The Thread of Randomness.

[Betheny]

I would like to take this thread, and dedicate it to the random thoughts that sometimes run through my head, and I'm sure through yours. You all know what I'm talking about.

I'd start off with a random thought but this post is coherent and it's fucking with my no-thinking ability.

:(

[Edited on 7-20-2004 by Maimara]

[The Korean]

I put pen marks all over a patient's hat today.

[Souzy]

Why the hell is my job so god damn boring and why did this dude come in the office at 7:30PM when I told him to come during 9-5 during NORMAL office hours to fill out an application? Fuckin' retards.

[Latrinsorm]

White-out labels say it's extremely flammable, but they're fucking liars once that stuff dries.

Vinh Nguyen is a fan of the cock.

[The Korean]

I wonder if anyone has ever got drunk off vanilla extract....

[Souzy]

Why the hell can't old asian ladies drive?

[Betheny]

I like walnuts.

[Artha]

Why the hell can't old asian ladies drive?

1) They're old.
2) They're asian.
3) They're women.

That's like 3 stereotypes in one nice little package.

[Souzy]

I need a pedicure...............so doesn't D, immensely.

[Hips]

Ahem.
I hate old men who walk into the OBVIOUSLY CLOSED men's bathroom at the beach, even after I yell at them 2-3 times that the bathrooms are YES, CLOSED. Especially when there are BIG SIGNS all over that say "CLOSED" and another at the entrance that says "Please don't use the indoor bathrooms, we are in the process of cleaning them. Use the two bathrooms located on the deck to your right."

asgwdfkjgrieug. I hate old men.

[Souzy]

Why do old people smell like listerine?

I need a pedicure what? Heh i don';t think i could find someone nasty enough to touch my feet the way they are right now.

[Artha]

Anachronism is a cool fucking word.

[Shalla]

I bit my lip from the weekend and it was swollen.. now everytime I eat, I accidentally bite it and make it worst.. :(

[Boobstastegreat]

Where are my pants?

[Souzy]

D needs to be shot for posting that nasty toe pic.

[Snapp]

Some co-workers and I are going to our boss' house and having a party tonight since one of them is house sitting for him while he's away. That'll teach the asshole.

[The Korean]

I haven't changed the channel on my TV since Friday.

[Shalla]

What's the meaning of life?

[Souzy]

Never loan friend money. Especially ones that are addicted to something.

[The Korean]

I've deemed it that if someone ever figured out the true meaning to life, they would die immediately so no one would figure it out. God don't want no one to know that till they die.

[Souzy]

You ever wonder who you was in your past life?

[Artha]

Never loan friend money. Especially ones that are addicted to something.

The secret to loaning friends money is getting collateral first.

[Edaarin]

It annoys me that every day I spend close to what I net after an hour of work on lunch. There's just something wrong with that, but I'm too lazy to pack.

[Shalla]

Getting collateral that is worth more than you are loaning :smilegrin:

[Betheny]

My random thoughts come out best on psinet.

[OOC]-You: "so, graysalin, how goes porking the pork?"

If you eat the red pill, you will see how far the rabit-hole really goes.

[Back]

Water isn't the antithesis of fire. Fire is hot, so its antithesis is cold. Water may snuff fire, but so does earth. Air fuels fire, but can be cold. Water and earth must oppose each other along with air and fire opposing each oher. Air and water on its own must make ice, while air, fire and water, must make steam...

[Ravenstorm]

At the gym, the shortest shorts are worn by the oldest men. It's just not fair. Nor aesthetic.

Raven

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Ravenstorm
At the gym, the shortest shorts are worn by the oldest men. It's just not fair. Nor aesthetic.

Raven

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! I get visuals!!!!! OH MY BRAIN IT HURTS!!!!!!!! I hate you, so so soooo much. :cry:

[Hips]

I change my statement about hating old men. I hate -all- men.

[Edited on 7-21-2004 by GS3 Michiko]

[Edaarin]

I'm wondering if I can possibly pass off a 7 year old Chinese kid as our 5 year old son when I go to King's Dominion on Thursday with a friend.

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Backlash
Water isn't the antithesis of fire. Fire is hot, so its antithesis is cold. Water may snuff fire, but so does earth. Air fuels fire, but can be cold. Water and earth must oppose each other along with air and fire opposing each oher. Air and water on its own must make ice, while air, fire and water, must make steam...

Oh my god I am confused.

ok... Random thought...

Why is it going to work sucks, but being at work isn't so bad?

[HarmNone]

Keep the freaking red pill out of your mouth!

HarmNone :whistle:

[Weedmage Princess]

Why does the grass always LOOK greener on the other side, but once you hop the fence the grass isn't all that green...as a matter of fact...it's dead and stuff...filled with weeds and dog crap?

Keep the freaking red pill out of your mouth!

Yessum.

[Izadriel]

Originally posted by Lalana
Why do old people smell like listerine?

Don't forget mothballs.

[Weedmage Princess]

I don't smell like mothballs nor do I smell like Listerine; I smell like DKNY or ThermaSilk...

