A pic of me

[4a6c1]

Man fuck that bitch that can wear that pullup top without sag.

[Delias]

WHERES THE BEEF?

It's waiting for you to open your mouth.

[Gnome Rage]

It's waiting for you to open your mouth.

I think Ahhh would have been a better response than what I originally wrote so I'm changing my answer now.

[WRoss]

Man fuck that bitch that can wear that pullup top without sag.

What's a pull-up top?

[iJin]

A tube top for girls with no boobs.

[4a6c1]

haha whatever its called

[Gnome Rage]

Man fuck that bitch that can wear that pullup top without sag.
NEVERMIND I suck.

[4a6c1]

a gaiter. you know, those things

[WRoss]

A tube top for girls with no boobs.

Yup, they are barely there.

[Delias]

NEVERMIND I suck.

For a while when you were super-attention-whorey you really irritated me. Now that you've toned it down I like you again. You keep posting pictures of butts and using the word suck and mouth, and now I am aroused.... admittedly, it doesn't take much.

[Gnome Rage]

For a while when you were super-attention-whorey you really irritated me. Now that you've toned it down I like you again. You keep posting pictures of butts and using the word suck and mouth, and now I am aroused.... admittedly, it doesn't take much.

Well... I think I used to give a fuck what people thought. Now, I'm just bat shit crazy and its whatever.

[Delias]

Well... I think I used to give a fuck what people thought. Now, I'm just bat shit crazy and its whatever.

It's freeing, right?

[Gnome Rage]

Sure is, when you're crazy you can say whatever you want and it doesn't matter cause you're crazy!

[diethx]

This thread has just gotten ridiculous.

[AnticorRifling]

This thread has just gotten ridiculous.

Just now?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EUg3WYQzvc8/SPTMvf1coKI/AAAAAAAAAHw/eI5U7ENaoHA/s400/380spaceballs.jpg

But when is then?

[diethx]

Also I love how GR is all I DON'T ATTENTION WHORE ANYMORE I AM SO SORRY FOR STARTING THREADS LIKE THIS ONE and then fills this thread with attention whoring pics of herself. I mean, her attention whoring is just as obnoxious as Brenda's, but I guess at least she's following through so some of you might be happy.

You should both go brain yourselves, though.

[AnticorRifling]

Do they have the required equipment?

[diethx]

Do they have the required equipment?

GHEHGEHGHEHGEHG.

[AnticorRifling]

Also the blue booty pic made this thread, not sure what else happened in it, when in doubt I'll just go back to that.

[msconstrew]

Also I love how GR is all I DON'T ATTENTION WHORE ANYMORE I AM SO SORRY FOR STARTING THREADS LIKE THIS ONE and then fills this thread with attention whoring pics of herself. I mean, her attention whoring is just as obnoxious as Brenda's, but I guess at least she's following through so some of you might be happy.

You should both go brain yourselves, though.

^^^^^

If I could rep you, I would.

Also, LOL at Delias for asserting that GR isn't an attention whore anymore in this particular thread.

[Gnome Rage]

Guys... it was supposed to be funny. Oh well.

[4a6c1]

Interesting moral question: Who decided that being an attention whore on the internet was a bad thing? Aren't the most successful attention whores merely the leaders of our culture...ie. politicians, celebrities, atheletes?

Perhaps the sin of being an attention whore on the internet comes from the fact that the very essence of the internet celebrates Beta (as opposed to Alpha) personality types. Maybe it's a good thing to be an outsider in a culture run by introverts.

Anyway, I have things to do so if Kastrel wants to he can further explain this point in long, sensitive paragraphs.

[Drew]

All I know is I'm alpha as fuck cause I Hulk smash anything that gets in my way.

[Kastrel]

Interesting moral question: Who decided that being an attention whore on the internet was a bad thing? Aren't the most successful attention whores merely the leaders of our culture...ie. politicians, celebrities, atheletes?

Perhaps the sin of being an attention whore on the internet comes from the fact that the very essence of the internet celebrates Beta (as opposed to Alpha) personality types. Maybe it's a good thing to be an outsider in a culture run by introverts.

Anyway, I have things to do so if Kastrel wants to he can further explain this point in long, sensitive paragraphs.

. . . . Is it . .

*sigh*

. . . . . . . . is it bad that I was seriously thinking about how I would respond to and expand upon your post before I got to that sentence?

