The Thread of Randomness.

[Stanley Burrell]

I thought that the idea of weather affecting somebody's mood was pure horseshit until I started taking 6mg of melatonin to sleep. It's unbelievable how marked the difference from going back and forth from sunshine to indoors actually is. Frickin' weird as hell. It's not even horseshit, or remotely close to barn poopy either.

[TheEschaton]

My mom defended her dissertation this morning, and is now Dr. Priya Pinto, Ph.D. Yay!

[diethx]

I'm getting so bored with GS. While I wouldn't sell my main characters, I almost want to have a giant auction and sell off my 300+ alterations and (some) gear that just sit in my lockers. Maybe I just want money, and may regret selling off my stuff. I dunno. But GS is seriously BORING RIGHT NOW.

[Stanley Burrell]

My mom defended her dissertation this morning, and is now Dr. Priya Pinto, Ph.D. Yay!

Woot, that's awesome. Congrats to her.


But GS is seriously BORING RIGHT NOW.

http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/index.xml (http://www.play.net/gs4/)

..!

[diethx]

I tried wow. Didn't like it at all.

[Stanley Burrell]

http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/3121/medievalot3.png

:medieval: :medieval: :medieval:

bleh, I don't even remember what the hell I was trying to accomplish. There's three little guys battling the big dude though.

[Apathy]

I just watched a video of a masturbating cat. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gB3Czv0vbw

Yep.

[Tisket]

These should be in a museum. I totally want one:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/wc2.jpg

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/wce_ht2.jpg

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/wce_ht5.jpg

More:
http://www.mexhapati.com/wcs.htm

[Celephais]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK...
Went to turn on my PC when I got home (didn't have it on all yesterday, haven't done anything to agitate it), and I get some weird "Bios not installed" bullshit, so I restart it and it starts doing this weird power up, power down <pause>, power up repeat... so I crack it open, reset the CMOS, and boot it back up... same drill Power up, spin fans for a second... power down. FUCK.

Now I gotta run the gauntlet of PSU check, MB check, CPU check. God damnit... worst part is I don't have another MB/CPU of the right socket.

<edit>
HELL YEAH BITCHES!! BOOYAH. SUCK MY PATHETIC LITTLE DICK, I'LL DIP MY NUTS IN MARINARA SAUCE FOR A LITTLE TASTE OF HOME!

Turns out it was some new RAM I got about two weeks ago, totally jew'd out on me. I was about to send in the rebate for them today too, that'd have sucked...

[Tisket]

I want to work for these people:

http://www.freewebs.com/campusinvestigators/

haircuts and assaults.

[Stanley Burrell]

These should be in a museum. I totally want one:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/wc2.jpg

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/wce_ht2.jpg

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/wce_ht5.jpg

I went to this thread to post about how my toilet just flushed itself without toiletry.

TISKET = REAL LIFE SAVANT, 2004 BABY! :)

[iJin]

I want to forget shit fast.

[Stanley Burrell]

I want to forget shit fast.

Greater than or equal to two girls and one cup. Unless that's what you're trying to forget. Then you're fucked.

[Tisket]

I've managed to avoid that video entirely. I've also managed to avoid seeing that Tubgirl photo since a friend advised me that it would be best to never see it. Fucking amazing considering how much time I'm online doing various things.

[TheEschaton]

I've never actually seen an unedited goatse, and I've never seen Tubgirl or 2girls1cup. Unfortunately I was rickrolled into a Lemonparty once. Ugh.

[Snapp]

I'm surprised you guys haven't looked at them out of morbid curiosity.

[The Ponzzz]

Yea, unfortunately, I have witnessed a goatse, tubgirl, lemonparty, 2girls1cup and a 2girls1finger. I also visit bangedup.com once a week to torture myself as well.

[Tisket]

I'm surprised you guys haven't looked at them out of morbid curiosity.

The problem is that you can never UN-see something.

/pussy

[Stanley Burrell]

The problem is that you can never UN-see something.

/pussy

Looks like you've beheld the Emisvagslity; all is eye candy by comparison, or at least higher quality, less infested with venereal disease Arby's #4.

Xyelin you fucking ruined Arby's for me.

[diethx]

I've never seen 2girls1cup either (I know i'd puke if I did). Or lemonparty (I don't even know what lemonparty IS, lol, although i'm assuming it's pee-related). I saw both tubgirl and goatse when I was pretty young though, which I never forgot. Then google images tricked me into goatse a couple weeks ago. I forget what I was searching for but it was NOT goatse related. Not even close :/

[Celephais]

Yeah, rule of thumb with google image search, if you've ventured past page two or three, odds are you're going to see something you'll regret seeing.

Lemonparty is just a bunch of old dudes having an orgy.

[TheEschaton]

I cannot believe that at the age of almost-27 I still can't handle tequila if I'm drinking something else.

-TheE-

[diethx]

Yeah, rule of thumb with google image search, if you've ventured past page two or three, odds are you're going to see something you'll regret seeing.

Lemonparty is just a bunch of old dudes having an orgy.

Yeah, but it was on page 2. I was thoroughly unprepared. :/

And uh, yuck!

[diethx]

I love mineral make up. It's light enough so I can wear it on hot days (almost every day in the south) and not feel like i've got a nasty mask on. In fact, I don't feel it at all. So, yay for being able to wear make up again.

[Tisket]

The Comedy channel had a Reno 911 marathon today. I've never seen one of their shows. Heard of it but just never got around to watching it. How the FUCK did I miss such a funny show. I laughed all afternoon.