Therefore I'm not old!!! ::beams::

[Shalla]

I think it should be a rule for men, that if you're swimming in a public pool and you're wearing shorts shorts, and it's loose.. Either do not crouch down, or wear something that would hold it in. Dear god, please do not allow one of your balls to slide out! :spaz:

[DeV]

Being 10 times smarter than your boss sucks ass.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by GS3 Michiko
I change my statement about hating old men. I hate -all- men.Even Longshot?!?!?!?? I'm so disillusioned.

That show Wolf's Rain. The part where the wolves are like wolves and human at the same freaking time is REALLY CONFUSING.

[Betheny]

Clockwork Orange confuses me, and falling asleep in the middle of it is a really, really scary / creepy thing to do.

Also, why is it some people at work can get away with murder, whereas if I so much as surf to a site not work related (Even though evvvvvery one else does it) I get slammed? Even if i'm on my lunch or a break?

[Back]

Since I go wherever I go, am I stalking myself?

[DeV]

Originally posted by Backlash
Since I go wherever I go, am I stalking myself? I asked my twin that very same question this morning. Every time I look in the mirror she's watching my every move. It's so annoying.

[Artha]

Summer vacation is wonderful and I wish it would last forever.

[Skirmisher]

Could someone please explain the movie Mulholland Drive?

[HarmNone]

Skirmisher, dear.......go here:

http://dir.salon.com/ent/movies/feature/2001/10/23/mulholland_drive_analysis/index.html?pn=3

HarmNone, Lynch.....eeeew!

[El Burro]

There's something about flanel that makes me hot...

[Back]

I want to marry a woman with skin like a warm flour tortilla.

[DianaBanana]

I made a glass bead necklace and bracelet with toggle clasps yesterday. I r proud of me. :D

[Skirmisher]

Cream cheese on date nut bread is awsome.

[Sylphsyte]

why do I HAVE to be ill to want to sleep all day? Can't I just be tired and lazy?

This one time, I sneezed, and a piece of corn came flying out of my nose.

[Caiylania]

What ever happens to that dog in the show the puppies are watching in 101 dalmations?

[Vesi]

Fried green tomatoes taste wonderful.

[Pallon]

http://www.banthis.com/5-3-04/owned/owned9.jpg

[kheldarin]

At work, there's this new fat lady who acts like she's the boss and starts yelling at me.

:?:

Oh the joys of working at Circuity City.

[MPSorc]

i got a new brigade commander, he basicly wants our whole company dress right dressed, he sucks.

[Latrinsorm]

Percocet is nowhere near what it's cracked up to be.

Also, sliced bread is nowhere near as good as the phrase "best thing since sliced bread" would imply.

[DianaBanana]

There were complete assholes bowling next to me last night. Dont people understand basic bowling etiquette? I hate you, you bastards. :yes:

[DeV]

How is it possible to bowl your worst and best game ever in one night. I sucked, but then I became teh shit :smug:

[DianaBanana]

Originally posted by DarkelfVold
How is it possible to bowl your worst and best game ever in one night. I sucked, but then I became teh shit :smug:

Last night I had anything from a 125 to a 190. I think I bowled around 7 games.

[Ilvane]

I love the smell of a thunderstorm, especially when it cools the air.

-A

[GSLeloo]

I love when customers treat me as if I am below them simply because I am working and they make their money from sucking off their husbands.

A bird shat on my car.

[Artha]

I need a job.

[DianaBanana]

Originally posted by Artha
I need a job.

Me too.

[Artha]

I'm thinking about trying to convince my dad that driving me to Target every day would be worth it. They're hurting for people (I know because my mom works at one!), so it'd be almost a sure thing.

[Caiylania]

I hate it when people say they are coming over, so you turn down other people who want to do stuff and then said friends don't show up on time and you wait an hour, or two, or three bored out your ass.

:weird:

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by DianaBanana

Originally posted by Artha
I need a job. Me too. Me three.

[HarmNone]

Bluebirds make trees happy. They make me happy, too. :)

HarmNone, the happy

[Weedmage Princess]

I'm hungry.

[Vesi]

My back itches right in the middle and I'm home alone! arrrrggghhh

[HarmNone]

Take a lesson from bears, Vesi. Find a convenient tree. :D

HarmNone, with another wonderful thing about trees

[Vesi]

Originally posted by HarmNone
Take a lesson from bears, Vesi. Find a convenient tree. :D

HarmNone, with another wonderful thing about trees

My neighbors already think I'm strange... guess I could just confirm it.

Hey... what's she doing with that tree?!?

[Meos]

"It's hard being a Buttswanian lumberjack because Buttswania don't have any trees"

[Back]

The Larch. The... Larch.

[Caiylania]

Iceland is green and Greenland is ice.

[Back]

I've been smelling butter all day.

[Meos]

The eagle flies north.

[Blazing247]

Hey, you want some crabs? I got some of them. I don't know if they're alaskan king but..... They feel huge.

[Betheny]

Intestines are fun, like feather boas, but slimier and much more satisfying.

[Artha]

E Nomine pwnz.

[Arshwikk]

Well, I lay back here and tried to have a random thought, but now I have a headache...and ya know what? That's a lot of frickin pressure to put on someone! I mean, people are gonna see these random thoughts and be like, "Damn that's brilliant!", or "What a moron!"...and ya know...I don't need this kinda stress in my life! I quit having random thoughts! From now on, their all premeditated!

