated him being a begger for guild exp when he didnt have enough knowledge to hunt at his age.

Hate him even more now

[DaigKb]

The ewave you are talking about is right here, I had already posted it elsewhere on these boards before I saw your post -


[Snowy Plains, Deep Freeze]
Groping your way through the driving snow, you stumble upon an enormous heap of jagged, ice-glazed rocks. Even though they shelter your body, nothing will rid you of the screaming, incessant wind which threatens to drive you insane and flails the exposed skin of your body. You also see an enormous rotting black hound, an enormous rotting black hound, an enormous rotting black hound, an enormous rotting black hound, an enormous rotting black hound, an enormous rotting black hound, an enormous rotting black hound that is lying down, the Daig disk, some rusted steel half plate, a tarnished flail, a vicious spectral swordsman that is lying down, a vicious spectral swordsman, a savage spectral battlerager that is lying down, a vindictive spectral marauder, a vicious spectral swordsman that is lying down, a savage spectral battlerager, a vindictive spectral marauder that is lying down, a vicious spectral swordsman, a savage spectral battlerager that is lying down, a savage spectral battlerager, a vicious spectral swordsman, a badly damaged silver box, a weathered modwir box, a tiny pink pearl, a bunch of other stuff.
Also here: Lord Edaarin who is lying down, Lord Hevinsbane who is lying down, Talman who is lying down, Lord Svardin who is lying down, Landceal who is lying down, the body of Lord Swordfyre who is lying down, Great Lady Alishala who is lying down, Tsin who is lying down, a stunned Renowned Lord Chazym who is lying down, Porcell who is lying down, Prospera who is lying down, the body of Warraxx who is lying down, the body of Terilaen who is lying down, the body of Lady Michiko who is lying down, Xeniphite who is lying down, Perigourd who is lying down, Lady Zalexys who is lying down, the body of Drakam who is lying down, the body of Bonespur who is lying down
Obvious paths: south, northwest
Tsin gestures.
A wave of crimson ethereal ripples moves outward from Tsin.
An enormous rotting black hound is buffeted by the crimson ethereal waves and is knocked to the ground.
... 65 points of damage!
Left arm incinerated. Unfortunate.
The rotting black hound yelps loudly as she licks her wounded left foreleg.
The rotting black hound is stunned!
An enormous rotting black hound is buffeted by the crimson ethereal waves and is knocked to the ground.
... 70 points of damage!
Fire completely surrounds an enormous rotting black hound. Blood boils and heart stops.
The rotting black hound rolls over and dies.
An enormous rotting black hound is buffeted by the crimson ethereal waves and is knocked to the ground.
... 70 points of damage!
Super-heated flame causes an enormous rotting black hound's right eye to explode inward.
The rotting black hound rolls over and dies.
An enormous rotting black hound is buffeted by the crimson ethereal waves and is knocked to the ground.
... 70 points of damage!
Back burnt to the bone. Smoke curls up from what's left of an enormous rotting black hound.
The rotting black hound is stunned!
An enormous rotting black hound is buffeted by the crimson ethereal waves and is knocked to the ground.
... 65 points of damage!
Flame consumes an enormous rotting black hound's right arm all the way to the shoulder.
The rotting black hound yelps loudly as she licks her wounded right foreleg.
The rotting black hound is stunned!
An enormous rotting black hound is buffeted by the crimson ethereal waves and is knocked to the ground.
... 75 points of damage!
Fire completely surrounds an enormous rotting black hound. Blood boils and heart stops.
The rotting black hound rolls over and dies.
An enormous rotting black hound is buffeted by the crimson ethereal waves.
... 65 points of damage!
Left hand burned off. Only a stump remains.
The rotting black hound yelps loudly as she licks her wounded left paw.
The rotting black hound is stunned!
A vicious spectral swordsman is buffeted by the crimson ethereal waves.
... 70 points of damage!
Amazing shot cleaves the torso in half at the waist!
You watch agape as the misty form knits itself back together!
The spectral swordsman is stunned!
A vicious spectral swordsman is buffeted by the crimson ethereal waves and is knocked to the ground.
... 45 points of damage!
Huge hit explodes left arm into cold, viscous mist.
When you look again, the arm has reformed.
The spectral swordsman is stunned!
A savage spectral battlerager is buffeted by the crimson ethereal waves.
... 60 points of damage!
Strike to the abdomen goes right through, leaving misty trails in its wake.
The spectral battlerager is stunned!
A vindictive spectral marauder is buffeted by the crimson ethereal waves and is knocked to the ground.
... 50 points of damage!
Huge hit explodes left arm into cold, viscous mist.
When you look again, the arm has reformed.
The spectral marauder is stunned!
A vicious spectral swordsman is buffeted by the crimson ethereal waves.
... 70 points of damage!
Massive strike to the chest crashes through the spectral swordsman's back in a cloud of vapor.
Slowly, the spectral swordsman reforms its torso.
The spectral swordsman is stunned!
A savage spectral battlerager is buffeted by the crimson ethereal waves and is knocked to the ground.
... 70 points of damage!
Amazing strike enters one side and exits the other, neatly cutting the spectral battlerager in half!
To your horror the two parts rejoin a moment later.
The spectral battlerager is stunned!
A vindictive spectral marauder is buffeted by the crimson ethereal waves.
... 70 points of damage!
Massive strike to the chest crashes through the spectral marauder's back in a cloud of vapor.
Slowly, the spectral marauder reforms its torso.
The spectral marauder is stunned!
A vicious spectral swordsman is buffeted by the crimson ethereal waves and is knocked to the ground.
... 45 points of damage!
A mighty attack shatters the right hand into a thousand fragments.
To your horror, the fragments turn to vapor and reform the hand.
The spectral swordsman is stunned!
A savage spectral battlerager is buffeted by the crimson ethereal waves.
... 50 points of damage!
Surgical strike to the left eye removes the top of the head!
The spectral battlerager goes still for a moment while its head reshapes.
The spectral battlerager is stunned!
A savage spectral battlerager is buffeted by the crimson ethereal waves and is knocked to the ground.
... 45 points of damage!
Tremendous strike!
Vapor rushes from the neck following the blow!
The spectral battlerager is stunned!
A vicious spectral swordsman is buffeted by the crimson ethereal waves and is knocked to the ground.
... 45 points of damage!
Hard blast to the side of the left eye.
Strike carries right on through the bridge of the nose,
the other eye, and the rest of the head!
The spectral swordsman is stunned!
You are buffeted by the crimson ethereal waves, and knocked to the ground.
You are pinned in place, unable to move.
Roundtime: 19 sec.
... 40 points of damage!
The lower half of your right leg is almost completely burned away.
You are stunned for 10 rounds!
Edaarin is buffeted by the crimson ethereal waves.
... 70 points of damage!
Back burnt to the bone. Smoke curls up from what's left of Edaarin.

* Edaarin drops dead at your feet!

Edaarin seems slightly different.
The air about Edaarin stops shimmering.
Hevinsbane is buffeted by the crimson ethereal waves.
... 50 points of damage!
Right leg aflame. When the smoke clears, there's nothing left.
He is stunned!
Talman is buffeted by the crimson ethereal waves.
... 60 points of damage!
Flames engulf body. Chest left a smoldering ruin.

* Talman drops dead at your feet!

Svardin is buffeted by the crimson ethereal waves.
... 40 points of damage!
The lower half of Svardin's right leg is almost completely burned away.
He is stunned!
Landceal is buffeted by the crimson ethereal waves.
... 35 points of damage!
Skin and muscle seared off right hand. Not much left.
He is stunned!
Alishala is buffeted by the crimson ethereal waves.
... 46 points of damage!
Head explodes, splattering sizzling bits of flesh and bone everywhere.

* Alishala drops dead at your feet!

Alishala comes back into focus.
A white glow rushes away from Alishala.
The air calms down around Alishala.
The dim aura fades from around Alishala.
Alishala seems a bit less imposing.
The bright luminescence fades from around Alishala.
Alishala appears less confident.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Alishala.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Alishala.
Alishala seems hesitant.
The light blue glow leaves Alishala.
The deep blue glow leaves Alishala.
The powerful look leaves Alishala.
Alishala seems slightly different.
The very powerful look leaves Alishala.
The white light leaves Alishala.
The brilliant aura fades away from Alishala.
The opalescent aura fades from around Alishala.
A golden aura fades from Alishala.
Porcell is buffeted by the crimson ethereal waves.
... 70 points of damage!
Flame burns through Porcell's abdomen. Greasy smoke billows forth.

* Porcell drops dead at your feet!

Porcell seems slightly different.
A faint silvery glow fades from around Porcell.
Porcell becomes solid again.
The deep blue glow leaves Porcell.
Porcell comes back into focus.
The dim aura fades from around Porcell.
Porcell seems a bit less imposing.
The bright luminescence fades from around Porcell.
The light blue glow leaves Porcell.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Porcell.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Porcell.
The powerful look leaves Porcell.
Zalexys is buffeted by the crimson ethereal waves.
... 50 points of damage!
Head explodes, splattering sizzling bits of flesh and bone everywhere.

* Zalexys drops dead at your feet!