[Asha]

Scraping the ice off my car windscreen in mid May.

[iJin]

I heard that persons voice and didn't crack or cry or affect me at all this morning. I think I'm doing a good job at moving on.

[Asha]

GZ :)

[Misun]

The Comedy channel had a Reno 911 marathon today. I've never seen one of their shows. Heard of it but just never got around to watching it. How the FUCK did I miss such a funny show. I laughed all afternoon.

Hah...that's a great show.

[Fallen]

Uhh..negative. I am a meat popsicle.

[Gallows Thief]

I cant believe after seeing Bob's prom pictures mine was over 20 years ago...

:scared:

[Stanley Burrell]

I cant believe after seeing Bob's prom pictures mine was over 20 years ago...

:scared:

http://www.gearlog.com/images/11242.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

I just realized that technically, the flux capacitor would take you back into the future and forward into the behind, but not actually make you not be 38 years old.

MARTY, ITSYA KIDS!

[Martaigne]

I just realized that technically, the flux capacitor would take you back into the future and forward into the behind, but not actually make you not be 38 years old.

MARTY, ITSYA KIDS!

Dude, reading your posts is like winning the jackpot of nonsense. <pulls lever> Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding! Woot-woot-woot-woot! Jackpot! Here's a pile of random-as-fuck commentary! The only thing I'm missing is the free drinks served by hot women.

[Stanley Burrell]

Dude, reading your posts is like winning the jackpot of nonsense. <pulls lever> Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding! Woot-woot-woot-woot! Jackpot! Here's a pile of random-as-fuck commentary! The only thing I'm missing is the free drinks served by hot women.

I typed in fugly waitress, and this was one of the image results, which I had to upload to ImageShack:

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/677/smywaitresstr2.png

That's going to be me. Naming my children Moonunit and Dweezil. High-five.

[Martaigne]

I rest my case.

[Augie]

So it's bad enough that I am a big baby being pregnant....all achy and whiny and stuff.

Now I'm sick cause some stupid bitch at my work decided to come in and contaminate us all. My hubby is in for a world of hurt.

[Stanley Burrell]

Technically, the three main fetal stages are set up so that you can have a deliberate inflammatory response during the second trimester, which is a field of research in obstetric immunology I've semi-been pursuing. A lot of the literature suggests you need to be susceptible to a highly vascular infection in order to get some trans-fetal immunoglobulins workin'.

Congrats though, just, on everything. Shari too. Especially your guys' boobs.

[Celephais]

http://members.cox.net/mantari/tits_or_gtfo.jpg
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/post-tits-or-gtfo.thumbnail.png

[Back]

I’m a genius. Instead of delivering her flowers wouldn’t it be great to be able to call a delivery service that sent her favorite salad? Or some artfully arranged favorite food?

[iJin]

I moved on!


And performing twice tomorrow, so ready me.

[Stanley Burrell]

I’m a genius. Instead of delivering her flowers wouldn’t it be great to be able to call a delivery service that sent her favorite salad? Or some artfully arranged favorite food?

Thanks for transcending space-time and making me buy my ex a fruit basket with your superior innovation, btw. Very thoughtful and physics-defying of you.

[Celephais]

Nothing says love like "Eat a fucking salad every now and then". Girls aren't practical, even if they eat a salad every day, if you had a salad delivered to them they'd think you were calling them fat.

[Back]

Nothing says love like "Eat a fucking salad every now and then". Girls aren't practical, even if they eat a salad every day, if you had a salad delivered to them they'd think you were calling them fat.

Really? I think you need to get out more. Actually meet a woman. Thats right, I said woman.

Grass Roots Horizon (http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/-/track/grass+roots+horizon)

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I just made "That One Night" my phone ring-tone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilBJpvzcIJg

I searched for the actual clip of Jan dancing to it but came up with nothing.

[Latrinsorm]

WTG Drayal! Did you ever fix up your diet, btw?

[diethx]

That new M. Night Shyamalamaringworm movie looks pretty interesting.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I can't wait to go see it when it comes out. I know a lot of people haven't liked his most recent stuff but I actually thought The Village and Lady in the Water were good.

[Celephais]

I liked The Village, never saw Lady in the Water, but "The Happening" looks kinda... really it's just the name, it's such a bad name.

By the way I'm watching "The Andromeda Strain" right now. The low budgetness/corniness of it is funny at times, but it reminds me of The Stand, and it's been pretty cool so far. Anyway The Happening seems to be along the same line w/ some weird disease killing everyone (except it's M Night so that means ... rANDdOM TWisST YOu NEVaaah SAW COMIN!!!)

[diethx]

I also liked The Village and Lady in the Water. I fucking hated Signs, which is the only movie of his that i've seen and hated.

[diethx]

I LOVED The Stand. The book, I mean, the movie was pretty okay though.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I really wasn't a huge fan of Signs either, but I was pretty surprised when The Village especially got such criticism. I kind of think a lot of people were just too stupid to recognize all the symbolism and metaphors, and need something a little more obvious like Signs to entertain them.

I haven't read The Stand but I enjoyed the Andromeda Strain.. I'm not sure if I'll watch the movie though because I don't want the cheesy sci-fi to ruin it for me, heh!

[diethx]

I was pretty surprised when The Village especially got such criticism.

I think that's because they promoted it as the season's biggest horror/thriller flick, and it totally wasn't. That pissed a lot people off.