[AnticorRifling]

All I know is I'm alpha as fuck cause I Hulk smash anything that gets in my way.

Wouldn't that be gamma?

[4a6c1]

All I know is I'm alpha as fuck cause I Hulk smash anything that gets in my way.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKtdTJP_GUI

[WRoss]

Interesting moral question: Who decided that being an attention whore on the internet was a bad thing? Aren't the most successful attention whores merely the leaders of our culture...ie. politicians, celebrities, atheletes?

Perhaps the sin of being an attention whore on the internet comes from the fact that the very essence of the internet celebrates Beta (as opposed to Alpha) personality types. Maybe it's a good thing to be an outsider in a culture run by introverts.

Anyway, I have things to do so if Kastrel wants to he can further explain this point in long, sensitive paragraphs.

Being an attention whore means you get unwarranted attention. For example: The Kardashians and Paris Hilton. Our leaders get attention because they are talented, smart, good leaders, etc...

[AnticorRifling]

Look at me to look at me because hey look at me.

[diethx]

Being an attention whore means you get unwarranted attention. For example: The Kardashians and Paris Hilton. Our leaders get attention because they are talented, smart, good leaders, etc...

No fucking shit. What a dumb statement.

[AnticorRifling]

I think you quoted the wrong post.

[Gelston]

This thread has made so many turns. Fuck yall.

[msconstrew]

Interesting moral question: Who decided that being an attention whore on the internet was a bad thing? Aren't the most successful attention whores merely the leaders of our culture...ie. politicians, celebrities, atheletes?

Perhaps the sin of being an attention whore on the internet comes from the fact that the very essence of the internet celebrates Beta (as opposed to Alpha) personality types. Maybe it's a good thing to be an outsider in a culture run by introverts.

Anyway, I have things to do so if Kastrel wants to he can further explain this point in long, sensitive paragraphs.

There is absolutely nothing to do with morality in that question.

[diethx]

I think you quoted the wrong post.

No.. but I phrased it confusingly (to all those not me). I meant "No fucking shit" to Ross's post. Then I was talking about Rojo's post when I said it was a dumb statement.

[AnticorRifling]

Weren't you just telling someone to multi quote?! Reported.

[msconstrew]

. . . . Is it . .

*sigh*

. . . . . . . . is it bad that I was seriously thinking about how I would respond to and expand upon your post before I got to that sentence?

You're not the only one, except I wanted to nitpick it and then analyze the hell out of it in a totally pedantic manner.

[Paradii]

Weren't you just telling someone to multi quote?! Reported.
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[Tgo01]

Interesting moral question: Who decided that being an attention whore on the internet was a bad thing? Aren't the most successful attention whores merely the leaders of our culture...ie. politicians, celebrities, atheletes?

Perhaps the sin of being an attention whore on the internet comes from the fact that the very essence of the internet celebrates Beta (as opposed to Alpha) personality types. Maybe it's a good thing to be an outsider in a culture run by introverts.

Anyway, I have things to do so if Kastrel wants to he can further explain this point in long, sensitive paragraphs.

I think there is a big difference between "hey I just got a hole in one on a par 5 course" and "hey I just golfed in a skimpy, skin tight outfit! Like, I think I had to hit the ball 20 times to get it in the hole...did you know there is a difference between a wood and an iron? LOL! Did I mention I did a backwards crab walk between each hole too?"

[diethx]

Weren't you just telling someone to multi quote?! Reported.

BUT IT WAS IN THE SAME THOUGHT PROCESS AND DIDN'T NEED MULTIQUOTING. USE YOUR BRAIN SIR. USE YOUR BRAIN.

I was even talking TO Ross. fsfsfsefafs

[AnticorRifling]

Great...now Delias is going to be even more lost. Way to go Tgo.

[diethx]

Great...now Delias is going to be even more lost. Way to go Tgo.

lolol

[WRoss]

This is for you Rojo:

http://i.imgur.com/jztLw.jpg

[DCSL]

That was hilarious. I want to see a devious, patriarchal smile.

[4a6c1]

This is for you Rojo:

http://i.imgur.com/jztLw.jpg

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/27286912.jpg

[Delias]

Great...now Delias is going to be even more lost. Way to go Tgo.

This.

[4a6c1]

Being an attention whore means you get unwarranted attention. For example: The Kardashians and Paris Hilton. Our leaders get attention because they are talented, smart, good leaders, etc...