Zalexys appears less confident.
The deep blue glow leaves Zalexys.
Zalexys comes back into focus.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Zalexys.
The brilliant aura fades away from Zalexys.
Zalexys seems a bit less imposing.
The very powerful look leaves Zalexys.
The white light leaves Zalexys.
The air calms down around Zalexys.
The powerful look leaves Zalexys.
Zalexys becomes solid again.
The dim aura fades from around Zalexys.
The opalescent aura fades from around Zalexys.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Zalexys.
The bright luminescence fades from around Zalexys.
The light blue glow leaves Zalexys.

[AnticorRifling]

MA what's MA?

You see Morngaine Dewspetal the Cleric.
She appears to be a Sylvankind.
She appears to be very young. She has green eyes and pale skin. She has shoulder length, red hair.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing a crimson-edged crimson ruby choker, a pearlescent ivory leather bag, a white tooled-leather satchel, a diamond encrusted shield, a pearl trimmed silk shoulder pouch, a pearl-inset silver torc, a fur-trimmed white velvet bodice, some snowcat fur topped boots, some snowcat hide gloves, a pair of pearl earrings, a soft red skirt, a shimmering glaesine orb, a forest green glaes spider charm, a butterfly charm, a vultite bound snowcat pelt sheath, some smokey grey leathers, a rune-trimmed black velvet cloak, an ivory-inlaid amber necklace, and a gold ring.
>l jade
You see Jadeanna Dew'petal.
She appears to be an Elf.
She appears to be very young. She has green eyes and alabaster skin. She has shoulder length, amber hair.
She has an old battle scar across her back.
She is holding a veniom-bound rolaren tower shield in her left hand.
She is wearing a gold-trimmed midnight blue cloak, some ragged forest green leathers, a coral and golden topaz ring, a shimmering opalescent silk bodice, a gold-traced black diamond bracelet, a saber sheath, a red sapphire teardrop-shaped flask, a rose-stitched layered silk skirt, a butterfly charm, a snake-etched gold alloy tiara, some knee-high myklian scale boots, some fringed doeskin gloves, a golden coiled snake bracelet, an enruned silk satchel, and an iridescent golden treasure pouch.

[Latrinsorm]

That's nothing. I just saw Rezze and Strezze running around sea nymphs. Strezze was sweeping them. The nypmhs. And Rezze was killing them. Nymphs. How hard is it to kill nymphs?

Of course, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions. Maybe they're unrelated and Strezze wanted some boxfounds and enlisted a youngster to do the searching. Maybe.

[Vesi]

Petalwind sweetly exclaims, "i wanna pickies, i got less than one chapter to go!"


She's been even more annoying before and I didn't post. However, I'm feeling grouchy tonight and am very sick of the 'ies' affliction.

Vesi

[Kurili]

Halfling as I remember? And yes, my Halfling IS cute and annoying. But she'd fall on her claidh before she'd put "ies" at the end of words that werent meant to have them.

Acolyte Kuril-it isnt my fault really, Pipsy has taken on a life of her own.

[Kurili]

Oh my good Koar. Someone kill it please!

::yells:: "Ohhh, Dighn! Job for you!"

Acolyte Kurili

[Artha]

Petalwind's a tard. I've seen 'lol' come out of her more times than I care to think about.

[GemstoneFan]

She hangs out with Garr.

Nuff said.

[Artha]

Birds of a feather.

[Caramia]

Today's selection:

Thuunder says, "Nice band yo."
Yaku put a sparkling beryl band in his blue wool greatcloak.
Thuunder says, "Its like bling."

This was after dragging resting folks out of the Wayside garrett, because he and Yaku are supposedly "the management."

[Caiylania]

Bling bling <--- the sound announcing idiot in midst

[Artha]

Silversoft [faint]: "i have no friends!"
Svardin [faint]: "says who"
Silversoft [faint]: "says my befriend list"

[Ansherak]

Very few people annoy me in game, I'm pretty damn good at tuning them out, Silversoft though....Is one of the few that just get under my skin....I usually end up just making myself scarce when she shows up where I am at, I really can't afford any more fines.....

D-

[Artha]

From earlier in the morning...

Silversoft [faint]: "please be careful out there..i am still trying to figure myself out..and fogging and stuff is interrupting my reading!"

[Pallon]

Apoc stupidly says, "I'm coming to the landing to get some thieving on."

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Pallon
Apoc stupidly says, "I'm coming to the landing to get some thieving on."

Does he hang out with Kneo?

[Artha]

Heh, check out 'my first big test' in the Rogue section...you don't need to go to the landing!

i nominate...

Rethill sings:

"I'm a wound healer
a twisted wound healer"
Im a fire starter?

[StrayRogue]

(Yendore smirks at the thought of a game of silver hot-potato in a group of rogues)

[Artha]

What half assed rogue steals silver when there're gems and wands to be had?

[Pallon]

>You hear the subdued thoughts of Widlast echo in your mind:
"A few of us are going to complain to the GM's regarding how messed
up TP's are when leveling, if you'd like to join in on the complaint
come to the roof ot friths inn"

[DCSL]

Selective cutesy-ing of words? Bleh. I mean, at least Tayvin is consistant. If you've just got to do it, do it right.

[Syberus]

Vif tiredly exclaims, "WHEEeeEEeeEEEeeeEEEEeeeeEEEEEeeeee! BAM!"
>
Mesmari sits up.
>
Vif tiredly says, "Give me my inventory already SHEESH."

God dammit what is she doin where I spend time

[Xcalibur]

Vif is just like Warclaidhm

they think speaking game terms IN game is roleplaying

that is why games like final fantasy 11 and star wars galaxies are not that good, since they got 95% of people thinking like that

[Syberus]

Vif [subdued]: "Raindrops keep fallin on my brain... if the gods only made me half insane... I wouldn't care... we wouldn't dare!"

Seriously, how fucking stupid can you be? I thought to her the other day about her being OOC all the time, and you know the answer I got?

I'm deathly ill ok? Let me have some time to relax

Right...

[theotherjohn]

Originally posted by Syberus
Vif tiredly exclaims, "WHEEeeEEeeEEEeeeEEEEeeeeEEEEEeeeee! BAM!"
>
Mesmari sits up.
>
Vif tiredly says, "Give me my inventory already SHEESH."


I hate Vif.

I wonder what Simu staff thinks when they come here and read. At the beginning they most likely thought, they are making it up. But after a while I am sure they come to realize the stuff she does is so stupid it cant be made up

[DeV]

I will NEVER get over her licking the thick rod in town square central.

[Caramia]

Heh, I thought to Vif about two weeks ago and told her she was being OOC. I didn't even get the deathly ill excuse, I got told to shove it. That earned her another report to a GM.

[Moist Happenings]

Peachie asks, "Anyone need ouchies taken?"

If I wasn't in fog RT I probably would have smacked her. I hate her so much.

[Weedmage Princess]

Originally posted by Neff
Peachie asks, "Anyone need ouchies taken?"

If I wasn't in fog RT I probably would have smacked her. I hate her so much.

Did you miss her Fizdan moment on the amulet?

[Amaron]

Peachies thought was sent to me.. OMG too funny.

J

[Caramia]

Hey! Share! If you can't post the thought here, U2U me!

[Amaron]

Originally posted by Caramia
Hey! Share! If you can't post the thought here, U2U me!


ack I erased it as did my friend but it was something like over the net she thought:

"I'm fucking you harder and faster."

If anyone else has the log maybe they can post.



PS.. NEVER leave your amulet on when doing it in game...


:D

[Soulpieced]

It's in a closed thread in Role Playing. Peachie thought something along those lines, and spelled faster wrong.

[Moist Happenings]

Neff sings:

"Everybody was voln fu fightin!
Those kicks were fast as lightnin'
And it was a little bit frightnin'
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo!"

Okay yeah it was me. And yeah I used to sing that some number of years back, but I felt it needed to be included here.

[MrThorbizzle]

[Taernor (subdued)]: "Looking for Sorcerer items (non cookie cutter sorcerer items) TTM"

[SpunGirl]

I didn't know they made sorcerer cookie cutters.

-K

[MrThorbizzle]

The ghostly voice of Naghavi says, "Cool thanks, dude."

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by MrThorbizzle
The ghostly voice of Naghavi says, "Cool thanks, dude."
Andraste should be immediately revoked of her GM status, because she bitched me out one time for saying cool (admittedly quite a few times, but they were spaced out like). I h8 that crap.

[Artha]

Today I nominate...anyone and everyone who does this sort of thing:

[Blysz (faint)]: "OMW"

Clerics, empaths, this means you.

oh, and this type of crap too:

[Svardin (faint)]: ":howl:"
[Kourdeliah (faint)]: ":chirp:"
[Svardin (faint)]: ":eek:

[Edited on 1-27-2004 by Artha]

[Drew2]

Svardin is dumber than Garr.

[Stunseed]

My vote for moron of the day is people who try to bring up old shit just for shits and giggles.

[Drew2]

Why do I feel like that was directed towards me for whatever reason

[MrThorbizzle]

speaking of which

stunseed backwards is funny

[Drew2]

Congratulations, you're only 2 years behind.

[Stunseed]

Nope, not at all, bro. Just noticed something and in the course of calm, decided not to stoop to said Moron's level. I did it before, and honestly, I perfer to think I can keep my cool.