[Celephais]

I LOVED The Stand. The book, I mean, the movie was pretty okay though.

The movie was AWESOME in the sense that it was terribly low budget (well it is old), but I love putting it in anytime I have the flu... so I can assume I have Capt Tripps and I'm about to mortally infect 99.7% of the population.

[TheEschaton]

I love both the books The Stand and the Andromeda Strain. I wanted to watch the Andromeda Strain tonight but I only got back home around 8:15, and it was already more than an hour in. I'm sure A&E'll rerun it.

And I like M. Night (Indian solidarity, yo), but didn't see Lady in the Water. The Happening, however, reminds me of another Stephen King book, but a really recent one, called the Cell Phone, or The Cell, or something. If that's the twist, we'll know what the movie was based on.

-TheE-

[Celephais]

I love both the books The Stand and the Andromeda Strain. I wanted to watch the Andromeda Strain tonight but I only got back home around 8:15, and it was already more than an hour in. I'm sure A&E'll rerun it.

And I like M. Night (Indian solidarity, yo), but didn't see Lady in the Water. The Happening, however, reminds me of another Stephen King book, but a really recent one, called the Cell Phone, or The Cell, or something. If that's the twist, we'll know what the movie was based on.

-TheE-
Just finished watching it a little bit ago (had paused a DVR'in of it). It was okay... not fantastic but certainly enjoyable.

[Martaigne]

http://www.martaigne.com/images/gasoline.jpg

[Allereli]

http://www.martaigne.com/images/gasoline.jpg

where's exxon-mobil?

[TheEschaton]

Is there any way to search these forums without it disregarding 3 letter words? Damn it.

[Martaigne]

Yeah, tell Kranar to lower the character limit on indexed words.

[Celephais]

Is there any way to search these forums without it disregarding 3 letter words? Damn it.
Google search, "gay site:forum.gsplayers.com" to get all the times gay has been said, I figure that's what you're looking for.

[TheEschaton]

and by user as well? Say I wanted to see all the times I've said 'duh'?

[Celephais]

Bit tougher, I'm sure there is a way... sorry I don't know it off the top of my head.

Back on Andromeda..
Did anyone see any of the crazy Projector ads they had? I was in NYC and they had this ad projected on the wall, and it was interactive, if you walked infront of it, it left this like... bio-burn trailing behind where you walked. It was fucking badass.

[Celephais]

She fuses the color layer by reheating the glass for a few seconds in a smaller furnace called a glory hole

Next she rolls the glass against a ladel shaped block to form a starter shape for blowing

a gentle blower tube buldges it into a hollow bubble

I had to go back and hit the replay button on that one.


Then it's a quick blast into the glory hole, to equalize the tempurature throughout the peice.
Heh...

[Back]

All this rain makes me want to piss.

[Stanley Burrell]

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/4/5/31/f_Skipitm_d472df8.png

[Snapp]

Is that a Skip-It?

[Stanley Burrell]

Indeed.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I used to have one of those, it had a counter on it too so I could see how many times I had "skipped it".

It was pretty damn boring.

[Stanley Burrell]

I used to have one of those, it had a counter on it too so I could see how many times I had "skipped it".

It was pretty damn boring.

The very best thing of all was there being a counter on the ball.

That, being the best thing, is kinda... Relative. I feel like my memory of the 80s should be replaced with Jonas' colorblindness from "The Giver."

And square tires? Bah.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I didn't play with many toys when I was little, except when I got in trouble and got sent to my room, so it's not too surprising that I thought the skip-it was stupid. For the most part I preferred to play outside on my bike or to run around in the woods and build forts and stuff. I had like, one Barbie, and a couple dolls. Though I did have an absolute crap-ton of stuffed animals, including a pink octopus that my dad had to get custom made. I requested it for my third birthday when they asked me what I wanted.

I wish I could remember what was going through my little three year old mind when I decided that a pink octopus would be an awesome thing to have.

[Stanley Burrell]

I wish I could remember what was going through my little three year old mind when I decided that a pink octopus would be an awesome thing to have.

I think octopi and three year olds are a pretty popular taboo in the far East.

You are secretly Japanese. Domo, Toranaga-sama.

[Latrinsorm]

Amen, sister, amen. And the earth sprang up and the sky groped down.

[Skeeter]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c296/xMurphyleeX/nbachamps.gif

[TheEschaton]

I was watching The Daily Show tonight, and I have to say, I think Terry MacAuliffe has seriously gone off the deep end.

[Tisket]

I rejoined GS today. Brand new character. Fucking baby cleric that can't even kill a fucking rat. Fuckity fuck.

[iJin]

I rejoined GS today. Brand new character. Fucking baby cleric that can't even kill a fucking rat. Fuckity fuck.


Aww Cute! <3<3

[Asha]

I rejoined GS today. Brand new character. Fucking baby cleric that can't even kill a fucking rat. Fuckity fuck.

Rofl Tisket I did the exact same thing. I want to make a slave for my main.

Level 2 already!!!
Those Rats are hard as nails!

[Celephais]

I could really go for a Reeses peanut butter cup right now.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I think octopi and three year olds are a pretty popular taboo in the far East.

You are secretly Japanese. Domo, Toranaga-sama.

Hilariously, I brought said octopus with me to Tokyo when I was little and went there with my dad. He was going on a business trip, but now that I think about the whole tentacle thing I'm a little skeeved out about what some of those old businessmen might have thought.