[HarmNone]

Random, premeditated thoughts are shexxxy! :D

HarmNone, she who avoids thinking

[MPSorc]

Yearly inspections suck ass!

[Sylphsyte]

Why is my cat so freaking stupid..?
She won't stop licking anything plastic she sees

[Artha]

One of my dogs licks the carpet all the damn time.

[Caiylania]

My dog used the litter pan last night. Guess he really had to go.

[Latrinsorm]

There are a number of posters with 4 letter handles that don't post anymore and it sux. :(

[Back]

Ever notice how a standard Compact Disc is almost exactly the same diameter and thickness as a slice of Oscar Meyer bologne?

[DeV]

Remind me to never get my eyebrows threaded again. :scared:

Waxing works just fine damnit.

[Kuyuk]

I hope Lalana is gonna rock my world.


K.

[Artha]

Psinet needs to stop being down.

[Miss X]

Yes.

[Parkbandit]

College football needs a playoff bowl system.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by MPSorc
Yearly inspections suck ass!

Semi-annual ones are worse.

[Betheny]

Babies are disgusting.

New moms are even more disgusting.

OH MY GOD MY BABY IS SO BEAUTIFUL LOOK!

no, your kid looks like a fucked up raisin... come on... they all do. :spaz:

All I heard about half of the day today was breast feeding and labor and all that bullshit, I'm firmly convinced that Ortho should create a religious sect and we should all worship it.

PS don't take this post pesonally I'm not knocking on anyone that posts here, k.

[Edited on 8-11-2004 by Maimara]

[Kuyuk]

<PS don't take this post pesonally I'm not knocking on anyone that posts here, k. >

Yeah, good thing woman, I'd hate to tie you up and do bad things to you!

K.

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Kuyuk
I hope Lalana is gonna rock my world.


K.

HAHHAA!!!!! Dude...you crack me up...immensely. I'm going back up to VT on Sunday. So what's the dealy-o?

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Kuyuk
<PS don't take this post pesonally I'm not knocking on anyone that posts here, k. >

Yeah, good thing woman, I'd hate to tie you up and do bad things to you!

K.

Hard to do when you're busy changing diapers and breast feeding.

[Kuyuk]

<HAHHAA!!!!! Dude...you crack me up...immensely. I'm going back up to VT on Sunday. So what's the dealy-o?
>

I wont be in VT until september girl, daaaamn!



<Hard to do when you're busy changing diapers and breast feeding. >

Yeah...but no matter how much the baby sucks on my fat nipples, he aint gettin much.


K.

Extra terrestrial

Runnin' over pedeStrians

in a space ship

while they screamin,

"let's just be friends!"

..like a green red blue reindeer, dead, lying down with a fawn, copulating, having sex, mating.. with a baboon with buffalo wings.

[Back]

Stop wearing uncomfortable shoes!

[Sylphsyte]

when you're tired... you try to say smothing smart... and you open your mouth.... and belch

nine-seven nine-eight, reppin.


KEEP THE THREAD OF RANDOMNESS ALIVE.

[Betheny]

Mornings are the fucking worst.

[SpunGirl]

Relax, girl, it's Thursday. Weekend is almost upon us.

-K

[Chadj]

I havn't slept yet.

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Chadj
I havn't slept yet.

You're also 16, and thus have no responsibilities to tend to in 20 minutes.

[SpunGirl]

I'm going to send you some Chadj-flavored hot pockets in the mail.

-K

[Chadj]

BWAHAHAH.

Also, I have work in an hour.

[Caiylania]

Dust pisses me off. It gets everywhere. I hate dusting.

[Caiylania]

When your child reaches up, puts their arms around you, so you can hold them close. That is the most wonderful feeling. Ever

[Miss X]

Do I put mascara on now or leave the house without it so I dont have to take it off before I get in the pool? Or, do I go all out and risk pool-panda-eye syndrome?

[Latrinsorm]

I dropped a fly ball in the last game of the season. And yet the sun still shines.

[DianaBanana]

I want a sugar daddy...or a job...or maybe win the lottery. I just want money damnit. :lol:

[Hips]

Just one more day 'til I'm in DE with my boy. Just one more day... :sniffle:

[DianaBanana]

I picked a scab and it bled. Gross. :weird:

[Chelle]

I :heart: Oliver Martinez. French accents are hot. Please don't tell X.

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Chelle
I :heart: Oliver Martinez. French accents are hot. Please don't tell X.

He's not French, he's Canadian. That's like the difference between eating angus steak and Rottweiler.

[Back]

What am I going to do with all these flaming crutches?

Taking the patient out of the bathroom and into water.

[Caiylania]

Denise says I'm a bully :(

[Miss X]

Well if Denise says it, it must be true. :yes:

[Caiylania]

It's because I make her hunt though. She whimpers that she's been lvl __ for so long and so Tara and I are trying to get her in gear!!! It's all for HER! Dangit.