[Caiylania]

Isica just skipped merrily in.

>l isic
You see Isica.
She appears to be a Dark Elf.
She appears to be very young and average height. She has stormy grey eyes and fair skin. She has long, silver hair. She has slightly pointed ears.
She is in good shape.
She is holding an enruned tanik chest in her right hand.
She is wearing a flowing blue robe, an enruned air elemental talisman, and an opal-clasped deep blue pack.

[Vixen]

I love all the skipping dark elves, and the evil sorcerer types that ask for healing for their mangled bodies in that cheery voice that makes you wanna hurl.

Tone abusers are always my morons of the day.
Not that I am perfect or anything. I have forgotten to reset my tone a time or two.. but the constant ones who mysteriously say, " Could I get some healing?"
make my list

[Parkbandit]

I love the Giantman warriors that come to the park and recite "Is anyone casting massies?"

I love them because 9 times out of 10 they are too stupid not to be carrying silvers and gems.

[Bobmuhthol]

I'm the other giant warrior.

[MrThorbizzle]

The voice of Hypherdol says, "Sitting by the dock on the bay..."

[MrThorbizzle]

Valendros sings:

"I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay
Watching the tide roll away
Ooo, I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay
Wastin' time"

waiting for the spitfire at the dock.

[MrThorbizzle]

[Nun (subdued)]: "I do"

[Galleazzo]

My vote for morons of the weekend were all the idiots who were on every amunet in every town in the world Saturday whining every minute all day long, "When's the ship docking? When's the ship docking?"

Jesus Christ on a crutch, the ship's going to be in town for a fucking month, alright? WTF, did they think there was a 10x permablessed blade for the first fifty people onboard?

(Tayre DESTROYS RARR.)

Need I say more.

Tayre the bitch
The town constable listens attentively to Tayre's plea before saying, "There isn't enough to go on against Edine, Tayre. I'm afraid I can't help you."
>
Tayre frowns.
>
Tayre just went south.

[Shalla]

Ahahahahah!!!

[Drew2]

:D

[Edaarin]

Moron of the day is me for posting in the wrong thread.

[Edited on 2-8-2004 by Edaarin]

[Weedmage Princess]

On the Dark Elf note.

Someone cut/pasted me a character who was a "Dhe'nar" Dark Elf with "fair skin." I think I have more of an issue with that than skipping Dark Elves, things of that nature because hey...you can have a renegade Dark Elf who is different. Of course you're going to have to come up with some kind of storyline..oh and don't try to say you are still a resident of some Dark Elven city and that you're accepted there because..no. BUT. What the hell is up with a DARK ELF having FAIR SKIN, BLONDE HAIR and all these light/fair features???

I'm at work so I can't access Gem to test, but if you reroll a Dark Elf, are those features available? Cause if so, uhm....WTF?

[Artha]

There's a culture of Dhe'nari elves that have dark hair and fair skin. That's not really bad at all.

edit: "The Dhe'nar village of Eh'lah is nearly filled with pale skinned, dark haired elves. No one has yet put forth an explanation for this discrepancy, although rumors abound, speculating on the more spiritual nature of those living outside of Sharath itself." - link (http://www.lordceltic.com/Dhenar/skin.htm)

[Edited on 2-8-2004 by Artha]

[Weedmage Princess]

Oh wow..well then *I* get the moron of the day award because I figured all Dark Elves were "dark" according to any descriptions I've ever read of them in fantasy books, like Forgotten Realms, etc. (which a lot of RPGs are based off of) ..usually white/light hair, and obsidian like skin...with the non-pures ranging from black/dark to olive skin.

[Artha]

From play.net:

"[Dark] Elves can be distinguished by their sharper features and usually dark brown or black skin color. This anomaly with Dark Elven skin can be attributed to the mana foci in Rhoska-tor where they were exiled to after the Undead War."

They leave it open for lighter dark elves, even though they shouldn't be the norm.

[Scott]

Edaarin says, "Www.aol.com."

[Edaarin]

Asshole.

At least I didn't have a porn site pasted or something.

[Galleazzo]

Heh, maybe they ought t'have pimp clothes for de Dark Elves runnin' around. They already sell floppy hats and fishbowls at Spitfire, so they're getting there. Wid enuf gold chains, bra'.

[Artha]

Today, I vote most empaths as the moron of the day. Because of things like this:

Speaking in Guildspeak, Zackeron says, "Afk."

[TheInstigator]

Originally posted by Galleazzo
Heh, maybe they ought t'have pimp clothes for de Dark Elves runnin' around. They already sell floppy hats and fishbowls at Spitfire, so they're getting there. Wid enuf gold chains, bra'. Just cause they dark evles they gotta be pimpin and have floppy hats and shit? gold chains? wtf?

[Galleazzo]

Yep. Wearing purple and yellow. Too bad they don't sell PVC outfits in GS.

[Miss X]

My moron of the day is Kadesha, who thought it was really cool to boss everyone around in the invasions last night. She didnt like where My friends and I were standing so she joined our group and voln fogged us away and told us we had no buisness standing there talking to people. She sucks big time, how is it I never actually see her unless there is a quest of some sort going on? Ugh, it really pissed me off!

[Meos]

Kill her.

[Miss X]

haha, maybe when Chica has another 30 trains....

[Galleazzo]

Yeah, that bitch fucking thinsk she's Queen Shit just cause she's an invasion whore.

[StrayRogue]

Next time just remove her from your group hun.

[Caramia]

Close your groups around her and report her. I'd like to see her try that with some really old characters.

[Galleazzo]

Hey, wouldn't it be l33t if SHE was fogged out of a front line? Cause she's too frail and dainty fer it, y'see.

[Edited on 3/8/2004 by Galleazzo]

[Miss X]

Originally posted by Caramia
Close your groups around her and report her. I'd like to see her try that with some really old characters.

Also in the group with me: Brimzstone, Caladrial, Ezre, Odysia and Galesmight so she has no issues messing with people that could own her. :)

[Satira]

Wow, that's crazy. Next time have Chica chop her arm off.

You ever find yer morning star Chica?

[Miss X]

Yep! Brimzstone found it thank God! That star was the only reason I didnt make Chica a runestaff user. I'll never be dumb and take my good weapon into an invasion again! :smilegrin:

[Galleazzo]

What you do is what I did when I got enough jack to do it. I bought me a plain vultite mace and shield and put one set in every locker. That way I'd be covered if the fuckers disarmed me. Now what I got is a plain old runestaff in every one, but I'm keeping the mace and shield, since I'm going paladin.

[TheInstigator]

Originally posted by Miss X
My moron of the day is Kadesha, who thought it was really cool to boss everyone around in the invasions last night. She didnt like where My friends and I were standing so she joined our group and voln fogged us away and told us we had no buisness standing there talking to people. She sucks big time, how is it I never actually see her unless there is a quest of some sort going on? Ugh, it really pissed me off! Someone needs to chop that bitches arms and legs up and see how she likes being a quad, then the only way she'll be able to get around is by fogging. dumb whore.

Kneeo, he stole my name, and is obviously someone that knows me, for he is a Dark Elf(Kneo hates Dark elves.)

[Miss X]

Yeah, I noticed Kneeo dying yesturday and thought it was a bit pathetic. Wonder if he knows Chicas. :lol:

I believe its someone trying to get at me honestly...

[Miss X]

Did you report it? When someone made Chicas I was pretty pissed and I spoke to GM Jharra about it, I was told that if the charecter had been made to get at me then it was against policy, however Chicas seems like a decent person so I doubt there was any malice behind it. You should check if you havn't already done so hon. :)

[AnticorRifling]

So if I made a character called MrAnderson you'd think I'm out to get you?

[TheInstigator]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
So if I made a character called MrAnderson you'd think I'm out to get you? :lol:

[Syberus]

There was a Syberius running around for a while in Vaalor... I tracked him down and he freaked out and got the GM's to let him rename.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I get tons of misguided whispers when Taylir is in the room with me. But she's pretty cool about getting my whispers and I'm pretty cool about getting her whispers, so its no big deal. I actually think very highly of her for being so cool about it.

Its frustrating to both of us for sure though.

[Miss X]

Hehe, I was always messing up whispering/hugging Taylir and Tayre and Tazelhoffe/Tazlehoffe!

[Mint]

Originally posted by Syberus
There was a Syberius running around for a while in Vaalor... I tracked him down and he freaked out and got the GM's to let him rename.

Did you scare him into it or did he do it out of the goodness of his heart? :lol:

[Edaarin]

Around the time Edaarin got rolled up someone rolled Edanil. It got really annoying because we hunted in the same area and rested in the same area.

Then again I once rolled up Haashekhm. He lasted about 15 seconds, long enough for me to run to the east tower to get Soulpieced to paste his description, before he got LCI'd.

[Kitsun]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
I get tons of misguided whispers when Taylir is in the room with me. But she's pretty cool about getting my whispers and I'm pretty cool about getting her whispers, so its no big deal. I actually think very highly of her for being so cool about it.

Its frustrating to both of us for sure though.

It's cool when people aren't idiots about it...

My little brother's character's name resembles this one warrior's name. Anytime I bring him out to scout a merchant, his friends ALWAYS CONSTANTLY whisper to him AND blame him for it.