[Martaigne]

TENTACLE MONSTER HENTAIIIIIIII!!!!

[Tisket]

High of 55 degrees, wind storms, and snow in the mountains near here. Same expected today.

I'd like to kick Gore in the crotch. Share the fucking global warming, asshole.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

High of 55 degrees, wind storms, and snow in the mountains near here. Same expected today.

I'd like to kick Gore in the crotch. Share the fucking global warming, asshole.

It's been in the 90's with high humidity here.

Snow plz.

I don't do very well in the heat. :(

[Tisket]

I'm still wearing my winter jacket. It's funny to see people out and about shivering in nothing but shorts and tee shirts because IT'S SUMMER!!

[Celephais]

The FNG at work got gyped... he clearly tanked charisma, but none of his other stats are any good either, I think he left some points unallocated or something.

[Snapp]

High of 55 degrees

Fuck you.


I'd kill for that right about now.

[Latrinsorm]

I played soccer for an hour and a half in 95 degree weather. Quit being nancies.

(Side note: I found a benefit to being a skeleton! It's an awful lot easier to run around without all that pesky muscle!)

[Snapp]

Stripey sock boy calls us nancies?

Pfft.

[Hips]

Wrath of the Lich King Alpha... I'm running around as a fucking death knight!!!

[Tisket]

Fuck you.


I'd kill for that right about now.

Yeah, as soon as we get some hot weather I will be pining for the cooler weather. There is just no pleasing me!

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I am so freaking afraid of lightning.

[Back]

Betheny started this thread and it is her only one true legacy here. She used to own people in the face on a regular basis... which was extemely entertaining. She had a certain... “style.”

It’d be awesomeness in caps if she came back to these boards. Just for the sheer mayhem it would cause.

[TheEschaton]

Shut the fuck up.

[AnticorRifling]

I am so freaking afraid of lightning.

That's because you've got enough metal in you to be a tesla coil :)

[TheEschaton]

LOL @ the Onion:

Dick Cheney Videotape surfaces... (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/latest_cheney_tape_may_contain?utm_source=onion_rs s_daily)

[TheEschaton]

I'm craving some Nobu tempura. Does this make me elitist? Probably. I don't care.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I just got 20 dollars.

I found it on the floor in Stop'n'Shop the other day, right in front of where people get their welfare checks. I turned it on and gave them my info and forgot about it, just checked my messages and no one claimed it so it's mine.

Yay for free money.

[diethx]

I got free money too once. I was pulling into my bank's drive-thru ATM back home, and the woman in the SUV in front of me at the ATM sped off. I pull up, and it turned out that the woman took her card, her receipt, but left her cash. There was 60 bucks there. I sat there for a minute or two to see if she'd come back, but she didn't, so free 60 dollars. Seriously, yay for free money.

[Stanley Burrell]

Man, :wtf:

Every fucking time you go into a record store, there's some more wack shit.

HEY! STOP THAT SHIT.

[Miss Ismurii]

2253

[Stanley Burrell]

I have no feeling in my thumb because of fucking stupid video games bosses on harder difficulty.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I fucking hate my computer.

If I'm not around for a good month or five, now you know why.

[iJin]

I fucking woke up at 7:00 am on the dot, due to a fucking gay ass dream that just made my blood boil and I can't go back to sleep.

I'm so fucking pissed.

[RichardCranium]

Ass to ass.

[Paradii]

I fucking woke up at 7:00 am on the dot, due to a fucking gay ass dream that just made my blood boil and I can't go back to sleep.

I'm so fucking pissed.

OMGZZZ 7 O'CLOCKZZZZZZ. hOW wilz u sarvivz!

[iJin]

!!! f u!

[Paradii]

Fuck me running, I hate used cars, I hate my used car and I hate used cars in the wettest spot in the world. Fuck! Everything electrical shits the bed and now my hub is destroying everything near it. And the fucking retards at the salvage yard destroyed my replacement hub (and another hub just for fun) after they promised to take it off another vehicle for me. And now the nearest spare hub is on another fucking island, and with gas prices through the roof and the fact two of our airlines just went tits up, its god damn expensive to mail anything here.

It has costed me more in the last month to fix this piece of shit then the piece of shit cost me to begin with.


/vent

[Tisket]

I totally want one of these for Christmas this year:

http://gizmodo.com/386007/r2+d2-projector-in-action-video-verdict-a-must-have

/nerd

[iJin]

Fuck me running, I hate used cars, I hate my used car and I hate used cars in the wettest spot in the world. Fuck! Everything electrical shits the bed and now my hub is destroying everything near it. And the fucking retards at the salvage yard destroyed my replacement hub (and another hub just for fun) after they promised to take it off another vehicle for me. And now the nearest spare hub is on another fucking island, and with gas prices through the roof and the fact two of our airlines just went tits up, its god damn expensive to mail anything here.

It has costed me more in the last month to fix this piece of shit then the piece of shit cost me to begin with.


/vent


LOL

[Celephais]

I get to go on a booze cruise today for work... awesome.

[TheEschaton]

On the Boston Harbor? Those are so amazing. I drink Dark and Stormys the entire time and sing pirate songs.

[Tisket]

Keep an eye on your feet:

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/06/19/canada.feet/

Gives beachcombing a whole new slant.

[iJin]

Today blows.