[Skirmisher]

I didn't know you were allowed to say "dangit" in Italy.:bouncy:

[Brattt8525]

Originally posted by Skirmisher
I didn't know you were allowed to say "dangit" in Italy.:bouncy:

Only if the curtains and blinds are closed, you stand on one foot and hold your left ear.....I looked it up!

[Brattt8525]

Having ADD and adding a trip to the nearest Starbucks is a bad idea, just ask my instructors at school.

:spin:

[DeV]

Originally posted by Brattt8525
Having ADD and adding a trip to the nearest Starbucks is a bad idea, just ask my instructors at school.

:spin: At least you didn't leave your cane at home.

[Brattt8525]

Originally posted by DarkelfVold

Originally posted by Brattt8525
Having ADD and adding a trip to the nearest Starbucks is a bad idea, just ask my instructors at school.

:spin: At least you didn't leave your cane at home.

HEY now that was just plain mean....Bully Alert.....

[DeV]

Originally posted by Brattt8525
HEY now that was just plain mean....Bully Alert..... You like it.

[Brattt8525]

Originally posted by DarkelfVold

Originally posted by Brattt8525
HEY now that was just plain mean....Bully Alert..... You like it.

hmmm maybe :whistle:

[Wezas]

<random>
The guy at the car wash was kick ass in drying my car off. He sucked all the leaves out from crevices under the hood and wiped my engine down. Polished up my wheels real nice too. $5 tip.
</random>

[CalaDheNar]

Gumbo is the shit, mmm bubbling chicken broth, onions, garlic, okra,

I :love: SOUTHPARK!

Is it beastiality if the animal is cooked first?

Chrono Trigger

[Sylphsyte]

Purple people eater.. ate purple people?
and was the guy high when he wrote the song and then when those people made that movie?

things to think at 4am

[Carcinogen Crunchies]

Is it okay to be intolerant of intolerance?

[NewestUser]

Female orgasm isn't designed for any purpose. It doesn't make having babies easier, and therefore shouldn't exist in its current location. I vote that we genetically engineer fetuses to move the orgasm spot into the vaginal tract, and thus make women desire sex more.

[Back]

Do you think Tyra Banks would be pissed if I walked up to her and said, “Wow! I’ve always wanted to see you in person, Naomi!”

[NewestUser]

BACK to female orgasms before is LASH you.

[Cayge]

Jojo fucking sucks, Hillary Duff has no place in music, Ashlee Simpson couldnt get a record deal on her own merit to save her life. "You're fired" is the stupidest, most fucking mundane statement to ever become a part of pop-culture lingo. I wish JET, The Hives, The Vines, Saliva, Godsmack, The Strokes, and every mall punk band in America all would be on the same plane, then it crash into the ocean.

[Snapp]

You forgot how Lindsay Lohan sucks at music. She's worse than all of them.

[Tsunami]

Originally posted by NewestUser
Female orgasm isn't designed for any purpose. It doesn't make having babies easier, and therefore shouldn't exist in its current location. I vote that we genetically engineer fetuses to move the orgasm spot into the vaginal tract, and thus make women desire sex more.

Perhaps if you knew what you were doing with the female anatomy as is, you wouldn't have such problems. :D

And trust me....it has a purpose....:O

[Stunseed]

< You forgot how Lindsay Lohan sucks at music. She's worse than all of them. >

If you watch Lindsay Lohan for her music, you're way off base. She's the type I call "mute performances", where you just shut them up with the mute button and enjoy the show.

My random thought is....If this 60 year old man tries to tell me how to do my job, is it okay for me to tell him how to use a comb? Because he fails at life in that case.

[Cayge]

Amen to the mute performance, and Rolling Stone spread. I did leave her out of the rant though. She sucks miserably. J-Lo, gorgeous but also, not musically talented, she's awful. Her vocals sound dubbed a good 20x, she probably has no real singing skills outside of the basic tolerable range.

[4a6c1]

In a town in Guatemala, money, blue rain, frogs and toads, fish, gold, cigarettes and Star Wars figures have on occasions rained from the sky.

http://www.thisislocallondon.co.uk/news/weird/display.var.537797.0.a_real_nip_in_the_air_in_dart ford.php

[Stunseed]

They play an oldies station at work, and about twice a day they play the same song they use on the Simpsons....the Itchy & Scratchy cartoon directed by Quentin Tarentino. So about every 4 hours I get a picture of a suit-wearing mouse tossing gasoline on a tied down suit-wearing cat.

[NewestUser]

Tsa'ah sucks.

[PassinBy]

Why does it never take much convincing to get a bass player into drag?

Chrono Trigger...

[Victril]

When you bleed alot, you get cold.

[Victril]

i play bass, i'd never do drag.

[Carcinogen Crunchies]

I think I was a cat in a previous life.

[4a6c1]

When I see a tiny brown chipmunk in someones profile as greatest foe defeated I always get the scariest picture in my head. See avatar below for details.

[Cayge]

Originally posted by PassinBy
Why does it never take much convincing to get a bass player into drag?

Maybe your bassist, not me. I too play bass and refuse to do such a thing, thats crazy talk.

[Artha]

I am not looking forward to going back to my mom's house today.

[Sylphsyte]

My slippers look like two black cats. All warm and fuzzy too.