Once or twice, hey it happens. If your too fucking dumb to type out a few more letters, then its YOUR FUCKING BAD. To threaten/berate/yell at someone else because of your own laziness is jackass.

[Rogue Slayer]

I hate the people who have 2 different charicters and they name them practically the same fuckin name. You know what i mean.

[Caramia]

My vote for moron tonight is Amberain, who can't seem to get her head out of the gutter, then wonders why everyone thinks she's a slut.

[Town Square, West]
Here in the midst of the town stretches the cobblestoned main bazaar, its lamplit lanes abuzz with traders and vendors hawking their wares at any hour of the day or night. Groups of citizens, discussing the day's events or preparing for nighttime hunts, gather around the doors of the merchants whose shops border the square. The gilded but peeling stone facade of the First Elanith Bank dominates this side of the square. You also see a grizzled old warrior, a badly damaged monir strongbox, a basket of rotting fruit and a city official.
Also here: Inyk who is set in stocks, Rayaz, Lord Reminion who is set in stocks, Lord Polariz
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west

(I was hiding there.)

Lady Amberain just arrived.
Amberain softly asks, "How ye get in stocks inyk?"
Amberain softly asks, "Did ye notice de official is naked like you are inyk?"
Amberain points at a city official.
Amberain softly says, "Dont bend over..no tellin what de naked official will do to yer naked body."
Amberain softly says, "Why would he be naked like inyk is."
Amberain just tried to flirt with a city official!
Amberain giggles.
Phayedra wryly says, "That's an ugly nekked body."
Amberain softly asks, "Which one?"
Amberain softly asks, "De official?"
Phayedra points at a city official.
Amberain softly exclaims, "Aye ..inyk is hot naked!"
Amberain hoots.
Lady Amberain just went south.
Lady Amberain just came crawling in.
Reminion says, "Idiot."
Amberain softly asks, "Whos de idiot?"
Amberain softly asks, "The one in stocks?"
Reminion says, "That official."
Amberain softly says, "Aye he is naked and waitin fer you."

Edited to remove all the miscellaneous boring stuff.

[Galleazzo]

Frigging pervert. Now that's the gal you can say too, "When you break the law and get in the stocks naked, I'll be waiting to come up from behind."

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Originally posted by Rogue Slayer
I hate the people who have 2 different charicters and they name them practically the same fuckin name. You know what i mean.

You mean my chars Tayvin, Tayson and Tayvon? lol

Tayvon was a joke, but Tayson I like, he's Tayvin's son! booyah.

[Praefection]

I agree with Amberain being a fucking moron. She seems to think she's a *friend* to one of my girls and since I didn't do anything when I logged in I got a whole little lecture about how I'm not a nice person and this and that. I don't even fucking know her other than a brief Hi or Hello being polite!

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Rogue Slayer
I hate the people who have 2 different charicters and they name them practically the same fuckin name. You know what i mean.

Wezas(Empath), Zezas(Bard), Xezas(Rogue), Yezas(Cleric)?

(and yes, I do have other characters that aren't on that list)

(Yezas has since been removed to save $2 a month)

[Syberus]

Uh well both? I went to Vaalor.. he walked in when I was standing in a room, glanced at me and immediatly logged out. I waited there for him to come back (I'm stubborn as hell) and two hours later when he logged back in and I was standing there he glanced at me again and said something like.. I'll see if the GM's will let me rename.

I'll report it I suppose.

Seeing yesterday someone told me Kneeo was begging for silvers and saying he was a worthless Dark Elf.

Thats from a source though.

And damnit, Kneo was created before the Matrix! I should sue them!

[CrystalTears]

Originally posted by Rogue Slayer
I hate the people who have 2 different charicters and they name them practically the same fuckin name. You know what i mean.

<snickers> Karystal and Karystina.

[Pallon]

Hogwaart [subdued]: "::checks his equipment::"

It's a two-pronged attack of shitty names and dumbfuck amunet actions

[Galleazzo]

I don't want some asshat checking out his equipment in my freaking thoughts. Bad enough when they do it in front of my face.

[Bobmuhthol]

Kysen smiles box so i can get it

[Vesi]

Ranitidine: "anyone have a script to whenhimers?"
Panndoris: "Umm"
Solescape: "whats a script?"
Panndoris: "D'hells that person talkin bout?"
Solescape: "i have no idea, i thought you had to walk there!?"
Panndoris: "Why would someone want a worded description of that place?"
Ranitidine: "comeon now that was ooc"
Panndoris: "This town shuns upon strange talk of that style friend. "

I can upset and calm your stomach at the same time!

Course, all that chiming in doesn't help.

Vesi

P. S. He made it here mostly because of his name. Was hard to decide which thread to put him in.

Fixed spelling error.

[Edited on 3-16-2004 by Vesi]

[Scott]

Originally posted by Vesi
Ranitidine: "anyone have a script to whenhimers?"
Panndoris: "Umm"
Solescape: "whats a script?"
Panndoris: "D'hells that person talkin bout?"
Solescape: "i have no idea, i thought you had to walk there!?"
Panndoris: "Why would someone want a worded description of that place?"
Ranitidine: "comeon now that was ooc"
Panndoris: "This town shuns upon strange talk of that style friend. "

I can upset and calm you stomach at the same time!

Course, all that chiming in doesn't help.

Vesi

P. S. He made it here mostly because of his name. Was hard to decide which thread to put him in.

When will people realize that by bitching over the net about "HEY, THAT WAS OOC" or "Hey, I'm going to pretend like I'm roleplaying and pretend have no idea what he's talking about and make a comment" make the situation worse. Either shut your hole or think TO him.

[Vesi]

Originally posted by Gemstone101
When will people realize that by bitching over the net about "HEY, THAT WAS OOC" or "Hey, I'm going to pretend like I'm roleplaying and pretend have no idea what he's talking about and make a comment" make the situation worse. Either shut your hole or think TO him.

Exactly. I tried thinking to him but he never replied. <shrugs>

Vesi

[Galleazzo]

'Cause a lot of these people won't change from sweet reason. They change if you point and laugh at them though.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
I get tons of misguided whispers when Taylir is in the room with me. But she's pretty cool about getting my whispers and I'm pretty cool about getting her whispers, so its no big deal. I actually think very highly of her for being so cool about it.

Its frustrating to both of us for sure though.

Weird.. FALgrin gets folks casting at their FALchion when he walks into a room.

:smug:

[Ambrosia]

This is a normal day on the Dais, while I realize these people may have stupid names, the comments were even worse. Not to mention the whole "I'm so Gangsta" exit of hers.

Grabbs just arrived.

Grabbs fidgets with his gold and brass ring.

Grabbs just went out.

Dessedemona says, "Grabbs and goes aint that a quik-e-shop."

...

Oddeye just arrived.

Oddeye just went out.

Dessedemona asks, "And the other eye is.....oddereye?"

...

Dessedemona says, "Laterz my peeps."

[Hulkein]

Please headbutt her.

[Ambrosia]

Haha, is that going to be your answer for everything now? Headbutt <insert morons name here>

[Chadj]

He offered to do some purifying for Taedon.


Krone says, "Thanks for the experience."


If he does that again, Chadj is gonna kill him.. bringing an even worse name to bards.. :flamed: :lol:

[Artha]

...I hate stupid people.


Wholenote says, "A great lesson in using the word MY for a container."

[Back]

The middle-class American people who actually believe Bush gave them a tax break.

Read this. (http://search.netscape.com/ns/boomframe.jsp?query=tax+cut&page=1&offset=1&result _url=redir%3Fsrc%3Dwebsearch%26requestId%3D3ad6d57 584ef64f4%26clickedItemRank%3D6%26userQuery%3Dtax% 2Bcut%26clickedItemURN%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.ct j.org%252Fhtml%252Fgwb0602.htm%26invocationType%3D-%26fromPage%3Dnsstorysearch%26amp%3BampTest%3D1&re move_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ctj.org%2Fhtml%2Fgwb0602 .htm)

[Artha]

Way to go wildly off topic.

[Back]

My bad. Boo hoo.

[Soulpieced]

I think we all know who the moron of the day today is :lol:

:stupid:

[Tisket]

Xcalibur gets my vote. But he really should get a lifetime achievement award.

[Galleazzo]

Aw, X ain't that bad. Remember we got Testostefuck and Shark Boy around.

It's early, but I'd like nominate Killmanji.

Dude walks up to me one day and tries to off Arkans saying there is a 10 million bounty on my head. I end up killing him twice after a hearty "WTF!?!?" goes through my mind.

I humiliate him twice more in town and he said he'd try the next day. Two laters I go up to him and told him I miss him and ask why he hasn't tried to kill. Apparantly some 'contract' changed. What bogus bullshit. If you're going to be an assassin, get real contracts and don't pick out random people out of a crowd to kill.

- Arkans

[Galleazzo]

I've bumped into that one too. What a fucking tool.

[Pallon]

Haha

The Symbol of Need begins to burn in your mind and an image appears before you of Kristis...