[diethx]

omg the guy sitting next to me stinks like italian lunchmeat. HALEP

[Celephais]

On the Boston Harbor? Those are so amazing. I drink Dark and Stormys the entire time and sing pirate songs.
Nope, Connecticut River, we play a game called "Dead, Alive, Never alive" where we spot something ahead in the river and all guess if it's dead, alive, or never alive, and then when it gets close we see who was right.

Either way, 4 hour paid "company meeting" with booze. Thankfully they don't expect us to be productive once we're back (now).

[Celephais]

omg the guy sitting next to me stinks like italian lunchmeat. HALEP
Ponzzz?

[diethx]

I wish.

(No, some old ugly guy with an accent.)

[TheEschaton]

I wish.

(No, some old ugly guy with an accent.)

Ponzzz?

[Fallen]

They need to breed some god damn syringe wielding mice so I would atleast have a challenge to look forward to when euthanizing them. Stupid mice.

[diethx]

Ponzzz?

Ponzzz isn't ugly, or old. I doubt he has an accent either. This guy was vile, and totally invading my personal space. I hope he saw what I typed, as I made no attempt to hide it. Maybe next time he'll wash his whateverstinks before going out in public :(

[iJin]

omg the guy sitting next to me stinks like italian lunchmeat. HALEP


lmao


For the record, vodka and dr.pepper isn't bad. I'm frickin babysitting a bunch of 10 year olds and my little sisters for their pool party.

[Stanley Burrell]

Did you at least ask them if you could slip them a mickey before ninja'ing their beverages?

[iJin]

no. :(

but my god this wild cherry malt cocktail drink is the shit

[Stanley Burrell]

I saw testicles on a pickup truck earlier.

[Stanley Burrell]

They need to breed some god damn syringe wielding mice so I would atleast have a challenge to look forward to when euthanizing them. Stupid mice.

The liver extraction is tedious, I guess. Unless you're solely euthanizing them, in which case they should obviously wield rocket-propelled grenades.

[TheEschaton]

Holy crap, is anyone watching Euro 2008?

Game went 119 minutes without a goal, and then Croatia and Turkey scored one each (Turkey in extra time of the last overtime) to force it to penalties...

Edit: And Turkey wins 3-1 on penalties. Holy shit.

-TheE-

[Latrinsorm]

Why would I watch the minor league championships? Everyone knows Amurrca's the best.

[TheEschaton]

Technically, the U.S.A. is only ranked #21 in the world in soccer.

[Latrinsorm]

THESE COLORS DON'T RUN, ESCHATON.

[TheEschaton]

If it makes you feel better, the U.S. is second......in North America. Behind Mexico.

-TheE-

[Latrinsorm]

Man, good luck getting through airport security with a plane ticket to France and an attitude like that. :(

[Stanley Burrell]

Mexico.

7:50. (http://www.broadcaster.com/clip/29189)

I love Fridays.

[Stanley Burrell]

3:51, too.

[TheEschaton]

So my laptop shit the bed after Friday night drunk posting. Now I can only check the forums on my blackberry, which I guarantee you, sucks mightily.

[Back]

Selfless intellectual artists volunteering themselves to culture.

[Celephais]

So my laptop shit the bed after Friday night drunk posting. Now I can only check the forums on my blackberry, which I guarantee you, sucks mightily.

Have you cleaned your room yet? Is this going to accelerate you guying a decent PC... do it already, consume, the economy is depending on you! CONSUME!

[TheEschaton]

The PC was built and bought before the laptop shit the bed. It left CA yesterday morning via FedEx ground, which probably means it's in East Bumfuck, Nebraska by now.

[Asha]

This ad on TV is well harsh. Wasn't expecting it at all.
http://disarmingbritain.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/disarming-britain-trailer/

[Stanley Burrell]

This ad on TV is well harsh. Wasn't expecting it at all.
http://disarmingbritain.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/disarming-britain-trailer/

Honestly, if people want to lift a weapons ban in the same city that our moron president resides in, that's not a problem for me. At all. I condone it.

I like the comment about the possible threat of gun and knife crimes.

But honestly, we are serious jerks here in the U.S. Instead of making anti-gun campaigns, we get the NRA to parade around sites of school shootings days afterward to advocate our freedoms.

Anyway, I'm sure you'll make a great dad, Ash, without ever having to pull a pistol trigger.

[TheEschaton]

The laptop is fuxx0red. The motherboard kicked out. This is two HP/Compaq laptops I've gone through in as many years.

Any suggestions on a new brand?

[diethx]

So while i'm not happy to be in the situation i'm in right now, i'm really happy to be back in NY for a bit. Man how I missed the food and the lack of 100 degree, sweat and heatstroke-inducing weather. I love how I can walk outside and walk 2 blocks down to Broadway and get anything I want, really.

[TheEschaton]

I love NYC too :( .

[Stanley Burrell]

There is no other place in the world like it. That is where my heart is. If the last thing I see is Crown fucking Heights before terrorists blow up the world it will be a sweeter sight than downtown New Haven.

[Stanley Burrell]

For the next three weeks, I will be presenting ~five hour orations, M-F, geared at improving my small-to-medium crowd speech coherency in Yale.

My shiny green laser pointer broke and I am like the puppy who lost its way. Oh dear. I have to wear rich people clothing too. Bah.

[Allereli]

For the next three weeks, I will be presenting ~five hour orations, M-F, geared at improving my small-to-medium crowd speech coherency in Yale.

My shiny green laser pointer broke and I am like the puppy who lost its way. Oh dear. I have to wear rich people clothing too. Bah.

So you'll be that religious nut in a suit on the quad preaching to nobody?