I just drank a cup of instant coffee and am about to head out to work. I'm about 10 minutes late.

- Arkans

[Carcinogen Crunchies]

I think Gomez Addams got Thing in his bachelor days to help with the basic needs of a single man.

Chrono Trigger...

[Keller]

white wine will never be worth the headache.

[Meos]

Is that velvet?

[4a6c1]

Children coming to my door asking me to buy stuff makes me feel braindamaged. I always buy it. :(

[CrystalTears]

Glow in the dark packs of Skittles rules.

[Edaarin]

Gotta love it when friends let you down.

[longshot]

A career fair is easily the best place in the world to pick up women.

Nowhere else are there smart, career oriented women who are all dressed up... with really low self esteem from being repeatedly rejected.

[Toxicvixen]

I wish I hadn't drank all that water.

[Keller]

I want to taste the rainbow.

[Sylphsyte]

my coffee tastes burnt.. can you burn coffee?

[xtc]

Originally posted by Sylphsyte
my coffee tastes burnt.. can you burn coffee?

The beans can be burnt, roasted too much

[Tsunami]

Why can I never get ALL the dishes done?

[Betheny]

I can't wait for Ebon's Gate.

I haven't had a weekend to sit at home and be a nerd for ages.

I need to stock up on cigarettes, snacks, and caffeinated beverages.

[Latrinsorm]

Driver's license, here I come!

[Kite]

Campbell's Chunky soup looks the same way coming up as it did going down.

[AnticorRifling]

If you eat an after dinner mint after dinner is a condiment something you eat after sex?

[Kainen]

Whos damned idea was it to bring back those ugly ass cabage patch dolls???:rant:

[Tsunami]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
If you eat an after dinner mint after dinner is a condiment something you eat after sex?

:lol: OMG your sick...

[Arshwikk]

Why is there always a short urinal at the bars? There's no children there, and has anyone even seen a drunk midget in RL?

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by Arshwikk
Why is there always a short urinal at the bars? There's no children there, and has anyone even seen a drunk midget in RL?

You've obviously never been falling down drunk to the point that; laying on your side, aiming as best you can, you attempt to arc the rented beer in a shaky and ill formed cresent towards that which is the low and closest urinal.

[Sylphsyte]

when did tha mall become a good idea as a babysitter?

[Kite]

To go to class, or to not go to class....

[HarmNone]

Growing old beats the living shit out of the alternative.:bouncing:

*Edited because my half-heimers cut in*

[Edited on 10-29-2004 by HarmNone]

[Sylphsyte]

never ever chew on your pencil when you are hungry and at work, dribbling down the side of your mouth is a bad thing to do when your boss wants an answer...

[Betheny]

I hate fridays. They go by so slow.

[Sylphsyte]

My dad says " yaba-daba-do" when he stretches... and it doesn't help that he looks a little bit like Fred Flintstone.

[Miss X]

So... It appears that if you spend all day with ill people YOU GET ILL TOO.

Damn you bacteria!!

[AnticorRifling]

Ok so hiding in the air shaft and then having your buddy bring someone in to show them something cool only to have you jump out and scare the shit out of them isn't such a good idea when the victim has a heart condition. Good thing he had his pills.... But you gotta admit it was fucking hiliarious.

[Trinitis]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
Ok so hiding in the air shaft and then having your buddy bring someone in to show them something cool only to have you jump out and scare the shit out of them isn't such a good idea when the victim has a heart condition. Good thing he had his pills.... But you gotta admit it was fucking hiliarious.

ROFL :lol:

You kill me man.

[AnticorRifling]

Sad thing is I'm not kidding. The guy went home for the rest of the day.... Does it make me a bad person given that in five minutes we are setting up to do it again to someone else?

[Trinitis]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
Sad thing is I'm not kidding. The guy went home for the rest of the day.... Does it make me a bad person given that in five minutes we are setting up to do it again to someone else?

I'm sure they guy in question don't blame you persay. I mean a joke is a joke. Unless you knew he had that problem..then it was most likely a bad idea ;)

[Toxicvixen]

I’m The Lord & Master
By Foamy

I’m the lord & master
All of you are bastards
Worship me
Or I’ll stab your eyes ‘till you bleed
I’m the lord & master

Squirrel Songs (http://www.illwillpress.com/squirrelsongs.html)

[Edited on 10-31-2004 by Toxicvixen]

[Nakiro]

I think now is a time for the closing of eyes.

[Sylphsyte]

they must add caffein to coffee shop coffee , like Dunkin D's because I know it's not the taste that brings me back for more.

edited to fix a typo

[Edited on 11-4-2004 by Sylphsyte]

[Kainen]

Peeps at easter were bad enough.. but to put them out at other holidays is just cruel!

[Trinitis]

Gunther Branlutte is a mega pimp. Touch his Tra la la.

[Snapp]

I hate it when people dial the wrong number and have the nerve to be pissed at me. I'm not the one using up your daytime minutes, bitch!

[HarmNone]

I have a cold. I am grumpy. I am reveling in image of the evisceration of large numbers of stupid people. Instead of making my images a reality, I think I shall take some aspirin. Yes.