[Whistler's Pass, Road]
The hillside climbs steeply northward, as sheer cliffs tower overhead to a dizzying height. The well-worn cobblestoned road winds its way towards the cliffs from the valley floor. To one side of the road, a small guard tower houses two elven guards, each of whom is diligently observing the few travelling this road at night. A lone torch burns at the base of the tower, casting a dim glow across the features of those who pass. You also see a rough slab of silver, a fire agate, a bone-inlaid silver torc, a rough slab of silver and an acid-pitted mithril chest.
Also here: the body of Kristis who is lying down
Obvious paths: northeast, west

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Tisket
Xcalibur gets my vote. But he really should get a lifetime achievement award.

On what stands do you base that belief?

Give me a full explanation with arguements and contre-arguments.

Thank you!


I am not "le moron", as I am not "le player".:D

[Kurili]

Gotta love not noticing that the box you're blasting is mithril or enruned. Or worse, not knowing better.

I've done it however. Just not being observant.


Kurili, whose characters are in far more danger from her than anyone else

[Pallon]

bump

>sw
[Whistler's Pass, Road]
The hillside climbs steeply northward, as sheer cliffs tower overhead
to a dizzying height. The well-worn cobblestoned road winds its way
towards the cliffs from the valley floor. To one side of the road, a small
guard tower houses two elven guards, each of whom is diligently
observing the few travelling this road at night. A lone torch burns at the
base of the tower, casting a dim glow across the features of those who
pass. You also see a rough slab of silver, a smooth bone wand, a rough slab
of silver, a golden blazestar, a golden glimaerstone, an opal and blue
dreamstone clasp, a rough slab of silver, some tattered cloth, a rough
slab of silver, a corroded fork, an uncut diamond, a rough slab of
silver, a dragonseye sapphire, an engraved modwir chest and the Shaukal disk.
Also here: a stunned Shaukal
Obvious paths: northeast, west

[Artha]

Hork it and run, man! Hork it and run!

[Pallon]

Still kicking myself over not nabbing all that shit when I had the chance

[Edaarin]

You should see Tsin blow up his boxes...he has like 80 at a time.

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by Edaarin
You should see Tsin blow up his boxes...he has like 80 at a time.

Yea, and his 3 other selves perma-parked in that spot, one west of the Barrier.

Gotta love his cleric, Ress, just coming in, WoLing and then Raising corpses and leaving without a word. :rolleyes:

Another "fun" part is when he constantly and constantly asks the same people if they're "interested" in whatever next scam he's trying to pull off.

It's like he can't get the hint that they don't want to deal with him. :shrug:

.

The whole box-hoarding / camping = Very lame :down:

[Edaarin]

Heh, I have a utility character perma-parked near the barrier too...:whistle:

Surprising how many people look the other way when they need healing.

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by Edaarin
Heh, I have a utility character perma-parked near the barrier too...:whistle:

Surprising how many people look the other way when they need healing.

If it's who I think it is... at least you interact some?

[Edaarin]

Look to the serge. Always look to the serge.

I do try to interact whenever someone asks for healing, but at the same time I don't really care if someone finds me AFK on the empath because I'm hunting inside with Edaarin.

[Scott]

Originally posted by Atlanteax

Originally posted by Edaarin
You should see Tsin blow up his boxes...he has like 80 at a time.

Yea, and his 3 other selves perma-parked in that spot, one west of the Barrier.

Gotta love his cleric, Ress, just coming in, WoLing and then Raising corpses and leaving without a word. :rolleyes:

Another "fun" part is when he constantly and constantly asks the same people if they're "interested" in whatever next scam he's trying to pull off.

It's like he can't get the hint that they don't want to deal with him. :shrug:

.

The whole box-hoarding / camping = Very lame :down:

Yeah, I'm tired of that too. I hardly hunt up there, but when I do.... I don't feel like listening to Tsin tell me to reallocate so that the armor he has is useful to me so I can buy it from him.

[Chadj]

My favourite, is when Tsin major e-waved in a room of about 20 people, and killed 17 of em.

[Drew2]

Connecting to game - please wait...

*** PsiNet client version beta 11 build 30 running.
*** PsiNet client has intercepted connection. Attempting to contact Simutronics...

Please wait for connection to game server.
Your mind extends outward and links with the PsiNet.
The PsiNet embraces you, Tayre.
You don't sense any messages on the PsiNet directed to you.
You are able to sense the psychic activity on the following channels:
OOC [Default]
Moderators
(Your Default channel is the one you will CHAT to by default.)

Welcome to GemStone IV (R) v5.10
Copyright 2004 Simutronics Corp.
All Rights Reserved

You have unread news articles. Type NEWS NEXT to view the first new article.

[Ta'Illistim, Hanging Gardens]
Although the floating platform is suspended well above the ground below, it overflows with abundant plant life. The edges of the dais are brimming with delicate white queen's lace, dark lavender, fragrant rosemary and a variety of other colorful flora. Thick grass underfoot provides an enticingly peaceful resting spot. A thin silk canopy is rolled back to permit an unobstructed view of the starry night sky. You also see the fiery red Verrall disk, the Fizzan disk, a grey wolf that is sitting, the Nakiro disk, a distressed desert spirit that is flying around, the Flashmerk disk, a regal black wolf, a cloud wolf, a dagger, a desert foxhound, a large faenor-chased barrel and a richly finished wooden bench with some stuff on it.
Also here: Verrall, Qith, High Lord Fizzan who is sitting, Great Lord Jahira who is lying down, Nakiro who is kneeling, Flashmerk, Kataleena, Lochlaen, Klaser who is kneeling
Obvious paths: out
* Tayre joins the adventure.
>116 AONE
You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Locate Person spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
Cast at what?
>
You feel more refreshed.
>
* Kaathrein just bit the dust!
>find artha

There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.

The usage for this command is: find {player1} {player2} ... {player9} and will provide a list of those players present you wish to find provided they are questing.
>
The grey wolf sniffs the ground.
>peek OOC
You request a list of the people on the channel OOC.

You sense that the following people are tuned to the OOC channel:
Iooy Bonar Plo Victorj
Toy Kelja Klya Irsila
Alahnna Warcliadhm Gothique Michiko
Perim Ilorn Tlaith Syphaer
Werre Archales Baellegald Elrodin
Taryne Polariz Scoopy Mesail
*Nakiro Thothren Thysan Ewin
Cadiassa Taelrak Hance Taverynn
Wilvar Damnagexx Doppelganger Crysalia
Verrall Katya Jenith Xakkaro
Harliegha Thorns Missoni Alfador
Monarcas Qahaar Nocker Terardi
Kaladriel Stunseed Nemonaeon Rhean
Ryuusei Dazmar Peechon Marluxian
Klaser Veigita Cadilihar Omens
Minnonn Jassrainna Winema Tibba
Ambraisha Melani Kateana Nalina
Kaetel Axhinde Jahira Rochaelina
*Tayre

With a quick flick of the wrist, Flashmerk spins his horn around in his palm, stopping it as the tip enters an enruned tanik trunk...
Then...CLICK! It opens!
>
* Violenttmoon just bit the dust!
>
Qith asks, "Theresa epath?"
>
Flashmerk put a blackened shard of ki'lin horn in his gold locksmith kit.
>release
You feel the magic of your spell rush away from you.
>
Aone just arrived.
>
Oddeye just arrived.
>
Flashmerk put an enruned tanik trunk in his assassin's cloak.
>l aone
You see Aone the Highwayman.
He appears to be a Human from Jantalar.
He appears to be youthful and average height. He has gold-flecked blue-grey eyes and fair skin. He has shoulder length, tied back blue-black hair. He has a clean-shaven face, a classical nose and a generous mouth.
He has a black vaalorn thorn in his left eyebrow.
He has some minor cuts and bruises on his right hand, and minor bruises about the head.
He is wearing a clockwork bronze flower bud, a matte black sniper's long bow inlaid with swirls of vultite, an ebon-hued cavalier hat adorned with a burnished silver griffin feather, a black deathstone amulet, an icy blue pendant, an oddly misshapen quiver, a feystone-eyed vultite dragon armband, a belted black cotton longcoat, a thin lockpick wrist sheath, a deep grey metal kit, a coarse black cotton satchel, a riveted black leather suit-of-plates, a pair of matte black boots, a crystal amulet, an ebon satchel embroidered with a constellation resembling a cat's paw, and a gold ring.
>scream aone
You scream at Aone!
>
Flashmerk removes a simple tanik trunk from in his assassin's cloak.
>
Flashmerk removes a silver lockpick from in his gold locksmith kit.
>
Aone snickers.
>
With a quick flick of the wrist, Flashmerk spins his lockpick around in his palm, stopping it as the tip enters a simple tanik trunk...
Flashmerk gets his silver lockpick stuck in the lock! He carefully tries to work it free.
>
Aone removes a brilliant blue gift box from in his black cotton longcoat.

You gasp.

You scream at Aone!
>
* Katya just bit the dust!
>
Qith yells, "Medic!"
>
Aone sniffs at his blue gift box.
>
Speaking in Guildspeak, Oddeye asks something you don't understand.
>
Vrannar just arrived.

You beg and plead with Aone!

You beg and plead with Aone!

You kneel down.

You begin to grovel desperately.
>
Aone shows you a brilliant blue gift box, which he is holding in his right hand. You see nothing unusual.


Aone offers you a brilliant blue gift box. Type ACCEPT to accept the offer or DECLINE to decline it. The offer will expire in 30 seconds.