[Stanley Burrell]

So you'll be that religious nut in a suit on the quad preaching to nobody?

I wish.

They're called "Greens" here. Because they are green. And plural.

[Allereli]

I found $8 on the ground on my way to the metro after work, now I can COMBO my next $5 foot long!

[Back]

Huh. I found a $10 bill this morning. Used it to buy breakfast.

[Back]

You can’t bullshit a bullshitter.


If you can bullshit a bullshitter, does that not make you a bullshitter as well?

If you can’t be bullshitted you probably already have been.

[Stanley Burrell]

You can’t bullshit a bullshitter.


If you can bullshit a bullshitter, does that not make you a bullshitter as well?

If you can’t be bullshitted you probably already have been.

If the Internet didn't exist, no one would ever read this exact sentence. Like, those monkeys that reproduce Shakespeare's work would just be like, "Well fuck that."

Damn Elizabethan iambic pentameter-versed marmosets.

[Celephais]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjhJSD8RU4k

[Snapp]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjhJSD8RU4k

Omg. I used to love that shit.

[Celephais]

http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/sitelets/christmasbook/fantasy.jhtml?cid=OCBF8_NMO2790&cmCat=christmas&icid=NMCB
http://www.neimanmarcus.com/category/christmasbook/NMO2790/NMO2790_mp.jpg

[TheEschaton]

My new computer was on a FedEx truck in central Mass this morning at 8 am. I live in Boston, AND IT IS NOW 5 PM.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY COMPUTER????

[Latrinsorm]

Jay Mariotti and J.A. Adonde on PTI? WTF???

[TheEschaton]

My new computer was on a FedEx truck in central Mass this morning at 8 am. I live in Boston, AND IT IS NOW 5 PM.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY COMPUTER????

Literally 5 minutes after I type this, here comes the FedEx guy. I'm back, baby, yeah! No more typing on the Blackberry or the Wii, woo!

[RichardCranium]

I never realized how many tards have access to a computer and the internet.

[iJin]

I have realized that no matter what you do, it can't be right.

[Fallen]

I nearly lost 50 dollars. I found it under my god damn box spring.

[Allereli]

There was a giant bee on my metro car this morning, I had to move to the next one.

[Stanley Burrell]

I haven't gone to the bathroom yet but I think I will within the next fifteen or so minutes, maybe.

Edit: Oh, and I'm a convicted serial rapistz on the loose. Females over the age of 3 need not apply.

[Doughboy]

I fucking broke my toe trying to play soccer with my kids. Kicked at a ball and fucking missed. Concrete hurts. This is why white folk don't play the soccers.

[Tisket]

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/sonics.jpg

RIP

[Asha]

What the fuck do they really put in Pringles though? Why can't you stop once you've popped. Christ.

[Tisket]

Well, it turns out that there is NOT a magic cell phone fairy who remembers to charge my phone for me every night. I regularly live on the edge of call droppage!

[iJin]

Going on a date with my old bf from when I was 14. Haha. I found him on myspace, which is so odd.

I'm excited! I missed him.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g300/Wendell1/myspace.jpg

[NocturnalRob]

more cushion for the...ugh...that picture is awful

[Back]

I don’t remember phone numbers anymore. Only my own and my parents.

I don’t remember your name. Only your face and what you drink.

I don’t remember what I did last week. Only what we and others did.

I don’t remember the name of the street. Only what I saw on the way and the good times there.

I remember a time when I had to remember important things. Only now my phone and computer do most of that for me.


It’s awesome today. Bleep, bloop, pew pew.

[Latrinsorm]

7 hours later....

MEET THE METS, PHILADELPHIA

[The Ponzzz]

I don’t remember phone numbers anymore. Only my own and my parents.

I don’t remember your name. Only your face and what you drink.

I don’t remember what I did last week. Only what we and others did.

I don’t remember the name of the street. Only what I saw on the way and the good times there.

I remember a time when I had to remember important things. Only now my phone and computer do most of that for me.


It’s awesome today. Bleep, bloop, pew pew.


Alzheimer's or severe alcoholism. You should seek help.

[iJin]

I have noticed how fast my life is changing and how many new people I have met.

College is :heart:

[Back]

Alzheimer's or severe alcoholism. You should seek help.

If you think I have a drinking problem... I’d like to introduce you to my car. And she does not drink the cheap stuff.

[Back]

“Lord Jagged of Carneria conceals himself increasingly,” complained the Duke, brushing at a braid. “When challeneged, he proves himself a master of sophistry. His mysteries cease to entertain because he confuses them so.”

[BigWorm]

I have about 3/4 of a boner

[iJin]

I have a 32 fl oz of Monster, and I'm still fucking sleepy.

[iJin]

Oh my fucking god, I just noticed its barely 2:27 here.

I honestly swore it was around 5 or so.

[Elvenlady]

Why is it every time I look at my wine glass it's fucking empty!

[diethx]

I really really really have to study for my A&P lecture exam on Tuesday on respiration phys, the digestive system, metabolism, and the urinary system, not to mention teach myself all the stuff I missed (resp phys and digestive) while I was in NY.

Plus, I need to begin studying for my lecture and lab finals which are not this week, but next week.

And all I want to do is play Conan. And my self-control and discipline are shit. And my douche of a fiance is just sitting there next to me playing away and I want to keel. hepl

[Tisket]

Well, I washed my husbands work clothes. And his paycheck which was tucked into one of the pockets.