Most people who are famous get that way by benefit of unwarranted attention and they are the richest and most powerful members of our celebrity centric culture - in effect the leaders. But not everyone who is famous has a talent or a skill, some are simply better at selling themselves than the rest of us. Effectively, they have been attention whores to the right people at the right time (The Snookies of the world, I'm looking at you). In some ways we celebrate a culture of attention whoring and we are all attention whores who participate in an equal amount of consumerist-centric attention whore celebration. Only a subculture such as this one, fostered by the anonymity of introverts, would invent a negative outlook on such raw extroversion. Methais called it a double standard earlier in the thread when he offered Brenda a link to the boob thread. Our double standard is not entirely unrecognized and not entirely negative either, it shows we recognize the benefits of having underculture (and art!). And it became a moral question when I brought in the question of right and wrong/good and bad. "Who decided being an attention whore is bad?" Obviously. :)

[Atlanteax]

Where is GnomeRage to save the day?

[Bobmuhthol]

Dude that already happened.

[CrystalTears]

Most people who are famous get that way by benefit of unwarranted attention and they are the richest and most powerful members of our celebrity centric culture - in effect the leaders. But not everyone who is famous has a talent or a skill, some are simply better at selling themselves than the rest of us. Effectively, they have been attention whores to the right people at the right time (The Snookies of the world, I'm looking at you). In some ways we celebrate a culture of attention whoring and we are all attention whores who participate in an equal amount of consumerist-centric attention whore celebration. Only a subculture such as this one, fostered by the anonymity of introverts, would invent a negative outlook on such raw extroversion. Methais called it a double standard earlier in the thread when he offered Brenda a link to the boob thread. Our double standard is not entirely unrecognized and not entirely negative either, it shows we recognize the benefits of having underculture (and art!). And it became a moral question when I brought in the question of right and wrong/good and bad. "Who decided being an attention whore is bad?" Obviously. :)
There is nothing good that has come out of the attention whoring from the likes of Paris Hilton, Snookie and Co, and the Kardashians. There is nothing redeeming about any of them and yet for some reason they are celebrities. It makes me sad that no-talent ass clowns have that kind of clout.

[Delias]

There is nothing good that has come out of the attention whoring from the likes of Paris Hilton, Snookie and Co, and the Kardashians. There is nothing redeeming about any of them and yet for some reason they are celebrities. It makes me sad that no-talent ass clowns have that kind of clout.

Right except....what clout? I mean, does anyone ever give a shit what Paris Hilton says or does? Sure, they are famous and they are assclowns, but basically they are just well known assclowns that people get to mock.

[CrystalTears]

Right except....what clout? I mean, does anyone ever give a shit what Paris Hilton says or does? Sure, they are famous and they are assclowns, but basically they are just well known assclowns that people get to mock.
Even if it amounts to [more] fame and fortune, they shouldn't even get that. Who is watching all those reality shows that they continue for so long anyway?

[DCSL]

Right except....what clout? I mean, does anyone ever give a shit what Paris Hilton says or does? Sure, they are famous and they are assclowns, but basically they are just well known assclowns that people get to mock.

As ludicrous as it seems to many of us, a lot of people actually... care... about these "assclowns" and what they think and do. And uh, let's not forget that we have a few Jersey Shore fans even on this forum. They do have some influence, one way or another.

[Delias]

As ludicrous as it seems to many of us, a lot of people actually... care... about these "assclowns" and what they think and do. And uh, let's not forget that we have a few Jersey Shore fans even on this forum. They do have some influence, one way or another.

I say we begin The Purge.

[WRoss]

We should ship all these assclowns and their fans to a secluded island. Instead of fucking up like the English and sending them to a cool island like Australia, we should send them to Greenland.

[DCSL]

I would miss diethx.

[Delias]

We should ship all these assclowns and their fans to a secluded island. Instead of fucking up like the English and sending them to a cool island like Australia, we should send them to Greenland.

Australia is only cool because it is entirely peopled with criminals. It's super hot and everything is venomous. That is cool in a "I like to learn about venomous creatures" kind of way, but not in the "I think I'd like to live there" sort of way.

[WRoss]

Australia is only cool because it is entirely peopled with criminals. It's super hot and everything is venomous. That is cool in a "I like to learn about venomous creatures" kind of way, but not in the "I think I'd like to live there" sort of way.