You accept Aone's offer and are now holding a brilliant blue gift box.

You scream!
>
Vrannar makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Vrannar gestures.
A brilliant luminescence surrounds Vrannar.

You tear greedily into the blue gift box, trying to reach the contents. Ribbons and paper go flying everywhere. You smile contentedly, admiring your present.
>
With a quick flick of the wrist, Flashmerk spins his lockpick around in his palm, stopping it as the tip enters a simple tanik trunk...
Flashmerk gets his silver lockpick stuck in the lock! He carefully tries to work it free.

You fall to the ground laughing hysterically!
>
Vrannar makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Vrannar gestures.
A bright luminescence surrounds Vrannar.

You stand back up.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
>
You feel more refreshed.
>
You feel at full magical power again.
>
Speaking in Guildspeak, Oddeye asks something you don't understand.
>
The appearance of great calm leaves Nakiro as he looks up and glances around.

>
Vrannar makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Vrannar gestures.
A silvery luminescence surrounds Vrannar.

You scream!
>
Nakiro stands up.
>
You hear someone humming to himself in the shadows.
>
Fizzan quietly says, "Nakiro."
>
Flashmerk slyly says, "Sure."

You drop some purple polka-dotted socks.
>
Nakiro just went out.
>
A distressed desert spirit hurriedly flits out of sight.
>110 aone
Vrannar recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
>
Vrannar gestures.
Glowing specks of translucent white energy begin to spin around Vrannar.
>
You utter a light chant and raise your hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to aid you with the Unbalance spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
Cast at what?
>
Fizzan gazes up into the heavens.
>
A cloud of dense silvery fog suddenly appears. The fog quickly dissipates to reveal Nakiro.
>cast aone
Cast at what?
>release
You feel the magic of your spell rush away from you.
>search
You notice Dartmith who is quite obviously attempting to remain hidden.
Roundtime: 9 sec.
>
Fizzan snickers.
>
A distressed desert spirit floats in, following Nakiro.
>l

>
...wait 6 seconds.
>
You hear someone snicker.
>
Fizzan quietly says, "That wasn't worth it."

* Wyrda just bit the dust!
>
Vrannar recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
>
Vrannar gestures.
Vrannar bristles with energy.
>
Fizzan looks over at Nakiro and shakes his head.
>
A cloud of dense silvery fog suddenly appears. The fog quickly dissipates to reveal Myitkyina.
>
Fizzan quietly says, "Just going to ask for dims."
>
Teeoncy's group just arrived.
>
Fizzan nods.
>
Oddeye bows to Flashmerk.
>
Qith smiles at Myitkyina.
>
Vrannar recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
>
Vrannar gestures.
Vrannar is surrounded by a shimmering field of energy.
>
Nakiro traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...

Nakiro gestures at Fizzan.
Nothing happens.
>
Myitkyina hugs Qith.
>
Vrannar recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
>
Vrannar gestures.
Vrannar appears somehow changed.
>
Fizzan stares off into space.
>tap my cap
You tap a celestial blue jester's cap adorned with a multitude of tiny bells.
>
* Enormis joins the adventure.
>
Nakiro traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...
>
Nakiro gestures at Fizzan.
A dim aura surrounds Fizzan.
>
Speaking in Guildspeak, Oddeye says something you don't understand.
>
Nakiro waves.
>
Qith yells, "Medic!"
>
Myitkyina asks, "Could someone heal me please?"
>
Fizzan quietly says, "Ahh."
>
Vrannar recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
>
Fizzan nods.
>
Vrannar gestures.
Vrannar looks considerably more imposing.
>roll laugh
You fall to the ground laughing hysterically!
>
Fizzan waves.
>
Qith flails his arms about.
>
Nakiro just went out
>
Flashmerk slyly says, "Welcome."
>wear cap
You can only wear 1 of that kind of item.
>
Oddeye just tiptoed out.
>
A distressed desert spirit hurriedly flits out of sight.
>
A desert foxhound drools with ravenous hunger!
>
Vrannar traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...
>
Vrannar gestures.
Multicolored rays shoot out of Vrannar's body and flow into the shimmering sphere around him.
>remove hat
You take a brushed blue felt hat off your head.
>drop hat
With a quick flick of the wrist, Flashmerk spins his lockpick around in his palm, stopping it as the tip enters a simple tanik trunk...
Then...CLICK! It opens!
>
Aone grins at you.
>
You drop a brushed blue felt hat.
>wear cap
You put a celestial blue jester's cap adorned with a multitude of tiny bells on your head.
>
Kataleena meditates over Qith.
Kataleena takes Qith's nervous system damage.
>110 aone
You utter a light chant and raise your hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to aid you with the Unbalance spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Aone.
CS: +254 - TD: +88 + CvA: +2 + d100: +41 == +209
Warding failed!
... 44 points of damage!
Eye spins backward into skull. Aone falls to the ground dead.

* Aone drops dead at your feet!


A small elf child cries out, "Murder!". His mother then sends him off for the Guard Captain.

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
>
Kataleena meditates over Qith.
Kataleena takes Qith's head damage.
>
* Aone just bit the dust!
>stand
You stand back up.
>
Kataleena meditates over Qith.
Kataleena takes Qith's abdomen damage.
>
Qith beams happily at Kataleena!
>gawk
Kataleena meditates over Qith.
Kataleena takes Qith's back damage.
>
Your jaw drops.
>
Kataleena meditates over Qith.
Kataleena takes all of Qith's blood loss.
>
Myitkyina raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
>'Uh
You say, "Uh."
>hide
Your injuries hinder your attempt to hide.
Roundtime: 10 sec.
You see Eriyan turn his head in your direction as you hide.
You see Teeoncy turn her head in your direction as you hide.
You see Myitkyina turn her head in your direction as you hide.
You see Vrannar turn his head in your direction as you hide.
You see Fizzan turn his head in your direction as you hide.
You see Jahira turn his head in your direction as you hide.
You see Kataleena turn her head in your direction as you hide.
You see Lochlaen turn his head in your direction as you hide.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings, but don't feel very confident about your success.
>
The dim aura fades from around Jahira.
>'Wasn't me.
You say, "Wasn't me."
>
The ghostly voice of Aone says, "Hmf."
>
Fizzan laughs!
>
Myitkyina gestures at Aone.
A luminescent web briefly forms around Aone, then fades into the body.
>
Jahira appears less confident.
>'Aone I love you.
You say, "Aone I love you."
>
A cloud wolf growls menacingly!
>
Eriyan pets the grey wolf.
>l
[Ta'Illistim, Hanging Gardens]
Although the floating platform is suspended well above the ground below, it overflows with abundant plant life. The edges of the dais are brimming with delicate white queen's lace, dark lavender, fragrant rosemary and a variety of other colorful flora. Thick grass underfoot provides an enticingly peaceful resting spot. A thin silk canopy is rolled back to permit an unobstructed view of the starry night sky. You also see a brushed blue felt hat, the Teeoncy disk, some purple polka-dotted socks, the fiery red Verrall disk, the Fizzan disk, a grey wolf that is sitting, the Flashmerk disk, a regal black wolf, a cloud wolf, a dagger, a desert foxhound, a large faenor-chased barrel and a richly finished wooden bench with some stuff on it.
Also here: Eriyan, Teeoncy, Myitkyina, Vrannar, the body of Aone who is lying down, Verrall, Qith, High Lord Fizzan who is sitting, Great Lord Jahira who is lying down, Flashmerk, Kataleena, Lochlaen, Klaser who is kneeling
Obvious paths: out
>
You feel more refreshed.
>
The brilliant aura fades away from Jahira.
>
Eriyan affectionately scratches the wolf's neck.
>
The opalescent aura fades from around Jahira.
>
The ghostly voice of Aone says, "You have an interesting way of showing it."
>
Kataleena says, "Uh oh."
>
The scintillating light fades from Flashmerk's hands.
>
Flashmerk put a simple tanik trunk in his assassin's cloak.
>
Kataleena meditates over Aone.
Kataleena takes Aone's head damage.
>
Kataleena meditates over Aone.
Kataleena takes Aone's left eye damage.
>'It was a love tap.
You say, "It was a love tap."
>
Kataleena meditates over Aone.
Kataleena takes Aone's right hand damage.
>
* Kukashi just bit the dust!
>
Kataleena meditates over Aone.
Kataleena takes all of Aone's blood loss.
>
Eriyan closes his eyes and makes a quick, subtle gesture.
>
Kataleena murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>cbone kat
Omens just arrived.
>
Kataleena concentrates.
Kataleena's back looks better.
>
You come out of hiding.
You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...
Your spell is ready.
>
You channel at Kataleena.
You concentrate intently on Kataleena, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Kataleena!
CS: +278 - TD: +121 + CvA: +25 + d100: +30 == +212
Warding failed!
Kataleena shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop her body.
Kataleena is crushed for 65 points of damage!
... 60 points of damage!
Blow to chest frees a rib to spear a lung and heart!

* Kataleena drops dead at your feet!


A melodic voice from the crowd echoes, "Murder! Murder! Someone call for the Guard Captain!"