I've asked him over and over to get automatic deposit set up but would he listen?! Of course not...

lmao.

[TheEschaton]

I was in Baltimore for more than a week and didn't post here once. It was almost liberating. All this has been thrown away in the quest for 10k posts upon my return to Boston today.

-TheE-

[Keller]

California Bar Exam in 2.5 weeks.

I guess it's time to learn about these fee simple what-cha-ma-callems.

[Back]

God Bless Irene. She will be missed. Greatly.

[Back]

Gaf the Horse in Tears, a Gibson Girl to the life, a Sailor hat upon his up-pinned hair, leaned forward. “Brannart told us you were doomed, gone forever. Destroyed, even.”

Sharp-featured Doctor Volospion, in a black, swirling cape and a black, wide-brimmed hat, his eyes glittering from the shadows of his face, said softly: “We did not believe him, of course.”

[radamanthys]

Good luck, Keller.

Baltimore is scary.

Get direct deposit, Tisket. It's happy. Hubby's opinion doesn't matter if it makes your life better, ya kno?

[Back]

My sense of time is seriously distorted... a second seems like a minute. A minute seems like an hour. An hour seems like a day. The days all blur together...

Does living in an accelerated time-frame make you age faster or is everyone else aging faster than you?

[Snapp]

Baltimore is scary.

Agreed.

[iJin]

I hate exes.

[TheEschaton]

Baltimore is scary.


The Inner Harbor is okay.

[NocturnalRob]

The Inner Harbor is okay.

I like the aquarium. Fishies!!

[diethx]

I like the aquarium. Fishies!!

Speaking of, has anyone been to the aquarium in Atlanta yet? It was such a let down. I mean, it was nice and all, but when they go on and on and on about it being the biggest aquarium in the world and blah blah blah special blah blah blah, you expect something just spectacular. And it wasn't really. In fact, it seemed pretty small for the way they built it up. I'd say that the only thing that really made it extra cool was the tunnel you could walk through (with 500 sweaty people because it felt like there was no AC at all in the damn tunnel), where the sharks and shit were swimming around you and over your head, etc. That was kinda neat.

[CrystalTears]

I r bored

[diethx]

Come study for me and then, take my test for me tomorrow. That will unbored you. It will unbored me too, because then I can play Conan. YAY.

[CrystalTears]

How about... no. :D

[diethx]

/whine

/trytoconvince

/sniffle

Ahahaha. I hate studying. I totally haven't been able to get into this semester like I would have liked because of all I missed. Now i'm just agitated and ready for it to be done with.

[Back]

I am thinking I am going to take diethx off ignore to see if she has anything interesting to say. Er, write, right? Because we don’t hear the words we read.

[diethx]

Yeah, because you really ignored me in the first place, you dumb knuckle-dragging douchebag. rofl

[The Ponzzz]

Hahaha knuckle-dragging. Classic.

[Back]

Flattery gets you everywhere.

[The Ponzzz]

Diethx makes me happy with her flattery.

[diethx]

:heart: Ponzzz

[BigWorm]

Somebody has a case of the Mondays.

Its me.

[Latrinsorm]

When I get my period, it's not just one thing, it's everything.

[Meos]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzD35xLek9Q

[Paradii]

ruffles at the rick-rolled gag on the Daily Show on Monday night.

[Tisket]

When I get my period, it's not just one thing, it's everything.

You're getting too fond of the double y's and now, bolding. Argh.

Trends are for sheep! Stop it or I will cut you.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be9X9fuVS-c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoDG3k5cPZw

[Latrinsorm]

You're getting too fond of the double y's and now, bolding. Argh.The only thing I'm getting too fond of is your delectable wrist... such beauty of form... such delicate grace... Michaelangelo, thou hast been bested... I can hear the air molecules caressing its gentle inclines... would that this nitrogen atom might bind with another, floating in adoration above your carpus sine pari... qualis miraculum peret... omle du fromage...
Trends are for sheep! Stop it or I will cut you.WITH YOUR LOVELY WRISTS, PERHAPS?????????????????

[Tisket]

...WITH YOUR LOVELY WRISTS, PERHAPS?????????????????

This is the only wrist photo I can find at the moment, have fun:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/qzzz.jpg

[Tisket]

And no, the dog isn't dead.

[iJin]

Going to Disneyland with my 2 best friends on Friday!

Mickey Mouse, here we effing come.

[thefarmer]

You should trade out your old piercings for shiny, colorful DISNEY THEMED piercings.

[iJin]

I know huh? SOME WITH FRICKIN BUZZ LIGHTYEAR .

[SayGoodbye]

I've been having this fantasy the past few years of going to Disney Land/World with a keyblade, finding Donald and Goofy and telling them that we need to find the king and Kairi.

[Stretch]

I was fiddling around with my class ring today and accidentally swallowed it.

$400 well spent.

[SayGoodbye]

You'll get it back.

[landy]

I was fiddling around with my class ring today and accidentally swallowed it.

$400 well spent.

Haha, let Tisket get it for you. Good practice for the whole 2G1C part 2 thing I've been hearing about.

[Fallen]

Bees. Fuck bees.

[diethx]

Fuck stupid fast food employees who can't read the damn tv monitor telling them what to put on my marketfresh fucking sandwiches. ONIONS != TOMATOES, YOU DUMB FUCKING PRICKS.