[CrystalTears]

Originally posted by Snapp
I hate it when people dial the wrong number and have the nerve to be pissed at me. I'm not the one using up your daytime minutes, bitch!

AMEN AMEN AMEN! I have this happen to me once a week.

I think my coworker smokes a blunt before coming to work everyday. NObody can be that laid back.

[Back]

I love cinnamon gum.

[OreoElf]

Sometimes I want to scream at people or slap them for not disciplining their children. I think parents need discipline just as much as the kids sometimes... People if you care, disicipline their kids... this doesn't mean beat them :P

[MaryJane]

I saw this thread and thought Tijay had made it for me :(

[Asha]

Originally posted by CrystalTears

Originally posted by Snapp
I hate it when people dial the wrong number and have the nerve to be pissed at me. I'm not the one using up your daytime minutes, bitch!

AMEN AMEN AMEN! I have this happen to me once a week.

I think my coworker smokes a blunt before coming to work everyday. NObody can be that laid back.

I know a guy who works for a magazine, he smokes himself crazy before he enters the building.
Like 3 bongs and a spliff before hand.
Then he sits at his desk (which is in the dark) and wears headphones with extreme death metal on.
He sits there until break doing his work, FAST as all hell, then repeats the process outside.
That's laidback.

[Leetahkin]

<ring>
Recept: Doc's office
Me: Hi, I was calling to let you know I'll be in for my depo shot this afternoon.
Recept: Okay...? So why are you calling?
Me: Well, I was giving a courtesy call to let you know I'll be in, so my chart can be pulled.
Recept: The front desk will do that when you get here. Did someone tell you to call?
Me: I called last time before I came by, so I was doing so again.
Recept: I'm covering the front desk while the girls are at lunch. I've never heard of anyone calling for their shot. You only need to stop in by 5pm. So why are you calling?
Me: Okay, ignore this call then.
Recept: Okay <click>
Me: Bitch <click>

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by Nobody Cares
<ring>
Recept: Doc's office
Me: Hi, I was calling to let you know I'll be in for my depo shot this afternoon.
Recept: Okay...? So why are you calling?
Me: Well, I was giving a courtesy call to let you know I'll be in, so my chart can be pulled.
Recept: The front desk will do that when you get here. Did someone tell you to call?
Me: I called last time before I came by, so I was doing so again.
Recept: I'm covering the front desk while the girls are at lunch. I've never heard of anyone calling for their shot. You only need to stop in by 5pm. So why are you calling?
Me: Okay, ignore this call then.
Recept: Okay <click>
Me: Bitch <click>

Perhaps they assume that no one will show up and wait to pull the chart (which seems to be a relatively simple matter) when the patient arrives.

So I can see why she would be irked by the impression you just wasted a few minutes of her time?

:shrug:

[Leetahkin]

You can't make an appointment for the shot. So I was telling her I was coming in this afternoon... today.
Hell no will I miss this shot! :D
You don't understand what I'd have to go through if I did.

[SpunGirl]

I have had some bad experiences with medical office receptionists being idiots. I had to explain to an entire office once that I lost my orth-cyclen prescription and was switching pharmacies, so I would need a copy of one, and could I pick it up in the afternoon? This was in the morning.

The receptionist snootily informed me that making photocopies of prescriptions is ILLEGAL and that I would have to come in for an exam for a new prescription. This when I just had an exam oh, three months ago. Okay, can my doc write me a duplicate, please? The gave me the run around... and around... and around... I must've talked to six different people in that office about GETTING ANOTHER COPY (new copy) whatever, of my goddamn prescription.

Finally, I hung up in disgust. What I did was wait until after six and call the doctor herself at home (luckily for me, I'd babysat for her kids a dozen or so times and she knew me really well). She apologized for the dolts at her office and I had my prescription phoned in to my new pharmacy the next day.

-K

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by Nobody Cares
You can't make an appointment for the shot. So I was telling her I was coming in this afternoon... today.
Hell no will I miss this shot! :D
You don't understand what I'd have to go through if I did.

Okay, I see your strategy now.

I'm getting the impression that this particular office is very slow in providing the nurse/doctor with the appropriate information after a patient arrives?

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
I have had some bad experiences with medical office receptionists being idiots. I had to explain to an entire office once that I lost my orth-cyclen prescription and was switching pharmacies, so I would need a copy of one, and could I pick it up in the afternoon? This was in the morning.

The receptionist snootily informed me that making photocopies of prescriptions is ILLEGAL and that I would have to come in for an exam for a new prescription. This when I just had an exam oh, three months ago. Okay, can my doc write me a duplicate, please? The gave me the run around... and around... and around... I must've talked to six different people in that office about GETTING ANOTHER COPY (new copy) whatever, of my goddamn prescription.

Finally, I hung up in disgust. What I did was wait until after six and call the doctor herself at home (luckily for me, I'd babysat for her kids a dozen or so times and she knew me really well). She apologized for the dolts at her office and I had my prescription phoned in to my new pharmacy the next day.

-K

When I anticipate the possibly of being given the run-around, I go to the office or place in person to deal with the issue.

Can be an inconvience, but at least I know it'll get done right and on time, sparing me potential problems down the road (which would outweigh the inconvience of having to go down to the office).