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
>
Flashmerk removes a badly damaged wooden coffer from in his assassin's cloak.
>
The powerful look leaves Omens.
>
* Kataleena just bit the dust!
>'Way to vulture.

A number of guardsmen haughtily strut in, led by the Guard Captain.

With great ease, the Guard Captain grabs you and shackles your wrists.

"There you are! We don't tolerate your crimes in Ta'Illistim, no we don't! Come along now!" says the Guard Captain.

With a keen eye, the Guard Captain glances over you quickly. He says, "We'll not have you dying before sentence is carried out. Let's get you healed up, though there will of course be a slight charge for it." With that, a demure looking city official, evidently an empath, comes forward and heals all your maladies.

The Guard Captain then drags you off.


Arriving at the Hall of Justice, the Guard Captain gestures to a nearby guardsman who strips you of your possessions and tosses them into a box. The Guard Captain then drags you over to a metal grate that he quickly opens and throws you through. "Enjoy your stay until the judge is ready to talk to you!" he snickers softly.

With a dull thud the grate drops back into place, leaving you trapped.
[Hall of Justice, Oubliette]
Silence. Loneliness. Despair. Here you are lost, with no clear idea of when you will be found. The oubliette is a round, featureless room, with no visible entryway or exit, save for a tiny grating some thirty or more feet above you. Water drips down steadily from the metal grate, causing a faint rhythmic tapping noise to penetrate the ever present silence.
Obvious exits: none
>
You say, "Way to vulture."
>

[Galleazzo]

That's pretty fucked up, Tayre. Looks like you're in the right place for it.

:stupid:

[Drew]

(Kristalis lands on Arliquin like a sumo wrestler.)


I like Kristalis ok, but I just can't begin to mention the number of things wrong with this act.

[Artha]

Kristalis has, I believe, won this award multiple times. Really early in the thread, she wins it before 5 am.

[Edited on 7-7-2004 by Artha]

Edit II:
Chivalrous says, "Off to hunt I suppose."
>
Kristalis dances around the room to music only she can hear.
>
Chivalrous works his way into some inky black armor.
>
Chivalrous says, "Wow."
>
Kristalis utters a light chant and raises her hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to her aid...
>
Kristalis gestures at Chivalrous.
CS: +161 - TD: +79 + CvA: +2 + d100: +70 == +154
Warding failed!
Chivalrous is stunned.
>
Speaking to Chivalrous, Kristalis asks, "What?"

[Edited on 7-7-2004 by Artha]
[Edited because I missed something unimportant.]

[Edited on 7-7-2004 by Artha]

[Drew]

Same set of events ::groan::



Arliquin says, "Luukos and his twin brother Lukoos."
>
Arliquin recites:

"Luukos I am your father... "

[Artha]

Those two must be purged.

[Edited on 7-7-2004 by Artha]

[Caramia]

In Ta'Illistim on the Dais no less:

Alahnna recites:

"Yadda yadda, Goddess, blah blah, Power, and some hanging monkies on a garden! GET UP!"

A stellar example of a cleric roleplaying as she raises someone from the dead.

[Artha]

That's better than a few other ceremonies I've seen.

[Drew]

Originally posted by Caramia
In Ta'Illistim on the Dais no less:

Alahnna recites:

"Yadda yadda, Goddess, blah blah, Power, and some hanging monkies on a garden! GET UP!"

A stellar example of a cleric roleplaying as she raises someone from the dead.

That's awesome, I hate when clerics give you the whole speech that they have on a macro.

[Scott]

[Saryann (subdued)] "ot kaislyn Well I know he is married RL....sooo...I wouldn't get too attached"

[Drew]

Gunnz [subdued]: "I am of the guild of Bard. I am a singer of songs.. I am a swinger of the Skull Crusher... I bring death, with background music. I am Gunnz."

I don't know what this was exactly, but it made me laugh when I read it.

[Chadj]

Fuckin retard.

[Drew]

you mean, retart

[Edaarin]

Pop boxes without checking for traps. Brilliant.

Gurwulf accepts Tyrule's iron chest.
>
Gurwulf gathers the remaining coins from inside his iron chest.
>
Gurwulf removes a scratched wooden box from in his leather duffel bag.
>
Gurwulf offers Tyrule a scratched wooden box.
>
Tyrule accepts Gurwulf's wooden box.
>
Tyrule makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
Tyrule gestures.
Tyrule appears to be keenly aware of his surroundings.
>
Tyrule suddenly looks drained!
>
Tyrule makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Tyrule gestures at a scratched wooden box.
A scratched wooden box vibrates slightly.
>
Tyrule makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Tyrule gestures at a scratched wooden box.
A scratched wooden box vibrates slightly.
>
Tyrule makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Tyrule gestures at a scratched wooden box.
A scratched wooden box vibrates slightly.
>
Tyrule makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Tyrule gestures at a scratched wooden box.
A scratched wooden box vibrates slightly.
>
Tyrule makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Tyrule gestures at a scratched wooden box.
A scratched wooden box vibrates slightly.
>
Tyrule makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Tyrule gestures at a scratched wooden box.
A scratched wooden box vibrates slightly.
>
Tyrule makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Tyrule gestures at a scratched wooden box.
You hear a soft click from the box and it suddenly flies open.
Suddenly, you hear a sound like shattered crystal and a bright dark red light flashes from the lock mechanism!

Tyrule is engulfed by the light!
... 30 points of damage!
Extreme heat causes Tyrule's right arm to expand and snap. That must hurt!
He is stunned!
A wave of crimson ethereal ripples moves outward from a scratched wooden box.
You are buffeted by the crimson ethereal waves, and knocked to the ground.
You are pinned in place, unable to move.
Roundtime: 10 sec.
... 25 points of damage!
Right hand fried to a crisp. Think barbecue sauce.
You are stunned for 2 rounds!
Tyrule is buffeted by the crimson ethereal waves, and is knocked to the ground.
... 25 points of damage!
Flames incinerate right arm to the bone. Not a pleasant sight.

A nearby townsman hurries off screaming, "Tyrule has committed endangering public safety!"

[AlahnnaDenale]

Actually, thats within my cleric's RP.. she's nuts, if you haven't figured it out.



Originally posted by Caramia
In Ta'Illistim on the Dais no less:

Alahnna recites:

"Yadda yadda, Goddess, blah blah, Power, and some hanging monkies on a garden! GET UP!"

A stellar example of a cleric roleplaying as she raises someone from the dead.

[Bobmuhthol]

Nuts and hot.

[carolienaine]

I miss the "Orange Monkey God" that Anshef used to do. It was awesome. Watching him raise was always interesting

[Artha]

Carolie wins by association.

[AnticorRifling]

Atrimist/Artamist/Jaehood <--- Moron of the week at least. Saying things like UR stupid, I didn't talk shit, etc out loud in game. Also as Artimist/Artamist saying he would bring Jaehood his brother or other soul (he used both phrases) to come kill me. Also made sure I knew Jaehood was a Great Lord....

Whoopty shit. You're a retard and I hope you get banned or fail 9th grade and lose your internet connection as a punishment until you get your grades up.

[Chadj]

I was in 9th grade playing this game.
I wasn't that stupid.

Try 7th grade.

[Drew]

[Icemule Trace, Town Center]
The bustling town comes together in this square. Halflings dressed in varying fashions stand about, some chattering happily, others reclining on cloaks laid on the ground. One ancient halfling leans against the base of the large ice statue of a mule, snoring blissfully. A feeling of community pervades the area, putting you immediately at ease. You also see a carved ice bench with some stuff on it.
Also here: High Lord Dujas, Lord Nykto, Arliquin, Pheragain who is lying down, Gump who is sitting, Waryn who is sitting
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
>
Arliquin says, "Wonder what to do with 250 training points..."
>

Zyre says, "Giv'em to me."
>
>
Arliquin says, "Okay."
>
Arliquin laughs!
>

(Arliquin gives Zyre all his training points)
>
Arliquin says, "Don't spend em all in one place."






------

Anticor:

For what it's worth, Jaehood lets some moron who play the account sometimes and he's the one who usually stirs up trouble, not the actual guy who owns the account. Still makes him an idiot though.

[Caiylania]

That's horrid. I would have actually reported that crap. And I don't report often :(

[Miss X]

Wow, did you report Arliquin for that? That's pretty bad considering he is a mentor and we are supposed to promote roleplay. Ick. :(

[Snapp]

Darkkwolf sings:

"Word life its the base of thugonomics"

[Percocet]

I have a problem with Darkkwolf. He's very conceited and whenever he arrives somewhere he has to announce himself, sometimes including his condition.

[Toxicvixen]

Its funny to hear someone announce themselves when we already get the message so and so just arrived. Overkill to say the least.

[Artha]

Lashmila/Ramein wins for not being able to seperate characters, and still losing.

edit

>cman hams lash
You leap from hiding to attack!
You quickly dart behind Lashmila and try to hamstring her!
[Roll result: 123 (open d100: 21) Penalties: 5]
With a vicious strike you slash at Lashmila's right hamstring with your feras machete!
...and hit for 2 points of damage!
*** As the blow lands, the feras machete unleashes a severe smiting of lightning!
... 50 points of damage!
Horrifying electrical shock converts head into blood-stained glass. Death is a step up.

* Lashmila drops dead at your feet!