I hate getting onions on my sandwiches, despite the fact that I always order everything WITHOUT THEM. They stink and they taste horrible, so if I don't catch it before I take a bite I have to taste the nastiness. If I AM able to get them off before I eat it, my fingers stink and the sandwich still stinks of them. I've washed and scrubbed my hands 3 times now and my fingers still stink of onions.

[Back]

Never trust anyone who claims they are not a conspiracist.

[thefarmer]

I have a new avatar

[diethx]

/steal puppy

[Asha]

I just lost the game.

[Stanley Burrell]

You want random, I'll give you random:

I go to get my haircut the other day and they cut my hair, off the sides of my eyes.

If I want to grow my eyebrows like motherfrickin' Pai Mei that's my own personal prerogative, Rita. One day I'll grow big enough nuts to tell you to just leave the eyebrows alone. Then you'll see.

And godammit the same shit happened at a regular dude-guy's barber shop in The Bronx with Tony and Vinny as my barbers. THEY did the eyebrow swipe. Fuck this.

Peace outside.

[Asha]

Yeah! I went for a pro shave with a full beard and the guy left my moustache.
If I didn't look so fucking fresh like Magnum I'd have said something.

I'm keeping it.

[Stanley Burrell]

If the barber touches the 'stache, I take my nasty clump of Jew-fro pube shavings and fling it in their faces. Then, I run really quickly and hide four states away in a dumpster :thumbup:

[iJin]

I got my mid term grades and I'm so happy. In CHC 100 I have an A, and in ENG 915 I have a B. Also, my teacher seems to love my creative writing assignments.

Today I took a tour of University of Riverside, and I have made my choice of transferring there instead of MI. The whole university community is to die for. I am hoping to live on campus. The residential halls are pretty neat. They even have frickin arcades.

Anyways, :heart: school.

[CrystalTears]

I hate dental surgeries. :(

[radamanthys]

I've never had anything done at the dentist. Not even a filling. I was blessed, hehe.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I've never had anything done at the dentist. Not even a filling. I was blessed, hehe.

Same here.

I've had my teeth cleaned but I never even had to have my wisdom teeth removed.

[diethx]

My wisdom teeth haven't even erupted yet. And i'm gonna be 27 in two months.

[The Ponzzz]

MY LG washer and dryer are so sexy.

[Snapp]

I hear diethx doesn't wear panties.

[Stanley Burrell]

That's kind of hot, I guess. I bet Ponzzz's LG washer and dryer wears crotchless. So frickin' sexy.

[The Ponzzz]

I just wanna rub its pearl grey stainless steel surface all day...

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

My wisdom teeth haven't even erupted yet. And i'm gonna be 27 in two months.

Wow.

Mine came in at 16!

[diethx]

I hear diethx doesn't wear panties.

Only when you come around. :blush:

[Asha]

Been commando since I was 16. Never looked back.

Also my gf gave me a hand massage yesterday and I'm not ashamed to say I liked it. :)

[BigWorm]

Been commando since I was 16. Never looked back.

Also my gf gave me a hand massage yesterday and I'm not ashamed to say I liked it. :)

Did it end happily?

[Asha]

:lol: Indeed. Nivea FTW btw.

[Hips]

Sooo... I just got from the Last Play at Shea where I saw Garth Brooks, Steven Tyler, Roger Daltry, AND Paul McCartney in addition to Billy Joel.

Was it fucking awesome? Oh, yes. :D

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I have a mosquito bite on my ankle that is swelling it to already double its normal size.

Times like this make me want to just carve out the fucking bite.

[iJin]

Going to the park today, cooking up some t-bone steaks.

Oh, and I downloaded http://www.digsby.com/, and it rules.

Kinda like trillian, but way better.

[Stanley Burrell]

On-topic:

1. An inexplicable misfeature; gratuitous inelegance.

2. A hack or crock that depends on a complex combination of coincidences (or, possibly, the combination upon which the crock depends for its accidental failure to malfunction). "This hack can output characters 40--57 by putting the character in the four bit accumulator field of an XCT and then extracting six bits - the low 2 bits of the XCT opcode are the right thing." "What randomness!"

3. Of people, synonymous with "flakiness". The connotation is that the person so described is behaving weirdly, incompetently, or inappropriately for reasons which are (a) too tiresome to bother inquiring into, (b) are probably as inscrutable as quantum phenomena anyway, and (c) are likely to pass with time. "Maybe he has a real complaint, or maybe it's just randomness. See if he calls back."

4. 1, 2 and 3: An adequate summation describing Stanley Burrell of The Gemstone IV Players' Corner Forum.

[iJin]

7 months, and it still hurts just as bad.


When something triggers a memory, and you try to think about the happy moments, and then when you realize thats all its ever going to be, it stings. Alot.

[Stanley Burrell]

I just returned from running in with four other people to check if a Brig. Gen's house had been invaded armed with the hugest fucking station spray your imagination can muster up.

That was fucking surreal.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I have Super Sprode stuck in my head after getting it randomly picked for me pretty much every other song while I was playing Rock Band.

[thefarmer]

I hate the court system.

[Stanley Burrell]

I hate the court system.

I have yet to hear someone say "ALRIGHT, LET'S GO COURT SYSTEM, CAN I GET A HELL YEAH?"

Something about high-fiving your best friends over Roe vs. Wade, or tiny changes in five-thousand page fiscal documentations seems ... Different.

Even OJ didn't chestbump Johnny Cochran when the verdict was read. He might've ended it right there and then if he did.

[Back]

Are you stuffing shit into your bra or do you have three nipples and are just happy to see me?