That is a myth perpetuated by Australians to keep the people off their cool island.

[Elvenlady]

We should ship all these assclowns and their fans to a secluded island. Instead of fucking up like the English and sending them to a cool island like Australia, we should send them to Greenland.

Hey, we didn't fuck up! They have spiders lurking in their toilets down there and that's not cool.

[4a6c1]

There is nothing good that has come out of the attention whoring from the likes of Paris Hilton, Snookie and Co, and the Kardashians. There is nothing redeeming about any of them and yet for some reason they are celebrities. It makes me sad that no-talent ass clowns have that kind of clout.

Don't forget the money making machines of The Bachelor/Bachelorette, Big Brother, Survivor etc. An entire industry built on no talent ass clowns. And those fuckers get rich when they sell pictures of their babies to magazines like People and Ok! or advertise late night infomercials. Entire TV shows are dedicated to their minor woes.... like shrines to consumerism - TMZ, Entertainment Tonight, NewsFix.

[Keller]

So if I am following, GR created an alt account, Brenda, juked on posting pictures from the alt a ccount, and GR's main account saved the day, garnering herself more attention?

Well done, GR. Well done.

[Tenlaar]

It seems that, at least in the US, non-attention whores are dwindling at an alarming rate. Our society has somehow been trained to see attention whoring as a normal and even recommended practice.

95% of social media users, I'm looking at you.

[TheEschaton]

We should ship all these assclowns and their fans to a secluded island. Instead of fucking up like the English and sending them to a cool island like Australia, we should send them to Greenland.

I would watch that show.

Also, I've stopped using Facebook because the level of retardation, even among people I know, is getting ridiculous. Social media is....well, there's a reason you're not a journalist or someone with a respected opinion, asshat. Crowd sourcing an opinion is a horrible idea.

[Drakefang]

alright. Only cause I've always had a girlish crush on you.
bitchplz (http://oi46.tinypic.com/156cljc.jpg)

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/24803649.jpg



Well, this thread delivers better than the Boob Thread. Other than this post all I got out of the thread was a big fat WTF.

[diethx]

Even if it amounts to [more] fame and fortune, they shouldn't even get that. Who is watching all those reality shows that they continue for so long anyway?

I watched every episode of Jersey Shore. I agree that they're all no-talent assclowns, but I got a lot of entertainment out of watching them make fools of themselves time and time again. And Snooki gave us some very memorable and facepalm-worthy quotes.


I would miss diethx.

Ahahahaha. I would miss you too. :(


So if I am following, GR created an alt account, Brenda, juked on posting pictures from the alt a ccount, and GR's main account saved the day, garnering herself more attention?

Well done, GR. Well done.

LOL, oh Keller, you're awesome.

[iJin]

This thread is monkey balls.

[Latrinsorm]

L O L

bitchplz

Resident attnwhore at your servicee.I would like to state publicly that I think you are being somewhat unfairly criticized.
Here's my face and boobs. This got me really confused that Gelston turned out to be very, very European, but it was just you with a changed avatar. Knowledge is power.

Also, I have struggled for years with patriarchal. It so frequently feels like patronizing is more apt, more condescending, doesn't it? Dex, can you offer me wordly salvation?
But when is then?If I may briefly repeat a prior sentiment, the only Mel Brooks scenes worth watching out of all his movies are, double-astonishingly, the Mel Brooks scenes in Blazing Saddles.

[DCSL]

Also, I have struggled for years with patriarchal. It so frequently feels like patronizing is more apt, more condescending, doesn't it? Dex, can you offer me wordly salvation?

What? Peter Steele Playgirl Centerfold? What?

[Latrinsorm]

I want to say "this is not the res-erection I had in mind" but South Park already did that joke years and years ago. :(

I am not ashamed to admit that I googled that, saw a picture depicting "Superstars" with a man who looked very much like Rick Rude (third row, fifth over), and thought "oh dear, pro wrestling was in fact homoeroticism", but it turns out that Playgirl ran a "Superstars" nominally unrelated to the then-WWF. Nominally. I think I may have overthought this.

[Gnome Rage]

I wish I cared enough to do all of that work, but nope. This was just the chance of a life time to flex my only internet skill.

[RSR]

Originally Posted by WRoss
Here's my face and boobs.

Didn't realize Ross was really Nub. Nice banana hammock.