A shadow seems to detach itself from Lashmila's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The air calms down around Lashmila.
The deep blue glow leaves Lashmila.
The powerful look leaves Lashmila.
The light blue glow leaves Lashmila.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Lashmila.
The bright luminescence fades from around Lashmila.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Lashmila.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
* Lashmila just bit the dust!
R>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.

You say, "You lose. Again."

Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.

You quietly whisper to Lashmila, "Until you say you're sorry, publicly, you can expect more of the same."

[PriavteTo]-Lashmila: "I'm serious about the public appology thing. You can do it on OOC."
[Private]-Lashmila: "you can suck me in public pussy"
[PriavteTo]-Lashmila: "hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahaha"
The ghostly voice of Lashmila says, "Now your pushing your luck."

:heart:

[Edited on 8-28-2004 by Artha]

[Caiylania]

Zieo says, "I've titled 4 times so im going to make this my 5th."

:(

Originally posted by Artha

You quietly whisper to Lashmila, "Until you say you're sorry, publicly, you can expect more of the same."

[PriavteTo]-Lashmila: "I'm serious about the public appology thing. You can do it on OOC."


So which one is the moron?

[El Burro]

I can't believe you bring OOC into the game

[Lord Jinhi]

I'm reading what that arse had to say and I find it funny. He threatened Kadesha on you. No honor first off but secondly I've know Kadesha for many many years and that guy is a complete idiot if he really believes Kadesha would kill someone for him. I should seek her out and tell her myself what type of fool is envoking her name in such a manner. I got into it once with one of her now ex's and she kept out of it and we duked it out and after I killed her man she still didn't try to attack me. She has too much class to get involved physically in someone elses fight without good cause. I don't know how many trainings this person is but I'd love to hack their head off personally for having to whine to higher train characters to fight their battles.

[Alarke]

Remember when it was four months ago? Cause that's when the thread is from.

[Stunseed]

Worth the bump.

Aeraelena [subdued]: "I mean we bought a soul last night for a googleplex of silvers.."

This is one of the worst I've seen.

[Back]

Hitchhikers Guide reference = major geek

Knowing that its a Hitchhikers Guide reference = geek

Damn. I just insulted myself.

[Hips]

BUMP.

Aeyrilyn quietly says, "I suppose hshe doesnt realize that she has to leave the room before the warn will be effective."

[Sean of the Thread]

I just had an education in warns recently with our beloved douche Kapera... they are not near as potent as most people fear.

[DCSL]

Aeyrilyn and her pet made me want to puke.

[Kainen]

Speaking to Kyal, Vasenya says, "Dont force me to give you a golden shower instead..."

Talk about fucking disgusting.

[Hips]

Aeraelena softly says, "Jebus."

[Volstock]

what she was calling for me. In game I was once known as the great Jebus!

[Drew]

Moron of the day: Me



You: "go herektir http://www.gs4.org/index.php?pagename=EG05"

Koquette: "My ears are burning."

Cido: "brain... shut up"

[Private] Herektir: "was it updated lately, i copied that earlier and the shop wasnt listed"

You: "Some foul spell must have caused me to do that."

Naessi: "If the Costume Contest has been cancelled, could someone in the know please make an announcement? There's a small crowd here, and we've got costumes and aren't afraid to use them!"

[Private] Ceyrin: "(OOC- PLease don't do that again.)"

You: "Apologies."

Stunseed: "Damnable magic."

Ceyrin: "That sounds entertaining."

You: "Aye, the cause of many problems if you ask me."

[Stunseed]

Rocksand softly says, "I got balls in my cloak."

[FinisWolf]

Originally posted by Drew
[Icemule Trace, Town Center]
The bustling town comes together in this square. Halflings dressed in varying fashions stand about, some chattering happily, others reclining on cloaks laid on the ground. One ancient halfling leans against the base of the large ice statue of a mule, snoring blissfully. A feeling of community pervades the area, putting you immediately at ease. You also see a carved ice bench with some stuff on it.
Also here: High Lord Dujas, Lord Nykto, Arliquin, Pheragain who is lying down, Gump who is sitting, Waryn who is sitting
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
>
Arliquin says, "Wonder what to do with 250 training points..."
>

Zyre says, "Giv'em to me."
>
>
Arliquin says, "Okay."
>
Arliquin laughs!
>

(Arliquin gives Zyre all his training points)
>
Arliquin says, "Don't spend em all in one place."






------

Anticor:

For what it's worth, Jaehood lets some moron who play the account sometimes and he's the one who usually stirs up trouble, not the actual guy who owns the account. Still makes him an idiot though.

I really think Arli got sold, he was NEVER that fucking retarded!

Finis

Edited to say, I just realized this was like forever ago.

[Edited on 11-7-2005 by FinisWolf]

[Stunseed]

Bumped for the following.

Stephivie says, "Demon Isp is plauging me lately."

[Sean of the Thread]

I hope you RP nominated.

[Stunseed]

Hooray for more morons.

[Ackbontiumn (subdued)]: "under sbc whats the title of spidertempel?"

[mgoddess]

[OOC]-Rayquaza: "no, I just warn the people who kill me, sooner or later it'll stop"

(Referring to everyone who keeps killing him for sleeping in the RR Commons...)

[Merala]

He threatened to warn Merala for surging him while he's sleeping there. She's just trying to make him safer from all the people who're trying to kill him!

Kneelers make better targets than standers after all.

Actually, maybe she's just trying to annoy him...

[Olanan]

His half-krolvin also likes AFK sancting the park all day. I had to kill him several times to make him stop, and the GMs didn't give a fuck at all that he was doing it. :wtf:

[Sean of the Thread]

AFK script sancting the park is rather stupid ??

[Asha]

It's definately annoying. I'd have done the same if no-one cared to act on the reports.

[Alfster]

AFK sanct scripters always get my suicide boxes

[Merala]

Speaking warmly to Ylexis, Dracmire says, "Wer wer you a minet agow ^_^ i died."

[Latrinsorm]

Nomination for Moron of the Quarter.

[RichardCranium]

(Freessia melts into a apuddle of embarrassment.)

[Merala]

I woulda thought Freessia was better than that....

[RichardCranium]

Rathma says, "I can't help that everyone wants to be as awesome as the Rathma."
s>
Rathma strikes a heroic pose.
s>
Rathma struts about.
s>
Rathma sings:

"Whatcha gonna do with all that thrak, all that trak up in your pack"

Rathma sings:

"Youuuuu'vvve got meeee speeeeeending"

s>
Rathma sings:

"Spending all my silvers silver"

Rathma says, "Break it down."
s>
Rathma dances around the room to music only he can hear.
s>
Rathma dances around the room to music only he can hear.

[Aaysia]

tell me he died immediately after that. Even though while reading it I kinda snickered.

[Snapp]

:lol: I thought it was funny, although probably not appropriate.

[Merala]

I laughed too. Anywhere but in Gemstone people.


Side note:

The really sad part, is I finished the entire song in my head. ::cough, cough::

[Stanley Burrell]

[Dreamlock (subdued)] "calling Doctor Howard, Doctor Fine, Doctor Howard, your all needed in the TSC for mass healings."

:banghead:

[ESSA]

Rathma says, "I can't help that everyone wants to be as awesome as the Rathma."
s>
Rathma strikes a heroic pose.
s>
Rathma struts about.
s>
Rathma sings:

"Whatcha gonna do with all that thrak, all that trak up in your pack"

Rathma sings:

"Youuuuu'vvve got meeee speeeeeending"

s>
Rathma sings:

"Spending all my silvers silver"

Rathma says, "Break it down."
s>
Rathma dances around the room to music only he can hear.
s>
Rathma dances around the room to music only he can hear.

Rathma is one funny fucker :rofl:

[Stunseed]

The intelligence on this one, it boggles the mind.

[OOC]-Vaktof: "maybe I did, but I think it was cause yer a butthole loser dumb ass fart knocker"

Vaktof's GS level = high
Vaktof's vocabulary level = none
Vaktof's IQ and age are prolly in the same region = low teen's. 20 tops.

[Artha]

'fart knocker' = age < 15

[StrayRogue]

Sharpedged. Anyone whose had to listen to this idiot on Psinet or his scripted Lockpicking drivel on the dais will understand why.

A special mention of him goes out to SP too, as this gimp likes to pretend he's been around forever.

[StJimmy]

^ aka Whispersdeath

[StrayRogue]

So it would seem. What a twat.

[Olanan]

I nominate Spaewife for giggling too damn much.

[Ignot]

I have to nominate Sackett for assassinating people and then apologizing over and over in OOC.

You cant be an assassin and then say your sorry. Grow a backbone damnit!

[StrayRogue]

Seriously, why does ANYONE tolerate Ariond? He's as bad as any Cleara or Atreau? The mother fucker will not STFU on Psinet at all. What a waste of fucking space.

[Kainen]

Seriously, why does ANYONE tolerate Ariond? He's as bad as any Cleara or Atreau? The mother fucker will not STFU on Psinet at all. What a waste of fucking space.


Don't ask me.. I've thought of him as a douche for quite a while now. It amazes me that people ever thought he was funny. Guess it has to wear on some people...

[Olanan]

I have nothing useful in the least to say about the above post. :(