[Leetahkin]

Originally posted by Atlanteax

Originally posted by Nobody Cares
You can't make an appointment for the shot. So I was telling her I was coming in this afternoon... today.
Hell no will I miss this shot! :D
You don't understand what I'd have to go through if I did.

Okay, I see your strategy now.

I'm getting the impression that this particular office is very slow in providing the nurse/doctor with the appropriate information after a patient arrives?

Actually, I couldn't remember if I needed to give a courtesy call or not. I've been through more OB-GYN offices in the past few years than I can count. (numerous docs left because of the astronomical malpractice insurance cost hike here in IL).

So lets see:

Some docs had me pick up the depo shot at the pharmacy and either: had me make an appt, or allowed walk-in but courtesy call same day, or allowed walk-in without call.

Other docs provided the depo shot and either: had me make an appt, or allowed walk-in but courtesy call same day, or allowed walk-in without call.

It's enough to make your head spin trying to remember the latest instructions. All the receptionist had to do was tell me over the phone: Oh, no need to make a call in advance, just come here by 5pm and we'll take care of ya! And my response: Oh, okay! Thanks!.

[Kainen]

You have no true idea how dumb the staff at a doctor's office is till you work for their answering service. Trust me on that.

[Latrinsorm]

Nothing like wasting 2 hours of my life to get a 10 minutes doctor's visit done. Why make appointments if you can't keep them??? How hard is this??

[SpunGirl]

Always get the earliest possible appointment. The doctor falls behind 10 minutes for like every appt they book, so if you're at 3 in the afternoon, you're boned.

8:30am rules.

-K

[Leetahkin]

It sucks when you have a 1/2 hour lunch break, but it takes 15 minutes to go and grab your food from a local eatery.

Thank goodness my boss doesn't pay too much attention - I normally don't start the 30 mins until I return.

[Jadewolff]

Any type of medical issues besides appointments, I just directly ask for the triage (sp?) nurse's VM and leave her a message. Even if she calls later that day or the next, I'll get a competent individual to speak to.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
Always get the earliest possible appointment. The doctor falls behind 10 minutes for like every appt they book, so if you're at 3 in the afternoon, you're boned.2:45 to be precise. Didn't even get called in until 3:30. :( Instead of getting up early, I decided in the future I would call ahead and be like "is the doctor running late today? How much?" because no me gustan las morningas.

[Skeeter]

I left a banana in my drawer and now my papers smell fruity

[Leetahkin]

What's really irritated is I had a doc appointment a few years ago for a Depo shot. I forgot to pick it up at the pharmacy, so I drove there quickly to get one filled. On the way, I'm calling the pharmacy to fill it. Oh shit! No refills.

So I'm furiously calling my OB-GYN's office to have them call in a prescription. I'm not late yet mind you. The darn office personnel wouldn't pick up the phone. I kept getting the answering machine. I'm at the pharmacy, calling and calling the doc's office. Finally I get through, takes them forever to get someone on the phone. I hand my cell to the pharmacist so he can talk to the doc's office.

I was late by not even 15 minutes. They wanted to refuse to give me my shot, even though they knew I was on my way. I argued with them for a good 10 minutes before they decided to give it to me. I was screwed either way - the nurse was a bitch who injected me. Or I skip the shot and go through months of hell and waiting before I can get another one. Bastards.

I found a new doc office after that. I was fuming mad.

So, even if they are running behind (which they were), if you're late, you still may not be seen.

[SpunGirl]

The worst experience I ever had was at my doctor when my normal GYN wasn't available, so they had me see a nurse practicioner (sp?) instead. She goes to do the internal exam and blurts out, "wow, you're tight."

Umm.

I mean, I guess it's better than her saying, "wow, you're pretty freaking loose," but WTMF! I spoke to my doc about how uncomfortable it made me and I haven't seen her in the office since (yes, I still go back to Flagstaff for my GYN appointments. I'm comfortable with my doctor).

-K

[Wezas]

She could have been all "It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway".

I think you got the better comment of the two.

[Celephais]

Tomorrow is this threads birthday... we should throw it a party.

:drunk:

[Leetahkin]

I like this thread. Don't think anyone can tell.
Random thoughts...

I was riding the train this morning, and started thinking about Backlash's posting about Japan and how quiet the train rides are. I experienced it this morning, for once, on the train, until the second train stop.

I got to listen to the hum of the train, the warning sounds when she was driving it too fast, the rustling of the newspaper next to me. Quiet. Thought time. Love it.

Then we got to the stop where a bunch of my friends get on. They are usually loud and laughing and joking and heehawing. They chose a different train cart to ride in today. Quietness still! Or not. Some guy I had never seen before got on the train, and proceeded to talk to the stranger beside him the whole train ride.

I was thankful I didn't have a seat for him to sit next to me. It was bad enough he was a few seats up. Now I understand that people can be lonely, but why do they think it's okay to talk continuously to a stranger? I try to nap on the train for this very reason - I don't want a stranger trying to start a conversation with me. I like getting lost in my own thoughts, not having to pay attention to some stranger.

Yup, I'm such an introvert.

[Latrinsorm]

Why do people walk into a library shouting at the top of their lungs? IT'S A LIBRARY MORON!!

Why do people take a book off the shelf then roll a d320409 to decide where to put it back? Do they honestly think that PR 1522 goes between PS 251 E64 and PS 251 F4??

[Leetahkin]

Twilight Zone day:

Eating lunch for breakfast, breakfast for lunch
you screw up at work and it's brought to your attention, when otherwise you're highly efficient
you botch the spelling of invisible in a post
you still have 3 hellish hours of work left

I'm bored out of my mind, no friends around to chat with (or willing to chat with me). :banghead:

There are some posters that I like a lot.. on the other hand.. I really dislike some of you people.

- Arkans

[4a6c1]

I hate you too Arkans. :P

Someone new in the office invited me to a tupperware party today. My response? *stare* IS IT HISTORICAL TUPPERWARE?! No? Then I dont think so.

I hate people at work trying to know me. Shes bubbly. She thought I was joking and gave me a pamphlet anyways. Women...

[Leetahkin]

I hate it when a coworker who sits next to me sucks on ice cubes all day; and when she's not doing that, she sucks air through her teeth (not sure how to quite explain it... I guess like a person is making that noise to get a stuck piece of food out of their teeth). I think she does that "to help her think".
And she RAMBLES on the phone when helping people.

[Terminator X]

i want jihnas spirit to post something that is mad absurd
and then i'm gonna quote it and put it in my signature
and everyone will be all like, OMG TERMINATOR X = TEH AWESOME 4 PWNIN TEH JIHN0RZ!!!!onetwo
and i wont have to sit in my corner and tremble every time i read her signature then :(

[4a6c1]

HAHAHAHA.

Your adorable. Quit whining.

:heart:




ps. tremble, huh? lmao

[Skeeter]

I hate the itchy feeling you get when your pubes start growing back in.

[Brattt8525]

I hate easy to open packages that aren't easy at all!

[Terminator X]

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
ps. tremble, huh? lmao
omg (ahmmmg!)
now they will be trembles of joy ---> :heart::cold::heart:

k, that was sad

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
I hate people at work trying to know me. Shes bubbly.She just didn't realize you had to deal with Tupperware every day, being a housewife and all.

[4a6c1]

FUCK YOU HARD

[Nauriel]

I am hungover, sunburnt and I have to go Dolphin fishing on a boat in 1200ft of water for the next 6 hours

[Asha]

You're fishing dolphins?
What? You're catching them?

[Nauriel]

Originally posted by Drayal
You're fishing dolphins?
What? You're catching them?

hehe you poor confused Brit;) Dolphin fish, not the mammal...they are also called Mahi-Mahi too..

[Asha]

Ahh.
Was gonna come over there and gut you.

Explain to me what a Marmite Butty, is.
NOW who's confused. Heh.

[Asha]

Yahaha....

[Nauriel]

:rofl:

[Leetahkin]

I hate waiting. I get all nervous and anxious. And then when the wait is over, it's sometimes a letdown because I've worked myself up so much, that I crash. And it becomes insignificant.

I'm hoping this doesn't happen soon. I'm waiting, and anxious, and praying I don't crash when it happens.

[Anebriated]

Mahi-Mahi is a really good eat. Had that when I was visiting my cousins in Florida and man was it amazing.

So yeah, tomorrow is finally coming. Driving up to Canada with my roommate to go drinking and gambling for the night. Even better is the Tom Petty concert saturday night. I have been waiting for this for the last 2 weeks. I have yet to see Petty in concert but I love his music. I dont generally get too excited over things but I am for this. Only really want to hear 4 songs from him and I will be in heaven.

[Back]

I took a bet that my super-secret, black market, underground snack shop may or may not have Nerd’s Rope™. They did.

It was surprisingly delicious though it did resemble a cat turd rolled in multi-colored fish-tank rocks.

http://www.viewfrombaxter.net/series/archives/images/treasurehunt/nerdrope001.jpg

[Edited on 7-22-2005 by Backlash]

[Artha]

100 degrees monday, and I work in a giant oven. Woohoo!

[Skeeter]

The older I get, the worse my hangovers are.

[Leetahkin]

I've told you time and time again
That I care for you
But you don't believe, won't allow yourself to believe
Open your eyes, because I do

Don't walk away, don't let it go
The pain is too much to bear
Walk away, let it go
The pain is too much to bear

Who are you? Where did my friend go?
Did I ignore what I didn't want to see?
Is this why I'm so confused, and in so much pain?

Don't walk away, don't let it go
The pain is too much to bear
Walk away, let it go
The pain is too much to bear

I told you personal things about my life
Which you seemed to ignore
But that's why I live my life as I do
I'm sorry if it's too boring for you

Don't walk away, don't let it go
The pain is too much to bear
Walk away, let it go
The pain is too much to bear

[Asha]

I feel like I don't know anything about anything at all.
When I hear guys talking about cars, I'm neither interested or able to understand them.
Same with sport, amplifiers and working out.

My life is like a guitar to me.
I've no idea how it works but holy fuck, I know how to play it.

[Edited on 7-23-2005 by Drayal]

[SpunGirl]

I like nerds ropes okay, but plain nerds are better.

-K